[SPEAKER_06]: Michael Mera, Radio Entertainment.
[SPEAKER_21]: There's that CBS special music.
[SPEAKER_21]: You know you love it.
[SPEAKER_21]: You know you gotta have it.
[SPEAKER_21]: And that means that we're doing it again.
[SPEAKER_21]: You loved it so much.
[SPEAKER_21]: This is episode two of promo, Arragato, Mr.
[SPEAKER_21]: Rob.
[SPEAKER_21]: Otto.
[SPEAKER_21]: In which we play you, some of the great promos that we've featured over the last 15 years on the Michael Marisho.
[SPEAKER_21]: So many favorites in here.
[SPEAKER_21]: I hope I touch on some of yours.
[SPEAKER_21]: You're gonna hear voices, you have an hurt in a while.
[SPEAKER_21]: You're gonna remember things you have and thought about in a while.
[SPEAKER_21]: and have a great time.
[SPEAKER_21]: Great chance to hear the voice of Mark Rudell, my dear friend, but also we've got people on here that you will not expect.
[SPEAKER_21]: For example, Andrea, the Italian diabetic intern, he was great, also Mike doing Ina Garten, which is not even an impression.
[SPEAKER_21]: And we kick it off with one of my favorite promos we've ever produced, Morgan Freeman talking about time.
[SPEAKER_17]: Throughout history, man has sought the ability to conquer all things.
[SPEAKER_17]: He conquered nature, medicine, his enemies.
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[SPEAKER_17]: And thank you for your time.
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[SPEAKER_13]: Of either they.
[SPEAKER_17]: Let's get to know our friend at Casey J.J. Steve Bridges.
[SPEAKER_17]: Did you know that Steve has been on the air since 1965?
[SPEAKER_17]: That's nearly 100 years.
[SPEAKER_17]: He is a member of the Iowa Rock and Roll Hall of Fame.
[SPEAKER_17]: He got the nickname Captain Steve, when he served at Pearl Harbor.
[SPEAKER_17]: Steve invented the phrase the 10th caller wins.
[SPEAKER_17]: He wears glasses, not for vision, but only to make himself look smarter.
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[SPEAKER_17]: His cartoon-styled voice inspired the character of Joe Rocket, and he owns and operates the mighty 1630 KCJJ.
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[SPEAKER_17]: Thank you Steve, and thank you KCJJ.
[SPEAKER_17]: You are the best.
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[SPEAKER_27]: Podcasts are great, but with all the podcasts out there, how do you choose?
[SPEAKER_27]: Let me recommend for your listening pleasure, Kaken Cookies.
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[SPEAKER_27]: I like it because it's family friendly, and they never use words like fuck, head, bullshit, son of a bitch, and they never say go fuck yourself, because kids don't need that kind of Philip in their life.
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[SPEAKER_17]: Was there any chance that the general manager thought that you were Mark's husband?
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[SPEAKER_10]: You're not a woman.
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[SPEAKER_09]: Hi everybody, it's Michael Merrick calling for my car along a speeding artery down here in southwest Florida with a reminder that each and every Wednesday is wide open Wednesday.
[SPEAKER_09]: Rob, that's when we take your phone calls, isn't that right?
[SPEAKER_21]: Yeah, we answer the calls live on the air mic.
[SPEAKER_21]: I keep your eye on the road, please.
[SPEAKER_09]: Our phone number is 888-890-06673 and Oscar Santana can you tell me what the best thing about wide open Wednesday is at least in your mind.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yes, when you call the help line, Mike, please identify yourself in what city you're calling from.
[SPEAKER_02]: That's the best point.
[SPEAKER_09]: That's a very technical advice and I thought it wasn't a help line.
[SPEAKER_09]: I thought it was the wide open Wednesday hotline.
[SPEAKER_02]: Well, I just like to call it the help line.
[SPEAKER_02]: Why?
[SPEAKER_02]: Because we try to help people.
[SPEAKER_09]: Alright, well, wide open Wednesday.
