[SPEAKER_20]: It's the season from the air of LeBurn and Shirley.
[SPEAKER_20]: Michael Mera, radio entertainment.
[SPEAKER_20]: You can listen to the Michael Mera Show at michomerasho.com.
[SPEAKER_20]: Wow, what have we here?
[SPEAKER_12]: It's a podcast.
[SPEAKER_12]: I want to excitement.
[SPEAKER_12]: We have today.
[SPEAKER_20]: It's the Michael Mera Show with Michael Mera and Rob Spiewack.
[SPEAKER_20]: Now, here's my name and name.
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[SPEAKER_11]: Let me, I have no idea if this is widely known or not, you know, part of the, I have been told part of the charm of what we do is that in our stupid worlds, we share things that intrigue us with the hopes that you will be intrigued too.
[SPEAKER_11]: And this particular video that we start to show with today is something that I am intrigued by because you know, um,
[SPEAKER_11]: A lot of people wave the blue flag and say, I support the men in blue.
[SPEAKER_11]: But I, as Rob will tell you, I have, I've spent many, many hours with the men in blue and count among the men in blue, some very dear friends of mine and have for quite some time.
[SPEAKER_11]: That's why this next video was, was very cool to me.
[SPEAKER_11]: It is a, it is a mashup, not a mashup.
[SPEAKER_11]: It is a montage of different uses of a new device that I think's really cool.
[SPEAKER_11]: I'm not, I've always thought if you're, you know, high speed chase.
[SPEAKER_11]: Yeah, on a highway and you come up in back of a car and you do what's called the pit maneuver.
[SPEAKER_11]: I think we've all seen that where they push the rear end of the car that's going at a high speed behind the car and they move it off to the left and it can result in a role that, you know, people by the farm and you can maybe hurt other people at the same time.
[SPEAKER_10]: get hurt if you roll your car.
[SPEAKER_11]: No, you know it, but it's very chaotic.
[SPEAKER_11]: It's a very chaotic way to stop a chase.
[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah, I mean, not only a last resort almost, I mean, so nasty thought.
[SPEAKER_11]: I don't even know what this is called, but I think it's called the the grabber and it's the grappler, the grappler, the grappler and Rob, have you ever seen them?
[SPEAKER_11]: You just device?
[SPEAKER_11]: No, this is what police in certain jurisdictions are using to catch the bad guys that are trying to run away, speed away from the law and jeopardize people while they're doing it.
[SPEAKER_11]: Roll the tape and check this out.
[SPEAKER_11]: This is very, very cool.
[SPEAKER_11]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_11]: There's a guy.
[SPEAKER_11]: Watch what he does.
[SPEAKER_10]: So it's like a stick it's like on this Spider-Man.
[SPEAKER_10]: It's like a kitchen line.
[SPEAKER_10]: Oh, okay So they pull it in and then use their brakes to stop them.
[SPEAKER_10]: They link up and then they slow down that way That's a well 10 you know the thousand percent less lethal.
[SPEAKER_11]: Yeah, then what is that doing what they we do?
[SPEAKER_11]: I think it wraps around the I think it wraps around the tire They do it to a trailer here
[SPEAKER_11]: Yeah, and it doesn't look like it's really like jeopardizing the the chase vehicle.
[SPEAKER_11]: You know, it looks like a lot.
[SPEAKER_11]: So yeah, it is it's old West technology.
[SPEAKER_11]: I pro cam says Washington state uses them This is freaking brilliant.
[SPEAKER_10]: I think it right Mike.
[SPEAKER_10]: I think it grabs by the tire.
[SPEAKER_08]: They're your tire.
[SPEAKER_08]: I was really hoping this was somewhere today.
[SPEAKER_08]: I video Well, and over yet
[SPEAKER_11]: No, I just think this is, have you seen this Josh?
[SPEAKER_11]: I have now.
[SPEAKER_11]: See?
[SPEAKER_11]: I love it.
[SPEAKER_11]: Now, I have to think that I brought new things to people.
[SPEAKER_11]: No, it looks effective.
[SPEAKER_11]: Does anyone look quicker?
[SPEAKER_11]: I mean, when you're tracing somebody and you get close.
[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, now you're going to see some of the distance.
[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, he didn't.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, it looks like he's trying to bring you that.
[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, that's all.
[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, they got him with a grappler.
[SPEAKER_02]: They got him with a grappler.
[SPEAKER_02]: Are there any of these films or the, uh, gotten with the grappler?
[SPEAKER_02]: It's so funny we were just talking about it.
[SPEAKER_02]: Did he say my stove and that's my stove and that's my stove and that's my stove and that's my stove and that's my stove and that's my stove and that's my stove and that's my stove and that's my stove and that's my stove and that's my stove and that's my stove and that's my stove and that's my stove and that's my stove and that's my stove and that's my stove and that's my stove and that's my stove and that's my stove and that's my stove and that's my stove and that's my stove and that's my stove and that's my stove and that's my stove and that's my stove and that's my stove and that's my stove and that's my stove and that's my stove and that's my stove and that's my stove and that's that's my stove
[SPEAKER_11]: God, beat the system.
[SPEAKER_11]: Here's the thing, all right, well, happy Tuesday.
[SPEAKER_11]: This is, I want to share something.
[SPEAKER_11]: I took some notes about the show and our statistics.
[SPEAKER_11]: You know, this show is, we've got like 60 million downloads in this incarnation of this show.
[SPEAKER_11]: We're in the top, you know, we're higher rate of the 99.9% of all other podcasts.
[SPEAKER_11]: We are in the top echelon of podcasts.
[SPEAKER_11]: We've been at it a long time, and since this is giving Tuesday, I wanted to share something that was true, and in order to be honest, sometimes we have to do this, you know, I wrote it down.
[SPEAKER_11]: Let me just read it to you.
[SPEAKER_11]: Every day, you invite the Michael Mary's Show into your life on your drive to work during your, turn the classical music off.
[SPEAKER_11]: All right.
[SPEAKER_11]: Every day, you have laid them like a marriage show.
[SPEAKER_10]: I thought you might like to.
[SPEAKER_11]: Nope.
[SPEAKER_11]: Into your life, on your drive to work, during your morning routine, or in those quiet moments that you need a familiar voice.
[SPEAKER_11]: Over the years this show has become more than entertainment.
[SPEAKER_11]: It's become a friend of constant a place we all meet to laugh to forget the world for a while.
[SPEAKER_11]: But today we need to share something real, uh, due to this year's rising costs and inflation, uh, they've created a, uh, not necessarily totally unexpected, but a bit unexpected, shortfall.
[SPEAKER_11]: A gap of about 20 grand this year on the show that, uh, we need to close.
[SPEAKER_11]: to keep the show going strong into the new year.
[SPEAKER_11]: We don't talk about money.
[SPEAKER_11]: We have, we acknowledge our super chats on podcast.
[SPEAKER_11]: We acknowledge people that donate all the time, but we don't really talk about the nuts and bolts of money and the show.
[SPEAKER_11]: We much rather keep you laughing and the truth is simple.
[SPEAKER_11]: The show only continues because of you.
[SPEAKER_11]: And we are not a corporate back show, we are not a big behemoth, and that is why our finances are not similar than other shows that are in the, you know, the upper 0.1% of podcasts everywhere.
[SPEAKER_11]: This is what I want to share.
[SPEAKER_11]: If every listener that listens to this show,
[SPEAKER_11]: $10.
[SPEAKER_11]: $5.
[SPEAKER_11]: We'd get to go meet our goal instantly.
[SPEAKER_11]: $10.
[SPEAKER_11]: It's less than lunch.
[SPEAKER_11]: In my case, I eat a big lunch.
[SPEAKER_11]: A lot less than lunch.
[SPEAKER_11]: And enough to keep us chugging for another year, because we don't talk about all the
[SPEAKER_11]: the merchandise and all of the development of events and all the effort that goes on.
[SPEAKER_11]: We are bare bones.
[SPEAKER_11]: There are three guys, including my wife helps us free.
[SPEAKER_11]: That's why she gets her Dermgo ads, that's Carlos Compensation, and it's the three of us.
[SPEAKER_11]: That's it.
[SPEAKER_11]: We do everything for the show.
[SPEAKER_11]: So I'm asking on this giving Tuesday if the show has ever meant anything to you.
[SPEAKER_11]: If it's ever lifted your spirits, if it's ever been with you at tough times, made your day easier, please consider donating on giving Tuesday which is today.
[SPEAKER_11]: Every single contribution, bigger, small, helps close this inflation-driven gap.
[SPEAKER_11]: It'll keep
[SPEAKER_11]: do what we do.
[SPEAKER_11]: We like to create events.
[SPEAKER_11]: We like to create merchandise.
[SPEAKER_11]: We like to do the shows when we can.
[SPEAKER_11]: We like to travel to different spots and do the shows.
[SPEAKER_10]: On a daily basis, we just love to make you laugh.
[SPEAKER_10]: We really, really do.
[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_10]: And we want to continue doing that.
[SPEAKER_10]: That's what we love to do.
[SPEAKER_11]: the super chats are wonderful and we we appreciate those.
[SPEAKER_11]: Listen to this.
[SPEAKER_11]: I'll give you some stats here.
[SPEAKER_11]: podcast ranks higher than 99.9% of all shows ever created more than 40 to 60 million lifetime downloads.
[SPEAKER_11]: a community that stood by all of us through the laughs, the rants, all the dysfunction.
[SPEAKER_11]: We've had over the years.
[SPEAKER_11]: We only exist because of you guys.
[SPEAKER_11]: So, you know, this is your moment.
[SPEAKER_11]: So please, Josh has got the different places if you'd like to donate if you'd like to donate.
[SPEAKER_10]: If you'd like to donate.
[SPEAKER_11]: We're doing this at one time or that we're trying to raise this money and do it as we're not going to be gay.
[SPEAKER_10]: We're not going to be gay.
[SPEAKER_11]: to a long break every day, I don't know, but this is how we make our money.
[SPEAKER_11]: We make our money through advertising, merchandise sales, and donations of listeners right away.
[SPEAKER_11]: Dow, thank you, Dow, go to $20 superchat.
[SPEAKER_11]: Thank you, giving Tuesday.
[SPEAKER_11]: We appreciate that.
[SPEAKER_11]: We'd like to set a record in the superchats today too.
[SPEAKER_11]: That would be very, very helpful.
[SPEAKER_11]: Thank you very
[SPEAKER_11]: Josh besides super chats.
[SPEAKER_08]: There are other ways people don't eat to the show on the way to donate over on our store tab on micromanusher.com.
[SPEAKER_08]: There's a TMOS patreon monthly donation or a single donation as well.
[SPEAKER_08]: That is the best way to donate.
[SPEAKER_08]: You can also of course super chat.
[SPEAKER_08]: you can buy merch like our cookbook that's we're running out of cookbooks.
[SPEAKER_08]: You can buy those.
[SPEAKER_08]: You can buy some shirts.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yep.
[SPEAKER_08]: You can sign up for the bonus show.
[SPEAKER_08]: Now that it is December, December and January are the only times we offer yearly bonus show memberships at a discounted price.
[SPEAKER_08]: So that's another way to do it now.
[SPEAKER_11]: Yep.
[SPEAKER_11]: You know, this I'm going to be up front.
[SPEAKER_11]: We are facing the biggest financial shortfall due to, but we're not alone.
[SPEAKER_11]: Mm-hmm.
[SPEAKER_11]: We know we're not alone.
[SPEAKER_11]: A lot of people have dealt with the inflation situation.
[SPEAKER_08]: You can tell what the real advertising's down across the board.
[SPEAKER_11]: And you know, we want to be able to keep this show going the way you know it and we like doing it every day.
[SPEAKER_11]: We like doing it every day and we like doing a bonus show every week.
[SPEAKER_11]: We really do.
[SPEAKER_11]: So we want to keep it going.
[SPEAKER_11]: We want to keep fighting.
[SPEAKER_11]: And with your help, if everybody was to just pop in $10, I mean, with the amount of listeners we get.
