[SPEAKER_02]: Not for air.
[SPEAKER_02]: I said not for air.
[SPEAKER_02]: Michael Merra, radio entertainment.
[SPEAKER_02]: You can listen to the Michael Marasho at michomarasho.com Wow, what have we here?
[SPEAKER_00]: It's a podcast.
[SPEAKER_00]: Fun.
[SPEAKER_00]: I want to excitement.
[SPEAKER_00]: We have today.
[SPEAKER_02]: It's the Michael Marasho.
[SPEAKER_02]: We have Michael Marasho.
[SPEAKER_02]: And Rob Spiewack.
[SPEAKER_02]: Now, here's Mike.
[SPEAKER_07]: And that's why you can get out of the hospital and come right in and do it show because not for air.
[SPEAKER_07]: Brought me.
[SPEAKER_07]: Unbridled joy, the likes of which I haven't had for a few days now.
[SPEAKER_05]: You could have called me.
[SPEAKER_05]: I can play you Ernie Anderson at the drop of a hat.
[SPEAKER_07]: Crayon Anderson makes me smile.
[SPEAKER_07]: What kind of broken, sick, twisted man loves Ernie Anderson, right?
[SPEAKER_05]: I mean, what's going on with me?
[SPEAKER_05]: I think it's okay.
[SPEAKER_05]: I think it's good that you're into it.
[SPEAKER_03]: Josh, we know.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, well, I was going to say Mike, we know you were in some type of joy the past couple days.
[SPEAKER_03]: basing your text messages to us because we gave you opportunities to get out of today's show and all you wanted to be here did you uh and you were kind of silly on your text.
[SPEAKER_07]: Well the thing that makes you want us to do fight going on right now, the guys working on it's the semi-annual maintenance.
[SPEAKER_07]: Michael control the dog.
[SPEAKER_05]: Throw a blanket over the dogs.
[SPEAKER_07]: And I think the motivation to come in is greater because I know that I didn't have to come in because you know we picked up for each other all the time on this show and it's great.
[SPEAKER_07]: But I think we're confusing people by you know just starting right out of the gate and not referencing what we're referring to.
[SPEAKER_05]: I thought we were doing it like well fiction might have ordered and they'll put it together.
[SPEAKER_07]: I thought we'd call him on Wednesday.
[SPEAKER_07]: No, I ain't waiting.
[SPEAKER_07]: I got a, I wouldn't be in here if I didn't have something to talk about, but let me share this.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, it looks like we're down to one dog now.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: He's almost got it.
[SPEAKER_05]: It's so close.
[SPEAKER_05]: Is that the hand in this way?
[SPEAKER_05]: I don't know, it might be the TV.
[SPEAKER_05]: It's, you know, things happen, right?
[SPEAKER_07]: The, the, the, the nano second, right?
[SPEAKER_07]: Am I right?
[SPEAKER_07]: This one is starting to split.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: Fucking second.
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm sure you missed that.
[SPEAKER_07]: I go on the air.
[SPEAKER_05]: The, the, the, the, the, the, the absolute nano second.
[SPEAKER_05]: They know they're timing.
[SPEAKER_05]: They can't live with a talented performer like you and not pick up timing.
[SPEAKER_07]: How is your Thanksgiving weekend?
[SPEAKER_07]: Mine?
[SPEAKER_07]: Terrific.
[SPEAKER_07]: How is yours, Josh?
[SPEAKER_07]: Uh, very easy.
[SPEAKER_07]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_07]: Mine was the worst I've ever had.
[SPEAKER_05]: Now wait, it can't be the worst way.
[SPEAKER_05]: Now wait a minute.
[SPEAKER_03]: Now hold on, everyone's got a bad Thanksgiving.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, but I mean, this can't be the worst ever.
[SPEAKER_05]: Not even close.
[SPEAKER_05]: Really, it took, when place and show?
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, I mean, you know, I think that I trump everybody with a three night hospital stay.
[SPEAKER_03]: Wow.
[SPEAKER_03]: So what is between that?
[SPEAKER_03]: So you went in Friday?
[SPEAKER_03]: Friday afternoon evenings.
[SPEAKER_03]: It is sixish.
[SPEAKER_07]: Five thirty sixish.
[SPEAKER_05]: Did you have all your shopping done for Black Friday before you went to the hospital?
[SPEAKER_07]: It was.
[SPEAKER_07]: It started out like any other day.
[SPEAKER_07]: No, it didn't start out like any other day.
[SPEAKER_07]: You know, this is all the result.
[SPEAKER_07]: of my condition, known as diverticulitis.
[SPEAKER_05]: How long since you had any flare-up, any problem with it at all?
[SPEAKER_05]: Because you were dealing with it when we met.
[SPEAKER_07]: A couple of years, probably.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, I was going to say it's been a while.
[SPEAKER_07]: And this was not, well, I guess I should start at the beginning.
[SPEAKER_05]: I'm going to place to start.
[SPEAKER_07]: I'll start at the diagnosis, the final diagnosis that kept me there for three nights.
[SPEAKER_07]: And it's referred to as a diverticular bleed.
[SPEAKER_07]: That's the last thing I will tell you.
[SPEAKER_07]: And that was the way.
[SPEAKER_05]: That was the way.
[SPEAKER_05]: Signature drink at Blue Ridge Grill last night, is a nice fact.
[SPEAKER_07]: I will say this that the initial diagnosis was incorrect, but the good news is that once it was corrected at about the same time, things began to resolve, and as of last night, I could have gotten sprung last night, but you know how the wheels move in a hospital.
[SPEAKER_05]: Boy, don't I?
[SPEAKER_07]: uh... so yeah and uh... what will correct me and is that going on i just so we know you know you're having it is of the diverticula can you tell us what the diverticula is and what the diverticula is everybody everybody has uh... the intestinal track the colon and all the innards were you know where the you know the the the the the fudges made and uh... so that's the that's the way
[SPEAKER_07]: And remember, Mike, I'm taking notes, the intestinal wall in many cases gets little bubbles on it because it gets it's weak.
[SPEAKER_07]: The lining is weak and many, many people have this condition that are called diverticular and occasionally they get inflamed and infected and that's called
[SPEAKER_07]: The condition has been with me since my 20s.
[SPEAKER_07]: God knows why.
[SPEAKER_07]: But we brought an eye of medical theories about why it happened.
[SPEAKER_05]: But if you go back to April 3rd of 1992, my first day as an intern with you, my job was to pick you up and take you home because of a diverticulitis attack.
[SPEAKER_07]: And the joke at that particular point was that it was a, uh, a problem of the elderly.
[SPEAKER_07]: I remember that.
[SPEAKER_07]: And now I'm elderly, so I guess it's true to be right.
[SPEAKER_07]: I've never, what it does is the way you know you got it is you feel it it's painful it's like a pain in your gut that you can't get rid of it and it gets to the point where like you'll be in a car and if you drive over a speed bump it'll hurt that's the kind of hurt that you get and that's what's put me in here's the thing no no how about this how about this I had no pain whatsoever
[SPEAKER_07]: But when I went to the Pate, I think it was Thursday night, I'm pretty sure it was Thursday night.
[SPEAKER_07]: You know, I was experiencing this condition and when I experienced this condition, you know, there's only one way you find out and I don't have to go into the glory details as to how you know you've got a bleed from down there, but it's terrifying.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, it is.
[SPEAKER_07]: It's a lot of grammar.
[SPEAKER_07]: You know, it's funny.
[SPEAKER_07]: You mentioned grammar.
[SPEAKER_07]: It's just because at some point, I said, like an idiot, remembering Oprah talking about beats.
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_07]: I'm like, could it be?
[SPEAKER_07]: I'm such a moron.
[SPEAKER_05]: Well, that's not, that's, that's more of a front door issue than a back door issue.
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_07]: She, she had it in her pee pee.
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_05]: So I was pee pee, Mike.
[SPEAKER_07]: I had it in my name, it.
[SPEAKER_05]: I had, you know, so you went to take a lovely be a nice be a well, no, it wasn't.
[SPEAKER_07]: It was, it was kind of like urgency every time.
[SPEAKER_07]: And then morning, same thing, get to the golf course.
[SPEAKER_07]: I'm going to play it about 12, 30 in the afternoon and have the urgency to go one more time when I go one more time.
[SPEAKER_07]: I look, oh, it's there again.
[SPEAKER_07]: And I'm starting to get a little freaked out, a little wigged out.
[SPEAKER_07]: I play 13 holes at golf.
[SPEAKER_07]: I have the urge.
[SPEAKER_07]: I can certainly maintain to the end, but I don't like to because I'm feeling like something it's not right.
[SPEAKER_05]: And it's not all just to maintain, but you've got to get it out.
[SPEAKER_07]: You feel, all right now, you're going to have to calm down, is he's right?
[SPEAKER_07]: Isn't he walking up to it right now?
[SPEAKER_07]: Because he can't.
[SPEAKER_05]: It's not capable of it.
[SPEAKER_05]: No, no, no.
[SPEAKER_05]: It's fine.
[SPEAKER_05]: I know that we've all had a weekend.
[SPEAKER_05]: So it's going to be okay.
[SPEAKER_05]: I promise.
[SPEAKER_07]: We mean, we've all had a weekend.
[SPEAKER_05]: everybody who had a bad bad Thanksgiving so i mean it's well i didn't know you had a bad Thanksgiving well it wasn't great but it wasn't the worst i've ever had
[SPEAKER_07]: For maybe it was.
[SPEAKER_07]: Don't know how did this turn on to him.
[SPEAKER_05]: Oh, I don't want to talk about that.
[SPEAKER_05]: What happened?
[SPEAKER_05]: Where did that?
[SPEAKER_07]: There was anything.
[SPEAKER_07]: Was there anything mentioned in the pre-show about that?
[SPEAKER_07]: No.
[SPEAKER_07]: But what I'm saying is, you just, I just talked about bleeding out of my ass.
[SPEAKER_07]: And you were saying we've all had a weekend?