[SPEAKER_09]: You can tell we're real excited about it.
[SPEAKER_35]: So Mike's been begging for more promos, but no one on the payroll seems to be listening.
[SPEAKER_35]: Then what do you think we should do the job for them?
[SPEAKER_35]: Well, let's do it.
[SPEAKER_35]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_35]: You can cut the one-sided sexual attention on this show with a knife.
[SPEAKER_35]: Ah, the Robin's show.
[SPEAKER_35]: You know, it might as well be called drunken skyping about pets.
[SPEAKER_35]: Cake and cookies.
[SPEAKER_35]: Ding ding ding.
[SPEAKER_35]: Uh, the only show on the network with a booking agent.
[SPEAKER_35]: Oh, Maricast.
[SPEAKER_35]: Let's know, Merrick.
[SPEAKER_35]: No, um, something about T-shirts, Tony Perkins show.
[SPEAKER_35]: Ding, ding, ding, uh, this show features two comedians, no one has ever heard of.
[SPEAKER_35]: A Gary Stein has his own show.
[SPEAKER_35]: No, two comedians, no one has ever heard of.
[SPEAKER_35]: Rob and Joe show.
[SPEAKER_35]: Ding, ding, ding, um, if nothing else, they at least sound like they know what they're talking about.
[SPEAKER_35]: Hmm, don't know that one.
[SPEAKER_35]: Uh, this is the show that really proves anyone can have a podcast.
[SPEAKER_35]: That's Omerick cast.
[SPEAKER_35]: What in the hell is an American?
[SPEAKER_35]: No, one guy has a bright future ahead of him and the other one has an MBA.
[SPEAKER_35]: Oh, tech 411.
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[SPEAKER_35]: Then there it is.
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[SPEAKER_35]: And of course, the TMOS app.
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[SPEAKER_29]: intern, and the only intern with I.C.
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[SPEAKER_29]: I am from Italy, but now I'm in America, and I'm also in your heart.
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[SPEAKER_10]: Wednesdays are why don't you be leading me on the 1st and in It's your chance to talk to Mike Robin Oscar.
[SPEAKER_10]: Let's stay mornings at 9 a.m. Sure.
[SPEAKER_10]: The number to call in is 1 8 8 8 9 2 Oh, more that's triply 9 2 0 6 6 7 3 so much fun.
[SPEAKER_10]: You may lose your mind.
[SPEAKER_18]: I don't leave your mind.
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[SPEAKER_14]: Hi, I'm Ina Garten, my favorite podcast the Michael Maris Show is incredibly funny.
[SPEAKER_14]: But sometimes when I want to listen my hands are full, literally.
[SPEAKER_14]: It's not easy to download a podcast with a fistful of roasted eggplant spread covered with a reduced garlic aota, or if you're 10 little pigies or cradling a standing rib roast with a crispy, gray ear, Yorkshire pudding.
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[SPEAKER_14]: Even jiffy can do it and I actually really hate him and fact be really hate each other.
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[SPEAKER_21]: I said good day!
[SPEAKER_21]: auto.
[SPEAKER_21]: Is it better if I stretch it out?
[SPEAKER_21]: Maybe it is.
[SPEAKER_21]: I don't know.
[SPEAKER_21]: Another great montage coming up of some of the best promos we've ever done.
[SPEAKER_21]: This includes so much great stuff, Mike doing Arnold, the mythical radio station KTMOS.
[SPEAKER_21]: The last promo you hear today is my favorite promo ever.
[SPEAKER_21]: because it's my kids, Robert and Julia, and Robert, who was so young, still perfectly nails.
[SPEAKER_21]: A honey mooner's punch line.
[SPEAKER_21]: He might as well give lessons to Audrey Meadows.
[SPEAKER_21]: He does it so well, but we kick it off with something.
[SPEAKER_21]: Do you remember when everyone was watching the Netflix show inventing Ana about Ana Delvey?
[SPEAKER_21]: That crooked con man woman that it's just a lot going on anyway We kick it off with Anna Delvee going into by a sandwich and this is promo Arigato Mr.