[SPEAKER_11]: The metrics are difficult in podcast, in the podcast world, to know whether it's tens of thousands, hundreds of thousands, you know, and thank you very much for school.
[SPEAKER_11]: We appreciate it.
[SPEAKER_11]: Also, Jim, one, four, three, nine.
[SPEAKER_11]: Thank you very much.
[SPEAKER_11]: No tote bag.
[SPEAKER_11]: a no-to-pug.
[SPEAKER_11]: Yeah, if you go on the cruise, yeah, the cruise gets your tote bag.
[SPEAKER_11]: Yeah, you get a tote bag.
[SPEAKER_08]: A tote bag.
[SPEAKER_08]: Podcasts and advertised, and now that every major celebrity runs their own podcasts, that has taken a lot of the advertising money.
[SPEAKER_08]: It was made it harder for guys like us.
[SPEAKER_11]: Right.
[SPEAKER_11]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_11]: You know, $10 damn bitch kind of lunch you eaten.
[SPEAKER_11]: My lunch is an $1.50 can.
[SPEAKER_11]: what you can't say that no what it loves you all the dollar fifty is pretty good for lunch well that's you can the only place you can get that anymore is Costco yeah can you really a dollar fifty gets you a my dog and a coke hot dog and a coke for about fifty all right that's good that's good do you I'm curious Josh have you ever gone to Costco just for lunch and not shop yeah me too okay all right also I went to Ikea this past week just for lunch
[SPEAKER_08]: I did.
[SPEAKER_08]: That's good.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_08]: I got your little Sunday.
[SPEAKER_11]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_11]: That's very jam.
[SPEAKER_10]: What is it?
[SPEAKER_10]: Lincoln very jam.
[SPEAKER_10]: What is a Lincoln bearing?
[SPEAKER_10]: I think it's a tart berry.
[SPEAKER_10]: I don't know.
[SPEAKER_10]: I don't think it's native to our shores, Mike.
[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_10]: It's like a Swedish cranberry.
[SPEAKER_11]: Top berry.
[SPEAKER_11]: Top berry, everybody.
[SPEAKER_10]: And I have to apologize, Mike.
[SPEAKER_10]: I didn't think that you would.
[SPEAKER_10]: I thought the classical music would be nice.
[SPEAKER_10]: What if I had gone with this one?
[SPEAKER_10]: All right.
[SPEAKER_11]: I've got the cookie right here that I wrote all of that on.
[SPEAKER_11]: Every day you invite the micomeris showing to your life on your drive to work during your morning routine or in those quiet moments when you just need a familiar voice over the year
[SPEAKER_10]: So that's good.
[SPEAKER_10]: Would you, would you go for this one, maybe then?
[SPEAKER_10]: Or is this too happy?
[SPEAKER_11]: No, you play the same music you've played for 30 years.
[SPEAKER_11]: I would love something new, new, new.
[SPEAKER_11]: Every year we try to do new things.
[SPEAKER_11]: I promise you, if we can reach our goal, Rob is promised me, he will do new things.
[SPEAKER_10]: Okay, here's a new one.
[SPEAKER_10]: I didn't know if you, I thought it might be too new.
[SPEAKER_10]: I didn't know if you wanted to use it or not.
[SPEAKER_11]: I bet it's not new.
[SPEAKER_17]: It is.
[SPEAKER_17]: See, it's not Thank you, Reese Jim's 23 everybody we appreciate it.
[SPEAKER_17]: Oh, we got 23 days.
[SPEAKER_17]: Oh, I got 23 days.
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[SPEAKER_10]: Oh, I got 23 days.
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[SPEAKER_11]: That's right.
[SPEAKER_11]: Don't contradict me when I'm trying to do it.
[SPEAKER_11]: I'm not saying anything.
[SPEAKER_11]: No, he's not subtracting.
[SPEAKER_11]: He's adding.
[SPEAKER_11]: Thank you.
[SPEAKER_11]: Reese just took care of ten listeners right there.
[SPEAKER_11]: That's that's awesome.
[SPEAKER_11]: And that'll be the same policy on the ship.
[SPEAKER_11]: We're not giving up the fleet and guy.
[SPEAKER_11]: Okay, I know you love it.
[SPEAKER_11]: I know you love him and his big head and his sameness.
[SPEAKER_11]: I don't.
[SPEAKER_11]: I don't like sameness.
[SPEAKER_11]: I like fresh.
[SPEAKER_11]: That's what I like, fresh, fresh, fresh, but he's not giving it up because I know it means something to you.
[SPEAKER_08]: What would happen if we took that fleeting guy?
[SPEAKER_08]: I'm stuck in the AI.
[SPEAKER_08]: Could we get an ice video of him?
[SPEAKER_08]: I bet we could.
[SPEAKER_10]: Oh my god, that's a great idea.
[SPEAKER_11]: Yeah, that would be great.
[SPEAKER_11]: All right, we're not.
[SPEAKER_11]: We are not having a vote on the Christmas.
[SPEAKER_11]: Here he is, done it again.
[SPEAKER_11]: He is now clouded the mat, which is his skill, his skill set.
[SPEAKER_11]: Whenever I'm trying to raise money, he will shove something in there to just either make an about him or, you know, for the love of God, he will dilute the message as he's doing it today, are giving Tuesday.
[SPEAKER_10]: For at least 15 years, I have prided myself on trying to put the countdown guy where he doesn't belong.
[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah, I know.
[SPEAKER_10]: And I was going damn it.
[SPEAKER_10]: And I was playing the long game there.
[SPEAKER_10]: Because we, we, we said, you don't know music and then music and then music and then him.
[SPEAKER_10]: And it's the back.
[SPEAKER_11]: But be a little uptight because right before bed, had a little issue last night again.
[SPEAKER_10]: Oh.
[SPEAKER_11]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_11]: But we'll be alright.
[SPEAKER_10]: I threw my cranberry sauce away.
[SPEAKER_11]: I'm going to go on the cruise anyway.
[SPEAKER_11]: If I die on the cruise,
[SPEAKER_11]: Many people do know I know I sacrificed all right.
[SPEAKER_10]: I hope your room has one of the bigger bad.
[SPEAKER_10]: Thank you very much.
[SPEAKER_11]: Hey everybody.
[SPEAKER_11]: I am you know what?
[SPEAKER_11]: We've got the same people too.
[SPEAKER_11]: Especially on the super chats that kind of pop in there all the time.
[SPEAKER_11]: Let's let's you know I'm talking about a teeny one all right.
[SPEAKER_11]: Now I know not everybody can do what Reese does.
[SPEAKER_11]: We know that.
[SPEAKER_11]: Give your Starbucks today.
[SPEAKER_11]: I mean really god bless you.
[SPEAKER_11]: That's it.
[SPEAKER_11]: That's my spiel.
[SPEAKER_11]: That's my appeal.
[SPEAKER_11]: Now on with the show, well, well, and we get some super chats, we'll mention that this is I did not get a chance to reflect on my Thanksgiving dinner where, uh, and what I screwed up.
[SPEAKER_11]: All right, Carla was under the weather on Thanksgiving day.
[SPEAKER_11]: I didn't mention that, but she was under the weather.
[SPEAKER_11]: And because of that, she has been feeling poorly for a while now.
[SPEAKER_11]: And I had to pick up the slack.
[SPEAKER_11]: My normal responsibilities are as follows.
[SPEAKER_11]: Cranberry sauce.
[SPEAKER_11]: And gravy.
[SPEAKER_11]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_11]: That's it.
[SPEAKER_11]: But both important.
[SPEAKER_11]: Very important.
[SPEAKER_11]: Now, uh, and I do not make a habit of dissing members of my own family, but reality is reality.
[SPEAKER_11]: And I must, uh, give an honest, unvarnished review of, uh, of the Thanksgiving meal.
[SPEAKER_11]: It was in my humble opinion, SP.
[SPEAKER_11]: SP sub par.
[SPEAKER_10]: Oh, no.
[SPEAKER_10]: What was what?
[SPEAKER_11]: Because I was going to ask you to like rate it on one to ten, but which is less par my Thanksgiving dinner or my my beard that I'm trying to grow?
[SPEAKER_10]: They're both great.
[SPEAKER_10]: I think if the beard is, yeah, what beard?
[SPEAKER_10]: There it is.
[SPEAKER_10]: That is the beard
[SPEAKER_11]: I don't know.
[SPEAKER_11]: I'm trying to grow it.
[SPEAKER_11]: Now are you trying to Santa Claus it?
[SPEAKER_11]: I'm not trying to Santa Claus.
[SPEAKER_11]: Hey Chris White, thank you very much.
[SPEAKER_11]: We appreciate that super chat.
[SPEAKER_11]: Good man.
[SPEAKER_11]: Much appreciated.
[SPEAKER_11]: There it is.
[SPEAKER_11]: I'm going back to the long shot.
[SPEAKER_11]: So I didn't mean to make you what is on my nose.
[SPEAKER_10]: That was on my nose.
[SPEAKER_11]: It's like a coffee ground.
[SPEAKER_11]: It's a coffee ground.
[SPEAKER_10]: I thought it was blood.
[SPEAKER_11]: Yeah, I think it's blood.
[SPEAKER_11]: No, it's not blood.
[SPEAKER_10]: It is not It's red coffee ground on your nose.
[SPEAKER_11]: That is blood.
[SPEAKER_11]: It is blood.
[SPEAKER_11]: Oh shut up.
[SPEAKER_11]: I'm not I'm falling apart I'm falling apart trying to raise money for this shelf.
[SPEAKER_11]: He's on a part bleeding.
[SPEAKER_10]: Go Chris white.
[SPEAKER_10]: Here's for Chris white.
[SPEAKER_10]: He deserves this Mike
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, it might be worth trying to see if you can sneak down to that cruise this weekend.
[SPEAKER_08]: It might be Mike Slashow.
[SPEAKER_11]: Yeah, I'm doing the very, very best I can.
[SPEAKER_10]: Saturday night, we'll have the memorial.
[SPEAKER_11]: the uh... i get a lectern dross i don't know what they have on the book i so i can do sure i'm sure they have a thank you for stopping on the boat we'll just move our show to the chapel uh... and by the way not just the super chance but everything else Josh mentioned i'm the thanksgiving dinner i uh... and test because of carless uh... situation we have the dressing
[SPEAKER_11]: of making the dressing and you don't stop your bird.
[SPEAKER_10]: You just make it outside the bird.
[SPEAKER_11]: You make it outside the bird.
[SPEAKER_11]: I improvised a little bit.
[SPEAKER_11]: Carla had purchased the store bought almost like kettle corn style bags of strips of a of stale bread that you put in there like the crew to and I think they are.
[SPEAKER_11]: they were in this great.
[SPEAKER_11]: They were really great.
[SPEAKER_10]: I mixed stale bread with pepper farm crumbs.
[SPEAKER_10]: I give you double texture there.
[SPEAKER_10]: It's also good.
[SPEAKER_10]: You know for the next if you don't want to have a sub party Thanksgiving you might think that's the one up your meal.
[SPEAKER_11]: Of course he does.
[SPEAKER_10]: Of course he does not want up anything.
[SPEAKER_11]: I'm just offering you something has to share how he does.
[SPEAKER_11]: You know more than I get it.
[SPEAKER_11]: I'm not a thank you paddle brand.
[SPEAKER_11]: We appreciate a paddle brand love love on your movies in the 30s.
[SPEAKER_11]: That's good stuff.
[SPEAKER_11]: I say I was I was referencing the bar in New Orleans.
[SPEAKER_11]: We get the hurricane.
[SPEAKER_10]: It wasn't there a guy on like one of the soft news shows, Pat O'Brien.
[SPEAKER_10]: He was a sportscaster that turned to soft news.
[SPEAKER_11]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_11]: We got it did like an entertainment weekly show.
[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_11]: We got involved in some controversy years ago.
[SPEAKER_11]: And it is reasonably sure is dead.
