WEBVTT 00:00.453 --> 00:03.256 [SPEAKER_00]: Hello everybody, welcome to Heather Shaw is kidding. 00:03.296 --> 00:05.178 [SPEAKER_00]: It's me, Heather Shaw, happy Wednesday. 00:05.258 --> 00:07.501 [SPEAKER_00]: Sorry, I was not around last week. 00:07.621 --> 00:10.164 [SPEAKER_00]: I have been traveling like a goddamn bitch. 00:11.285 --> 00:12.206 [SPEAKER_00]: Been traveling around. 00:12.286 --> 00:13.407 [SPEAKER_00]: It's really hard once I'm home. 00:13.447 --> 00:14.248 [SPEAKER_00]: I don't have a left time. 00:14.308 --> 00:15.509 [SPEAKER_00]: You don't need to hear my excuses. 00:15.950 --> 00:24.199 [SPEAKER_00]: Hey, if you're missing a main episode and you're missing in a wish that she had released one, get on the goddamn Patreon. 00:24.239 --> 00:24.880 [SPEAKER_00]: What are you doing? 00:24.900 --> 00:27.242 [SPEAKER_00]: It's $3 a month, okay? 00:27.983 --> 00:29.785 [SPEAKER_00]: How broke can you be? 00:30.035 --> 00:33.419 [SPEAKER_00]: I'm not trying to shame you here, but if you're really hard up for it, get on Patreon. 00:33.459 --> 00:39.767 [SPEAKER_00]: There are a ton of bonus episodes, and I'm able to release episodes because they're audio only. 00:39.787 --> 00:44.413 [SPEAKER_00]: So even when I'm traveling, I'm able to travel around my mic and record some episodes. 00:44.433 --> 00:49.680 [SPEAKER_00]: The last episode that's up is with my friend Tom Fini, we were traveling around Ohio. 00:49.660 --> 00:56.070 [SPEAKER_00]: And Indiana and Chicago and talking mad shit about the shows we were doing. 00:56.130 --> 01:00.116 [SPEAKER_00]: So, join the Patreon if you're missing episodes when I'm not able to release one. 01:00.297 --> 01:02.580 [SPEAKER_00]: Patreon.com slash Heather Shaw comedy. 01:02.600 --> 01:05.885 [SPEAKER_00]: It's a good time only over there and for only $3 a month. 01:05.925 --> 01:08.790 [SPEAKER_00]: Come on, I'm not trying to shame you, but come on. 01:10.593 --> 01:12.175 [SPEAKER_00]: Um, what else? 01:12.813 --> 01:14.415 [SPEAKER_00]: upcoming shows tonight. 01:14.555 --> 01:18.381 [SPEAKER_00]: I am in Omaha, Nebraska at the funny bone Thursday tomorrow night. 01:18.581 --> 01:21.885 [SPEAKER_00]: I am in Richmond, Virginia at the funny bone Friday. 01:22.066 --> 01:25.030 [SPEAKER_00]: I'm in Muhammad Illinois at yellow and co. 01:25.090 --> 01:26.091 [SPEAKER_00]: It's gonna be very fun. 01:26.131 --> 01:28.655 [SPEAKER_00]: I'm gonna find out what Muhammad Illinois is. 01:28.815 --> 01:32.380 [SPEAKER_00]: I don't think anybody knows including the mayor of Muhammad. 01:32.520 --> 01:35.765 [SPEAKER_00]: Is there a mayor or is it just three raccoons in a trench coat? 01:35.865 --> 01:36.846 [SPEAKER_00]: We'll see. 01:37.433 --> 01:39.616 [SPEAKER_00]: I am very excited to get out to Muhammad Illinois. 01:39.676 --> 01:40.817 [SPEAKER_00]: I like Illinois as a whole. 01:41.078 --> 01:43.040 [SPEAKER_00]: It's a great state. 01:43.861 --> 01:44.822 [SPEAKER_00]: And what else? 01:44.942 --> 01:51.471 [SPEAKER_00]: Next week, I am in Portland, Maine all weekend at the Empire Comedy Club post Thanksgiving. 01:52.452 --> 01:53.413 [SPEAKER_00]: Excuse me. 01:54.414 --> 01:58.399 [SPEAKER_00]: Sorry guys, I just gotta get the mouth farts out early to keep the real ones around. 01:58.640 --> 02:01.163 [SPEAKER_00]: Is this gonna be an unhinged podcast episode? 02:01.223 --> 02:01.744 [SPEAKER_00]: You betcha. 02:02.024 --> 02:03.025 [SPEAKER_00]: We're starting off hot. 02:03.866 --> 02:05.608 [SPEAKER_00]: Hot breath, hot mic, here we go. 02:05.729 --> 02:06.850 [SPEAKER_00]: Can't lose. 02:07.960 --> 02:25.395 [SPEAKER_00]: Portland main empire comedy club next Friday and Saturday post Thanksgiving shows if you're out in that area come to those going to be very fun Sunday night next Sunday night I'm in Providence, Rhode Island at the Comedy Connection and then my last show of the year is December 4th in San Francisco, California at Cobbs Comedy Club. 02:25.898 --> 02:27.140 [SPEAKER_00]: And then I'm getting married. 02:27.500 --> 02:28.521 [SPEAKER_00]: So I'm off the road. 02:28.962 --> 02:30.183 [SPEAKER_00]: I'm getting ready for that. 02:31.525 --> 02:32.466 [SPEAKER_00]: I'm very excited. 02:32.546 --> 02:37.693 [SPEAKER_00]: So come to these last few shows before we kick off new shows in the new year. 02:38.233 --> 02:40.656 [SPEAKER_00]: I'll take it's at HeatherShot, comedy.com. 02:40.716 --> 02:42.759 [SPEAKER_00]: Don't forget to rate and review this podcast if you like. 02:42.819 --> 02:43.961 [SPEAKER_00]: I love it so much when you do. 02:44.421 --> 02:45.983 [SPEAKER_00]: You guys are beautiful saints. 02:47.127 --> 02:53.577 [SPEAKER_00]: Before we get into the emails, the emails, oh, those dirty emails. 02:54.659 --> 02:58.224 [SPEAKER_00]: That's, I don't do a good Trump because everyone else in their mother does. 02:58.525 --> 03:00.668 [SPEAKER_00]: So I'll stick with my Brittany. 03:01.590 --> 03:03.092 [SPEAKER_00]: Okay, everybody's out here doing Trump. 03:03.252 --> 03:06.177 [SPEAKER_00]: I'm just gonna stick with Gypsy Rose and Brittany having a podcast. 03:06.617 --> 03:10.664 [SPEAKER_00]: Whoa, holy shit, Gypsy, did you like kill your mother? 03:10.704 --> 03:14.670 [SPEAKER_00]: That's very sweet, but now I get it! 03:15.123 --> 03:18.771 [SPEAKER_00]: Sorry, for a minute there, I thought it was Miss Piggy. 03:19.730 --> 03:21.573 [SPEAKER_00]: We'll get to Marjorie Taylor Greene as well. 03:22.454 --> 03:26.079 [SPEAKER_00]: I got tagged into oblivion on mostly TikTok. 