[SPEAKER_21]: Rob Auto
[SPEAKER_21]: Have a great day, we'll be back soon.
[SPEAKER_21]: Oh, Anna.
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[SPEAKER_20]: I suppose so, you look poor, but I want something large to feed many of my friends.
[SPEAKER_20]: I've lots of power for friends.
[SPEAKER_20]: How about a six foot party, sir?
[SPEAKER_20]: Six foot this so last year.
[SPEAKER_20]: I want a seven foot sub, all imported meats and cheeses with caviar and 20 carrot gold flakes.
[SPEAKER_20]: I'm not sure we can do that.
[SPEAKER_20]: I find it funny that you would employ that pedophile jarrett as a spokesman, but you can't
[SPEAKER_20]: Why do you trust that way?
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[SPEAKER_20]: What if I put a $100 bill in the tip job?
[SPEAKER_20]: You have $100 bill?
[SPEAKER_20]: No.
[SPEAKER_20]: I want that sandwich!
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[SPEAKER_17]: Oh, they make you laugh.
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[SPEAKER_17]: Thank you.
[SPEAKER_17]: And have a happy, safe, holiday season.
[SPEAKER_17]: And remember, keep the Christ in Christmas.
[SPEAKER_18]: The Fox Network is responsible for some of the most useless competition shows in the history of down the vision.
[SPEAKER_18]: The masks singer.
[SPEAKER_18]: So you think you can dance.
[SPEAKER_18]: I could see your voice.
[SPEAKER_18]: Each is an alter ego.
[SPEAKER_18]: The mask dancer.
[SPEAKER_18]: And now the Fox Network has come up with a stupidest most pointless and confusing competition show ever.
[SPEAKER_18]: I can hear you dance.
[SPEAKER_18]: Mass Judges score masked answers based on the sound of their dancing, sound confusing, you bet it is.
[SPEAKER_18]: I can hear you dance.
[SPEAKER_18]: It'll have your wing tips, smoke in!
[UNKNOWN]: Oh my god, what?
[SPEAKER_18]: Oh my god, what?
[SPEAKER_18]: Who wins?
[SPEAKER_18]: Who loses?
[SPEAKER_18]: Who cares?
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[SPEAKER_17]: Yeah, that's dark.
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[SPEAKER_18]: Thank you.
[SPEAKER_18]: That was good.
[SPEAKER_17]: That was good.
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[SPEAKER_10]: Tonight, after an all new fall guy, there's a man on the mean streets of West South Florida who won't put up with his lady being hassled.
[SPEAKER_10]: I don't like my lady being hassle, I said that, and when it comes to keeping cars on the street, this guy takes matters into his own hands.
[SPEAKER_17]: And the car just could not hold into the driveway.
[SPEAKER_17]: I had to park on the street.
[SPEAKER_10]: Michael Mara is on the case and he lives life on his own terms.
[SPEAKER_17]: We all control the street.
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[SPEAKER_12]: Have you had trouble breathing after laughing from Mike's impressions?
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[SPEAKER_12]: Call into the law offices of Amara, Spuac, and Santana.
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[SPEAKER_15]: Hey humans, it's me, Winslow, Mike's post in Tariah.
[SPEAKER_15]: Do you know I'm smart?
[SPEAKER_15]: In fact, I'm wicked smart.
[SPEAKER_15]: I even watch TV.
[SPEAKER_15]: I like movies like the Department.
[SPEAKER_15]: My theory on feds is that they're like mushrooms, feed them.
[SPEAKER_15]: Keep them in the deck.
[SPEAKER_15]: Woof.
[SPEAKER_15]: Sometimes I eat, too.
[SPEAKER_15]: That's relatable.
[SPEAKER_15]: Goodwill hunting is another one that I like.
[SPEAKER_15]: Do you like apples?
[SPEAKER_15]: Well, I got a number.
[SPEAKER_15]: How do you like their apples?