[SPEAKER_11]: if i'm not mistaken he may be dead but i don't know anyway moving on along i here's the mistake i made and i discovered i really don't i've always thought that stuffing it that is to dry tends to fall apart yeah and it breaks up and i don't like that so
[SPEAKER_11]: What I did was before I, uh, after I mixed it, I mixed it a little further.
[SPEAKER_11]: Thank you.
[SPEAKER_11]: Rick Scofield.
[SPEAKER_11]: Thank you.
[SPEAKER_11]: God bless you, Rick.
[SPEAKER_11]: I appreciate that I'm giving to you today.
[SPEAKER_11]: I want a great group of people.
[SPEAKER_11]: I appreciate that.
[SPEAKER_11]: Um, uh, I put a almost an entire box of chicken stock in it.
[SPEAKER_11]: Okay, that's a court probably right trying to think the size of the box like about that big, you know, yeah, court poured it in Put it in the oven Way to totally got a little brown on top.
[SPEAKER_11]: It made it into like just a muck soup It was I would have put a third of it in there.
[SPEAKER_11]: Yeah, just a moist in it and I blew that do you ever put I if I have this thought do you ever put an egg
[SPEAKER_10]: in uh... in stuffing oh my god i've got the perfect ratio for you okay what do you have not you put it around stuffing it doesn't cover mountain brown it comes from my grandfather i watched him do it a million times you start by in butter cooking your celery and onions usually six stalks of celery to one big onion or two small i've i had fresh sage chopped up you don't need to but i do i put i put fresh sage
[SPEAKER_10]: Okay, and then you put that once it's wilted almost to not being vegetable anymore, put it in a bowl, put your bread on top of that, then six beaten eggs and milk.
[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_10]: And to make it sort of.
[SPEAKER_10]: like a moldable texture, you know, you don't want it gooey, but you want to have a cup of milk.
[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah, like stiff, and it varies year to year, stiff peaks, you know, you can squeeze it and it stays there.
[SPEAKER_11]: So you put that many eggs in and what's your, do you put a protein in sausage?
[SPEAKER_10]: No, no, no, it's purely bread stuffing.
[SPEAKER_10]: Okay, I, I, but we also, we're very, oh, that's good.
[SPEAKER_11]: My name is to make sage sausage sausage and mushroom.
[SPEAKER_10]: So good.
[SPEAKER_11]: Very, very yummy.
[SPEAKER_11]: I will not make them.
[SPEAKER_11]: I say, I will go with the, it doesn't make it to custody.
[SPEAKER_10]: If no, no, because the, one of the only thing that's important is that you don't pour the eggs directly into the hot vegetables because they will scramble.
[SPEAKER_10]: Okay, so you have to have that bread sort of between them and also Mike, this I've come on in my own This tip is get latex gloves food safe gloves for the kitchen because the best way to mix stuffing is to squeeze it with your hands But you don't want your hands to stink like stuffing all day.
[SPEAKER_11]: So just I took the dogs out to poop and then I got right to it with my
[SPEAKER_11]: I, I, I, you know, and your food bags are also food safe aren't they?
[SPEAKER_11]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_11]: I took them all and put them in the tray.
[SPEAKER_10]: I hate to do this.
[SPEAKER_10]: I need to unbox something.
[SPEAKER_10]: I just got because it was in the rain and I don't want it to be.
[SPEAKER_10]: I don't want it to be damaged.
[SPEAKER_11]: Go ahead.
[SPEAKER_10]: Go ahead.
[SPEAKER_11]: That's it.
[SPEAKER_11]: The opening is everybody's.
[SPEAKER_11]: That's the motto of this show.
[SPEAKER_11]: Everybody gets to do this.
[SPEAKER_11]: Is it an album?
[SPEAKER_11]: But if it's an album, I'm a piece of it.
[SPEAKER_11]: It's not anything we're going to care about.
[SPEAKER_11]: No, you're right.
[SPEAKER_11]: It's an apology for everybody.
[SPEAKER_10]: Well, I mean, I paid $75 for one album I don't want it to say in white cards.
[SPEAKER_11]: Very nice.
[SPEAKER_11]: All right.
[SPEAKER_11]: Gradually.
[SPEAKER_10]: It wasn't hurt you to put eggs in your stuffing and watch the Beatles anthology.
[SPEAKER_10]: I don't.
[SPEAKER_11]: I just, you know, I mean, it's always the Beatles.
[SPEAKER_11]: It really is.
[SPEAKER_11]: If you love the Beatles, give us a donation to that.
[SPEAKER_11]: I've been hard today on our radio thought.
[SPEAKER_11]: I can help.
[SPEAKER_10]: I have about $20 for Ringo.
[SPEAKER_11]: Ringo?
[SPEAKER_10]: Ringo star.
[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_10]: Ringo star.
[SPEAKER_10]: My mom and I like to call him that.
[SPEAKER_11]: And then the cranberry sauce as usual, I asked it a question from Shannon Tisha Robb.
[SPEAKER_11]: Have you watched the nine hour documentary released on Apple?
[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah, it's actually on Disney right now.
[SPEAKER_10]: Well, I guess Apple is the company that did it, but it's on Disney.
[SPEAKER_10]: I've watched the thing probably it doesn't times already because I have the DVDs, but there's a new episode that is so great because when they did the original anthology 25 years ago,
[SPEAKER_10]: I don't know if he'd wanted it left well what you know you couldn't answer that he tried to promote this new episode last Mike it left us with the Beatles broken up which is sad and this 9th episode it was sad in 1969 it's still sad Mike it's still sad and they did this 9th episode the provided closure and It's very very I'll say this it's very sweet so if even if you just watch the 9th episode Everyone should watch this documentary I will wait for episode 10
[SPEAKER_10]: Okay, is that the one where they die?
[SPEAKER_10]: All of them dead?
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, I hope so.
[SPEAKER_08]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_11]: We'll get to that later, Mike.
[SPEAKER_11]: Oh, damn, sorry.
[SPEAKER_11]: Yeah, like I said, I'm not diving in early.
[SPEAKER_10]: Um, the third spot to that.
[SPEAKER_10]: Did we lose Mike?
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, I think I thought Mike was freezing for more.
[SPEAKER_10]: I thought it was a really great.
[SPEAKER_08]: And I was.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_08]: So did I.
[SPEAKER_08]: And I believe we have lost Mike when I great pause.
[SPEAKER_10]: You know what I bet?
[SPEAKER_10]: I bet he goes out and he comes back.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_10]: He often does this.
[SPEAKER_10]: But Josh, yeah.
[SPEAKER_10]: The ninth episode provides closure and also discusses even if you're just a tech junkie.
[SPEAKER_10]: the way they made the three records after John Lennon died with the tape is fascinating about isolating the vocals and rewriting around them is really neat so i do recommend it very much i i'm sure it's great for a it beetles and you're not a beetles fan
[SPEAKER_08]: Not at all.
[SPEAKER_08]: No, you're more of a Rolling Stones Led Zeppelin.
[SPEAKER_08]: I don't know.
[SPEAKER_08]: I don't mind any of those.
[SPEAKER_08]: I they all have good music I'm obsessed with any of that.
[SPEAKER_10]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_10]: Well, I would you I don't say I'm obsessed.
[SPEAKER_10]: It's just my favorite.
[SPEAKER_08]: Your beatle Elvis relationship is very similar to my Orioles relationship Where it's better than me.
[SPEAKER_10]: I'll give you that and you know what you're a little more pure because the Orioles is a one my heart every day.
[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah, but also it's like one entity that you can focus on
[SPEAKER_10]: When I split between the Beatles and Elvis and people, they say there's no overlap, so it's weird that I would like them both so much You see normally you're an Elvis guy and or a Beatles guy, and I've always been both, so very weird But then that's not even the weirdest thing about me
[SPEAKER_10]: I'm wired wrong, you know this.
[SPEAKER_08]: Oh, I know.
[SPEAKER_08]: That's why I love you.
[SPEAKER_08]: We do.
[SPEAKER_08]: We don't have much in common, but we've got all this in common.
[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah, we have more in common than most people.
[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah, as a matter of fact, we brought that up when we talked to John Heeter, which we'll release today.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, I have a clip to share with Mike when Mike returns.
[SPEAKER_08]: Oh, wait, before that, I want to say thank you.
[SPEAKER_10]: Do that.
[SPEAKER_10]: Rolando with a $50 donation on,
[SPEAKER_10]: Giving Tuesday to sing, but we were talking to him and I said to John Heeter Napoleon Dynamite, I said, looking at us, me and Josh, you wouldn't think we have anything in common.
[SPEAKER_10]: And in fact, we had the exact same viewpoint on his movie and it was kind of great.
[SPEAKER_10]: It is, tap a window, it streams everywhere today, right?
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, today.
[SPEAKER_08]: You can check it out.
[SPEAKER_08]: I really thought I was going to have to pretend to like the movie.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_08]: Oh, Chad.
[SPEAKER_08]: Hey, you did a great job, but I watched it twice now.
[SPEAKER_08]: And I want to watch it at third time because it gets better each time.
[SPEAKER_08]: Chad did do a great job.
[SPEAKER_08]: I hate saying that because I've been hearing about this movie for five years.
[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah, they have been shooting it a long, long time.
[SPEAKER_08]: Well, to the point that when Chad was doing the, um, what is it, not interview?
[SPEAKER_08]: We try it, try it out.
[SPEAKER_08]: Audition.
[SPEAKER_08]: The audition.
[SPEAKER_08]: That's the word I'm looking for.
[SPEAKER_08]: The interview.
[SPEAKER_08]: Because then with his resume, The theater background.
[SPEAKER_10]: Some references.
[SPEAKER_08]: That when he was doing that, I was helping him with getting it set up because it was virtual during COVID.
[SPEAKER_08]: All right.
[SPEAKER_08]: Right.
[SPEAKER_08]: And it was, look at this email.
[SPEAKER_08]: Do you think this is a fake email?
[SPEAKER_08]: Someone trying to screw with me.
[SPEAKER_10]: I, you know what?
[SPEAKER_10]: It's so, it is weird when they, when you get a reach out from a studio for something like that, you do think it's a fake.
[SPEAKER_10]: I, when I,
[SPEAKER_10]: When I got to do the show crashing, which is really the extent of my acting career, I got the role because I was helping someone else read.
[SPEAKER_10]: And it was a DJ and I played the DJ and Sarah Fraser was the person who was auditioning.
[SPEAKER_10]: And she said, we read with me, I said, well, you know it would be great, is why don't you come on and we'll shoot the video like we did on the show, like we're streaming it.
[SPEAKER_10]: and we did it and she did great, but then they came back and they said they want me to play the disjockey.
[SPEAKER_10]: I wasn't even auditioning.
[SPEAKER_10]: That was just a filler.
[SPEAKER_08]: Did she also get to part she did.
[SPEAKER_08]: Okay, because it would have been awkward if you got the money.
[SPEAKER_10]: Really all passed on her.
[SPEAKER_10]: Really awkward.
[SPEAKER_10]: I'm so glad that it worked out that way.
[SPEAKER_10]: But yeah, it was strange and I did think until I saw it on TV.
[SPEAKER_10]: I thought
[SPEAKER_10]: something's up here something's going to go wrong this isn't real because it is it's just a totally different world uh... the way that they they handle showbiz like that i was a lot of fun i wouldn't trade it i don't think that i would actually do it again because uh... you know yeah i'm not good at it i'm trying to mention that when reference in the polly and dynamite that shot the thing he was like i don't know if it'll ever actually come out
[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah, yeah, I like when we talked him about what he thought might be the catch phrases from Napoleon Dynamite and he says that he was hoping there'd be catch phrases, but he didn't know what they would be.
[SPEAKER_10]: And anyway, so that'll drop today for everybody, right?
[SPEAKER_08]: About three o'clock.
[SPEAKER_10]: Okay, cool.
[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah, click your feed and then after you see it, you're going to definitely want to watch the movie and tap a window is available everywhere that movies are rented.