03:26.099 --> 03:30.886 [SPEAKER_00]: Thank you if you tagged me in pictures and videos of Jim Carrey hitting the red carpet. 03:31.427 --> 03:33.190 [SPEAKER_00]: It's so good to see Jim Carrey out and about. 03:33.270 --> 03:34.892 [SPEAKER_00]: I love seeing a mountain about. 03:35.293 --> 03:36.715 [SPEAKER_00]: I wish he was doing more work. 03:37.737 --> 03:41.242 [SPEAKER_00]: You know, I just admittedly, I love the guy. 03:41.382 --> 03:42.924 [SPEAKER_00]: It'd be weird if I didn't, and I have his face. 03:43.866 --> 03:45.408 [SPEAKER_00]: Thank God, nothing weird has come out. 03:45.468 --> 03:46.349 [SPEAKER_00]: Please do your God. 03:46.409 --> 03:47.110 [SPEAKER_00]: Have nothing weird. 03:47.191 --> 03:49.534 [SPEAKER_00]: Come out about Jim Carrey. 03:49.514 --> 03:51.858 [SPEAKER_00]: Can you imagine having the face of Bill Cosby? 03:52.479 --> 03:53.321 [SPEAKER_00]: It's a rough one. 03:54.463 --> 03:57.328 [SPEAKER_00]: Okay, even looking like Louis C.K., can't be great. 03:57.649 --> 03:59.592 [SPEAKER_00]: Just overall, beyond the allegations. 04:00.755 --> 04:03.760 [SPEAKER_00]: Please dear God, keep Jim Carrey safe. 04:04.364 --> 04:10.352 [SPEAKER_00]: Some people hop online and comment on my shit and say he was on the island and I say which island you got to be specific? 04:10.412 --> 04:11.353 [SPEAKER_00]: Maybe it was Long Island. 04:11.494 --> 04:12.455 [SPEAKER_00]: I've been on Long Island. 04:12.595 --> 04:13.256 [SPEAKER_00]: Am I guilty? 04:14.137 --> 04:17.842 [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, I just hope you say say but I was tagged a bunch. 04:17.962 --> 04:19.785 [SPEAKER_00]: You he made a public appearance at some event. 04:19.885 --> 04:24.411 [SPEAKER_00]: I honestly don't know what event He was photographed with Taylor Momsson who was in the Grinch. 04:24.771 --> 04:27.435 [SPEAKER_00]: I'm not a big fan of the Grinch because I'm not seven 04:27.567 --> 04:29.409 [SPEAKER_00]: Uh, no, I, the Grinch is fine. 04:29.590 --> 04:38.161 [SPEAKER_00]: It's not one of my, I honestly think I'd first saw the Grinch maybe four years ago when I started dating my fiance because she really likes that movie. 04:38.482 --> 04:41.225 [SPEAKER_00]: She's not a big Jim Carrey fan, but she likes the Grinch. 04:41.406 --> 04:42.787 [SPEAKER_00]: She's Gen Z. I think they do. 04:43.949 --> 04:48.515 [SPEAKER_00]: Um, but he was photographed Taylor Momsin, which is really cute because she was the elf. 04:48.855 --> 04:49.556 [SPEAKER_00]: I don't know what she was. 04:49.576 --> 04:51.679 [SPEAKER_00]: The who, the whoville, the who bitch? 04:51.699 --> 04:52.000 [SPEAKER_00]: I don't know. 04:52.701 --> 04:54.303 [SPEAKER_00]: She was a character in that movie as a kid. 04:54.363 --> 04:56.005 [SPEAKER_00]: So it's cute 04:56.390 --> 05:01.417 [SPEAKER_00]: But boy, he's got some face work and it's it's jarring. 05:01.438 --> 05:01.998 [SPEAKER_00]: I don't like it. 05:02.038 --> 05:06.084 [SPEAKER_00]: The man with the rubber face, you know, he more, more rubber than mine. 05:07.707 --> 05:09.670 [SPEAKER_00]: You can't, I don't want him to get the face work. 05:09.730 --> 05:11.092 [SPEAKER_00]: I thought he was removed from Hollywood. 05:11.112 --> 05:12.314 [SPEAKER_00]: I thought he was above this shit. 05:12.354 --> 05:13.295 [SPEAKER_00]: He is above this shit. 05:13.315 --> 05:15.078 [SPEAKER_00]: He doesn't need to, he's a man number one. 05:15.358 --> 05:17.942 [SPEAKER_00]: Men don't have to touch their fucking faces. 05:17.922 --> 05:32.405 [SPEAKER_00]: He's a retired actor, number two, so you know, my old thing is like if you're an actor, you really shouldn't be touching your face because you see what happens like Kim Kardashian and that new show that apparently is not good, you know, it's like why Kim Kardashian is not a great actress. 05:32.625 --> 05:36.011 [SPEAKER_00]: You know, I know she acts on keeping up with the Kardashians, but she acts as herself. 05:36.071 --> 05:37.433 [SPEAKER_00]: So it's a little easier. 05:38.155 --> 05:47.465 [SPEAKER_00]: When you see Kim act any moat and try to be sad or mad or bitchy or whatever in that show, all's fair, I think it's called. 05:48.206 --> 05:50.628 [SPEAKER_00]: It's insane because her face does not move. 05:50.728 --> 05:54.032 [SPEAKER_00]: So maybe she could be a fantastic actress. 05:54.112 --> 05:57.816 [SPEAKER_00]: If she was able to show the emotion on her face, but that is not an option. 05:58.096 --> 06:00.319 [SPEAKER_00]: I mean, it is frozen like Elsa bitch. 06:01.059 --> 06:07.386 [SPEAKER_00]: So I'm always on the side of if you're an actor, do minimal work, don't make it obvious. 06:07.366 --> 06:17.067 [SPEAKER_00]: I know that he's retired now for now and but he is like the man with the fucking rubber face They're can't be only one of us with this goddamn face. 06:17.407 --> 06:21.135 [SPEAKER_00]: I can't be the only one walking around with vintage gym carry face. 06:21.336 --> 06:22.438 [SPEAKER_00]: Please 06:22.418 --> 06:24.682 [SPEAKER_00]: I love Jim Carey's movies. 06:25.102 --> 06:29.790 [SPEAKER_00]: I don't want to see Jim Carey go down the route of Mickey Rork. 06:29.810 --> 06:33.737 [SPEAKER_00]: I mean, it could be dangerously close when you get up in that age and you start tightening things. 06:33.777 --> 06:35.199 [SPEAKER_00]: And when you smile, there's no wrinkles. 