[SPEAKER_15]: That's funny.
[SPEAKER_15]: Ted is funny too.
[SPEAKER_15]: Kill Tanda, you can suck my- You can't get me Tanda because you just got fat.
[SPEAKER_15]: That's seen maybe how, literally.
[SPEAKER_15]: But the bonus shows even fun here.
[SPEAKER_15]: Buy the TMO as bonus show at Michael Mary Show.com.
[SPEAKER_15]: If you buy a lot of them, I get a greenie and a blue ray player.
[SPEAKER_15]: See ya, gotta visit the fire hydra.
[SPEAKER_13]: Johnny on the spot.
[SPEAKER_13]: Hello!
[SPEAKER_13]: This is Swamma politician Arnold Schwarzenegger.
[SPEAKER_13]: When I was a little boy in Austria, I can think back on the Christmas time and me and my papa would sit by the ten and bump and talk about the Christmas thing.
[SPEAKER_13]: Like the baby Jesus sleeping in the shed and things in the sweet, smart guys who brought the mirror and the Kinder, Vita drum,
[SPEAKER_13]: We also talked about what that called, Raiso Purity.
[SPEAKER_13]: Christmas ultimate fruit cake made by Grossmutter Omar Schwarzenegger.
[SPEAKER_13]: It tasted better than Schwarzwalden Kierstor.
[SPEAKER_13]: But Omar is dead now, and I get so angry because I want fruit cakes.
[SPEAKER_13]: Luckily, the M.O.S.
[SPEAKER_13]: has fruit cakes as good as omers.
[SPEAKER_13]: Full of the fruit and the spices and things, and the chopped nuts, get to the job bar!
[SPEAKER_13]: You only have until September 30th, so buy them now!
[SPEAKER_13]: Go to mycomeryshow.com and support this podcast by clicking the banner and stuff.
[SPEAKER_13]: Buy the fruit cakes!
[SPEAKER_24]: Don't get show it!
[SPEAKER_18]: KTMOS Country at driving you local on the cattle drive to work show good morning America
[SPEAKER_18]: It's me!
[SPEAKER_18]: Chuck Wagon on Spuac County's best country.
[SPEAKER_18]: Play in the country hits while you're spraying your stinky pits.
[SPEAKER_18]: Have you ever thought about B&A KTMOS talking here?
[SPEAKER_18]: We'll have it?
[SPEAKER_18]: Well, apparently it's easy to do, just drop us a note and rob at michomerasho.com.
[SPEAKER_18]: That's rob but two bees do doll.
[SPEAKER_18]: Tell us why you'd be a great talking head and be sure to include your phone number and don't forget your name.
[SPEAKER_18]: Oh, what's my name?
[SPEAKER_18]: Fuck you, that's my name.
[SPEAKER_08]: Here's my going.
[SPEAKER_17]: Let's get to know our friends at K.C.J.J.
[SPEAKER_17]: Tom's suitor.
[SPEAKER_17]: He loves to play guitar.
[SPEAKER_17]: He was the member of the popular rock and roll group, the B-52s.
[SPEAKER_17]: Tom stands in impressive 7 feet 2 in his bare feet.
[SPEAKER_17]: Tom loves to tinker in his workshop.
[SPEAKER_17]: And is responsible for inventing the bottle cap?
[SPEAKER_17]: And the Scotch tape dispenser, Tom is happily married now, but escorted Jill Kleber to the 1978 Oscars and got to third base.
[SPEAKER_17]: Tom studied baking for nine years and made the wedding cakes for many of Larry King's marriages.
[SPEAKER_17]: And Tom owns a magic stapler.
[SPEAKER_17]: But mostly, Tom is the general manager of Radio Station KCJJ, hearing the Michael Marasio since 2009.
[SPEAKER_17]: Thank you Tom, and thank you KCJJ.
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[SPEAKER_17]: I'm Nickname Rick from Concord, and I wanna party with TMOs this fall at a live show.
[SPEAKER_18]: After three long years, TMOs Nation is ready to party in Las Vegas.