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_07]: But I'm, I'm, I'm dumbstruck.
[SPEAKER_05]: No, you might be dumbstruck.
[SPEAKER_05]: What you said before we started the show is that I have to be careful with this topic so I don't take it over the edge.
[SPEAKER_07]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_05]: And I am being careful.
[SPEAKER_05]: And we will not take it over the edge.
[SPEAKER_07]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_07]: You just don't know how not to be gross.
[SPEAKER_07]: You never have learned how not to be gross.
[SPEAKER_05]: Would you say I've gotten better at it?
[SPEAKER_07]: Nope.
[SPEAKER_07]: So, but we'll get, but what I'm not curious about that.
[SPEAKER_07]: I'm curious about you better.
[SPEAKER_03]: I would have liked you.
[SPEAKER_07]: Do you know anything about his weekend?
[SPEAKER_07]: Josh, do you know anything about his weekend?
[SPEAKER_07]: Okay, we can.
[SPEAKER_07]: Okay, so you don't know.
[SPEAKER_07]: Did you have a bad weekend, Rob?
[SPEAKER_05]: Um, yeah, I did my dad had a bad weekend.
[SPEAKER_05]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_05]: So that had me in a bad state of mind.
[SPEAKER_05]: And then is it cooking things, giving for four people is a drag.
[SPEAKER_05]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_03]: And so it's not a huge big traditional family Thanksgiving.
[SPEAKER_03]: Right.
[SPEAKER_03]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_03]: All right.
[SPEAKER_03]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_07]: You can go to the hospital, though.
[SPEAKER_07]: No, no.
[SPEAKER_07]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_07]: Let me get back to my story then.
[SPEAKER_07]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_07]: So I leave and I say to myself, I'm going to go home.
[SPEAKER_07]: I'm going to go, uh, party party.
[SPEAKER_07]: If there's still the problem, I'm going to tell my wife.
[SPEAKER_07]: take me to the ER.
[SPEAKER_05]: So, did you interrupt your golf at the 13th hole to go home?
[SPEAKER_07]: I said, guys, not feeling a little rough.
[SPEAKER_07]: I got a quit and nobody understands.
[SPEAKER_07]: I'm not prepared to, I tell one guy that I'm really, that my I've got some some stomach trouble and I really want to get going and I don't tell anybody else.
[SPEAKER_07]: I just beat feet.
[SPEAKER_07]: I just take off.
[SPEAKER_07]: And so,
[SPEAKER_05]: uh... you pay up okay if you forfeit it based and yeah you've got any any bad luck with it being the thirteenth hole now i think it's thirteen fourteen thirteen fourteen fifteen seventeen at my school for thirteen thil yeah my school of course they don't have a thirteen thil it goes for like a floor on a yeah it goes for twelve to fourteen and there's nineteen holes total so i go home go potty
[SPEAKER_07]: go to the year.
[SPEAKER_07]: Check in locally.
[SPEAKER_07]: I'm blessed with many facilities.
[SPEAKER_07]: I have the choice of within an hour.
[SPEAKER_07]: I have what nine different places I could go and I go to the closest one and I have them reach out to you.
[SPEAKER_05]: What do you mean?
[SPEAKER_05]: Like you know, you'd be the talk of the golf course and it might find a way back to a physician and they say, Mike, if you're having trouble come see us.
[SPEAKER_07]: No, that doesn't happen.
[SPEAKER_07]: I just I go to a place where long time ago I got a diagnosis in their ER that I don't want to be so dramatic as to say may have contributed to my not dying, but it was pretty damn close from an ER doctor.
[SPEAKER_07]: They're good in that ER.
[SPEAKER_07]: They really are.
[SPEAKER_07]: the rest of the operation, it's okay, it's a hospital, right, and it's on a holiday weekend.
[SPEAKER_07]: And you've you've dealt with it enough, you've known it's going on, but I get in there and it seemed like it was a very, very short period of time.
[SPEAKER_07]: When I was in the ER, I got a cat scan on my gut.
[SPEAKER_07]: And shortly after that, they admitted me, we're going to admit you have diverticulitis.
[SPEAKER_07]: We're concerned about this.
[SPEAKER_07]: That's that.
[SPEAKER_07]: We're going to put you on fluids and antibiotics.
[SPEAKER_07]: And incidentally, this is all on the word of me saying what's going on.
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_07]: And here's the funny thing about this condition.
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_07]: When you bring this up,
[SPEAKER_07]: Uh, and I've had time to think about how I present this, and I don't like to hit it directly.
[SPEAKER_07]: I like to sort of dance around it.
[SPEAKER_07]: Sure.
[SPEAKER_07]: When you bring this up in any fashion, it's nasty.
[SPEAKER_07]: It's horrible.
[SPEAKER_07]: It's gross.
[SPEAKER_07]: And you don't, and even people in the healthcare biz.
[SPEAKER_07]: Uh, you know, kind of put it at arms length, you know, say, yeah, we take we'll take your word for it that kind of thing.
[SPEAKER_05]: You know, uh, so it traditionally treated with antibiotics because the function is car.
[SPEAKER_07]: Well, this is what happens.
[SPEAKER_07]: I'm in for about 24 hours.
[SPEAKER_07]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_07]: before I realize that between one of the attending doctors and myself we have a discussion about it and I think it goes like I think you should be seen by the GI team just to see what's going on since we really don't know what's going on.
[SPEAKER_07]: So I was and it's been my experience with all these medical situations.
[SPEAKER_07]: If you go to the hospital
[SPEAKER_07]: I got the great some time over the weekend I can't tell you exactly when when the PA physician's assistant for the gastroenterologist came in and was, how would I describe him?
[SPEAKER_07]: He would be, he looked like a thinner Bruce Willis in his prime.
[SPEAKER_07]: He was kind of, you know, he was kind of like head-shaped, that kind of, and just
[SPEAKER_07]: energetic like not only could he give me a diagnosis but he could kick my ass at the same time and he's a font of information and he says to me and he's a real doctor he said well he's a PA's not a doctor that's the thing as the physician's assistant which in many cases they'll tell you you know just as good nowadays you're just a he says I don't think you have diverticolitis I think you've got a diverticolour bleed that happens and he goes into the
[SPEAKER_07]: a description of what it is, what I'm experiencing and I literally feel the anxiety leaving my body as he is talking to me because I believe not only that he is giving me a perfect diagnosis, but he is also telling me that
[SPEAKER_07]: I don't need to completely freak out about this.
[SPEAKER_07]: And so I am very grateful because it was confirmed the following day by the gastroenterologist, and then it did resolve.
[SPEAKER_07]: And then after it did resolve, Sunday night they sprung me this morning, but it was a
[SPEAKER_07]: a nervous three night stay and it's uh... all be honest with you when you're the the difference between being in the hospital when you have no pain and being in hospital when you have paid is when you're in the hospital with pain you can drug yourself up and just go to uh... you know go to dreamland and not have to worry about it when you don't feel the pain passes the time doesn't it
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, it's just, but, you know, I'm in there and you go into what I call hospital mode where you just all of a sudden you get sleepy for absolutely no reason and I was loaded with antibiotics.
[SPEAKER_07]: So it was, and once they start you on those, they have to check along and continue on those.
[SPEAKER_07]: And so did you have any one days?
[SPEAKER_07]: What's that?
[SPEAKER_05]: Do you have any wine there?
[SPEAKER_07]: at the hospital?
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_07]: No, I had that the night before.
[SPEAKER_07]: I went into the hospital.
[SPEAKER_07]: That would be Thanksgiving night.
[SPEAKER_07]: Oh, I had one.
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_07]: So it was, you know, I think that I am good at identifying when I need to see somebody.
[SPEAKER_07]: And I think that when you are admitted within an hour of going in there, you kind of think, well, maybe you got it right because you should have gone in there and gotten the treatment that you needed.
[SPEAKER_07]: with the fact that, okay, now get me be a fodder here, which is, which is what it is.
[SPEAKER_07]: Next, while at the same time doing periodic analyses of your own situation, which means popping into the potty and taking a peek and going, okay, better than yesterday, okay, better than this morning, and that's where I've been, and it's been better, better, better, and that's a good thing.
[SPEAKER_05]: What, I was going to say the PA is urgent when his care for you, but no one was urgent about getting you out because you felt you were going to go home last night.
[SPEAKER_07]: I don't think that that exists in any hospital in America where they are on a fast track to get you out of there.
[SPEAKER_07]: It's just you got to wait.
[SPEAKER_07]: It's these attending, I guess they call him hospitalists that are the guys that did it.
[SPEAKER_03]: Well, the hospitalists, you know, I'm sure part of it is protecting themselves.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: One lawsuit now.
[SPEAKER_03]: They can't rush anyone out.
[SPEAKER_03]: What's your daughter still in town?
[SPEAKER_07]: She left Friday morning after when I went out to play golf.
[SPEAKER_07]: And so they were on a train, checking up from Tampa to D.C. And by the way,
[SPEAKER_07]: for those of you stuck in airports.
[SPEAKER_07]: My daughter swears by train travel said it's the most relaxing trip to Florida she's ever had.
[SPEAKER_07]: That's how bad air travel has become that now.
[SPEAKER_07]: Getting on a 12 hour train ride is better than going to an airport and lingering with all the crap days.
[SPEAKER_07]: She said they had a blast.
[SPEAKER_07]: They enjoyed every minute of it.
[SPEAKER_05]: It, I mean, if it's the way it was when we were doing a lot of train travel, it removed so much of the nonsense and the BS from the process that, you know, it takes longer to take a train to New York, but it's still a shorter trip because you don't have to deal with the airport.
[SPEAKER_07]: It's great.
[SPEAKER_05]: So yeah, I train travel.
[SPEAKER_05]: You, you'd turn me on to it.
[SPEAKER_05]: I love it.
[SPEAKER_07]: They were aware of my situation only in that they said I was very quiet on Thanksgiving and I was probably quiet because I was a little worried about what was going on and it's the worst day of the year for that to happen for anything digestively to happen on a food holiday.