06:35.279 --> 06:36.882 [SPEAKER_00]: Bring back the wrinkles, Jim. 06:36.942 --> 06:39.907 [SPEAKER_00]: You don't even need to bad face work. 06:39.927 --> 06:41.389 [SPEAKER_00]: You're a man. 06:41.369 --> 06:42.350 [SPEAKER_00]: Who is this for? 06:42.411 --> 06:44.634 [SPEAKER_00]: Women have the weird standards. 06:45.074 --> 06:46.697 [SPEAKER_00]: The weird fucking beauty standards. 06:46.717 --> 06:47.478 [SPEAKER_00]: You know, I get it. 06:47.538 --> 06:50.062 [SPEAKER_00]: But if you're a man, you're allowed to age. 06:50.262 --> 06:55.109 [SPEAKER_00]: No one is batting an eye when there's a wrinkled mother fucker on on the screen. 06:55.269 --> 06:56.992 [SPEAKER_00]: It's like, oh, yeah, it's just a guy. 06:57.092 --> 06:58.534 [SPEAKER_00]: You're allowed to have wrinkles. 07:00.016 --> 07:01.979 [SPEAKER_00]: I just, I do love Jim Carrey. 07:01.999 --> 07:05.966 [SPEAKER_00]: He's given me a great childhood with movies and you know, always look up to him. 07:06.006 --> 07:07.288 [SPEAKER_00]: I'm not like a huge stand. 07:07.548 --> 07:10.753 [SPEAKER_00]: There's a lot of things I know about Jim Carrey that I've learned against my will. 07:10.893 --> 07:12.957 [SPEAKER_00]: I don't need to know that he's a cap of corn. 07:13.418 --> 07:15.120 [SPEAKER_00]: Hey, that was something I never needed to know. 07:15.381 --> 07:19.307 [SPEAKER_00]: Found that out from my years of being on social media. 07:20.030 --> 07:33.069 [SPEAKER_00]: I appreciate Jim Carrey for the work that he's done as a comedic actor and as a dramatic actor, as an actor as a whole, as a comedian, you know, and obviously we do share the face. 07:33.910 --> 07:35.973 [SPEAKER_00]: You know, I've never had to like practice it. 07:36.073 --> 07:37.174 [SPEAKER_00]: It's just always been there. 07:38.156 --> 07:43.804 [SPEAKER_00]: And it just kind of makes me little sad to see him getting a little tightened, filled it up in Botot. 07:43.824 --> 07:45.987 [SPEAKER_00]: Like you don't need to do it, dude. 07:45.967 --> 08:00.077 [SPEAKER_00]: you don't no one is no one wants that we all like the gym I can't be the only one you can't be like oh yeah the frail lesbian has the vintage jacy look I don't want that title um 08:01.222 --> 08:03.486 [SPEAKER_00]: It is drawing though, and hopefully he tones it down. 08:03.526 --> 08:07.714 [SPEAKER_00]: I did make a video, you know, part of me think things like, I shouldn't comment on this. 08:08.074 --> 08:09.878 [SPEAKER_00]: You know, I don't think I'll ever meet Jim Carrey. 08:10.278 --> 08:11.160 [SPEAKER_00]: I've never reached out. 08:11.220 --> 08:12.122 [SPEAKER_00]: I've never tried to. 08:12.562 --> 08:13.785 [SPEAKER_00]: I'm not trying to bother the guy. 08:13.845 --> 08:15.968 [SPEAKER_00]: I'm sure he's already like, God, this girl, you know. 08:17.131 --> 08:19.635 [SPEAKER_00]: But I try not to be like, you know, 08:19.835 --> 08:24.644 [SPEAKER_00]: There is, if I really wanted to be annoying and capitalize off of this face, I could have. 08:25.406 --> 08:36.747 [SPEAKER_00]: And I could really be cringy and I could really be embarrassing and just go full into cosplay and only do videos where I'm dressed up as Jim Cari and only do brand videos where I'm selling Clawox bleach. 08:36.727 --> 08:46.660 [SPEAKER_00]: as Jim, you know, and be really fucking obnoxious with it, but I've always wanted to be a comedian, and I'm a stand-out comic, and I'm just trying to, you know, I always wanted to make a name for my own. 08:47.041 --> 08:55.512 [SPEAKER_00]: I appreciate that this has gotten me attention that I look like Jim, and I really do appreciate Jim Kerry for the movies he's made, but... 08:55.492 --> 08:57.215 [SPEAKER_00]: I don't even know where I was going with this. 08:58.717 --> 09:09.453 [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, I was debating whether to even comment on it, make a video on it, because I don't want it to just seem like I'm just always talking about Jim Care. 09:09.473 --> 09:10.294 [SPEAKER_00]: I'm really not, though. 09:10.314 --> 09:14.901 [SPEAKER_00]: I mean, if you go to my social media, I very rarely do videos anymore referencing Jim Carey. 09:15.505 --> 09:21.256 [SPEAKER_00]: I'm trying to let that man live, and you know, I've never reached out to him. 09:21.276 --> 09:24.642 [SPEAKER_00]: I've never tried to set up anything I've never heard from him. 09:24.662 --> 09:33.379 [SPEAKER_00]: I kind of like it where we're just, we just never meet, we just, so it's not as meta. 09:34.945 --> 09:48.803 [SPEAKER_00]: But yeah, I just I was debating making that video because I just don't want to be like, you know, he is he is an inspiration and I'm not trying to be rude, but he's got a tone on the Facebook. 09:48.843 --> 09:49.764 [SPEAKER_00]: We just has to do it. 09:49.784 --> 09:55.992 [SPEAKER_00]: I, you know, I don't, you know, if this, if this makes him mad, I'll probably never see it who cares, but 09:57.322 --> 10:11.517 [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, I just mean we love your face and I say that as someone who has your face your face is so gorgeous and just one in a million and anybody who has your face is wow just a god or a goddess and I'm just getting 10:11.564 --> 10:14.609 [SPEAKER_00]: But you know, I do have a sauce box for Jim Carey, how can you not? 10:14.649 --> 10:19.497 [SPEAKER_00]: Thank God, I look like him and not like Jeffrey Epstein. 10:19.577 --> 10:27.970 [SPEAKER_00]: God, can you man, there was a guy in Potstown, Pennsylvania who was in the audience and I kept calling him Epstein because he had Epstein's face and what a bummer of a face to have. 10:27.950 --> 10:30.877 [SPEAKER_00]: If I were to have any man's face, I'm glad it's Jim Carries. 