[SPEAKER_10]: Now, I did have one tape I wanted to play for you today, Josh.
[SPEAKER_10]: All right.
[SPEAKER_08]: Well, Mike did lose power.
[SPEAKER_08]: He's like electricity and he's waiting, it's back, but he's waiting for the internet.
[SPEAKER_08]: You know how when you lose power, you don't wait for the internet to come back?
[SPEAKER_10]: I wonder, on the easter shore, they say, you lost current.
[SPEAKER_10]: You lose current?
[SPEAKER_08]: Exactly.
[SPEAKER_08]: My lost current.
[SPEAKER_08]: Before you go to a video, I do want to take a moment to say, say, home to Tomo B. Oh, yeah.
[SPEAKER_08]: Oh, yeah.
[SPEAKER_08]: This past weekend.
[SPEAKER_10]: All right, sincere condolences.
[SPEAKER_08]: He's been with us forever forever.
[SPEAKER_08]: He's one of the first people to reach out to me.
[SPEAKER_08]: Now, it was in anger.
[SPEAKER_08]: But that's time will be.
[SPEAKER_08]: That is time.
[SPEAKER_08]: And we got past that.
[SPEAKER_08]: And time will be is a great, great guy.
[SPEAKER_08]: So nice fella.
[SPEAKER_08]: And he was tough to see last night.
[SPEAKER_10]: One, and he went in a most tragic way.
[SPEAKER_10]: It was a house fire.
[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_10]: And that's that's no way for anyone to go.
[SPEAKER_10]: And for someone that has invested as much time as he has in our show, he's part of the family.
[SPEAKER_10]: And it's really, it's tragic.
[SPEAKER_10]: I was really stunned today to find out that he was gone.
[SPEAKER_08]: So I'm at the Derby parties, so I'm just two weeks ago at Chad Dukes event when I went up for that.
[SPEAKER_10]: So I'm sorry to his family and to all his friends are most sincere condolences and I sneeze because I'm allergic to sadness.
[SPEAKER_10]: I wanted a mic is coming back.
[SPEAKER_10]: He says it's flashing orange.
[SPEAKER_10]: I think that just means his router needs to like come back.
[SPEAKER_08]: I think it's in patience.
[SPEAKER_08]: You know how you when you want to get back on and you just stare at that thing and it had that Comcast box has a mind of its own.
[SPEAKER_10]: Exactly.
[SPEAKER_10]: And you just stare at it.
[SPEAKER_10]: So let me show you this video.
[SPEAKER_10]: I thought this was an oddly produced.
[SPEAKER_10]: You've probably saw it because it's from the Orials.
[SPEAKER_10]: But, you know, a man of my age, when I think of Boog Powell, I think of Boog's barbeque.
[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_10]: I know he was a player, right?
[SPEAKER_10]: He was a big deal.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_08]: He was a first basement.
[SPEAKER_08]: He was a, he was, yeah.
[SPEAKER_10]: Was he a sturdy first basement?
[SPEAKER_10]: Because he's very sturdy now.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yes, he is.
[SPEAKER_08]: I always didn't start.
[SPEAKER_10]: I'm not going to say fat.
[SPEAKER_10]: But this is the video that the Orals put out that starts out much less flattering than it ends.
[SPEAKER_19]: Right to the fence, where they're cooking these big chunks of beef, and I would hold my glove over the fence, and they would slip me a big chunk of beef.
[SPEAKER_18]: Hey, you're pooping power!
[SPEAKER_08]: I think they've, they've muddied the message, haven't they?
[SPEAKER_08]: I don't care.
[SPEAKER_08]: I have not seen that yet.
[SPEAKER_08]: I know they hired some new social media people and I love that video.
[SPEAKER_08]: That's great.
[SPEAKER_10]: But it muddied.
[SPEAKER_10]: I mean, I would love to see a Bug Bell video about him on a Miller light commercial.
[SPEAKER_08]: And they're talking to those.
[SPEAKER_08]: Those are all out there.
[SPEAKER_10]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_10]: But then how about just one that's purely about him with those great plays he was made?
[SPEAKER_10]: No, but remember, we're dealing with,
[SPEAKER_10]: stupid kids that are trying to reach that only no boog as boog's barbecue you go out there and boog is sitting on a stool and will say hi to you while you get your barbecue and it's great barbecue but I just I I have not if I ever did it had to have been 50 years ago season the baseball glove do you think that putting a funk of hot beef in a baseball glove is going to help break it in?
[SPEAKER_10]: I wasn't I didn't I didn't take that from that.
[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah, I thought I thought no, I don't think it's I don't think it was on purpose.
[SPEAKER_10]: No, I think you just wanted the meat.
[SPEAKER_10]: I thought it was like mid game He would just reach his glove over and people feed him.
[SPEAKER_10]: That's true But I'm thinking that with that, you know, you use oil on a glove.
[SPEAKER_10]: So why not beef towel to some of it
[SPEAKER_08]: It would probably work.
[SPEAKER_08]: There's lots of things to break in the glove where you put it in the oven.
[SPEAKER_08]: You put it under your bed, you run over it with a car, run over with a car, everyone's got their own superstitions on what does best.
[SPEAKER_10]: I remember my cousin for got one and put a baseball in it and then tied it immensely tight with a rope.
[SPEAKER_10]: So it had to like mold around the ball.
[SPEAKER_10]: And it just sat there for like a month, getting ready for him to play.
[SPEAKER_08]: I've done it.
[SPEAKER_08]: I did it for my steps on a glove.
[SPEAKER_08]: Now I think you might be want to something here.
[SPEAKER_08]: And I don't think I can get the boogs barbecue sauce in like a jar right but if I could and I would slather that all over the globe now you're talking and bake that that I think would really break it in plus.
[SPEAKER_08]: Plus part of what's great about baseball is you put your glove up to your hand and you can smell that leather.
[SPEAKER_08]: Now I do love the smell.
[SPEAKER_08]: Now if you want some barbecue sauce over that you've got
[SPEAKER_10]: Now, Dalgota brings up an interesting fight.
[SPEAKER_10]: Do you want to put it in the oven or do you want to put it in the smoker?
[SPEAKER_10]: The smoker would probably be better.
[SPEAKER_10]: I would think a slow, like a moist heat, right?
[SPEAKER_10]: To make the glove more supple?
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, I think I don't know the whole point of putting it in the oven.
[SPEAKER_08]: I just know I did it.
[SPEAKER_08]: Well, I think it would soften the leather.
[SPEAKER_08]: I guess it's softened the others, but I think it would do well too.
[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah, you so you smoke it with barbecue sauce and then add six eggs.
[SPEAKER_10]: Yep.
[SPEAKER_10]: And you're done.
[SPEAKER_10]: Can we add?
[SPEAKER_10]: And then just pound it with some pit beef.
[SPEAKER_10]: That's exactly right.
[SPEAKER_10]: But also, if you think about it, a baseball glove is a wonderful vehicle for carrying hunks of meat.
[SPEAKER_08]: No, it's, it's, it's, you can fit anything in a baseball glove.
[SPEAKER_10]: and also because of its thick leather nature, your hand won't burn.
[SPEAKER_08]: That's that's that's true.
[SPEAKER_10]: It's like a pot holder.
[SPEAKER_08]: It's the Wilson.
[SPEAKER_08]: It's like a modern other man.
[SPEAKER_10]: Exactly.
[SPEAKER_10]: Now question.
[SPEAKER_10]: Did you ever have a ball glove that wasn't the traditional brown baseball glove?
[SPEAKER_10]: Did you ever get like a black one or a white one or anything like that?
[SPEAKER_10]: Because I was think they're a little showy.
[SPEAKER_08]: I've had a black one for a while.
[SPEAKER_10]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_11]: Can you hear me?
[SPEAKER_10]: We can.
[SPEAKER_08]: What happened?
[SPEAKER_11]: We'll call that man and everything.
[SPEAKER_11]: Just exploded.
[SPEAKER_10]: Are you having weather down there?
[SPEAKER_11]: I don't believe so.
[SPEAKER_11]: They're built a little rainy, but I mean, not a lot of weather.
[SPEAKER_11]: I'm totally, I'm gumsmacked.
[SPEAKER_11]: Yeah, glad you're back.
[SPEAKER_11]: We glad to be back, too.
[SPEAKER_08]: We were just having a food pal discussion.
[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_10]: Do you think that it would be good to take a baseball glove when you want to break it in?
[SPEAKER_08]: We mentioned that.
[SPEAKER_08]: So weird.
[SPEAKER_08]: Well, why could we run the video again?
[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah, yeah.
[SPEAKER_10]: I want you to see this Mike.
[SPEAKER_10]: But do you think it would be good if you had a baseball
[SPEAKER_11]: You're gonna show me a video of that.
[SPEAKER_18]: Well, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
[SPEAKER_11]: Booge.
[SPEAKER_11]: I saw a hand in his family park.
[SPEAKER_11]: against the Boston Red Sox hit the longest home run I've ever seen over like into the upper deck in right field respect tag.
[SPEAKER_10]: I mean he's a big guy.
[SPEAKER_10]: I imagine he could really when he connected I bet he could really move the ball.
[SPEAKER_11]: It was wonderful.
[SPEAKER_11]: It was uh... one of my favorites and of course if you go to came to New Orange you get the uh... bugs barbecue which is uh... still happening today.
[SPEAKER_11]: Real quick before we move on I want to mention that being the worst uh... gift giver of all
[SPEAKER_11]: It's just weird that you mentioned baseball gloves because last night, I've been in the hospital for three days.
[SPEAKER_10]: You do.
[SPEAKER_11]: You think about stuff.
[SPEAKER_11]: Oh, so when I got out and took my kid to Dix, I want to Christmas early for him.
[SPEAKER_11]: And he needs a new fielder's glove, and I bought him a new fielder's glove.
[SPEAKER_11]: and that's because I can't wait.
[SPEAKER_11]: I can't wait to Christmas if I have it in my mind.
[SPEAKER_11]: I want instant gratification to see the reaction to see how he looks and and I got it and he's in the car pounded in it away and he's hitting it last night with his little wooden thing and the kid did you know the barbecue sauce for it?
[SPEAKER_10]: Get some barbecue sauce and smoke that glove.
[SPEAKER_10]: be delicious.
[SPEAKER_11]: Delightful.
[SPEAKER_11]: Thank you.
[SPEAKER_11]: Thank you very much.
[SPEAKER_11]: It is time to move on.
[SPEAKER_11]: I'm sorry for the momentary powder that I took on the show.
[SPEAKER_10]: I'm glad you're back.
[SPEAKER_11]: I always, I always miss you.
[SPEAKER_11]: I, I, I, I don't know what that is.
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[SPEAKER_10]: I know.
[SPEAKER_10]: My mom saw my uncommongoods radio that I got this weekend.
[SPEAKER_10]: She says that's beautiful.
[SPEAKER_10]: I want that.
[SPEAKER_08]: I said glad you added radio to the sense.
[SPEAKER_10]: You can't have radio.
[SPEAKER_10]: Is my camera still there?
[SPEAKER_08]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, we can see you.
[SPEAKER_10]: I said you may not have mine because I love it too much, but you may buy your own.
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[SPEAKER_11]: Very clever.
[SPEAKER_11]: You come up with that on your own on the fly.
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[SPEAKER_10]: Thanks.
[SPEAKER_10]: And that might we miss you.
[SPEAKER_11]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_11]: Yeah, yeah, good to be back.
[SPEAKER_11]: You're all right.
[SPEAKER_11]: All right, very good.
[SPEAKER_11]: I'm just trying to get everything back on the end here.
[SPEAKER_10]: Got to get things ready because this is a segment that we got tidbits.
[SPEAKER_11]: tidbits might want to plug in.
[SPEAKER_10]: And this is fun, because this is giving Tuesday tidbits.
[SPEAKER_10]: And these are all things that, you know, how we did, did we get any, did we get any, we did get one out of you were gone, Dr. We got to get a $50 while you were going, a robable Daniel Robles?