[SPEAKER_07]: So it was it was off there and I got in there and I have to give one rave to the fabulous
[SPEAKER_07]: And that is a needle rape.
[SPEAKER_07]: Let me see, they stuck me once twice three times a lady four times your once twice
[SPEAKER_07]: Three times a lady and every single time once in the ER and then and two blood draws three blood draws yeah three blood draws five times
[SPEAKER_07]: and all five times stuck on the first needle.
[SPEAKER_07]: That's no multiple sticks.
[SPEAKER_07]: That's so seldom happens.
[SPEAKER_07]: Right?
[SPEAKER_07]: Isn't that that's my rave for this hospital that they did?
[SPEAKER_07]: I mean, that was just really, really cool.
[SPEAKER_07]: And I was just I, you know, this kid this morning my last blood draw of the day and he comes in at We hours of the morning and you know, it's in the dark and I'm like, I'm a tough stick and he doesn't even blink And it he seemed like it look like he was 14 years old and he goes in there and bingo bingo no problem So you get that up real quick salute were you under the impression that this kid the club did he work for the hospital?
[SPEAKER_06]: I knew that was kind of what I started laughing all right, what it's gonna be.
[SPEAKER_05]: No, he just took my blood and stole up into the night outside of those things hours Which was great So getting uh, yeah, I have to say now and Mike I do have to ask how were your nurses?
[SPEAKER_05]: I just wondered if they were a sick pass say
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[SPEAKER_07]: when you're in Haiti, and that's how are you, and then there's, what's up?
[SPEAKER_07]: And that's sick, passe.
[SPEAKER_07]: So when you know Haitian slang, which I do, because I locked onto that and memorized it, people light up, and so that's why...
[SPEAKER_07]: I got a chance to do that.
[SPEAKER_07]: A lot of great nursing staff, really, really good people.
[SPEAKER_05]: And, you know, there's this... Nurses run a hospital, and you got to be nice to the nurses.
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm so happy to be a judge.
[SPEAKER_03]: Well, how about your baseball cheer?
[SPEAKER_03]: Did that help out?
[SPEAKER_07]: And so no, no baseball cheer, no baseball cheer at all, didn't get a chance to, but you know, the thing is these people see you at your absolute most vulnerable and they are the ultimate.
[SPEAKER_07]: caregivers.
[SPEAKER_07]: I am reasonably certain that there is nothing they haven't seen, and nothing they can handle, and they handle with, you know, Rob was sent me a text that was joking saying, you know, be cooperative, and, you know, based on the fact that his father got the uncooperative label in the hospital, and it's, it's actually true.
[SPEAKER_07]: They have a, they fill out a chart that tells you whether the patient is cooperative or uncooperative.
[SPEAKER_07]: That's how much,
[SPEAKER_07]: crap they deal with because people who are very very very sick and dealing with very very difficult times in their life and I imagine these people ought to receive a greater pay than they do and they don't and it's a it's very very difficult work and shifts that are 12 hours yeah 7 a.m. to 7 p.m. and I could not tell you how grateful I was now at the very end
[SPEAKER_07]: I think these people are, these people are the assistants, and on my last day, they bring in all the shower stuff.
[SPEAKER_07]: And you said, are you ready for your bath?
[SPEAKER_07]: And I said, and I looked at it like there's a, I mean, shower.
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_07]: Well, do you want to, you want to be bathed in there or do you want to be bathed?
[SPEAKER_07]: very quickly aware of something very wrong that I am apparently the perception might be that I need to be bathed and by the way, by this time I'm detached, all right, all I have to
[SPEAKER_07]: But I still have the wrapping or I have to wrap the area where the news is still in there in case I need any last minute You know, because transfusions or a thing, it's a whole thing.
[SPEAKER_07]: And they check your hemoglobin to make sure you're not bleeding internally, which, you know, wasn't scary at all.
[SPEAKER_05]: Oh, Mike, some day let's sit down and talk about hemoglobin.
[SPEAKER_05]: Oh, my God.
[SPEAKER_07]: It's fine, isn't it?
[SPEAKER_07]: It's scary.
[SPEAKER_07]: And so I get to, I get this, you know, do you want to do it here?
[SPEAKER_07]: Where, where, where, I say, you wouldn't see it.
[SPEAKER_05]: Is it dead?
[SPEAKER_07]: You want to be mobile?
[SPEAKER_07]: I mean, I think this person had seen me, but I'm probably wasn't standing up.
[SPEAKER_07]: Right.
[SPEAKER_07]: I'm watching the football game.
[SPEAKER_07]: I'm lying in bed.
[SPEAKER_07]: And then I'm sitting there and I'm aware of the fact that she is perhaps,
[SPEAKER_07]: offering a thank you Lance thank you Lance R1Q I'd like to buy Rob and okay to be gross ticket thank you Lance we appreciate that and I'm aware of the fact she's maybe asking me if I want like a sponge bath and I you know there are
[SPEAKER_07]: I just don't think it would have been a pleasurable experience on any possible level.
[SPEAKER_07]: You know what I mean?
[SPEAKER_07]: A, I'm not that dirty in old man, B, you know, in my most viral state, I'm not sure I would want this to happen if you get my drift.
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_05]: So you are a good latherer.
[SPEAKER_05]: I mean, I remember from other states, you know, I mean, I remember from other states, you know,
[SPEAKER_07]: Here's the thing, you know, and when they start, when they put me back after the doctor said it wasn't diverticulate, and they put me back on a regular diet, can I just say about the company?
[SPEAKER_07]: If you're out there, anybody that represents the company, house recipe out there in Pughland, you know, catch up, man, they make syrup.
[SPEAKER_07]: Oh, no.
[SPEAKER_07]: I could go through the whole litany of foods, but, you know, when you're on clears for 48 hours, which is broth, jello, and apple juice.
[SPEAKER_07]: Anything that's food is okay.
[SPEAKER_07]: But by this morning, my very last meal, which was AM this morning, and I got the
[SPEAKER_05]: And I would dare anybody, something pre-prepared.
[SPEAKER_07]: It's something rectangular that is, you know, that you put syrup on, but it wasn't French toast.
[SPEAKER_07]: It wasn't bread pudding.
[SPEAKER_07]: No, it was the consistency of, like, gelatin, and it was nastiness.
[SPEAKER_07]: Quest, do you have, but I have this service every bite of it?
[SPEAKER_05]: Do they have this service at this hospital where you're allowed to choose your breakfast?
[SPEAKER_05]: not that I was aware of is brought in in yeah and they drop it off but that a French toast bake means that they don't have the wear with all to actually make French toast maybe they like sublet it or it's an understaffed weekend
[SPEAKER_05]: You know, it is the holidays.
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_07]: All I know is the last, you know, the last cherry on this nasty Sunday was to look down and see the syrup, you know, check it out, put my glasses on, see what's that brand?
[SPEAKER_07]: And I see house recipe.
[SPEAKER_07]: The ketchup is served in every asshole restaurant from, you know, main to, uh,
[SPEAKER_05]: Seattle ones that do not afford in their budget to buy hines will sometimes use that money to buy house recipe.
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, it's nasty.
[SPEAKER_05]: It's not fancy catch-up is it?
[SPEAKER_07]: I Wasn't catch-up.
[SPEAKER_05]: Oh, sorry.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, but I think it'd probably hurt quite similar.
[SPEAKER_07]: It was, when they got there, and this was combined with meatloaf last night, and how was that?
[SPEAKER_05]: Well, that had the meatloaf.
[SPEAKER_07]: The meatloaf was midday, the chicken was at night.
[SPEAKER_05]: Oh, hospital chicken.
[SPEAKER_05]: I saw that.
[SPEAKER_07]: I saw that.
[SPEAKER_07]: Oh, and broccoli.
[SPEAKER_07]: Yes, I don't know how you kill broccoli to the extent that they kill it, but they kill it to the extent where it resembles something else like something otherworldly.
[SPEAKER_05]: Mike's yellow.
[SPEAKER_05]: It's the third reheat that does it.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, that's probably exactly what those vegetables stick around a while in the kitchen, I believe.
[SPEAKER_07]: It was, you know, but that's hospital food and that's it.
[SPEAKER_07]: So the final bath issue is, you know, I think I made myself pretty close.
[SPEAKER_07]: No, I'm fine to go in and take a shower myself and she says, okay, and wasn't like, okay.
[SPEAKER_06]: I don't know Rob, but it was.
[SPEAKER_06]: I don't know what it was.
[SPEAKER_06]: I don't know what it was, but it wasn't normal.
[SPEAKER_07]: It was a little off.
[SPEAKER_07]: and there was not enough
[SPEAKER_07]: communication to clear anything up there just was it was going to do this and then I go into the hospital in a private room.
[SPEAKER_07]: I wasn't in there with eight other people.
[SPEAKER_07]: So I was happy about that.
[SPEAKER_07]: I go into the shower and it's one of the showers that has, you know, all that European plumbing in it, you know, with with pipes here and pipes there and then a little plastic shower spigot that's attached to the pipe and could attach to the
[SPEAKER_07]: But he usually doesn't.
[SPEAKER_07]: It's supposed to be adjustable and it's at the level of my naval.
[SPEAKER_05]: Did you have it?
[SPEAKER_07]: Did they provide you a seat in the shower?
[SPEAKER_07]: Yes, but I removed the seat.
[SPEAKER_07]: Thank you very much.
[SPEAKER_05]: Because that would have been better for that level of the naval level.
[SPEAKER_07]: I'm an ambulatory.
[SPEAKER_07]: I took walks around the wing, you know?
[SPEAKER_03]: And what is that?
[SPEAKER_03]: You probably should just sit on the floor.
[SPEAKER_07]: Right.
[SPEAKER_07]: I remember there was one moment when I was taking one of my walks because I did walk.
[SPEAKER_07]: I was in a hospital for three freaking days.
[SPEAKER_07]: That's a long time.