[SPEAKER_10]: Or in the DMV.
[SPEAKER_10]: What about Northern California?
[SPEAKER_10]: Wow, the best place is obviously Pittsburgh.
[SPEAKER_18]: Let's not get carried away there, pretty boy.
[SPEAKER_10]: Hey guys, just name the time with the place and we'll be there.
[SPEAKER_11]: Be there, woo!
[SPEAKER_11]: Pixie yourself on a journey, you're traveling through a dimension not of sight, but only of sound.
[SPEAKER_11]: Oh my gosh!
[SPEAKER_11]: The journey into a wondrous place, where what you'll hear is a collection of the surreal.
[SPEAKER_00]: We've seen some crazy things out here.
[SPEAKER_11]: The fantastic, and the comical.
[SPEAKER_24]: Fero!
[SPEAKER_17]: Oh, you're quiet, I know.
[SPEAKER_17]: I don't want to be heard, you're quiet.
[SPEAKER_17]: Go ahead, go ahead, you're quiet.
[SPEAKER_24]: Go ahead, go!
[SPEAKER_17]: There's a deer here.
[SPEAKER_11]: That's the side post up ahead.
[SPEAKER_11]: Next up, Sam Town.
[SPEAKER_11]: Welcome to Sam Town.
[SPEAKER_11]: Sam is meticulously procured by Robbs.
[SPEAKER_11]: Hey, Dad!
[SPEAKER_11]: Listen for a laugh today.
[SPEAKER_11]: Only on the microphone there is sure.
[SPEAKER_07]: Master, are you prepared to crush the Rebel Alliance?
[SPEAKER_07]: A will be in a moment, but right now I'm updating my Michael Marisho app.
[SPEAKER_07]: Michael Marisho app, what is it?
[SPEAKER_07]: You have a mobile phone, right?
[SPEAKER_07]: Sure, is it a smart bulb?
[SPEAKER_07]: Yes, of course.
[SPEAKER_07]: Is it an Android or iOS?
[SPEAKER_07]: I do not know, Master.
[SPEAKER_07]: Well, it's easy.
[SPEAKER_07]: Is it an Apple logo?
[SPEAKER_07]: Or a little R2 unit.
[SPEAKER_07]: I always thought it was a space station.
[SPEAKER_07]: But I guess it's an Apple.
[SPEAKER_07]: Okay, so you have iOS.
[SPEAKER_07]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_07]: What you must do is go to the App Store and type in TMOS and hit Search.
[SPEAKER_07]: But is it my destiny?
[SPEAKER_07]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_07]: It is the easiest way to listen to the Michael Marisho on your phone.
[SPEAKER_07]: Oh.
[SPEAKER_07]: That Michael Marisho.
[SPEAKER_07]: It's new, and all the galaxies are talking about it.
[SPEAKER_07]: I updated yesterday, and I simply love it.
[SPEAKER_07]: And I enjoyed it, have I?
[SPEAKER_07]: But for me, we're it.
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[SPEAKER_07]: We love it.
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm Maddie, and this is my internship.
[SPEAKER_00]: I experience it twice a week with the micro-marish show.
[SPEAKER_00]: When I left the show in May, thanks seem to be pretty much in a rhythm.
[SPEAKER_00]: Now coming back, I have a lot of concerns.
[SPEAKER_00]: Like, does Oscar know that if he wants to have kids, he should actually want to have kids?
[SPEAKER_00]: And what exactly is Mike's Progress?
[SPEAKER_00]: Have we ever had a successful wide open one today?
[SPEAKER_00]: But perhaps the most concerning thing of all is how the hell did Mac become in turn number one.
[SPEAKER_00]: Despite these concerns, I'm glad at least some things have stayed the same.
[SPEAKER_00]: Rolfo is still a dick, and we can't get through the show without technical issues.
[SPEAKER_00]: Be sure to download the TMOS app to stay up to date on all the happenings at the micro-marishow.
[SPEAKER_16]: Pirate Body!