10:30.938 --> 10:36.892 [SPEAKER_00]: He's a comedic legend who has done more for the 90s than Bill Clinton never will. 10:37.975 --> 10:39.158 [SPEAKER_00]: And we love him. 10:39.680 --> 10:41.604 [SPEAKER_00]: Hopefully you can reel in that plastic surgery. 10:41.785 --> 10:44.271 [SPEAKER_00]: All right, let's get to these emails speaking of Epstein. 10:45.128 --> 10:47.210 [SPEAKER_00]: I was trying to do, here's what I'm gonna do. 10:47.531 --> 10:52.797 [SPEAKER_00]: I wrote a chunk of jokes that I was trying on stage all last week and in Dallas, Texas. 10:53.237 --> 10:54.519 [SPEAKER_00]: And some of the jokes worked. 10:55.380 --> 11:07.373 [SPEAKER_00]: They're very topical, very, you know, flash in the pan jokes, meaning like in three, in, you know, fucking month I can't be saying these jokes because they're so topical and like it'll be old news. 11:07.393 --> 11:13.380 [SPEAKER_00]: So I'm gonna share the jokes with you now that I wrote because some of them worked on stage and others just kind of, 11:13.360 --> 11:17.332 [SPEAKER_00]: didn't work and it's because it's really hard to make pedophilia funny. 11:17.392 --> 11:26.138 [SPEAKER_00]: It's just it's not that I'm trying to make pedophilia funny I'm trying to talk about these topics and like sometimes the audience I did four shows in Dallas Thanks for coming out if you did 11:26.658 --> 11:31.124 [SPEAKER_00]: Some of the jokes are good and then some of just like, uh, this is just it's hard. 11:31.485 --> 11:32.206 [SPEAKER_00]: You know, it's hard. 11:32.246 --> 11:37.052 [SPEAKER_00]: So I'm going to share with you with these jokes We're because I'm probably never going to say him again on stage again. 11:37.092 --> 11:41.659 [SPEAKER_00]: They're just so quick in the news They're throwaway jokes. 11:41.999 --> 11:53.475 [SPEAKER_00]: Um, I think I started with, um, you know, the emails I was talking about Epstein and one of the emails a Jeffrey Epstein referred to Donald Trump is like the most Vile man he's ever met which is just amazing 11:53.455 --> 12:01.788 [SPEAKER_00]: the most prolific pedophile that we know in America sees Trump and he's like, God, that guy is a creep. 12:01.808 --> 12:03.250 [SPEAKER_00]: Oh, he gives me the hevy jeepies. 12:03.931 --> 12:05.113 [SPEAKER_00]: It's fun to think about that. 12:05.353 --> 12:08.158 [SPEAKER_00]: Jeffrey Epstein calling someone else the most violent. 12:08.178 --> 12:10.822 [SPEAKER_00]: That's like Casey Anthony calling someone else a bad mother. 12:11.843 --> 12:12.725 [SPEAKER_00]: It's just like, what? 12:12.765 --> 12:15.649 [SPEAKER_00]: That the the the the the bar is in hell. 12:17.198 --> 12:19.725 [SPEAKER_00]: I talked about how it was harder to be maga these days. 12:19.846 --> 12:21.731 [SPEAKER_00]: It's getting harder and harder to be maga. 12:22.032 --> 12:22.393 [SPEAKER_00]: It is. 12:22.734 --> 12:26.063 [SPEAKER_00]: It's always been hard to be maga because you read it at first grade level if you're maga. 12:26.705 --> 12:28.430 [SPEAKER_00]: I don't even know how maga grocery shops. 12:28.791 --> 12:30.516 [SPEAKER_00]: I think they just go by colors. 12:31.238 --> 12:33.102 [SPEAKER_00]: I don't, yeah, they're not reading those labels. 12:33.122 --> 12:34.044 [SPEAKER_00]: They don't know what's going on. 12:34.405 --> 12:37.151 [SPEAKER_00]: They go in and they go, is this soup and they're just holding fruity pebbles? 12:37.291 --> 12:39.576 [SPEAKER_00]: You know, I think they just got a shot by colors. 12:39.656 --> 12:40.498 [SPEAKER_00]: It's hard to be mega. 12:40.959 --> 12:51.441 [SPEAKER_00]: But now it's even harder because you, you are, you take on the stance of Republican issues so you take on pro, you're pro life, but now you have to defend a pedophile. 12:52.349 --> 13:00.882 [SPEAKER_00]: which I guess makes sense that you'd want kids around if you're going to defend a pedophile, but you know, that's a hard thing to be like, you know, children deserve to live. 13:01.623 --> 13:04.768 [SPEAKER_00]: That's a hard stance to take when you're also supporting pedophilia. 13:04.788 --> 13:12.240 [SPEAKER_00]: The mega just has to be like, all, all children deserve to live long enough to see Trump's dick. 13:12.440 --> 13:14.323 [SPEAKER_00]: You know, it's, it's, it's a hard, 13:15.350 --> 13:21.035 [SPEAKER_00]: Um, that one didn't go well, a lot of the, a lot of the audience did not like that line. 13:21.516 --> 13:25.259 [SPEAKER_00]: And then I had another line about how you can't be pro-life. 13:26.501 --> 13:29.403 [SPEAKER_00]: If you're going to support a pedophile, you better also support abortion. 13:29.583 --> 13:32.486 [SPEAKER_00]: Like you can't, you can't have your cake and fuck it, too. 13:33.127 --> 13:35.409 [SPEAKER_00]: And that was another line that the audience did not like. 13:35.669 --> 13:36.190 [SPEAKER_00]: It's hard. 13:36.290 --> 13:36.670 [SPEAKER_00]: I get it. 13:36.770 --> 13:39.593 [SPEAKER_00]: It's a dark subject and sometimes it's too fresh. 13:40.714 --> 13:42.876 [SPEAKER_00]: We've only had these emails for 10 years. 13:42.957 --> 13:44.363 [SPEAKER_00]: Some of these emails are like from 2012. 13:45.729 --> 13:53.541 [SPEAKER_00]: It's just so funny that people will hold on to things and just to just to play them at the right time, like it's a game, like these aren't victims. 