[SPEAKER_07]: I'm walking around because I didn't have anything better to do.
[SPEAKER_07]: First couple of walks, I'm walking around with the spoon with the stick.
[SPEAKER_07]: You know, with the tower, the IV tower.
[SPEAKER_07]: Mm-hmm.
[SPEAKER_07]: That doesn't look like something out of a movie.
[SPEAKER_05]: Did you have a drink?
[SPEAKER_05]: Did you have any garments on under your gown?
[SPEAKER_07]: I had underwear and then I had a double tide so that, you know, nobody would look at my butt.
[SPEAKER_05]: When you were walking around the hall, did you stick your head in other people's rooms?
[SPEAKER_07]: And no, try to share them up.
[SPEAKER_07]: I did come across a nurse who came out of one of the infection rooms.
[SPEAKER_07]: You know, when they put the yellow stuff on, right?
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, they're protecting themselves from the COVID-19 or that whole thing.
[SPEAKER_07]: And she came out and she came out very quickly.
[SPEAKER_07]: There I was in my gown.
[SPEAKER_07]: And I can only describe there are a couple of weird glances and the only way I can I'm going to get a little closer to the camera Okay, the only way I can describe the way the nurse looked at me and she came out.
[SPEAKER_07]: And just gave me this, like, what are you doing here?
[SPEAKER_07]: You probably shouldn't be walking.
[SPEAKER_07]: And because of that look, yeah, I had a moment.
[SPEAKER_07]: By this time, I had been diagnosed.
[SPEAKER_07]: And I'd also turn to corner.
[SPEAKER_07]: And so I'm walking up and down the hallway.
[SPEAKER_07]: And if that pertains to when she looked at me like that, I looked at her and I, S, you know what I looked at me.
[SPEAKER_07]: Good evening.
[SPEAKER_07]: And then she didn't say a word and went back into the room that I continued on my little walk.
[SPEAKER_07]: Did she look like you know what she looked like?
[SPEAKER_07]: What's that?
[SPEAKER_07]: A young Rebecca D. Morning.
[SPEAKER_07]: Wow.
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_05]: That's why it's a good evening.
[SPEAKER_05]: Probably why she wasn't pleased to see you.
[SPEAKER_07]: No, that's like 22 years old or something like that.
[SPEAKER_05]: Did you have any nurses that you build any sort of rapport with?
[SPEAKER_07]: Because a lot of my, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
[SPEAKER_07]: The the only way I can describe it is, um, don't overdo anything.
[SPEAKER_07]: Everybody in there has different degrees of sickness, whatever.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_07]: If you are not,
[SPEAKER_07]: really in pain or really in dire straits.
[SPEAKER_07]: I think you make an effort to establish rapport and be as decent a human being to these hardworking people as you can.
[SPEAKER_07]: And I'll tell you it pays dividends.
[SPEAKER_07]: It really does.
[SPEAKER_07]: And one guy writes in the comments, my...
[SPEAKER_07]: was an illusion.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, Mike, who was your favorite employee that you will lose?
[SPEAKER_07]: And then Lance said, this is the bad comment.
[SPEAKER_07]: Maybe she saw that I was excited.
[SPEAKER_07]: Look, there's not any man that goes into a hospital with testosterone in his body that doesn't think of hospital fantasies.
[SPEAKER_07]: There's a whole treasure trove of internet content.
[SPEAKER_05]: But there are times when you're older like Mike and myself, your hospital fantasy is to leave the hospital.
[SPEAKER_07]: alive and my god yeah it was and that comment was a I believe about you wander in the halls oh the one oh oh I was no stop it so the the bath was not IV and the stuff they give you you know I'm pretty sure like all the shampoo and body was remember I went from home to ER to admission yeah and the thing about it is
[SPEAKER_07]: the stuff they brought me for the final cleansing, you know, I think it's the I think it's the equivalent of like house recipe shampoo and also did you get one of the toothbrushes that has a total of nine brushes.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yes, I did.
[SPEAKER_05]: And what did you steal?
[SPEAKER_07]: I don't steal anything.
[SPEAKER_05]: I don't steal it.
[SPEAKER_07]: Dan, think appropriate way.
[SPEAKER_07]: I didn't even take the pen.
[SPEAKER_07]: I was going to take the pen that I signed my final paperwork with today.
[SPEAKER_07]: And I didn't even do that.
[SPEAKER_05]: I just got out of there.
[SPEAKER_05]: That's how they get you.
[SPEAKER_05]: They're going to charge you up and down.
[SPEAKER_07]: But if anybody ever questions my work ethic again, you know, I mean, please for the love of God from the hospital to pick up my kid at school to hear.
[SPEAKER_07]: That's what I'm doing.
[SPEAKER_05]: And we gave you several opportunities to bow out because we expected you wouldn't feel up to doing the show.
[SPEAKER_05]: And your situation, I wouldn't.
[SPEAKER_07]: I will tell you this, that because of the schedule and the way the things move in the hospital, I was unable to participate in a pretty good segment that's gonna be a special one-off for the Michael Marish show.
[SPEAKER_07]: And that is an interview with the star of Tapawingo, John Hayter.
[SPEAKER_07]: And you guys got to interview him today, right?
[SPEAKER_05]: He was as charming and cool as any guess you could imagine.
[SPEAKER_03]: And I was, I great.
[SPEAKER_03]: Think he wished you well, Mike, little little walk around it, but I think he wished you well.
[SPEAKER_05]: You'll have to hear the first moment of the interview because we explained that you would not be here today.
[SPEAKER_05]: And then he said he wishes you well, and then he wasn't so sure he did.
[SPEAKER_07]: I look forward to listening to that.
[SPEAKER_07]: So the very last moment, by the way, it's amazing when you think of technology that exists where a machine can take your blood pressure.
[SPEAKER_07]: Now a machine can automatically digitally redo your temperature.
[SPEAKER_07]: And a machine can tell you how much oxygen you're getting.
[SPEAKER_07]: And these machines can take a picture of your body and let the doctor know exactly what's happening in your inners.
[SPEAKER_07]: I mean, it's just amazing to me.
[SPEAKER_07]: There has not been anything since the 1910s that has replaced the cheese dick hospital gown that they put you in with its stupid armholes and its stupid, you know, canvas ribbons that they use to close the back of it.
[SPEAKER_07]: It's crap.
[SPEAKER_07]: don't forget the pocket micro they can put like whatever since we can put your wallet in the front chest pocket and now sometimes there's snaps on the shoulders too you know for access it's a great garment so i'm in this thing all the time and i still uh and by the way we have a sponsor coming up on the show that i will talk about my hospital sake as i wore their footwear
[SPEAKER_07]: the whole time I was walking around so I'm excited to mention that I will tell you that I was in this gown and everybody sees me in this gown.
[SPEAKER_07]: It's time to go.
[SPEAKER_07]: I'm glad I'm cleaned up.
[SPEAKER_07]: I am cleaned up.
[SPEAKER_07]: I am ready to go.
[SPEAKER_07]: It comes in with the paperwork.
[SPEAKER_07]: I said, does that what I think it is?
[SPEAKER_07]: Yes, it's your discharge stuff.
[SPEAKER_00]: And I'm lovely.
[SPEAKER_07]: Thank you.
[SPEAKER_07]: And I sign all the things I'm supposed to sign.
[SPEAKER_07]: And I am so excited.
[SPEAKER_07]: And she says, okay, I'll be back to pick.
[SPEAKER_07]: I said, don't be late.
[SPEAKER_07]: I said five to 10 minutes and then I zip in and I go from the gown to what I would like to say is a very Natalie attired golf shirt, which is what I'm wearing right now, complete with a little American flag logo on it and one doubt for you love.
[SPEAKER_07]: And by the way, since it was cold, the day I came in here, I've got my long navy blue pants and I have to say, I strike a rather professional golfer looking image coming out of that room.
[SPEAKER_05]: And I think I lived damn fine.
[SPEAKER_05]: Did they wheelchair you at sometimes standard?
[SPEAKER_05]: For no matter what happens when you're discharged, you get a wheelchair, right?
[SPEAKER_05]: Do you ask that?
[SPEAKER_07]: This is exactly what happened.
[SPEAKER_07]: I I wait and then I said, I'll just poke my head out.
[SPEAKER_07]: I'm fully closed out into the hallway.
[SPEAKER_07]: See what's going on.
[SPEAKER_07]: I walk out.
[SPEAKER_07]: I looked left.
[SPEAKER_07]: I looked right seeing if my nurse is at either one of those stations.
[SPEAKER_07]: And at this particular time, her name was Carla, the
[SPEAKER_05]: Wait a second.
[SPEAKER_07]: That's your wife's name, Carla with a K-ROM.
[SPEAKER_07]: Oh, so it's not your wife's name.
[SPEAKER_07]: Carla with a K. And I see walking up the hallway is Carla and I'm standing outside my room.
[SPEAKER_07]: And she looks at me.
[SPEAKER_07]: And she walks right by me.
[SPEAKER_07]: She didn't recognize it.
[SPEAKER_07]: And I looked at I said Carla, cheers.
[SPEAKER_07]: It's me.
[SPEAKER_07]: Sure.
[SPEAKER_07]: Oh my gosh.
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_07]: And I felt fantastic.
[SPEAKER_07]: I felt like this is the new human being that's getting ready to get into the car and go home.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_03]: But don't you want to know and kind of wish someone took a picture of you in the bed to know what they saw for the past three days.
[SPEAKER_03]: The old man they couldn't recognize that they thought needed a sponge bath.
[SPEAKER_03]: I, you know what?
[SPEAKER_03]: I have a picture.
[SPEAKER_07]: I did you did I don't even know I don't think you did when you shower did I post it on tomorrow show what did you shave when you Showered with some cheap razor because okay, okay, so you know you look and look clean cut Yeah, because it's white because it's white you can't tell but this is a this is a three-day growth right here This is absolutely it's the time of the year
[SPEAKER_07]: What's that?
[SPEAKER_07]: Is that a clause?