[SPEAKER_16]: This has name Barry reminding you to send in your mail for the mail bag that rob reads onto Michael Mary Show.
[SPEAKER_16]: All you have to do is include it.
[SPEAKER_16]: It's sending it to Rob with two Bees at MichaelMerryShow.com and then maybe we'll read your message on the radio.
[SPEAKER_16]: Good podcast.
[SPEAKER_21]: What about the address, man Barry?
[SPEAKER_33]: Hello, Merri here.
[SPEAKER_33]: You know what I was just thinking about.
[SPEAKER_33]: Yeah, you guessed it.
[SPEAKER_33]: What am I always thinking about?
[SPEAKER_33]: Brum, speedwack.
[SPEAKER_33]: He's so much easier to talk to than those other guys on the show.
[SPEAKER_33]: I think it's his approachability that makes him so special.
[SPEAKER_33]: Why not approach Brum with a letter for the male band?
[SPEAKER_33]: Send your message to Rob at micromarishow.com That's Rob with two beats The extra beat stands for Bad Some of us might get into trouble if we talk to the mob But you can do it again and again and again With your fingers A keyboard And a willingness To let yourself go
[SPEAKER_30]: Hello, this is Matt Bloom, you know, Pony Boy.
[SPEAKER_30]: We wanted to bring some sizzle to the male bag.
[SPEAKER_30]: So they brought me in, Mr.
[SPEAKER_30]: Excitement, to really get you guys riled up.
[SPEAKER_30]: If you want to get in on the Red Hot Action, just send an email to robadmicomarishow.com.
[SPEAKER_30]: That's Rob with two bees.
[SPEAKER_30]: I hate male, it's too slow, I crave action.
[SPEAKER_30]: So if you have a question or comment, send it along, and now, time for a nap.
[SPEAKER_25]: The bills make me want to.
[SPEAKER_25]: Hi, this is Jimmy Serito, the creator of the five-year construction pinesy scheme known as the beer garden.
[SPEAKER_25]: Back in the old days, I used to listen to Mike Amara for four hours a day.
[SPEAKER_25]: Now, you only get a little more than an hour each day plus the bonus show.
[SPEAKER_25]: That's not enough for me.
[SPEAKER_25]: So I always listen to the Americaast.
[SPEAKER_25]: It helped me remember what happened last week on all the shows on the more network because face it.
[SPEAKER_25]: I live in a van down by the river.
[SPEAKER_25]: And as the owner of Jimmy's old town tavern, my memory is cloudy at best, very cloudy, cloudy, cloudy like a Tito's and club soda with too much lime juice.
[SPEAKER_25]: What's the two of America asked?
[SPEAKER_25]: It'll be okay.
[SPEAKER_05]: Here we are, P1s, come and get your cocktail party, come along, my little ones, champagne, drunken wives, all free on Friday, I've lots of lovely goodies for you, naughty words.
[SPEAKER_05]: Mixed drinks, maybe even ice cream, Tricle tarts.
[SPEAKER_05]: Tricle tarts, and ice cream, and oh, free.
[SPEAKER_05]: Come along, kitty, winkies.
[SPEAKER_05]: Come along, my little dears, my little mice.
[SPEAKER_05]: What will it be?
[SPEAKER_05]: Cala, Shannon, superstar, Carrie.
[SPEAKER_05]: It's all on Facebook Live.
[SPEAKER_05]: Go inside my little dears.
[SPEAKER_05]: Ha ha ha, and don't free on Friday.
[SPEAKER_24]: W-W-L-S, Chicago.
[SPEAKER_17]: Attention Chicago land.
[SPEAKER_17]: Are you sick, low-key, or just feel under to weather?
[SPEAKER_17]: Well, you need me, Dr. Larry Chicago.
[SPEAKER_17]: No matter what I always say, I can fix it.
[SPEAKER_17]: Whether it's a sore back, running those, or the COVID, I got you.
[SPEAKER_17]: Just put some ice on it.