13:55.208 --> 14:01.535 [SPEAKER_00]: And then another bit that did not work the entire weekend was how it's just crazy that Trump was doing all of these things. 14:02.476 --> 14:09.203 [SPEAKER_00]: As, you know, he doesn't drink, Trump he notoriously does not drink alcohol, he doesn't do drugs, maybe add or all during the day, especially now. 14:09.844 --> 14:13.668 [SPEAKER_00]: But it's not like he's drinking and getting real fucked up on everything, on anything. 14:13.688 --> 14:21.537 [SPEAKER_00]: He's doing, it's crazy to think that he's doing all of these heinous acts as a sober, he just, Stone Cold sober. 14:21.517 --> 14:30.902 [SPEAKER_00]: Like that's very funny to think about like that he is just going into these situations completely sober in his right mind and doing these horrible horrific things. 14:31.253 --> 14:53.346 [SPEAKER_00]: because it's not like a ditty party where people get fucked up and not to excuse what happened to ditty's parties when it came to like little pop stars little pop star boys uh... but um... you know you could you could kind of under you could see oh if somebody drank a lot did a lot of molly they wake up in the morning like what the fuck happened you know like what we did what 14:53.326 --> 15:05.759 [SPEAKER_00]: But Trump's just sober through the whole thing going to bed sober well rested waking up in the morning being like I remember everything that happened who wants to golf That one didn't do well on stage. 15:05.799 --> 15:06.140 [SPEAKER_00]: I don't know. 15:06.361 --> 15:08.787 [SPEAKER_00]: Maybe I wasn't you let me know 15:09.121 --> 15:10.663 [SPEAKER_00]: These are bits that I tried out. 15:10.783 --> 15:11.504 [SPEAKER_00]: Some of them worked. 15:12.525 --> 15:15.329 [SPEAKER_00]: So we're Trump thing, people didn't really understand or care. 15:15.730 --> 15:16.591 [SPEAKER_00]: Or maybe it's just not funny. 15:16.991 --> 15:20.055 [SPEAKER_00]: But, you know, I figure I gotta put these jokes somewhere. 15:20.095 --> 15:22.859 [SPEAKER_00]: I can't put these online on my social media. 15:22.879 --> 15:23.760 [SPEAKER_00]: They will get taken down. 15:23.820 --> 15:25.863 [SPEAKER_00]: I can't say you can't have your cake and fuck it, too. 15:25.903 --> 15:26.764 [SPEAKER_00]: Like that's not gonna work. 15:27.325 --> 15:28.326 [SPEAKER_00]: Please, I know my limits. 15:31.250 --> 15:34.614 [SPEAKER_00]: But yeah, this is a mouth fart heavy episode. 15:34.674 --> 15:36.296 [SPEAKER_00]: Sorry, what are you gonna sue me? 15:36.456 --> 15:36.917 [SPEAKER_00]: I don't care. 15:38.281 --> 15:47.910 [SPEAKER_00]: Um, but you can understand I can't put these anywhere so I'm just going to put them here for your for your years and if you hated it great You're like Dallas, Texas. 15:48.411 --> 15:48.651 [SPEAKER_00]: God. 15:48.691 --> 15:50.152 [SPEAKER_00]: I did not like Dallas, Texas. 15:50.192 --> 15:52.555 [SPEAKER_00]: I realized this visit because I was driving in Dallas. 15:52.615 --> 16:04.626 [SPEAKER_00]: I realized I don't like I think I'd like Dallas if I was ubering everywhere But I had to drive in Dallas and I was kind of downtown and deep-elamaria and I Don't fucking like Dallas, man 16:04.606 --> 16:06.368 [SPEAKER_00]: Don't fucking make me drive there ever again. 16:06.408 --> 16:07.890 [SPEAKER_00]: Every fucking time I got on the highway. 16:07.910 --> 16:08.932 [SPEAKER_00]: I was on the wrong exit. 16:08.952 --> 16:09.993 [SPEAKER_00]: I took the wrong thing. 16:10.013 --> 16:10.634 [SPEAKER_00]: I fucking hate it. 16:10.954 --> 16:11.976 [SPEAKER_00]: I can drive almost anywhere. 16:12.677 --> 16:13.257 [SPEAKER_00]: Not Dallas. 16:15.560 --> 16:18.164 [SPEAKER_00]: Marjorie Taylor Green isn't a feud with Trump. 16:19.866 --> 16:22.029 [SPEAKER_00]: You know, things are going on. 16:22.049 --> 16:23.811 [SPEAKER_00]: There's a war between the M.T.G. 16:24.151 --> 16:27.115 [SPEAKER_00]: Who was like the mega mouthpiece for women, especially. 16:27.616 --> 16:33.043 [SPEAKER_00]: She's a, you know, she's mega mega mispiggy. 16:34.120 --> 16:40.125 [SPEAKER_00]: You know, Marjorie Taylor Green is now on this this run of like clearing her name getting a far away from Maga. 16:40.486 --> 16:48.593 [SPEAKER_00]: She was all up Maga's asshole during the good years, during his first presidency and even after during, during Biden's, you know, term. 16:49.254 --> 16:52.937 [SPEAKER_00]: She was all up Maga's but she was, she was, she was gargling Maga's balls. 16:53.017 --> 16:56.460 [SPEAKER_00]: She was taken Maga's shaft into her mouth and sucking it down to the base. 16:56.600 --> 17:04.127 [SPEAKER_00]: She was Maga through and through and you can jot, if you're 17:04.107 --> 17:12.096 [SPEAKER_00]: Um, you know, she clearly is just trying to distance herself from maga because maga is a sinking ship at this point. 17:13.157 --> 17:26.212 [SPEAKER_00]: Uh, the more information it comes out, the more that Trump really fucked up the economy and the shutdown and, you know, uh, you know, uh, you know, tariffs where we're, we started with tariffs and everything is just really bad in this country now. 17:26.252 --> 17:27.673 [SPEAKER_00]: The ice is insane. 17:27.694 --> 17:29.395 [SPEAKER_00]: It's, it's really just a sinking ship. 17:29.435 --> 17:31.718 [SPEAKER_00]: It's bad when when people like Andrew Schultzer, 17:31.698 --> 17:47.203 [SPEAKER_00]: Distancing themselves with Theo, people who are platforming Trump and his administration are now kind of going like, oh god I didn't but I'm not I don't support this, you know Marjorie Taylor Green is doing the same thing that these comedy podcasters are doing. 