[SPEAKER_11]: Are you ready for it?
[SPEAKER_11]: Yeah, go.
[SPEAKER_11]: Oxford's word of the year 2025.
[SPEAKER_11]: It's two words, boo, they define it as online content to deliberately design, to elicit outrage or anger by being frustrating provocative or offensive.
[SPEAKER_11]: My kid uses non-online content.
[SPEAKER_11]: He said, Dad, I'm just rage-baiting you.
[SPEAKER_11]: So it applies to when they're trying to piss you off without being online.
[SPEAKER_11]: Like when I opened my Beatles LP.
[SPEAKER_11]: Yes, that was rage-baiting, right?
[SPEAKER_10]: You were rage-baiting, right?
[SPEAKER_11]: That was not how this show.
[SPEAKER_11]: They define it as online content, deliberately designed to elicit anger.
[SPEAKER_11]: They say it's being used three times more than it was a year ago, but it's not a new term.
[SPEAKER_11]: The first recorded use was over two decades ago.
[SPEAKER_11]: Someone used it in a forum in 2002 to describe the feeling of someone tailgating you in traffic and flashing their lights to let them pass, like they're trying to give you road rage.
[SPEAKER_11]: More than a few grammar nerds are raging that Oxford's
[SPEAKER_11]: word of the years actually two words not if you haven't it so that's ironic they are really pissed about it I know that thirty years ago my my father used the phrase but that was what he used when he went fishing he took rage bait with him and he caught the angriest fish you could find we went to a best pro shop so that's not before we went to dicks and there were red fish that they had in the tank there that were as big as the submarine
[SPEAKER_10]: Wow, like 600 feet long.
[SPEAKER_08]: Mike, Mike, Mike, and I just have the same schedule.
[SPEAKER_08]: I was out of academy over the weekend and best pro shops over the weekend.
[SPEAKER_11]: Academy sports, if you don't have in your area, it's like a tent of a sporting goods, kind of a dex.
[SPEAKER_10]: And it's owned by the Hollywood elite, isn't it?
[SPEAKER_10]: The Academy.
[SPEAKER_10]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_11]: The Academy of Ocean.
[SPEAKER_11]: Picture arts and science.
[SPEAKER_11]: Pick up a baseball club and you can vote on the movies.
[SPEAKER_11]: Really, really good stuff.
[SPEAKER_11]: Can you tell I'm trying to get my shot right here?
[SPEAKER_11]: Mike, your shot is dynamite.
[SPEAKER_11]: You're fired.
[SPEAKER_11]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_10]: All right.
[UNKNOWN]: God damn it.
[SPEAKER_10]: But that's, you know, it is fun when we sort of link up on the same thing that I would do.
[SPEAKER_10]: I mean, it's not like me to do a baseball glove story.
[SPEAKER_10]: And then to have you buy a baseball glove of yours.
[SPEAKER_11]: That's weird.
[SPEAKER_11]: Amazon is currently testing ultra fast deliveries, which will get purchases to your door, your front door in 30 minutes, not your back door.
[SPEAKER_11]: through the window.
[SPEAKER_11]: Look out, uh, kind of ridiculous.
[SPEAKER_11]: This 30 minute delivery is only being tested in two places.
[SPEAKER_11]: Seattle and Philadelphia.
[SPEAKER_11]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_11]: It's unclear when it might be expanded, but if you are in a rural area, don't hold your breath.
[SPEAKER_11]: Of course, not everything will be available for this, but Amazon says it'll be offered for thousands of every day household
[SPEAKER_11]: tomorrow on this show.
[SPEAKER_11]: Yes, I will bring in video evidence of my team mood latest largest the day core.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, yeah, do you think this is a move against Instagram?
[SPEAKER_08]: Probably a thing faster
[SPEAKER_11]: 30 minutes is uh... you know where i live there are so many uh... distribution centers for amazon uh... it's a big big part uh... part of uh... fortmires economy and i i think that it's uh... it's cool but this is where they get me mad this is where amazon pisses me on uh... if you live in cia don't feel you get the check they're trying it and let me see you can track the orders and you can uh... you can tip
[SPEAKER_11]: So that's Amazon not wanting to pay its employees, but they're tipping their employees.
[SPEAKER_10]: They say in the Philadelphia version, they'll get you the product before you can say, f*** you.
[SPEAKER_11]: Cheese, wit, or cheese, wit out.
[SPEAKER_11]: But here's the thing, uh, it isn't going to be free.
[SPEAKER_11]: 30 minutes deliveries will start at 1399 per order.
[SPEAKER_10]: I wonder, can you group things then?
[SPEAKER_10]: Like if you got everything together, it's one delivery.
[SPEAKER_11]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_11]: I don't know.
[SPEAKER_10]: How about does it open into a larger box?
[SPEAKER_11]: I don't know.
[SPEAKER_10]: Can you buy an Amazon?
[SPEAKER_10]: Can you buy the mystery box?
[SPEAKER_11]: foot foot.
[SPEAKER_11]: Yeah, that's coming up later in the show.
[SPEAKER_11]: You haven't got that.
[SPEAKER_11]: If you think Amy Schumer's husband is enjoying her new glow-up, a lot of online buzz about Amy Schumer and her fabulous weight loss, sounds like she's not taking him along on her new journey.
[SPEAKER_11]: Amy posted some new thirst traps over the weekend and it wasn't just the excess pounds that we're missing.
[SPEAKER_11]: She was also without her wedding ring.
[SPEAKER_11]: Oh my god, no, no, no, no, no, no.
[SPEAKER_11]: In fact, she doesn't seem to have it on any of the picks she's posted since she scrubbed all her old photos and videos a few weeks ago, right away, giving Tuesday, super chat would be really, really nice if you want to get my power back on, I guess it's already on.
[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah, maybe it's just on a temporary basis, it could go again at any time.
[SPEAKER_11]: Maybe it's a coincidence but the not so always reliable British tabloids say she is indeed dumping her husband Chris Fisher quote Amy is 100% getting divorced and this is from someone close to the source she got skinny she's over him I've got I've got a note for Amy and fish Chriser and all these people is that I looked at some of her third-strap photos this week
[SPEAKER_10]: her head is way too big for her body now.
[SPEAKER_11]: Yes, she got a long head.
[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah, and it's, you know what?
[SPEAKER_10]: I mean, bless you.
[SPEAKER_10]: If it's a health issue that major lose weight, that's great, but it's not making you any more attractive.
[SPEAKER_10]: In fact, it's making you look like a bad wax museum figure.
[SPEAKER_11]: There is counterpoint to the divorce rumors, a separate source as Amy and Chris are called both committed to the relationship, but are working through normal issues that couples have.
[SPEAKER_11]: Well, that's code for things that there's trouble in Denmark.
[SPEAKER_11]: She's got a big head in a really small mouth.
[SPEAKER_11]: I've never understood trouble in Denmark.
[SPEAKER_11]: Is that because it's a noticeable area?
[SPEAKER_11]: Is that something was rotten in Denmark?
[SPEAKER_11]: Rotten in Denmark.
[SPEAKER_10]: And I think it goes back to Hamlet.
[SPEAKER_10]: Doesn't it, or MacBeth?
[SPEAKER_11]: Uh, from Terminator to Stranger Things, I actually watch this in hospital, uh, Linda Hamilton is an absolute queen and one of the most badass women on screen even at the age of 69, but to put it my world.
[SPEAKER_11]: 69 years young.
[SPEAKER_11]: Yeah, dude.
[SPEAKER_11]: But to put it mildly, her face is showing every minute of those 69 years.
[SPEAKER_11]: And you know what, Linda doesn't give a crap about that in the new issue of AARP, the magazine, which I receive and I'm not lying.
[SPEAKER_10]: You take
[SPEAKER_10]: I take it.
[SPEAKER_11]: She says, quote, I do not spend a moment trying to look younger on any level ever.
[SPEAKER_11]: I have just completely surrendered to the fact that this is the face that I've earned.
[SPEAKER_11]: And it tells me so much, and sometimes it's stuff I don't want to hear.
[SPEAKER_11]: She adds, quote, I don't chase beauty, and I don't chase longevity, particularly.
[SPEAKER_11]: I'm fully planted in the moment, but that doesn't mean you don't try to be healthy, but not all the time.
[SPEAKER_11]: Sometimes it's just a jelly donut.
[SPEAKER_10]: I think for the last 10 years, she sort of looked like a welcome mat, sort of wrinkly and fine.
[SPEAKER_10]: But I love that.
[SPEAKER_11]: She made that movie.
[SPEAKER_11]: She really did.
[SPEAKER_11]: And if you want to go back and see what old special effects are really all about, check out Terminator.
[SPEAKER_11]: Because Terminator gets, I mean, tons of money spent on that movie, but really when you get the walking skeleton, endoskeleton, exoskeleton, whatever the hell it is, it walks like
[SPEAKER_11]: that had all the dinosaurs in it.
[SPEAKER_11]: That's a part.
[SPEAKER_11]: No, no, before that, long before that.
[SPEAKER_11]: Not very.
[SPEAKER_11]: It's a fire.
[SPEAKER_10]: Not like King Kong or Mike.
[SPEAKER_11]: Land of the loss.
[SPEAKER_11]: Land of the lot that it just.
[SPEAKER_11]: It's special effects that it had.
[SPEAKER_11]: So anyway, there's that.
[SPEAKER_11]: And I like Terminator.
[SPEAKER_10]: It's probably item.
[SPEAKER_10]: Something rotten in the state of Denmark.
[SPEAKER_11]: Great climb.
[SPEAKER_11]: We appreciate the $10 super chat.
[SPEAKER_11]: Yes, go ahead.
[SPEAKER_10]: I'll get you your sound effect in a second.
[SPEAKER_10]: Greg something rotten in the state of Denmark is a famous line from Hamlet and it was spoken by the character Marcellus meaning that the government and society are corrupt.
[SPEAKER_10]: So that is, you know, speaking badly of the situation of government or anything like that, but I guess in a wider spans it would be something rotten in the state of Denmark would be that Amy Schumer is getting divorced.
[SPEAKER_11]: Something's up, baby.
[SPEAKER_10]: Hey, baby.
[SPEAKER_11]: Oh, here's some.
[SPEAKER_11]: Oh, you want to go.
[SPEAKER_11]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_11]: Thank you.
[SPEAKER_11]: I hear some random facts for you.
[SPEAKER_11]: I rarely put this in here, but they're interesting today.
[SPEAKER_11]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_11]: A struggling poet named Eliza Akten wrote the very first modern cookbook.
[SPEAKER_11]: We're selling cookbooks.
[SPEAKER_11]: Now we're selling very well.
[SPEAKER_11]: He did the first one, but we did the first one right.
[SPEAKER_11]: 1845 it happened introducing the concept of listing ingredients their quantities and cooking times for common use in house kitchens it was called modern cookery for private families trivia question modern movies yeah what where was the term cookery
[SPEAKER_11]: D minus or F minus for cookery that cookery is a lime used in a Tom Hanks movie and Tell me the movie that you get an an A for Boba Boba, but an F for cookery is it's the one where he's the old man that wants to kill himself and He's named by the young family.
[SPEAKER_11]: Nope.
[SPEAKER_11]: I'll give you another chance of think gangsters
[SPEAKER_11]: ah bachelor party one of my all-time favorite time hacks movies if not my favorite time I love my cast away No, but you're getting warmer.
[SPEAKER_11]: You're getting a little bit warmer.
[SPEAKER_11]: I'll give you another hint I'll call Paul Newman starred in it with him
[SPEAKER_10]: God, I don't even know how Paul knew that.
[SPEAKER_11]: If you've never seen it, you've got to watch it.
[SPEAKER_11]: Absolutely, that's one of his bets.
[SPEAKER_11]: What's it?
[SPEAKER_11]: The road to partition.
[SPEAKER_10]: Ah, okay.
[SPEAKER_11]: Have you ever seen it?
[SPEAKER_11]: I've never seen it.
[SPEAKER_11]: Oh, my God, Rob, it's fantastic.
