[SPEAKER_00]: Hello there, Mr. E and Jake Lombrime, Chris Kringle up here at the North Pole, just taking a moment to remember some of the good stories that we've shared over the years, and well this year I have another story for you and your listeners, so now I present to you was the night before squatch miss, my Bobby Reich.
[SPEAKER_00]: Was the night before squatch miss went all through the house, not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse.
[SPEAKER_00]: The stockings were hung by the chimney with care, and hopes that St. Squatchless soon would be there.
[SPEAKER_00]: The children were nestled all snug in their beds, while visions of tree structures danced in their heads, and shenan in her curchiff with a dog in the cat, had just settled down for a long winter's nap.
[SPEAKER_00]: When out on the lawn, there arose such a clutter, she sprang from the bed to see what was the matter.
[SPEAKER_00]: Way to the window, she flew like a flash, tore up in the shutters and threw up the sash.
[SPEAKER_00]: The moon on the breast of the new fallen snow, give the lustre of midday to objects below.
[SPEAKER_00]: When what to her wandering eyes should appear, but a miniature sleigh, and eight large squatch deer, with a big old driver so lively and quick she knew in a moment it must be squatch Nick.
[SPEAKER_00]: More rapid than Eagles his courses they came and he whistled and whooped and called them her name.
[SPEAKER_00]: Now big foot, now yetti, now yali and booger, on almas, on eight men, on dogman and gougou, at the top of the porch, to the top of the wall, now dash away, dash away, dash
[SPEAKER_00]: as dry leaves that before the wild hurricane fly, when they meet with an obstacle mount to the sky.
[SPEAKER_00]: So up to the house top, the courses they flew with a sleigh full of oranges and St.
[SPEAKER_00]: Squash List too, and then in a twinkly she heard on the roof the stumping and thumping of each giant hoof.
[SPEAKER_00]: As she drew in her head and was turning around, down the chimney-cane squatch necklace with a bound.
[SPEAKER_00]: He was dressed on fur from his head to his foot and would was all tarnished with ashes and suits.
[SPEAKER_00]: With bags of oranges he had flung on his back.
[SPEAKER_00]: He looked like a researcher just opening his pack.
[SPEAKER_00]: His eyes how they glowed.
[SPEAKER_00]: His dimples how merry.
[SPEAKER_00]: His cheeks were all hairy and his nose was like a huge cherry.
[SPEAKER_00]: His drool big mouth drawn up like a bow.
[SPEAKER_00]: And a teeth were as white as the new fallen snow.
[SPEAKER_00]: The stump of a deer leg he held tight in his teeth, and the smell it encircled his head like a reef.
[SPEAKER_00]: He had a broad face at a huge round belly.
[SPEAKER_00]: The shook when he growled like a bowl full of jelly.
[SPEAKER_00]: He was chubby and plump, a right grumpy old creature.
[SPEAKER_00]: And she laughed when she saw him in spite of herself.
[SPEAKER_00]: A flash of his eye and a twist of his head, soon gave her to know she had nothing to dread.
[SPEAKER_00]: spoke not a word, but when straight to his work and filled all the stockings, then turned with a jerk, and laying a finger aside of his note and giving a nod, up the chimney heroes.
[SPEAKER_00]: He sprang to a sleigh to his team gave a hoop, and away they all flew like the down of a thistle.
[SPEAKER_00]: But I heard him exclaim, air he drove out of sight, very squatched to all, and to all us, what he night!
[SPEAKER_00]: And that was the night before Squatch Miss by Bobby Reich.
[SPEAKER_00]: Well boys, we'll speak to you next year, and as always, stay Squatchy.