17:47.523 --> 17:55.596 [SPEAKER_00]: She's just like Theo Vaughn in a dress You know, she's just kind of she's scared shitless about not getting reelected 17:55.576 --> 17:56.798 [SPEAKER_00]: She needs to get re-elected. 17:56.818 --> 17:58.141 [SPEAKER_00]: She wants to run for president. 17:58.722 --> 18:00.686 [SPEAKER_00]: That won't happen if she gets outstitched. 18:00.786 --> 18:08.540 [SPEAKER_00]: So, you know, if she doesn't get re-elected, then there's probably a very slim chance that she can even go far in the next presidential election as a nominee. 18:10.023 --> 18:11.446 [SPEAKER_00]: We see right through her bullshit. 18:11.506 --> 18:15.955 [SPEAKER_00]: I don't believe that she's a good person or has seen the light or cares at all. 18:16.015 --> 18:17.297 [SPEAKER_00]: She's a politician. 18:17.986 --> 18:21.050 [SPEAKER_00]: They, whatever will make them succeed, they'll say. 18:21.110 --> 18:24.655 [SPEAKER_00]: So right now, the cool thing now is to be against mega. 18:25.136 --> 18:26.417 [SPEAKER_00]: It was fine to be mega. 18:26.438 --> 18:27.779 [SPEAKER_00]: It was fine to be a giant. 18:28.580 --> 18:28.941 [SPEAKER_00]: Cunt. 18:29.642 --> 18:30.303 [SPEAKER_00]: It was fine. 18:30.343 --> 18:30.904 [SPEAKER_00]: It worked. 18:31.685 --> 18:32.846 [SPEAKER_00]: Now it's not working. 18:33.147 --> 18:34.529 [SPEAKER_00]: Now you got to be against that. 18:35.089 --> 18:37.092 [SPEAKER_00]: Now you got to be, you know, 18:37.072 --> 18:46.386 [SPEAKER_00]: Every against dice and against you know keeping the Epstein files away from the public eye Now that's how you get reelected so she's just another congress person. 18:46.406 --> 18:52.996 [SPEAKER_00]: I mean she's just another politician You're just doing what she needs to do to survive But it is fun to see the girls fighting the girls are fighting bitch. 18:53.036 --> 18:58.945 [SPEAKER_00]: It's white on white crime It's the Battle of the Bronzers too horribly died haired people 18:59.971 --> 19:00.973 [SPEAKER_00]: just yelling at each other. 19:01.033 --> 19:01.434 [SPEAKER_00]: I love it. 19:01.834 --> 19:02.275 [SPEAKER_00]: It's great. 19:03.317 --> 19:11.252 [SPEAKER_00]: It's what I imagine children of divorce parents witnessed every, every Christmas when they get, they get back in the same room just for like an hour. 19:11.312 --> 19:16.241 [SPEAKER_00]: The parents hate each other and they're just going at each other and like God, you guys are both losers. 19:16.382 --> 19:17.203 [SPEAKER_00]: What are you doing? 19:18.466 --> 19:23.553 [SPEAKER_00]: Let's see, Marjorie Taylor Greene, who Trump is calling Marjorie Trader Greene. 19:24.335 --> 19:32.947 [SPEAKER_00]: Marjorie Taylor Greene said Sunday that her very public fall out with President Donald Trump has all come down to the Epstein files and that is shocking. 19:33.107 --> 19:33.828 [SPEAKER_00]: Is it shocking? 19:34.770 --> 19:36.272 [SPEAKER_00]: Is it shocking? 19:37.872 --> 20:07.120 [SPEAKER_00]: uh... she really wants to release the obscene file she supports that uh... good for her i guess i mean you know this is like the it is the lowest of the lowest bar to be like hey you should support the release of files that that indicate who and who and who and who did not participate in pedophilia uh... trump said all i see wacky marjorie do is complain complaint complaint 20:08.686 --> 20:21.548 [SPEAKER_00]: uh... she's a raging lunatic he said and announced who is pulling his endorsement now for which i think she's fine with she doesn't she's trying to distance herself from trump and maga how much maga is left is it just all people that don't have teeth 20:21.950 --> 20:31.843 [SPEAKER_00]: How many, you know, I saw a TikTok that people being like, yeah, my neighbor, my crazy neighbor who had crazy Trump memorabilia and souvenirs on his lawn, they've all been removed. 20:32.263 --> 20:36.289 [SPEAKER_00]: People are quietly not supporting Trump anymore. 20:36.309 --> 20:38.412 [SPEAKER_00]: They're quietly taking down their Trump stuff. 20:38.972 --> 20:46.883 [SPEAKER_00]: It's getting to a point now where if you are still on board with Trump, you just, you know, you fail an IQ test. 20:46.903 --> 20:51.028 [SPEAKER_00]: I don't even know if you can fail it, but you would, you'd find a way to get a negative score. 20:52.274 --> 20:58.143 [SPEAKER_00]: Trump said he has, with drawing his support and endorsement of Marjorie Taylor Greene, um, and he called her a trader. 20:58.203 --> 21:04.432 [SPEAKER_00]: Marjorie said, those are the types of words that can radicalize people against me and put my life and danger. 21:04.452 --> 21:06.795 [SPEAKER_00]: I mean, you know, whatever. 21:06.935 --> 21:10.801 [SPEAKER_00]: She received a hotbed of threats fueled and egged on by the most powerful man in the world. 21:12.043 --> 21:18.973 [SPEAKER_00]: I don't know if he's the most powerful in the world to be honest, um, you know, I think Bieber has more power at this point than Trump. 21:21.383 --> 21:25.513 [SPEAKER_00]: Marjorie said I do support him and his administration, his remarks, of course, have been hurtful. 21:25.593 --> 21:30.606 [SPEAKER_00]: Unfortunately, it has all come down that the Epstein files I will continue to do my small part to get the files released. 21:31.247 --> 21:33.132 [SPEAKER_00]: Anybody who believes that Trump... 