[SPEAKER_03]: Let's go out.
[SPEAKER_07]: Oh, yeah.
[SPEAKER_07]: All right.
[SPEAKER_07]: We got to take a break.
[SPEAKER_07]: I got news.
[SPEAKER_07]: We got tons more stuff.
[SPEAKER_05]: This is good.
[SPEAKER_05]: We got everything for you today.
[SPEAKER_07]: Yes, we do.
[SPEAKER_07]: We've got everything for you, ladies and gentlemen, and... What are you talking about?
[SPEAKER_07]: What?
[SPEAKER_07]: What do you mean everything for you?
[SPEAKER_07]: What is that?
[SPEAKER_05]: No.
[SPEAKER_05]: I'm just saying supporting what you're saying.
[SPEAKER_07]: Well, it looks for the music.
[SPEAKER_07]: Oh, okay.
[SPEAKER_07]: Sorry about that.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yes, Josh, that's what it was.
[SPEAKER_07]: I didn't even know that.
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[SPEAKER_07]: Are there still any leftovers in your refrigerator?
[SPEAKER_05]: I got finished with mine this morning.
[SPEAKER_05]: I stored what I needed to and I threw the rest away.
[SPEAKER_03]: Just your oak.
[SPEAKER_03]: I went out for Thanksgiving so there are no leftovers.
[SPEAKER_07]: Well, here's the information I have for you boys on this particular thing.
[SPEAKER_07]: If it's still a game of Tetris tonight's meal should probably be a thanksgiving leftover buffet.
[SPEAKER_07]: Let's see, it's been four days since Thanksgiving.
[SPEAKER_07]: So technically today is the last day to eat your leftovers before they go bad.
[SPEAKER_07]: uh... some people might live dangerously and push them a few more days especially would food prices these days but experts don't recommend it you won't just get sick of eating it you could get sick for real you don't want to be where i was no no no no no according to the u.s.de turkey stuffing potato sweet potatoes green beans gravy and pumpkin pie can all be stored in the fridge for three to four days i would air on the side of three
[SPEAKER_07]: Not.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, I think Pumpkin Pie, the last longer than that.
[SPEAKER_05]: I kept my Pumpkin Pie.
[SPEAKER_03]: I looked Pumpkin Pie, one thing I do have because I got a Costco one, and I looked today, and it said, sell by November 27th.
[SPEAKER_03]: So I did math the four days, and I said, all right, this will be the last piece I eat.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, you know what?
[SPEAKER_05]: Probably not.
[SPEAKER_03]: I have to check my day.
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm going to bring it on the cruise.
[SPEAKER_03]: It will not make it.
[SPEAKER_07]: Who's going to do the next
[SPEAKER_07]: If you don't want to waste food, most leftovers can last a few months in the freezer, but you have to get them there.
[SPEAKER_07]: There's a pee, there's one Thanksgiving staple that will survive in the fridge, a little longer, homemade cranberry sauce, and I do make the best.
[SPEAKER_07]: Last week to 10 days, and the canned stuff can last up to two weeks in the fridge.
[SPEAKER_05]: But here's the thing, Josh.
[SPEAKER_05]: It can last a week to 10 days, but it doesn't because it's that tasty.
[SPEAKER_07]: people get it and they eat it and there's none love yeah i throw mine away i don't even waste it in the sink i throw mine away in the toilet now there i went into rob land i did i went into rob land now i know a lot of old schoolers mom i'm looking at you in heaven will scoff at the four-day warning but remember the smell test isn't one hundred percent reliable thanks even this is your doctor told you
[SPEAKER_07]: Thank you for giving me this spoiled faster than other leftovers because the food since out in the danger zone longer than it's typical meal Just be careful and don't push anything with meat and dairy, which is basically everything unless you're vegan Well as you know, I'm licensed to run a kitchen in Montgomery County, Maryland.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yes, and I was able from service
[SPEAKER_05]: to getting the leftover bird into the refrigerator, 75 minutes, and that's pretty good, as far as being in the dangerous zone.
[SPEAKER_07]: But I did freeze- Wait, wait, from like dinner until it got in the fridge, it was 75 minutes?
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, that's amazing.
[SPEAKER_07]: I mean, that's like eating and packing it up and then covering it up with foil and put it in and tupperware and do a lot of it.
[SPEAKER_05]: I know how to do it.
[SPEAKER_05]: Do you freeze any of your turkey like for soup or anything?
[SPEAKER_07]: No.
[SPEAKER_05]: I know.
[SPEAKER_05]: I put the carcass carcass.
[SPEAKER_07]: No, my, my mother-in-law was very helpful in unloading a lot of stuff.
[SPEAKER_07]: We had the one thing we had an abundance of too much mashed potatoes.
[SPEAKER_05]: Oh, we did not have enough and it was a crime.
[SPEAKER_07]: Oh, gotta have the takers.
[SPEAKER_07]: Gotta have the taker takers.
[SPEAKER_07]: All right, Cyber Monday, you've heard enough about this to gag you, but his black Friday making an obsolete now.
[SPEAKER_07]: Adobe Analytics says, Americans said a new record for online shopping.
[SPEAKER_07]: I am so sick of hearing the new record.
[SPEAKER_07]: don't you get dummies can I can we just stop for just a second please please okay you're going to get the peat this the people that this benefits um politicians in the office currently talking about the record money spent
[SPEAKER_07]: the record money spent was because everything was costing double exactly that's the record money spent you morons we're getting ripped off right and left i we people just don't can't say hey about that what are they everybody's buying no you're not telling more stuff
[SPEAKER_07]: you're paying more money and getting less duh yeah but it is interesting that people somehow still have money to spend is we i think people are throwing stuff on their credit cards i really do i think that's this time of year that
[SPEAKER_07]: That's the way people roll, 11.8 billion, that's up 9% from 10.8 billion last year.
[SPEAKER_07]: The peak was from 10 a.m. to 2 p.m. when we were spending 12.5 million per minute.
[SPEAKER_07]: We also spent 6.4 billion online on Thanksgiving Day, more than half of those online sales happen on phones this year, and it looks like in-store sales continued to trend down.
[SPEAKER_07]: You are chuckling.
[SPEAKER_07]: What are you chuckling about?
[SPEAKER_05]: I don't want to be the other side of that phone.
[SPEAKER_05]: I want to buy something, do you have something for me to buy?
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, I'd like to buy that.
[SPEAKER_07]: It's our only skill.
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, it's really our only skill.
[SPEAKER_07]: When they're talking about AI, killing 99% of jobs in five years time, this is what it is.
[SPEAKER_07]: What do we do?
[SPEAKER_06]: But do, but do, but do, that plug tick, turkey look good on the day, I think.
[SPEAKER_05]: My job, my job, my robot's doing it, did you buy anything on Amazon?
[SPEAKER_07]: No.
[SPEAKER_07]: I'm okay.
[SPEAKER_07]: A prior to the holiday, I bought a stupid thing, and I will take pictures of it.
[SPEAKER_07]: If it works tonight, it is lawn decorations.
[SPEAKER_05]: Oh, that's where you told us about it.
[SPEAKER_07]: I showed a picture of it on the show.
[SPEAKER_07]: I think it's for you.
[SPEAKER_05]: They're ready.
[SPEAKER_07]: It is everything you'd expect.
[SPEAKER_07]: I give it a 25% chance of working.
[SPEAKER_03]: That's how flimsy and cheesy it is.
[SPEAKER_03]: You have to put them out tonight and they'll work tomorrow night.
[SPEAKER_03]: Because they're solar powered.
[SPEAKER_05]: That's right.
[SPEAKER_05]: Exactly right.
[SPEAKER_07]: So they need to charge up.
[SPEAKER_07]: Well, I got home early enough where maybe two hours of light got on the
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, you already put them outside.
[SPEAKER_07]: Oh, they're set up.
[SPEAKER_03]: They're set up.
[SPEAKER_07]: Then I look forward to the show.
[SPEAKER_07]: For everyone to enjoy it.
[SPEAKER_05]: Did you have K, once you put them out, do Carolers come by?
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, my next door name is the Flanders.
[SPEAKER_07]: Flanders, we're singing to you.
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[SPEAKER_07]: That's how cool Jennifer Garner is.
[SPEAKER_07]: Oh, we got to say hi, Reese again.
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[SPEAKER_07]: The front of the married pair met up to spend the holiday with their children and the athletics mom just like last year and inside are close to the actress told people and inside are close to the actress.
[SPEAKER_07]: uh, Ben and his mom joined uh, the source said uh, Jen makes it very special.
[SPEAKER_07]: She's such a great chef.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, I saw on TMV this morning.
[SPEAKER_05]: What's that?
[SPEAKER_05]: I'm sorry, it's good for their kids.
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[SPEAKER_05]: I don't need it.
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[SPEAKER_07]: We can all agree, Mariah Carey's song is the Christmas song she's recorded hundreds and hundreds of other songs across her career.
[SPEAKER_07]: But she could have basically retired comfortably if she only ever released one song and it's that one.
[SPEAKER_07]: According to the Economist, Mariah Rakeshin.
[SPEAKER_07]: more than 2.5 million dollars in royalties every year from all I want for Christmas is you.
[SPEAKER_07]: That's 2.5 million year and some estimates claim the annual royalties top three million dollars.
[SPEAKER_05]: Well you got to get out and buy it and stream it folks or this woman doesn't get her money.
[SPEAKER_07]: I think that's
[SPEAKER_07]: That's replaced like white Christmas is our anthem for Christmas.
[SPEAKER_05]: I would love to come out against the song.
[SPEAKER_05]: I can't.
[SPEAKER_05]: No, great song.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yes, I was a musician.
[SPEAKER_03]: I would try every year.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, I thought you got to song every year to try to get into that.
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, get into the group.
[SPEAKER_07]: I might strike that one thing.
[SPEAKER_07]: But I mean, it's amazing.
[SPEAKER_07]: Mariah isn't the only one making bank off of it.