[SPEAKER_11]: I watch it.
[SPEAKER_11]: Really, it's a good gangster shoot him up.
[SPEAKER_11]: And Jude Law, Paul Newman, and you're a young Daniel Craig is a bad guy, fantastic cast.
[SPEAKER_11]: No, Craig is 12 in this.
[SPEAKER_11]: No, he's great.
[SPEAKER_11]: He's the bad son of Paul Newman.
[SPEAKER_11]: He's such a good actor.
[SPEAKER_11]: Oh my god, is that a great movie and sad, but wonderfully done, uh, I urge you.
[SPEAKER_11]: Here's the Stephen King book might very well be.
[SPEAKER_11]: I'll chance that flavor to it.
[SPEAKER_11]: Number two fact, at least eight out of 10 Americans don't allow smoking in their homes.
[SPEAKER_11]: Uh, that's double what it was 30 years ago.
[SPEAKER_11]: That makes total sense.
[SPEAKER_11]: It's not wrong.
[SPEAKER_11]: The states with the highest percentage of adult smokers are, well, what do you think's number one Mississippi West Virginia?
[SPEAKER_11]: Oh, just my neighbors West Virginia 25.2% Kentucky 23.4% states with the lowest smoking rates Utah at 9% in California at 11.2% Here's another question more smokers in the past like six months
[SPEAKER_08]: I feel like it's coming back because they, I know I think the kids are pushing back against vaping and they're starting to smoke more.
[SPEAKER_08]: That'll show them.
[SPEAKER_08]: I'm seeing more smokers in the past six months and I've seen them years.
[SPEAKER_10]: I think there's one guy in particular that love smoking more than anyone.
[SPEAKER_10]: It's brutal.
[SPEAKER_19]: Yes, yes, we're the shook in these big chunks of meat.
[SPEAKER_11]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_11]: All right.
[SPEAKER_11]: Good bye, Boog.
[SPEAKER_11]: All right.
[SPEAKER_11]: Thank you.
[SPEAKER_11]: By the way, Connie Strampsky, Smoker.
[SPEAKER_11]: Remember that?
[SPEAKER_11]: Here's the third fact.
[SPEAKER_11]: John Bene Ramsey was born nine days before Jennifer Lawrence.
[SPEAKER_11]: that doesn't jell in my hand really let that land jamed a was born august 6 nineteen ninety Jennifer Lawrence august 15th nineteen ninety so jamed a would have turned thirty five this year i found out this week Mike that uh i'm within nine days exactly to the age of john ham
[SPEAKER_10]: That's a weird combination, isn't it?
[SPEAKER_10]: Is that true?
[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah, it is.
[SPEAKER_10]: I'm almost exactly the same age as I am.
[SPEAKER_11]: Put side by side pictures up of Rob and John.
[SPEAKER_10]: No, please, Tony, please do not do that.
[SPEAKER_11]: And the final fact and the only reason I brought these facts to you, when Sasha Baron Cohen is speaking Kazak, yeah.
[SPEAKER_11]: Borat.
[SPEAKER_11]: He's actually speaking Hebrew.
[SPEAKER_11]: I love this.
[SPEAKER_11]: That's great, which is intentionally ironic since Boris has so many anti-Semitic things.
[SPEAKER_11]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_11]: I love that fact.
[SPEAKER_11]: That makes it, he's so brilliant, isn't he?
[SPEAKER_10]: It is his own quirky little way.
[SPEAKER_10]: And also brilliant is a guy that's two years, two days younger than me.
[SPEAKER_10]: Two days younger than me, John Hamm.
[SPEAKER_11]: John Hamm.
[SPEAKER_10]: But I'm exactly the same age as a manual Lewis.
[SPEAKER_11]: Wow, Rob looks like John Hammond.
[SPEAKER_11]: I do.
[SPEAKER_11]: Finally, today, a 67 year old man in China started experiencing abdominal pain and bloating about a month ago.
[SPEAKER_11]: Where was he?
[SPEAKER_11]: His in China.
[SPEAKER_11]: China.
[SPEAKER_11]: his doctors ran some scans.
[SPEAKER_11]: They noticed a foreign object in his stomach, but at trouble figuring out what it was, they performed an emergency procedure but had trouble getting it out.
[SPEAKER_11]: Oh no, because of its smooth, slippery exterior.
[SPEAKER_11]: When the guy was shown images of the object shape, he figured it out.
[SPEAKER_11]: Thirty years ago, he was out drinking and he swallowed a plastic
[SPEAKER_10]: How does that even have it while he was drinking?
[SPEAKER_11]: He assumed it passed through his system, but apparently it did not.
[SPEAKER_11]: Doctors were eventually able to remove it during an endoscopy, but they had to wrap something around it first.
[SPEAKER_11]: Reports say it was a, quote, condom-like technique to make it less slippery.
[SPEAKER_11]: Once it was removed and doctors saw that it had been corroded by stomach acid, but still had gas inside.
[SPEAKER_11]: And it still worked!
[SPEAKER_11]: No way!
[SPEAKER_11]: Hey, big way to go!
[SPEAKER_11]: Sounds like the man will be okay.
[SPEAKER_11]: Although we assume he was advised to avoid eating any more lighters and good news.
[SPEAKER_11]: He's moving to West Virginia.
[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah, it's a real hit.
[SPEAKER_11]: I'll hit the cigarette there, right?
[SPEAKER_11]: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
[SPEAKER_11]: We got to move on here.
[SPEAKER_11]: I want to what were you mentioning that we were going to reference something Josh is going to talk about the mystery vacation.
[SPEAKER_11]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_11]: And we have to clip from the John Heyther.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, John Heyther with you.
[SPEAKER_11]: Oh, okay.
[SPEAKER_11]: We got John Hader clip and Peter, Peter, Peter, Peter, John Hader.
[SPEAKER_11]: Here's my standard holiday pattern.
[SPEAKER_11]: First, I tell myself, I'll be thoughtful.
[SPEAKER_11]: Then, I panic at the last minute by a gift card at a disappoints.
[SPEAKER_11]: But this year, I skipped the panic and gave an aura frame.
[SPEAKER_11]: I love this product.
[SPEAKER_10]: So you
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[SPEAKER_11]: People love it because it can all be about them.
[SPEAKER_11]: The frame allows for unlimited free photos that you can put on it and video.
[SPEAKER_11]: Just download the aura app and connect it to Wi-Fi plus you can preload photos before it ships and keep adding them anywhere from anywhere from anybody that comes to your home anytime.
[SPEAKER_10]: Do you remember Mike back in the day when digital frames started and you had to like actually
[SPEAKER_10]: digital photo.
[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_10]: Now you do it.
[SPEAKER_10]: You can be on vacation.
[SPEAKER_10]: Absolutely.
[SPEAKER_10]: And you're frame while you're on vacation.
[SPEAKER_11]: Yes, you get a great photo from parts unknown and you pop it on that frame and look at it when you get home.
[SPEAKER_11]: Exactly.
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[SPEAKER_11]: That's wonderful.
[SPEAKER_11]: We have another super chat thank you to they they built Virginia bills fan Dan $10 super chat if you just tuned in ladies and gentlemen on the comments.
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[SPEAKER_11]: We have had a $20,000 shortfall, and we want to keep the show alive in 2026, so we are asking from all our platforms to help us, and everybody who listen, everybody who listen.
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[SPEAKER_11]: You're part of a very successful podcast that's been on for a long time.
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[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, we don't talk about the YouTube memberships very often.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, it allows you to get a back catalog of really old episodes in the old bonus shows.
[SPEAKER_08]: And more than two, three years older, I have a membership on YouTube.
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[SPEAKER_11]: Every single contribution bigger small helps from all of us at the Michael Mary Show.
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[SPEAKER_11]: All right.
[SPEAKER_10]: I have a new favorite thing and it actually involves Josh.
[SPEAKER_10]: Did you notice could you probably didn't cause you were reading the copy for or a frames?
[SPEAKER_10]: When Josh holds up his or a frame, he does a very prices right like, it's a leap.
[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah, he was almost like Diane Parkinson.
[SPEAKER_10]: The way he was advancing his photos on it, like a prices right model, it's fun to watch.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, it's fun to watch.
[SPEAKER_08]: I don't know what's pictures are showing up.
[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah, tasteful news.
[SPEAKER_11]: I love it.
[SPEAKER_11]: Let me see Daniel Thurber 77 says $20,000.
[SPEAKER_11]: Yo, good thing you got rid of Oscar.
[SPEAKER_11]: And we have Josh, what is going on with people?
[SPEAKER_11]: Stop it.
[SPEAKER_11]: All right, we don't fight amongst ourselves.
[SPEAKER_11]: Giving to that.
[SPEAKER_11]: Solid up.
[SPEAKER_11]: But anyway, super giving to us that we appreciate that.
[SPEAKER_11]: Josh Sroka, speaking of you, you have a couple of things you wanted to cover in this segment of the show to that.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, I, um, well, I think we should start with the John Hater in a few weeks.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, please.
[SPEAKER_08]: Talks about it at a barge.
[SPEAKER_08]: John Hater.
[SPEAKER_08]: We'd love to show you how this interview starts, which comes out today at three.
[SPEAKER_11]: No, yeah, it's going to come out today at three.
[SPEAKER_11]: It's a TMOs extra for everybody for everybody and more reason for you to help us out on giving Tuesday.
[SPEAKER_11]: Thank you.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, and share the share that you tube and all that because it makes us look good.
[SPEAKER_08]: Absolutely.
[SPEAKER_08]: With Hollywood.
[SPEAKER_08]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_08]: Let's take a look at the club.
[SPEAKER_04]: Mike.
[SPEAKER_04]: Mike's not here today.
[SPEAKER_04]: I'm so excited.
[SPEAKER_10]: We were discussing it that uh you wanted to get to know Mike a little better before you wish that he felt better Yeah, okay So we'll send you a press off.
[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah, I think it's very fair.
[SPEAKER_04]: I mean normally I I do you know promote self I mean, you know well well being on all persons of the world That said we all have those people that Well, they probably can use a little bit of a come up it's
[SPEAKER_04]: They probably couldn't use a little humbling and I, who am I to speak?
[SPEAKER_04]: I mean, clearly he has some success, but who's, who's, or what expense?
[SPEAKER_11]: Ah, that's great.
[SPEAKER_11]: That's like an awesome idea of you goes.
[SPEAKER_11]: Yeah, that's fantastic.
[SPEAKER_10]: He was terrific.
[SPEAKER_11]: And he did with three, five to seven.
[SPEAKER_10]: That's great.
[SPEAKER_10]: He without even asking, he gave us a, oh gosh.
[SPEAKER_10]: And it was worth the whole time.
[SPEAKER_11]: That's fantastic.
[SPEAKER_11]: Thank you.
[SPEAKER_11]: Thank you very much.
[SPEAKER_11]: Johnny here from the Michael Mary show studios and that's today at 3 p.m. for a T.M.
[SPEAKER_11]: OS X-ray.
[SPEAKER_11]: Yes Josh.
[SPEAKER_08]: Well, I was going to say so Kelly and I have been trying to look at different vacations for the month of January.
[SPEAKER_08]: She's been wanting me to take at least one day off to go away with her in January.
[SPEAKER_08]: Well, to be fair, it's a work proof.
[SPEAKER_10]: That's true.
[SPEAKER_10]: And to be fair, it's right after the Christmas holiday, as well.
[SPEAKER_10]: You're taking a few days then, as well.
[SPEAKER_08]: That's fine.
[SPEAKER_08]: I know it all adds up.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_08]: So I agreed that I would take my birthday off.
[SPEAKER_08]: And we looked at a bunch of vacations, and I said, but again, money's tight, so I don't want to spend too much.
[SPEAKER_08]: Right.
[SPEAKER_08]: So we looked at different things and decided she came to me on Thursday with this mystery vacation.
[SPEAKER_08]: And the way the mystery vacation works is you buy the mystery vacation and you don't know where you're going to go and it includes air fryer To and from two nights at a four star hotel You don't know what city you're going to oh my god.