21:33.736 --> 21:38.662 [SPEAKER_00]: is loyal or wouldn't go against you in the flip of a switch. 21:38.902 --> 21:40.264 [SPEAKER_00]: The minigas speak bad about him. 21:40.284 --> 21:41.765 [SPEAKER_00]: He'll fucking throw you under the bus. 21:42.426 --> 21:47.793 [SPEAKER_00]: I mean, these are the things that were in the emails, uh, you know, uh, Epstein was saying he kind of fucking hated Donald. 21:47.813 --> 21:49.414 [SPEAKER_00]: He was like the worst person ever. 21:49.975 --> 21:52.798 [SPEAKER_00]: He just had no sense of morality. 21:52.839 --> 21:55.221 [SPEAKER_00]: There was no, not a good bone in his body. 21:55.281 --> 22:00.047 [SPEAKER_00]: And this is from Epstein, Epstein, the human sex trafficking machine. 22:02.086 --> 22:04.389 [SPEAKER_00]: you know, so it's just wild. 22:04.529 --> 22:11.337 [SPEAKER_00]: I would never want to get close to somebody like Trump no matter what he was promising because he will burn that bridge so fast. 22:11.517 --> 22:13.099 [SPEAKER_00]: He is good for burning bridges. 22:13.139 --> 22:14.720 [SPEAKER_00]: It's all look at his first administration. 22:14.740 --> 22:16.082 [SPEAKER_00]: Where is everybody that worked for him? 22:16.442 --> 22:24.492 [SPEAKER_00]: Rudy Giuliani's scooting around a fucking roader-rooter scooter in Walmart paying for things and in, you know, food stamps paying for things in pennies. 22:24.512 --> 22:28.296 [SPEAKER_00]: He's got the last penny that's been penny that's been minted and pressed and made. 22:28.316 --> 22:30.979 [SPEAKER_00]: He's got the last one trying to pay for things with it. 22:30.959 --> 22:32.021 [SPEAKER_00]: Everybody's been burned. 22:32.041 --> 22:32.803 [SPEAKER_00]: Where's Mike Pence? 22:32.883 --> 22:33.304 [SPEAKER_00]: You don't know. 22:33.404 --> 22:33.764 [SPEAKER_00]: Grinder? 22:33.885 --> 22:34.426 [SPEAKER_00]: Have no idea. 22:36.149 --> 22:41.259 [SPEAKER_00]: And it will be much more satisfying to see the people that are in this current administration burned. 22:41.339 --> 22:42.120 [SPEAKER_00]: Caroline love it. 22:42.401 --> 22:43.724 [SPEAKER_00]: I mean, after all, this is sudden done. 22:43.804 --> 22:44.866 [SPEAKER_00]: What is she going to be doing? 22:45.747 --> 22:48.613 [SPEAKER_00]: You know, Pete Higgs-F. My God. 22:49.895 --> 22:51.218 [SPEAKER_00]: I was just reminded of Matt Gates. 22:51.278 --> 22:53.322 [SPEAKER_00]: I totally forgot about Matt Gates. 22:53.302 --> 23:10.667 [SPEAKER_00]: You know, remember when he was so fucking annoying, he's come out, there's allegations against him, you know, basically having a 16 year old at sex parties and he, you know, she needed to pay for braces, so she just, she was like, yeah, I'll just have sex with your friends and you and he was like, here's 400 dollars. 23:10.728 --> 23:17.217 [SPEAKER_00]: I mean, there's whole thing on it, but yeah, these, these are all just bridges that get burned eventually, shouldn't get close to somebody like Trump. 23:18.867 --> 23:25.938 [SPEAKER_00]: Um, but, you know, Marjorie's just doing the thing where she's, she's got to get re-elected. 23:26.399 --> 23:28.683 [SPEAKER_00]: You know, people are like, I can't believe I'm agreeing with Marjorie Taylor. 23:28.723 --> 23:35.354 [SPEAKER_00]: Marjorie Taylor is agreeing with you, okay, and, you know, I just implore you to see through it. 23:36.255 --> 23:39.340 [SPEAKER_00]: I implore you to see through any politician, really. 23:39.320 --> 23:41.506 [SPEAKER_00]: They're not, they don't, they don't give up. 23:41.526 --> 23:43.050 [SPEAKER_00]: They're just going to say, they're actors. 23:43.491 --> 23:44.775 [SPEAKER_00]: They're going to say what's on the page. 23:45.617 --> 23:49.007 [SPEAKER_00]: They're going to say whatever makes them who is going to make them successful. 23:49.889 --> 23:50.872 [SPEAKER_00]: Okay. 23:50.892 --> 23:54.983 [SPEAKER_00]: Very few are actually public servants, most are just really into insider trading. 23:55.267 --> 24:11.453 [SPEAKER_00]: uh... megan arkelly is coming out being fucking crazy megan arkelly that's the new internet's name for her uh... while a back while back megan kelly arkelly spoke about dry queen saying what is distressing is what's being done to kids 24:11.433 --> 24:12.275 [SPEAKER_00]: There is a problem. 24:13.036 --> 24:16.744 [SPEAKER_00]: If you are not equally outraged about it, then you're part of the problem. 24:16.824 --> 24:21.554 [SPEAKER_00]: And that was about drag queens and presumably drag queens reading the kids, which I don't support. 24:21.594 --> 24:29.410 [SPEAKER_00]: Drag queens belong in bars where the floors are sticky, the lights are low, and they're flashing, they're perfectly tucked, crotch. 24:30.051 --> 24:30.773 [SPEAKER_00]: And I'm tipping them. 24:31.474 --> 24:32.817 [SPEAKER_00]: Sober, by the way. 24:32.797 --> 24:44.341 [SPEAKER_00]: I support dry queens being funny and irreverent, and I don't want dry queens being child-friendly, but if they are there to perform, they're essentially just clowns. 24:44.622 --> 24:47.287 [SPEAKER_00]: Okay, so we let clowns around kids why not dry queens. 24:47.387 --> 24:48.910 [SPEAKER_00]: They're just more beautiful women. 24:49.291 --> 24:49.692 [SPEAKER_00]: Okay? 24:50.380 --> 24:52.183 [SPEAKER_00]: That was Megan Cali talking about dry queens. 24:52.704 --> 24:56.512 [SPEAKER_00]: Here's Megan Cali talking about conservative men after these emails were leaked. 24:57.574 --> 24:59.698 [SPEAKER_00]: Quote, Epstein wasn't into eight year olds. 25:00.299 --> 25:02.042 [SPEAKER_00]: He liked the young teen types. 