[SPEAKER_07]: All I want for Christmas is co-written by a Russian Brazilian music producer named Walter
[SPEAKER_07]: He did a lot of work with Mariah in the 90s and has a net worth of over $100 million.
[SPEAKER_07]: And thanks to Christmas music lovers everywhere, all I want for Christmas isn't fading into obscurity.
[SPEAKER_07]: It's becoming more popular.
[SPEAKER_07]: It hit number one on the Billboard Hot 100 for the first time in 2019 and it has returned to number one every year since which is a six year streak probably helped by being on all those all Christmas radio stations.
[SPEAKER_05]: And I tell you what that producer is great.
[SPEAKER_05]: He's made a lot of great records.
[SPEAKER_05]: And we always call them Brazilian wax.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, yeah, yeah, get it.
[SPEAKER_03]: Wrax being let's go.
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[SPEAKER_03]: That guy also wrote Beauty in the Beast.
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[SPEAKER_07]: That's not how it sounds in the movie.
[SPEAKER_07]: A 21 year old guy in Illinois is facing charges after he got into a heated argument on Thanksgiving and ended the fight by torching their house.
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[SPEAKER_07]: At that point, it was just an argument.
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[SPEAKER_07]: He was still living at the home and had been antagonizing an argument with the other people at dinner, cops were able to calm things down.
[SPEAKER_07]: It agreed to keep to himself the rest of the night, but unfortunately that didn't happen.
[SPEAKER_07]: He had to come back an hour later.
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[SPEAKER_07]: He was standing on the street with a night when cops got there, luckily no one was hurt and they made it out okay.
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[SPEAKER_07]: Okay, so so much to talk about I you guys have to like tell me which one of you want the priority because everything Josh lost his voice I want to hear about Josh because this is still doesn't ring exactly true to me because it doesn't make sense.
[SPEAKER_05]: We were to record Hick Snicks.
[SPEAKER_05]: Was it Wednesday that we were going to record it?
[SPEAKER_03]: Uh, we were going to record on Wednesday.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_05]: And I woke up to a text that said, can't record today and Josh, I am happy to you.
[SPEAKER_03]: So Tuesday, I went into the doctors.
[SPEAKER_03]: And this was a pre-determined, remember?
[SPEAKER_03]: I missed Monday's show last week because I wasn't feeling great.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: And I went in because my shoulders were bothering me since the Europe trip and I've been putting it off and putting it off.
[SPEAKER_03]: And I finally went into the doctors.
[SPEAKER_03]: And they did the flu test, cold test, test, they did all that on me, said, I've got nothing.
[SPEAKER_03]: It's just allergies or whatever and I'm fine.
[SPEAKER_03]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_03]: But they said for the shoulder, we want to give you a steroid injection.
[SPEAKER_03]: Nice.
[SPEAKER_03]: And I said, great.
[SPEAKER_03]: Let's do it.
[SPEAKER_03]: I want it.
[SPEAKER_03]: So they pull out the big needle and they shove it into my shoulder and give me the shot and they say, it'll feel great for a day and then it'll hurt worse for a couple days.
[SPEAKER_03]: And then you'll be fine in about a week.
[SPEAKER_03]: I've got to do some rehab as well.
[SPEAKER_03]: But look at deal.
[SPEAKER_03]: Not thinking anything of it.
[SPEAKER_03]: It burned a little when putting in, but that's just what they do.
[SPEAKER_03]: They do.
[SPEAKER_07]: You have any blood in your stool?
[SPEAKER_03]: not not that day so um not in the laughter of the shot Mike so the next day I wake up and I have no voice I can't talk like total laryngeitis total laryngeitis no pain no sore throat like I can't talk and I can make noises but then Kelly tells me to be quiet because it doesn't sound like good yeah it was not good because it was not good it was horrible
[SPEAKER_03]: Josh, breakfast is ready.
[SPEAKER_03]: And I'm ready to do it.
[SPEAKER_06]: No, I don't think it was like that.
[SPEAKER_03]: I wish it was like a scratchy whisper.
[SPEAKER_06]: Oh.
[SPEAKER_03]: It was, I couldn't make any noise.
[SPEAKER_03]: My voice box was gone, but... Now that you're better, can you imitate?
[SPEAKER_06]: You can imitate.
[SPEAKER_03]: Can you imitate the way you sounded?
[SPEAKER_03]: No.
[SPEAKER_03]: No, because even if I whisper, it's clearer than I was speaking then.
[SPEAKER_03]: I could not talk.
[SPEAKER_03]: I didn't do it.
[SPEAKER_03]: Help me.
[SPEAKER_05]: I wish that you were talking to the nurses, Mike, to bet we didn't bring the sound board to sure they're maybe or a few people stop it, that's not okay, that's not going at all.
[SPEAKER_03]: I'll be there.
[SPEAKER_03]: That's when I found out that there is a
[SPEAKER_03]: small side effect of a steroid in my shoulder injection that could cause my voice to go away.
[SPEAKER_03]: That's scary.
[SPEAKER_03]: I've had weird.
[SPEAKER_03]: I've had those needles in my body for years.
[SPEAKER_03]: They said it was a rare but possible side effect.
[SPEAKER_03]: because of the steroid effect in the vocal cords too much.
[SPEAKER_05]: Now, here's the thing that's a problem.
[SPEAKER_05]: They told you this after you realize the effect of it.
[SPEAKER_05]: Oh, the next day when I couldn't talk.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_05]: I mean, that's the kind of thing they might want to mention before you go home.
[SPEAKER_05]: To watch out for it and know that it's not.
[SPEAKER_03]: I guess it's so rare and they're like, you don't do anything about it.
[SPEAKER_03]: It'll come back in a few hours.
[SPEAKER_03]: It didn't take a few hours.
[SPEAKER_03]: It took like two days.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: So I can actually talk normal again.
[SPEAKER_07]: God, and that was the shoulder.
[SPEAKER_03]: How's the shoulder feel now?
[SPEAKER_03]: I feel great.
[SPEAKER_03]: It feels better than it's felt in months.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, I'm a big believer.
[SPEAKER_07]: Never dreamed about that.
[SPEAKER_07]: You were in turning for us when Jerry Glamble came on the show a million years ago.
[SPEAKER_07]: Sure.
[SPEAKER_07]: A long, long time ago.
[SPEAKER_07]: He was like, well, if we have to, he could get the needle.
[SPEAKER_07]: The needle sound, you know, I mean the needle gesture, like given the needle.
[SPEAKER_07]: But I believe in that.
[SPEAKER_03]: I believe in every time we started, he said, we could be extremely
[SPEAKER_07]: Sam, can you hear me?
[SPEAKER_07]: Wait, if you can hear me.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_07]: You can hear me?
[SPEAKER_07]: Leave me come back.
[SPEAKER_07]: You can hear me.
[SPEAKER_07]: I can hear Josh.
[SPEAKER_07]: Rob, can you hear Josh?
[SPEAKER_07]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_07]: Josh, can you hear me?
[SPEAKER_07]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_07]: The hell is going on?
[SPEAKER_07]: Could leave and come back.
[SPEAKER_07]: I don't know.
[SPEAKER_05]: Oh, like Josh, you did a thumbs up.
[SPEAKER_05]: It came up as a reaction.
[SPEAKER_05]: Also, when we come back, how are you there?
[SPEAKER_05]: Can you hear us?
[SPEAKER_03]: He can't.
[SPEAKER_03]: Josh, when you come back, we had that thing.
[SPEAKER_03]: It must be something with that top right left corner.
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm sure they made you with.
[SPEAKER_05]: Jogger, I need a heater.
[SPEAKER_05]: When we come back with Mike, make sure you tell him about the service you got on Thanksgiving Day, too, because I was very pleased with how fast that happened.
[SPEAKER_05]: So, oh, Mike is here.
[SPEAKER_03]: Now, let you hear us, all right.
[SPEAKER_03]: I can hear you, but I got to put you on that thing.
[SPEAKER_04]: Thank you so much.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yes, we can.
[SPEAKER_04]: Hold on a second.
[SPEAKER_04]: I'll be there in a second.
[SPEAKER_04]: That's good.
[SPEAKER_05]: So Josh, you had your primary Thanksgiving meal at the plantation?
[SPEAKER_04]: Yes, that's what we can.
[SPEAKER_05]: And so that left you at home alone with Kelly on Thanksgiving day.
[SPEAKER_03]: All right, so Thanksgiving day, it's just a two of us.
[SPEAKER_03]: No kids.
[SPEAKER_03]: I still don't have my voice back.
[SPEAKER_03]: 100%.
[SPEAKER_03]: That's the rule.
[SPEAKER_03]: So still struggling with that.
[SPEAKER_03]: So we aren't doing anything.
[SPEAKER_03]: So we decide we are going to the Cracker Barrel.
[SPEAKER_03]: for Thanksgiving because why not because sticky menus.
[SPEAKER_03]: And because they're going to have a perfectly fine Thanksgiving meal.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: So it's fine.
[SPEAKER_05]: How's your meal?
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm fine.
[SPEAKER_03]: I pull that sounds like a great idea.
[SPEAKER_03]: I pull up and there's all these cars in the parking lot.
[SPEAKER_03]: And there's
[SPEAKER_03]: There's an attending at the driveway entrance saying if you're going for pickup, go this way If you're gonna go in just go in and park if you're going inside So they have like crowd control in the parking desk and then they say America get on the waitlist on your phone and then you don't even have to go in yet And we'll just call you when you go in beautiful sounded wonderful.
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah
[SPEAKER_07]: And so if they do a big carry out business, they do a Thanksgiving carry out business.
[SPEAKER_03]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_03]: All right.
[SPEAKER_03]: So I go on.
[SPEAKER_03]: I park.
[SPEAKER_03]: No problem finding a parking spot.
[SPEAKER_03]: I type in my phone number, register on the wait list.
[SPEAKER_03]: And I get this.
[SPEAKER_03]: You are 106 in line.
[SPEAKER_03]: We'll send a text when your table is ready.