[SPEAKER_08]: I was never do that.
[SPEAKER_08]: I went at the guts
[SPEAKER_08]: So I, so I did some research.
[SPEAKER_08]: Welcome to Venice, Whalea!
[SPEAKER_08]: So here's some of the places they tell you, okay?
[SPEAKER_08]: And they say obviously you're most likely to get the bronze tier, which is like it could be.
[SPEAKER_08]: This is like grailsy.
[SPEAKER_08]: This is like the watch.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, it's totally like the watch deal.
[SPEAKER_08]: Right.
[SPEAKER_08]: But they had it, they had a deal for Black Friday, where it was $170 a person.
[SPEAKER_08]: So now I'm looking at, I have a weekend getaway.
[SPEAKER_08]: for $340.
[SPEAKER_10]: Well, you know, if you think about the fact that you're getting two nights in a good hotel, that almost pays for it, plus the airfare, is there any chance that the bronze tier you'll go to Towson?
[SPEAKER_10]: Well, and that's, and again, that's what I did.
[SPEAKER_08]: I looked through all the cities, and I said, well, I don't want to go here, here, here, here, here, and then I saw it says it sends you at least 400 miles away from your home address.
[SPEAKER_08]: So that's good, because that took out Orlando, it took out Miami, it took out Atlanta.
[SPEAKER_10]: Are you 400 miles from the Bramuda triangle, where would that be?
[SPEAKER_11]: But there's probably the odds are overwhelming, you will stay, it'll be a domestic trip.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_08]: So the odds are overwhelming, it's a domestic trip.
[SPEAKER_10]: Do they make you say, do they say bring a passport?
[SPEAKER_10]: No, okay, then it's going to be domestic.
[SPEAKER_08]: No, well, they will get to I know where I'm going.
[SPEAKER_08]: We'll get to that.
[SPEAKER_08]: Oh, okay.
[SPEAKER_08]: Because they tell you after 48 hours.
[SPEAKER_11]: Oh, that's so good.
[SPEAKER_08]: So it's like, well, this is it.
[SPEAKER_08]: I tried I tried to game the system because you choose an airport.
[SPEAKER_08]: And so you look at the airports I offer it and they had Miami or Orlando.
[SPEAKER_08]: So I compared all the cities that they offer out of Miami and all the cities they offer out of Orlando.
[SPEAKER_08]: and I try to be like, well, there's more international flights out of my amy that are cheaper.
[SPEAKER_08]: Right.
[SPEAKER_11]: So I'm going to pick my amy as well, but it's a long haul, but I would do the same thing.
[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_10]: But I would also check out Fort Lauderdale, because that's essentially my amy.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_10]: You've got that airport as well.
[SPEAKER_08]: Well, no, it gives you, you can only pick a certain airport.
[SPEAKER_08]: So it's going to be these big hubs.
[SPEAKER_08]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_08]: The Jacksonville was not an option.
[SPEAKER_08]: It was Orlando or my aunt.
[SPEAKER_11]: So let me ask this question.
[SPEAKER_11]: when you're looking at Orlando, and you're looking at Miami, was it a significant difference in the flight, flights out of the, did you look like all flights in general?
[SPEAKER_11]: Is that how you did you price flights to cities?
[SPEAKER_08]: I looked at their cities and I was, and I knew it was direct flights, and I said, all right, well, if I go to Miami, they've got cheap flights to Puerto Rico, can't can't can, some of those southern Bahama places, and that'd be nice for a weekend.
[SPEAKER_08]: All right.
[SPEAKER_11]: And the price point is such that I would be, I wouldn't do it myself.
[SPEAKER_11]: But at least you're not, you know, but you're kind of trapped, right?
[SPEAKER_11]: You're obligated to go where they send you off.
[SPEAKER_10]: I would do it in a second.
[SPEAKER_10]: Based on those numbers?
[SPEAKER_10]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_08]: And I went to, I went and I watched a bunch of TikTok videos.
[SPEAKER_08]: And the TikTok videos, people kept being sent to Chicago.
[SPEAKER_08]: And I saw that before purchasing.
[SPEAKER_08]: So I said, I said, I have never been to Chicago.
[SPEAKER_08]: We're going in January.
[SPEAKER_08]: It's going to be cold and snowy.
[SPEAKER_08]: But that's kind of part of what I miss in Florida, that would be cool.
[SPEAKER_08]: So I found out 48 hours later, I am going to Chicago.
[SPEAKER_08]: Oh, OK, so it's going to be nice.
[SPEAKER_08]: It's where you wanted to go.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, so it worked out.
[SPEAKER_08]: So I am getting...
[SPEAKER_08]: So we leave Saturday out of Miami Saturday morning the flight.
[SPEAKER_08]: We don't have flight details.
[SPEAKER_08]: We don't have hotel details.
[SPEAKER_08]: We know it is a flight between six and nine a.m. out of Miami on Saturday.
[SPEAKER_08]: They'll take that away from the winter.
[SPEAKER_08]: They can't inside during the winter.
[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah, they'll take that away from him.
[SPEAKER_08]: Then criminals, you mean?
[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_10]: Two cold for crime.
[SPEAKER_08]: It's a, it's a, almost a slip there, Rob.
[SPEAKER_08]: All right, anyway, it's a four star hotel in Chicago for Saturday night and Sunday night.
[SPEAKER_08]: And then I fly home Monday between like five and 10 p.m.
[SPEAKER_08]: Well, congratulations.
[SPEAKER_08]: So it's dreamy.
[SPEAKER_08]: I think for $340, it's probably a pretty good deal to go to Chicago.
[SPEAKER_08]: All right.
[SPEAKER_10]: Well, for two people in a four-star hotel.
[SPEAKER_08]: Absolutely.
[SPEAKER_08]: And we'll find out, I find out two weeks before I think I find that when my flights are and what the hotel is.
[SPEAKER_08]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_11]: No, I'll update you.
[SPEAKER_11]: Alright, good stuff hope they stay inside.
[SPEAKER_11]: That's excited.
[SPEAKER_11]: I Look forward to that Go to Harry's restaurant.
[SPEAKER_08]: Please.
[SPEAKER_08]: I'll go see the bean.
[SPEAKER_08]: Alright the bean and now I don't know.
[SPEAKER_08]: Can I get a really toward in the snow?
[SPEAKER_11]: Probably not
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[SPEAKER_11]: All right, so we've got a couple of things that Rob wanted to talk to you.
[SPEAKER_11]: I'm fascinated by this L.O.L.
[SPEAKER_11]: podcast that you were referencing that you're excited about.
[SPEAKER_10]: Josh, I'm not really excited as much as I am disappointed in our future.
[SPEAKER_10]: We Josh sent me this tape and I think he mostly just wanted me to show how stupid people can be just to anchored me.
[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah, and I said, no, I think we can probably discuss this on the air and he agreed this is a podcast it's called the LOL podcast and apparently it's got quite a following judging from their Prices of tickets for their live events, but it's a bunch of kids Josh thinks they're in their 20s.
[SPEAKER_10]: I think their teens and then it says 25.
[SPEAKER_10]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_10]: They are debating about when It became a thing to call 911 when you have an emergency.
[UNKNOWN]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_07]: Big, the kind of on top of it, you know they didn't have 911 back then, really?
[SPEAKER_07]: They didn't have 911 until 9-11.
[SPEAKER_05]: But they had emergency phone numbers.
[SPEAKER_05]: What do you mean?
[SPEAKER_07]: I think they just had the number of they're like, no, doctor.
[SPEAKER_05]: Time out.
[SPEAKER_05]: What do you, they definitely had nine, no.
[SPEAKER_05]: No, nine one one.
[SPEAKER_11]: The smart one is the one in the, in the, in the fair, fair address.
[SPEAKER_10]: Mm-hmm.
[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_10]: They all bring something to the show.
[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_05]: I don't know if there is a smart one.
[SPEAKER_05]: I'm more ill or whatever, from 9 to 11.
[SPEAKER_05]: No.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_07]: I don't know who they called in like the 90s, but in the 30s, I'm pretty sure they just called their local doctor.
[SPEAKER_05]: Well, you called there was an emergency phone number when was 911 police station?
[SPEAKER_05]: I'm really shocked by what number did you use to call the police before 911?
[SPEAKER_11]: All right, let me ask you this.
[SPEAKER_11]: Okay, pause for a second.
[SPEAKER_11]: Are they playing dumb?
[SPEAKER_08]: No, they think that 911.
[SPEAKER_08]: was done in memorial to 911.
[SPEAKER_11]: They appear to be acting younger than they are as a father of a 28-year-old and a father of a 12-year-old.
[SPEAKER_11]: I believe they are playing dumb.
[SPEAKER_10]: Do you think they're doing kind of dumb and young to the younger?
[SPEAKER_10]: Let's let me look at it a little more.
[SPEAKER_08]: I want to analyze this kind of thing.
[SPEAKER_08]: And then gives it a way that it's not fake.
[SPEAKER_10]: Okay, let's I rolled it back a little bit.
[SPEAKER_10]: Let's rejoin the man in the fairy costume.
[SPEAKER_05]: Let's rejoin their local doctor.
[SPEAKER_05]: No, you called.
[SPEAKER_05]: There was an emergency phone number.
[SPEAKER_06]: When was 911?
[SPEAKER_06]: The local police station.
[SPEAKER_06]: I'm really shocked.
[SPEAKER_05]: What number did you use to call?
[SPEAKER_05]: I like the girl on the right.
[SPEAKER_05]: 911 was first.
[SPEAKER_05]: I like him.
[SPEAKER_05]: 1968.
[SPEAKER_05]: No way.
[SPEAKER_05]: When I call was put, yeah.
[SPEAKER_06]: What?
[SPEAKER_06]: When was 911?
[SPEAKER_10]: Somebody stood in their video production.
[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah, oh, it's a big deal.
[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_05]: It is kind of crazy.
[SPEAKER_05]: 911 and 911.
[SPEAKER_05]: Number 911 was officially selected as the United States emergency number in 1968.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_05]: No.
[SPEAKER_05]: You guys think it was all that?
[SPEAKER_05]: Two thousand?
[SPEAKER_05]: Now I swore George Bush did that.
[SPEAKER_05]: You guys hold on like when our parents would have been alive.
[SPEAKER_05]: Maverick was born in 2000.
[SPEAKER_05]: Maverick.
[SPEAKER_06]: Maverick was born that you're not loving.
[SPEAKER_06]: My mom.
[SPEAKER_06]: You're fat checking?
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_05]: What do you mean?
[SPEAKER_05]: We just fact check it.
[SPEAKER_06]: Well put her on speaker.
[SPEAKER_11]: My mom.
[SPEAKER_06]: Wow.
[SPEAKER_05]: I mean.
[SPEAKER_05]: Technically she would have been alive.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_11]: Let's see how the mom answers.
[SPEAKER_11]: Hello.
[SPEAKER_11]: I love her doing it like I do it.
[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_10]: Hi.
[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_08]: I should say they had to look it up on Wikipedia.
[SPEAKER_08]: It's a name called the mom.
[SPEAKER_11]: It's simply a younger version of what we do.
[SPEAKER_11]: We are just as dumb as they are.
[SPEAKER_11]: We're just older.
[SPEAKER_10]: That's all I suppose.
[SPEAKER_08]: I do remember like we're not that dumb.
[SPEAKER_10]: Like it took a day or so before people made the correlation then that the attack on the world trade center happened on 911 and it was just I purely think it was a coincidence.
[SPEAKER_10]: I don't think it was
[SPEAKER_10]: Oh, I'm just second L.O.L.L.
[SPEAKER_10]: is calling V.O.L.
[SPEAKER_11]: I would say, no, that was you.
[SPEAKER_11]: Oh, okay.
[SPEAKER_11]: Now, I always say, if that tone rings, I hope it's Rob's phone so we can play with the people on the other hand, the scammers, yeah, scammers.