[SPEAKER_17]: Come see us at the Chicago Family Medical Group.
[SPEAKER_17]: 1062 West Addison, right next to Ridley.
[SPEAKER_17]: Me and my doctor siblings, Otto Arlene, Oliver, and Oxnard will set you up and tell you to put some ice on it.
[SPEAKER_17]: You can trust us.
[SPEAKER_17]: We fitted Harry Carey for his bag, so get our details at mycomeryshow.com.
[SPEAKER_17]: Hit up the shopping center, get a bonus package, and for God's sake, put some ice on it.
[SPEAKER_17]: Hey, all I'm Luke Bryan.
[SPEAKER_08]: Hi, America.
[SPEAKER_08]: This is Luke Bryan.
[SPEAKER_08]: And I won't be satisfied till I get everyone of your redneck dollars in my wallet.
[SPEAKER_08]: And here with Katy Perry, Lionel Richie and he wears real tiny little jackets.
[SPEAKER_30]: This is going to work.
[SPEAKER_30]: I mean, this is going to be good.
[SPEAKER_08]: I make my own beer.
[SPEAKER_18]: It tastes like They get from country music do-fist Luke Bryan.
[SPEAKER_18]: This is Luke Bryan and I never shave my neck from shiny new licor Schatz to red solo cups I've got goose flesh the Michael Mara shopping center has got you covered for all your hillbilly shopping needs Oh, I just quit the shopping center banner and Michael Mara show dot com they did right Luke that night all internet might take click-click-click-click-click-click-click-click-click-click-click-click-click-click-click-click-click-click-click-click-click-click-click-click-click-click-click-click-click-click-click-click-click-click-click-click-click-click-click-click-click-click-click-click-click-click-click-click-click-click-click-click-click-click-click-click-click-click-click-click-click-click-click-click-click-click-click-click-click-click-click-click-click-click-click
[SPEAKER_26]: Why?
[SPEAKER_19]: Do I know you?
[SPEAKER_26]: Yes, you do.
[SPEAKER_19]: Okay, is this gym a month?
[SPEAKER_26]: No.
[SPEAKER_19]: Have I had fun with you within the past two months?
[SPEAKER_19]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_19]: Okay, that cuts it down to a thousand.
[SPEAKER_19]: Are you rick-scoping?
[SPEAKER_19]: No.
[SPEAKER_19]: Are you joling white?
[SPEAKER_19]: Are you Linda her?
[SPEAKER_19]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_19]: What are you doing?
[SPEAKER_26]: Oh?
[SPEAKER_26]: to the Michael Merrill live show in New Orleans on April 15th at 8 p.m. at the House Blues.
[SPEAKER_26]: Take it sir on sale to the general public on November 1st.
[SPEAKER_26]: Because of you, I'll be in New Orleans.
[SPEAKER_21]: Well, the new year is upon us and it's time to gather the family around the old No, I'm in and talk about what's really important.
[SPEAKER_28]: You mean video games or fall out boy?
[SPEAKER_21]: No, no, no, the real important stuff.
[SPEAKER_27]: Oh, no, he's gonna talk about the stupid fruit cakes again.
[SPEAKER_28]: She's died.
[SPEAKER_28]: Don't you know no one cares?
[SPEAKER_21]: No, I want to talk about the magic of the holidays.
[SPEAKER_21]: Now, did you get everything you wanted for Christmas?
[SPEAKER_28]: Kind of pretty much what did we possibly miss the TMO as bonus package.
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[SPEAKER_28]: Just click on the banner, Mark TMO as bonus packages, and be a part of this important opportunity.
[SPEAKER_28]: Do it now, and God bless us.
[SPEAKER_27]: Everyone.
[SPEAKER_06]: Hey, I wanted to be tiny, Tim.
[SPEAKER_27]: Dad, you're not a tiny, anything.
[SPEAKER_06]: The Michael Maris bonus show, because five hours a week just ain't enough.
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[SPEAKER_24]: From Michael Marishom, T.M.A.S.
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