[SPEAKER_03]: They estimated three to four hours.
[SPEAKER_05]: Oh my god, my favorite part of this is when Josh sent this picture to me by a text and his only comment was, I did not anticipate this.
[SPEAKER_06]: No, I don't want it.
[SPEAKER_05]: That is the greatest thing I've ever seen.
[SPEAKER_06]: One hundred six, what, the depth of people's laziness.
[SPEAKER_03]: I know.
[SPEAKER_03]: And it just is because Donnish is me.
[SPEAKER_03]: That's not single people.
[SPEAKER_03]: You're gonna, no.
[SPEAKER_07]: Does this mean that people are really going to, people are gonna wait two hours?
[SPEAKER_07]: Three hours.
[SPEAKER_03]: They said three or four hours.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: Now, here's what I did.
[SPEAKER_03]: I went back to that Crackable Barrel app and I chose, well, what if I ordered my food for Kerriap?
[SPEAKER_03]: How fast can I get it?
[SPEAKER_03]: 15 minutes.
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh my god, I brought him to my car side, and I got out of there.
[SPEAKER_05]: Why did you literally wait, Mike, because everyone's kidding the stuff brought to them.
[SPEAKER_05]: That's why.
[SPEAKER_07]: Where did you die after that at home?
[SPEAKER_07]: Okay, you brought it home.
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, yeah, yes.
[SPEAKER_03]: We did not see you ever before.
[SPEAKER_07]: Okay, so you said it out and you have a real thanksgiving.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, kind of.
[SPEAKER_07]: That's better than sitting on the sticky tables.
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, it doesn't fit on the table or it would sit at well the whole thing for everything sticky.
[SPEAKER_03]: I know better that.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, we went home I dinner together.
[SPEAKER_03]: It was fine.
[SPEAKER_03]: And a good conversation or was your voice still screwed up?
[SPEAKER_03]: No, I still can't talk So it would probably better for Kelly anyway to have the TV on.
[SPEAKER_07]: Oh my god.
[SPEAKER_07]: All right.
[SPEAKER_07]: Well, you know what?
[SPEAKER_07]: I'm glad that you got your voice back for the show.
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, you know and technically are we all healthy now?
[SPEAKER_07]: I think we are I think technically we are that's a good thing.
[SPEAKER_07]: So I'm happy I'm ready for a boat ride
[SPEAKER_05]: Right.
[SPEAKER_07]: That's good.
[SPEAKER_07]: Listen, Rob's got a good show in talent.
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[SPEAKER_07]: Before Rob show and tell, I want to share this with you to my mother-in-law coming home from the hospital.
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[SPEAKER_07]: I'm calling it Split, P, and Ham.
[SPEAKER_07]: my god for the holidays it was just fantastic Linda you're the greatest thank you very very much I appreciate that and now i'm ready for your show until was anyone at the hospital suffering from split p no no you know i i could make really a gross comment right now it's even your setups make me want to do that but don't know okay so it's great
[SPEAKER_05]: All right, do you remember, uh, back before we took our Thanksgiving holiday and I mentioned there was something sitting in my team of cart because I wanted to see the price come down.
[SPEAKER_05]: It was a 15 quart commercial mixer for making fruit cakes and the price for a 15 quart is it.
[SPEAKER_05]: this sort of hangs around 400 bucks sometimes goes down to like 380 goes up a little bit but it wasn't practical because it wasn't too big and it was expensive and I did want this mixer but it didn't make sense to go through Timo.
[SPEAKER_05]: So out of a blue before Thanksgiving I get
[SPEAKER_05]: who is a professional chef.
[SPEAKER_05]: And he says he has a mixer that he doesn't use very often.
[SPEAKER_05]: And he would sell it to me with a mixer table, the metal table with wheels on it for 250 bucks.
[SPEAKER_05]: I said, let's go.
[SPEAKER_05]: This is a 20 court mixer.
[SPEAKER_05]: now if you have a kitchen aid like stand mixer at home that's probably to see the perspective on it because i i can't get a get around my hip that's probably about five or six courts this is video taken today okay in my garage of the mixer i call it bixby he's bixby the mixer now look at the size of that thing wow industrial yes for a kitchen this is the model that we would look at i turn
[SPEAKER_05]: What does that go retail, Rob?
[SPEAKER_05]: That's probably a six or seven hundred dollar mixer right there.
[SPEAKER_05]: Not counting the table.
[SPEAKER_05]: Oh, here's the speed.
[SPEAKER_05]: We're going to go up on the speed.
[SPEAKER_05]: That'll break your arm.
[SPEAKER_05]: No problem.
[SPEAKER_07]: anything should start your own bakery, you know, but Mike, I don't think, although Josh you looked at can we see the video again?
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, let's say, Josh, I want you to analyze the, you know, as far as the, you know, it, I think it looks a little more than lightly used.
[SPEAKER_07]: Don't you think, Josh?
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, it's used, but it's still, it still seems to be functioning, but oh, it's fantastic.
[SPEAKER_07]: It looks like, to me, it looks like someone might have been left in the backyard.
[SPEAKER_05]: No, no, baking things, they get dirty because of the flour and the stuff.
[SPEAKER_05]: I've not given it a, what did you see you call it a grunge?
[SPEAKER_05]: I've not given it a grunge.
[SPEAKER_07]: Does it need a deep claim?
[SPEAKER_05]: It probably does.
[SPEAKER_05]: I mean, the body to be more appealing to look at.
[SPEAKER_05]: But I want you to see what a 20 court bowl looks like.
[SPEAKER_05]: It compared to me.
[SPEAKER_05]: So that would do a better.
[SPEAKER_05]: All right, I'm ready.
[SPEAKER_05]: Look at this.
[SPEAKER_05]: What are you going to do with?
[SPEAKER_05]: Hello.
[SPEAKER_05]: This is fruitcake.
[SPEAKER_05]: I can make.
[SPEAKER_05]: Brutcakes four times faster with this.
[SPEAKER_07]: Really?
[SPEAKER_07]: Yes, in your own kitchen.
[SPEAKER_05]: And if you want another size reference, look at the size of this mixing whisk.
[SPEAKER_05]: It is literally the size of my head.
[SPEAKER_07]: Now, would you use that whisk for, is that for flour or something like that?
[SPEAKER_05]: This would be good for whipping cream, or whipping or making stuff very light and fluffy.
[SPEAKER_05]: What about the food cake, Mike?
[SPEAKER_07]: It looks like a bird cage.
[SPEAKER_05]: Josh.
[SPEAKER_07]: I can't watch something like this without immediately thinking how it applies to merchandising for the show and just I'm trying to, he makes a mean fru-kick.
[SPEAKER_07]: We all know that.
[SPEAKER_07]: Yes, they could, what, Rob, what is something you think with that incredible mixer that you could generate from the Rob speedwack kitchen?
[SPEAKER_07]: Because, you know what, I mean, standing alone, you know, Mr.
[SPEAKER_07]: Milk.
[SPEAKER_07]: There it is.
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, you could play you could play Captain Hunk with that Nobody and who wants to eat after he's rubbed it on his head.
[SPEAKER_05]: Everything will go through the sterilization process I don't use the dough hook.
[SPEAKER_05]: Rob, have you thought about bread making or anything like that?
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, I'm actually I've been thinking about making meth.
[SPEAKER_05]: I can make it really fast.
[SPEAKER_07]: Mr. White
[SPEAKER_05]: Mr. White come on now, Mr. White.
[SPEAKER_05]: No, but you know, we're not selling fruit cakes this year, but there are a few people You know, it's pretty good around the country Josh and Mike among them that will get fruit cakes and I cannot wait Yeah, maybe February a couple of the weekends have been stolen because I'm on a cruise I have to go in it.
[SPEAKER_05]: Oh, no, you were down with you.
[SPEAKER_07]: Oh, you're down with you
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, you know, I think that's just very, very cool.
[SPEAKER_07]: She got it in time for your mom to come over, right?
[SPEAKER_07]: Oh, my mom is excited.
[SPEAKER_05]: She was the one that said we had to name it.
[SPEAKER_05]: She came over and looked at it.
[SPEAKER_05]: She said, can I turn it on?
[SPEAKER_05]: I said yes.
[SPEAKER_07]: And what do you call it, Bixby?
[SPEAKER_05]: Because it sounds like mixer.
[SPEAKER_05]: No, you need a new name.
[SPEAKER_05]: Now you see you said the same thing about Hicks next.
[SPEAKER_05]: Why would be what's wrong with Bixby?
[SPEAKER_03]: I think that's like the Samsung AI name or something.
[SPEAKER_05]: Oh is it?
[SPEAKER_03]: It's already used for something else.
[SPEAKER_05]: Okay, we'll find something else.
[SPEAKER_03]: Then hook is good.
[SPEAKER_07]: Okay, hook is good.
[SPEAKER_07]: Ah, that's a good show and tell.
[SPEAKER_07]: Do you have a beautiful video for us also tonight?
[SPEAKER_05]: Mike, it's so great today's beautiful videos.
[SPEAKER_07]: I cannot stand it.
[SPEAKER_07]: So great.
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[SPEAKER_05]: And, uh, oh, we've not played this jingle in a while.
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[SPEAKER_05]: right somebody wrote down right before you played that uh where's the days to Christmas jingle well somebody looks forward to it it's right there i don't know why people love it as they do but they sure do um i love it special day in the spewak house mic my boy lineus is 13 years old today happy birthday to you i would like to you i would like to have you ever had anything
[SPEAKER_05]: And if you go by the the traditional formula, that means he's 91.
[SPEAKER_05]: So I don't think that quite stacks up.
[SPEAKER_05]: But he's doing fine.
[SPEAKER_07]: I mean, but dog ears are a real thing, right?
[SPEAKER_07]: I mean, but he looked old.
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, he does.
[SPEAKER_07]: Thank you, Shaffron.
[SPEAKER_07]: We approved Jim Shaffron, right?
[SPEAKER_07]: 24 dollars.