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[SPEAKER_10]: So I don't, I have an either.
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[SPEAKER_11]: Oh, man.
[SPEAKER_11]: I'll let but I'll save my Giants comments till tomorrow It can hold.
[SPEAKER_10]: It can okay.
[SPEAKER_11]: Well, they've been inspired when you see the clip that I showed today Yeah, I'll just say briefly just brief
[SPEAKER_11]: Without, not even close second.
[SPEAKER_11]: Worst team, I have ever rooted for.
[SPEAKER_11]: Not even close, worst team.
[SPEAKER_11]: Worst team, worst team, worst team, worst team.
[SPEAKER_11]: You can't fake it, it's that bad, it sucks.
[SPEAKER_11]: It's absolutely disgusting.
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[SPEAKER_11]: One more, I don't care if it's $1, I don't care if it's $5, I'd love it to be $1,000, but we will look for a super chat before the end of the show, Rob Spiewack, beautiful video, take it away.
[SPEAKER_02]: Hey, I like that some beautiful video.
[SPEAKER_11]: Jerry.
[SPEAKER_13]: Prince Roy.
[SPEAKER_10]: Mike, his name is, I wrote it down, young, ho, uh, cool.
[SPEAKER_10]: He's a kicker for the Giants.
[SPEAKER_11]: I'll take over the setup here.
[SPEAKER_10]: Thank you.
[SPEAKER_11]: Um, the giants to to show you what a sub team they actually are.
[SPEAKER_11]: They have been kicker challenged and when I say that field gold kickers, what I'm talking about for the majority of the season.
[SPEAKER_11]: They have done things like start, Graham gonna know when, uh, right before the game in pre-game warm-ups.
[SPEAKER_11]: He hurts his leg.
[SPEAKER_11]: I mean, the kicker, the guy that doesn't get hit.
[SPEAKER_10]: Historically do they have special teams trouble like this is not ongoing thing.
[SPEAKER_10]: No, no this year That's not a fact.
[SPEAKER_11]: Graham good.
[SPEAKER_11]: No during his prime and when he was playing for the giants one of the best kickers in the league and They have just blown it.
[SPEAKER_11]: They have rock people in A series of kickers and they just can't seem to get it right now I think it's young ho cool.
[SPEAKER_11]: Is that the name we're talking about here?
[SPEAKER_10]: Exactly
[SPEAKER_11]: Young Hoku, not only is cemented in New York Giants lore now, but he doesn't look like a kicker.
[SPEAKER_11]: As a matter of fact, he doesn't look like he'd be comfortable behind the counter of a convenience store, much less on a football field.
[SPEAKER_11]: You would think that anybody, even you are I, would at least make contact on a ball, take a look at this field goal attempt in the Giants blow out loss to the New England Patriots, ladies and gentlemen.
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[SPEAKER_11]: Stuts his foot into the ground.
[SPEAKER_11]: Mrs. and by over a foot.
[SPEAKER_09]: I guess I can hear it.
[SPEAKER_09]: Mrs.
[SPEAKER_09]: The ball.
[SPEAKER_10]: He never touched the ball.
[SPEAKER_10]: I'd like to play it one more time and just focus on the laughter of the announcers.
[SPEAKER_11]: Well, Joe Buck and Troy can hate the giant.
[SPEAKER_11]: Yeah, well, Troy is really loving this.
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[SPEAKER_09]: Gillen gets swallowed up.
[SPEAKER_09]: There it is.
[SPEAKER_08]: Oh God, and the announcers never took care for that, never happened before.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, terrible hold, too.
[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah, and also I've watched it a lot of times this morning.
[SPEAKER_10]: It looks like when he planted his left foot, he was already doomed.
[SPEAKER_10]: I think it was a bad plant on his left foot, and that's what might have caused his right foot to go into the turf.
[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_10]: But it's just, you don't see that.
[SPEAKER_11]: It's a very, very, very light to salute my, my team, ladies and gentlemen, root of forums since I was five years old, the New York Giants.
[SPEAKER_11]: And I'm sticking with him.
[SPEAKER_11]: By the way, I wouldn't be watching anything.
[SPEAKER_11]: I watched this to almost to the end, which most people left in the half.
[SPEAKER_10]: Josh, here's something you need to know that this makes my root harder.
[SPEAKER_10]: It does.
[SPEAKER_10]: He loves the lovable losers.
[SPEAKER_10]: No, and the comeback.
[SPEAKER_10]: I like the pain.
[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah, you do.
[SPEAKER_10]: You've got to go through this hard time.
[SPEAKER_11]: Yeah, and then you know after the show today I'll go out and you know surf online and see if they fired anybody that's the only joy I can get now
[SPEAKER_11]: Really, I swear to God, I will be doing that today.
[SPEAKER_11]: That's like Mr. Scrooge.
[SPEAKER_10]: Right.
[SPEAKER_11]: Still looking for that one.
[SPEAKER_11]: That very last super chat people come on.
[SPEAKER_11]: You people that haven't ponyed up.
[SPEAKER_11]: Please, thank you.
[SPEAKER_10]: They will, Mike, when we hear from Jillian Smuckler.
[SPEAKER_10]: Smuckler?
[SPEAKER_10]: You know, Jillian Smuckler, of course, is one of the hot rising reporters at KTLA Los Angeles.
[SPEAKER_10]: All right.
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[SPEAKER_15]: Now, if I've 30 and all to Dana homeowner finds himself living with a very unwelcome and very large roommate, turns out a massive bear has settled into the ball face of an all to do in a home getting way too close.
[SPEAKER_03]: What's going to be like this in a smuggler now shows us what the homeowner is up against.
[SPEAKER_16]: out to Dina Man at 7 o'clock security camera right outside this crawl space right here because you can see that brick that's just one of many items he noticed was moved and then even destroyed.
[SPEAKER_16]: So you can imagine his surprise when he saw a 500 pound black bear living right under his home.
[SPEAKER_16]: It is crawl space.
[SPEAKER_16]: Look at him.
[SPEAKER_16]: It started Monday night when Ken Johnson's outdoor camera picked up movement in the driveway.
[SPEAKER_03]: It was really big.
[SPEAKER_03]: I've seen him before, but he was going through the trash he's never done that before and then the next morning I look and he's coming out from underneath my house
[SPEAKER_16]: The bear hasn't just visited, it's moved in.
[SPEAKER_16]: Ken says he sees it every day on cameras, slipping in and out like he owns the place.
[SPEAKER_16]: But on Friday, things turned a little too close for comfort.
[SPEAKER_03]: So I had to go around and change the batteries.
[SPEAKER_03]: So I went around there and I just glanced at the hole from standing up and I heard this horrible growl like oh the hiss, and I just ran.
[SPEAKER_16]: Ken's now living on edge, unsure when this uninvited house guest will pop up next.
[SPEAKER_16]: So naturally, I asked if we could go see it.
[SPEAKER_16]: See it, I see it, I see it, I see it, do you see it over there?
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[SPEAKER_11]: I don't know.
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[SPEAKER_11]: get done back on the show and I will contribute.
[SPEAKER_11]: That's a snarky nasty thing that needs to be called out.
[SPEAKER_11]: So that's why I call it out.
[SPEAKER_10]: I like that the bear actually broke into the crawl space.
[SPEAKER_10]: He pulled out the screen.
[SPEAKER_10]: Yes, moved bricks.
[SPEAKER_10]: But animals can be helpful, especially when they save you from certain death, even if it's a rabbit.
[SPEAKER_01]: Summoner tells me the fire started on the backside of her home spreading up to the top and it could have been so much worse if it wasn't for their family pat.
[SPEAKER_01]: It was a hair raising wake up call.
[SPEAKER_01]: He was jumping in the cage like he never had.
[SPEAKER_01]: For a decad county family, Friday morning, he was inside the kitchen where the fire was.
[SPEAKER_01]: Homeowner Irly and Rivera says she woke up to her rabbit cocoa, dumping out a warning.
[SPEAKER_01]: As things threatened her home, he knew something was happening and he started jumping and jumping.
[SPEAKER_01]: Authorities believed the fire started on the family's back porch, the same spot where they had gathered just one day earlier for Thanksgiving.
[SPEAKER_10]: I'll give you the classic punch line.
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[SPEAKER_10]: Thank you classic punch line to that Mike is a rabbit.
[SPEAKER_10]: That good.
[SPEAKER_10]: You don't eat all at once, but I'm being bought a boom.
[SPEAKER_10]: I like to bring you an occasional Guinness World record.
[SPEAKER_10]: This is a great one.
[SPEAKER_10]: They finally, and you said it would never be unseated.
[SPEAKER_10]: Mike, you told me, you called me, you said no one will ever run a half marathon wearing more than 127 t-shirts.
[SPEAKER_10]: You said that will stand for the rest of the world.
[SPEAKER_10]: One of the facts I've always quoted is one that you've always loved.
[SPEAKER_10]: Well, if you put on 137 and run the half marathon, you're the new record holder, but also your head looks comically small.
[SPEAKER_02]: Seven.
[UNKNOWN]: All right.
[UNKNOWN]: On this.
[UNKNOWN]: I don't know.
[UNKNOWN]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_09]: What's the child wheelchair?
[SPEAKER_09]: It's 137.
[SPEAKER_14]: 13.1 miles to go.
[SPEAKER_10]: 12 minutes for one mile.
[SPEAKER_14]: What are with the weight of this?
[SPEAKER_10]: I don't know.
[SPEAKER_14]: First gain of eight.
[SPEAKER_10]: But he really does look like those.
[SPEAKER_10]: Do you remember when bars used to do the wrestling and wrestling?
[SPEAKER_10]: The Super Wrestling outfits?
[SPEAKER_10]: That's what he looks like.
[SPEAKER_11]: Actually, he looks like the minions villain.
[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah, groove.
[SPEAKER_10]: He looks like groove.
[SPEAKER_10]: But the bad thing would be.
[SPEAKER_12]: How many shirts are you wearing?
[SPEAKER_12]: 137.
[SPEAKER_12]: Yeah, I'm going to find it.
[SPEAKER_10]: Not dying, just feel a heat show.
[SPEAKER_11]: So I'm just, you know what it is.
[SPEAKER_11]: It's the story of America in the look at me, world.
[SPEAKER_11]: That's one of the look at me is.
[SPEAKER_11]: And they'll release someone else planning for 140.
[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah, we go the way to do it.
[SPEAKER_10]: Well, I wish him all the best.
[SPEAKER_11]: That's what I know you do.
[SPEAKER_11]: You wish everybody the best.
[SPEAKER_10]: Mike, let's close with this.
[SPEAKER_10]: Just to prove that 30 years ago or so, Dolly Parton did not have loose teeth.
[SPEAKER_10]: This is from 1998, and this is a very funny, I know we all love Dolly, and this is a classic Dolly moment.
[SPEAKER_10]: Just for some reason, it's 30 years older, so 98.
[SPEAKER_10]: But it's now circling, and I like this moment, and I like that her teeth are tight.
[SPEAKER_14]: Yeah, I'd like to ask you a question.
[SPEAKER_14]: OK.
[SPEAKER_14]: I know that you have a lot of experience wearing whiskey.
[SPEAKER_14]: Yeah, I know.
[SPEAKER_14]: And I wonder, should I use Rogaine?
[SPEAKER_14]: Should I get a wig?
[SPEAKER_14]: Or should I stay the way I am?
[SPEAKER_14]: What do you think, darling?
[SPEAKER_12]: I think you should stay the way you are because just because you've lost your buzz don't mean you're not a peach.
[SPEAKER_11]: All right, turn the music down for a second, ladies, gentlemen.
[SPEAKER_11]: That's Dolly.
[SPEAKER_11]: And by the way, she's still got a little rure.
[SPEAKER_11]: Kirstri, a little rure.
[SPEAKER_11]: A little rure, a little rure.
[SPEAKER_11]: And by the way, she's still got a little rure.
[SPEAKER_11]: Kirstri, a little rure.
[SPEAKER_11]: I'm a little rure.
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