[SPEAKER_07]: Thank you for the super chat.
[SPEAKER_07]: Lots of people donating today.
[SPEAKER_07]: I really appreciate you're not an odd number.
[SPEAKER_07]: That's awesome.
[SPEAKER_07]: Thank you.
[SPEAKER_07]: We appreciate it, Jim.
[SPEAKER_07]: Very nice.
[SPEAKER_05]: So in salute to Linus who has been here for the past 13 years, and I love him dearly, here's my favorite video of Linus when he proved that even if I close the shades in the front room, he can still open them to watch what's going on in the road.
[SPEAKER_05]: It was a hot day, and I tried to close the blinds.
[SPEAKER_05]: Here's Linus, watch this.
[SPEAKER_05]: So he's looking at the window.
[SPEAKER_05]: I close them.
[SPEAKER_06]: And he opens with all I love that, I like, can you roll that one more time please?
[SPEAKER_06]: That's my adorable.
[SPEAKER_05]: He looks at me when I close it, it's like, what are you doing?
[SPEAKER_05]: I'm looking here.
[SPEAKER_08]: And that you said, and rest of the afternoon doing that too.
[SPEAKER_05]: No, it was, it was one time to do it, and then another time to film it, and that was it.
[SPEAKER_05]: I mean, happy birthday, Linus.
[SPEAKER_05]: He's a good boy.
[SPEAKER_05]: Mike, the parade.
[SPEAKER_05]: I wrote on Facebook, Al Roker ruins everything.
[SPEAKER_07]: I am in, I am in the middle of my slight panic.
[SPEAKER_07]: And I read Al Roker ruins everything late in the day on Friday.
[SPEAKER_07]: My own Friday night that I finally read it and I smiled.
[SPEAKER_07]: And in a very distressed situation.
[SPEAKER_05]: I said, I said, no hyperbole.
[SPEAKER_05]: This is fact.
[SPEAKER_05]: He ruins everything.
[SPEAKER_05]: And I wasn't even going to watch the parade this year, but I came downstairs on Thanksgiving day and Robert says we're going to watch the parade.
[SPEAKER_05]: There's a new manga balloon for heaps of his Japanese comic bookie reads.
[SPEAKER_05]: He wants to see it.
[SPEAKER_05]: But he's also well trained because he likes to watch the parade.
[SPEAKER_05]: This is my favorite moment in which Al Roker who ruins everything.
[SPEAKER_07]: Can I stop you before you go on?
[SPEAKER_07]: Of course.
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_07]: You hate it because of the same reason I hate it.
[SPEAKER_07]: It's the canned written dialogue.
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, and because of the the lack of
[SPEAKER_07]: broadcast personality in Al.
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_07]: No one more enthusiastic.
[SPEAKER_07]: Oh, he doesn't break the easy drive crap reads that he has to do.
[SPEAKER_07]: And it's just such a land.
[SPEAKER_05]: And the reason you say this, Mike, is that he can't handle an ad lib.
[SPEAKER_05]: Right, but that's the weather guy.
[SPEAKER_05]: He's always reading that that being said How do you suppose it went when he selected a young lady from the audience to give her a golden ticket to see the Rockets in person?
[SPEAKER_05]: Now you know the radio city musical Rockets always perform in the parade, but to see them in person have you ever seen them in person?
[SPEAKER_07]: I have not Have you dated three of them, right?
[SPEAKER_07]: Catherine?
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah back in the day yeah I had them all at once I know it was I won't be making a look ridiculous and this is making me look great and I am not a man who wants to be made to look ridiculous.
[SPEAKER_06]: That's sorry, Ruxie, Ginger, Ruxie, so get in bed!
[SPEAKER_05]: Alright, when Al presents the golden ticket to a very lucky young girl.
[SPEAKER_09]: Okay, so how old are you today's your birthday?
[SPEAKER_09]: Happy birthday and how old are you?
[SPEAKER_09]: Seven.
[SPEAKER_09]: Are you excited to see the rocket?
[SPEAKER_09]: Would you be living?
[SPEAKER_09]: Well, guess what else?
[SPEAKER_09]: We've got a very special something for you You've got a golden ticket Wait, do you get to see them live the rainy season?
[SPEAKER_09]: Is it all rocket?
[SPEAKER_09]: Are you excited?
[SPEAKER_09]: I hate our worker
[SPEAKER_05]: as a broadcaster we've all done it we've all done that kind of crap yep and you know i did it yesterday oh my god that's fantastic i love that i like people that work uh smarter not harder Mike and if you ever had to use a weed wacker i would never think to use a segue scooter all right look at this time here is an
[SPEAKER_07]: Brilliant.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_05]: He's edging by using the segue scooter.
[SPEAKER_07]: Brilliant.
[SPEAKER_07]: Are you like me as a yard worker?
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_07]: Do you look at that and say, how is the cut?
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_07]: Is the cut really good?
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_07]: If it's the right kind of weedwacker, like the professional kind of use, that can work.
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_07]: That's fantastic.
[SPEAKER_07]: I love that.
[SPEAKER_07]: That's great.
[SPEAKER_05]: And that guy that was on the scooter mic.
[SPEAKER_05]: I'm hoping more for you here, but all in uniform height.
[SPEAKER_05]: That's what you insisted on.
[SPEAKER_07]: Absolutely.
[SPEAKER_05]: You mean when they're cast.
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, it's amazing to watch them with the high leg kick.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yes, exactly.
[SPEAKER_05]: Do you ever get behind someone in line when you're in a hurry and it's always the slowest guy in the world, right?
[SPEAKER_05]: It's the worst.
[SPEAKER_05]: This guy did this on, I think, TikTok over the weekend.
[SPEAKER_05]: And this is exactly what it's like being behind that guy.
[SPEAKER_01]: You don't take checks no more.
[SPEAKER_01]: It's currency ain't it?
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, I didn't bang up any of this produce and I don't remember what they are.
[SPEAKER_01]: I crap hold on.
[SPEAKER_01]: I got to run back and grab soup.
[SPEAKER_01]: It's on his head.
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, this cool pun's good.
[SPEAKER_01]: You're back in there.
[SPEAKER_01]: 19 cents off.
[SPEAKER_01]: How come you guys don't sell beans no more?
[SPEAKER_01]: What do you mean?
[SPEAKER_01]: Yes, we do.
[SPEAKER_01]: So I just make a croaker account or what?
[SPEAKER_01]: What email should I use?
[SPEAKER_01]: I don't know.
[SPEAKER_01]: You don't need to see my idea of 37 years old, and if you don't believe that, you can take that up at Williams Whiskey, show it right up your head.
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh!
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[SPEAKER_03]: No, I think he was talking about, oh no, the whole store's attention.
[SPEAKER_07]: Yay, that's fun to just the season.
[SPEAKER_07]: It begins, let it happen.
[SPEAKER_05]: Why don't you sell beans?
[SPEAKER_05]: No more.
[SPEAKER_06]: Rock and roll, everybody.
[SPEAKER_05]: All right, this is our final clip.
[SPEAKER_05]: Famp happy, again, happy Thanksgiving to everyone.
[SPEAKER_05]: I hope your day went better than this one did.
[SPEAKER_05]: This was a massive Thanksgiving meal and you can tell by the amount of food that's behind this girl when she's making this toast.
[SPEAKER_05]: I think it was 120 people.
[SPEAKER_05]: And if you're going to cook for 120, you want to make sure your table is strong.
[SPEAKER_08]: Here it is one more time, Mike.
[SPEAKER_07]: Try to look at the back now for reactions.
[SPEAKER_07]: Oh, that's like that stone silence one more time, please.
[SPEAKER_07]: Oh, I'm more that's a three for I want to hear the stone silence at the end of this.
[SPEAKER_07]: All right.
[SPEAKER_07]: We're going to look forward.
[SPEAKER_07]: Are these getting ready to be playing in afterwards?
[SPEAKER_07]: Oh, yeah, did you wish somebody grumbling?
[SPEAKER_05]: I think there's they glitz in here twice.
[SPEAKER_05]: We'll get to hear it one more time.
[SPEAKER_05]: Let's see.
[SPEAKER_07]: Hey, thank God damn soon.
[SPEAKER_05]: Where's my son of a bitch?
[SPEAKER_05]: What about the games?
[SPEAKER_05]: Save the games.
[SPEAKER_07]: Oh, man.
[SPEAKER_07]: I'm upset.
[SPEAKER_07]: That's gonna put blood in my stool.
[SPEAKER_07]: Anyway, we got to get out of here.
[SPEAKER_07]: Great to be back among the land of the living.
[SPEAKER_07]: And, well tomorrow, we will be discussing the crews as each day goes by, leading up to our Friday departure from the Port of Miami.
[SPEAKER_07]: Ladies and gentlemen, we are standing with the T.M.O.S.
[SPEAKER_07]: crews coming up and if you're not on it, hey, yet every opportunity.
[SPEAKER_07]: Screw you.
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, we will be back with a brand new episode tomorrow for Rob Spieweck and Joshua Oga.
[SPEAKER_07]: This is Michael Maris saying so long, everybody.
[SPEAKER_07]: On the buffet at the cruise, just be careful with the table.
[SPEAKER_09]: Want more?
[SPEAKER_09]: Make sure you check out the Michael Maris bonus show.
[SPEAKER_09]: Get it at Michael Marishov.com.
[SPEAKER_02]: Michael Maris, radio entertainment.
[SPEAKER_00]: You know, when my interdecorator kicks in, I can't be stopped.
[SPEAKER_00]: Everything is death of Dills and Ducks stencils.
[SPEAKER_00]: You know what I'm saying?
[SPEAKER_09]: What the hell is going on here?
[SPEAKER_09]: She said that we're almost finished.
[SPEAKER_09]: Good.
[SPEAKER_09]: Golly, Miss Moly.
[SPEAKER_09]: Right.
[SPEAKER_02]: 41 now.
[SPEAKER_02]: Well, if I have to teach you how to be a reporter, I'll do that later.