25:02.443 --> 25:05.088 [SPEAKER_00]: There's a difference between a 15 year old and a five year old. 25:06.531 --> 25:06.871 [SPEAKER_00]: OK. 25:08.474 --> 25:09.857 [SPEAKER_00]: So, you know. 25:10.630 --> 25:21.231 [SPEAKER_00]: Essentially saying, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, dude, she's 15, okay, she can almost legally vote. 25:21.700 --> 25:24.644 [SPEAKER_00]: Dude, she can almost legally drive a car. 25:25.024 --> 25:27.628 [SPEAKER_00]: I think she can have sex with a 50-year-old man. 25:28.549 --> 25:30.712 [SPEAKER_00]: It's not that harmful, she's not a child. 25:31.433 --> 25:38.322 [SPEAKER_00]: Legally, I know, she is still legally defined federally as a child, but she's 15, okay? 25:38.342 --> 25:39.103 [SPEAKER_00]: She's not five. 25:39.804 --> 25:40.965 [SPEAKER_00]: Epstein wasn't that creepy. 25:41.646 --> 25:44.310 [SPEAKER_00]: It sounded like it was a little baby, okay? 25:44.350 --> 25:47.193 [SPEAKER_00]: It was a 15-year-old, most of them get their periods around that time. 25:47.634 --> 25:49.176 [SPEAKER_00]: I mean, she might as well buy a house. 25:50.320 --> 25:52.649 [SPEAKER_00]: the mental gymnastics and the gross things. 25:53.211 --> 25:56.563 [SPEAKER_00]: Meanwhile, Megan R. Kelly has a teenage daughter, I believe. 25:57.387 --> 25:59.655 [SPEAKER_00]: So, God, that's got to feel good. 26:00.918 --> 26:04.985 [SPEAKER_00]: She referred to 15 and 16-year-old girls, because that's what they are, their girls. 26:05.646 --> 26:08.952 [SPEAKER_00]: She referred to 15 and 16-year-old girls as barely legal types. 26:09.753 --> 26:14.442 [SPEAKER_00]: Barely legal means 18, 18, 19, barely legal. 26:14.482 --> 26:15.924 [SPEAKER_00]: They're just the right at the legal. 26:16.485 --> 26:18.449 [SPEAKER_00]: These are not 14, 15, 16-year-olds. 26:18.469 --> 26:20.532 [SPEAKER_00]: Those are, how do you say it? 26:20.612 --> 26:20.993 [SPEAKER_00]: Children. 26:22.235 --> 26:22.656 [SPEAKER_00]: Children. 26:24.104 --> 26:26.567 [SPEAKER_00]: Um, it's just really gross. 26:27.869 --> 26:33.455 [SPEAKER_00]: Uh, if she wants to be technical, sure, I think she could have had a better point saying it's not pedophilia. 26:33.475 --> 26:39.623 [SPEAKER_00]: It's ebophilia or whatever that fucking one is where you want it, you're attracted to tweens and teens instead of fucking toddlers or whatever, sure. 26:39.683 --> 26:41.765 [SPEAKER_00]: It's all fucking gross. 26:42.266 --> 26:47.412 [SPEAKER_00]: There is no rationalizing, Jeffrey Epstein and whoever else is mentioned. 26:48.860 --> 27:00.028 [SPEAKER_00]: it's just really gross and then, but then to fain, you know, worry to fain worry about children in their lives because it drag queens. 27:00.048 --> 27:02.334 [SPEAKER_00]: You know, it's just, it's really gross Megan R. Kelly. 27:02.956 --> 27:05.923 [SPEAKER_00]: And this will be, this is a quote that will go down forever. 27:06.207 --> 27:14.477 [SPEAKER_00]: I mean, it's like, when all this dust is settled in 15, 20, 25, 30 years, these are the things that are going to stick out. 27:15.338 --> 27:22.007 [SPEAKER_00]: These statements, Megan R. Kelly saying that, hey, it's a 15 year old, it's not a big deal. 27:23.288 --> 27:27.253 [SPEAKER_00]: It's not like he was into eight year olds, you know, while having a team. 27:28.702 --> 27:55.958 [SPEAKER_00]: it's really it's it's desperate times when you got to defend the pedophile um... it really is and it kind of just feels like a lot of this is just it's gonna come back to bite these people i cannot believe a woman and no matter what you can be a conservative woman and understand that that a 15-year-old should should not be you know having being assaulted by men older men it's not consensual it's not it's not anything it's uh... you know 27:55.938 --> 27:57.100 [SPEAKER_00]: I don't know any 15. 27:57.180 --> 28:14.326 [SPEAKER_00]: I literally don't know any 15-year-olds, but if you do have a teenager in your life, a sister, a kid, a niece, a nephew, I mean, you can imagine that that person being surrounded by 45, 50, 55, 60-year-olds, and you wouldn't become thrilled with that. 28:15.427 --> 28:19.954 [SPEAKER_00]: So Megan Arcelli is a fucking creeper cell for even saying that. 28:21.166 --> 28:22.369 [SPEAKER_00]: We're not surprised, Ari. 28:22.810 --> 28:26.478 [SPEAKER_00]: Now Trump is saying that he's urging Republicans to back the release of the Epstein files. 28:26.518 --> 28:27.962 [SPEAKER_00]: I mean, it's been a quiet weekend for him. 28:28.062 --> 28:32.171 [SPEAKER_00]: All this stuff came out last week and weekend and he's been kind of ignoring it. 28:32.231 --> 28:39.428 [SPEAKER_00]: And now he's saying that he's calling on House Republicans to support and measure what that would compel the Justice Department to release the files. 28:39.408 --> 28:40.770 [SPEAKER_00]: I don't know what that's about. 28:40.810 --> 28:48.503 [SPEAKER_00]: I don't know if they will try to then veto whatever is voted on it, or if they'll try to redact information once they get the file. 28:48.523 --> 28:49.504 [SPEAKER_00]: I'm not really sure. 28:49.524 --> 28:54.953 [SPEAKER_00]: I think it's a good PR move for Trump to say, yes, I support obviously the files being 28:54.933 --> 28:55.514 [SPEAKER_00]: released. 28:55.534 --> 28:56.796 [SPEAKER_00]: He's kind of backed into a corner. 28:56.816 --> 28:58.899 [SPEAKER_00]: We're going to keep our eye on that and see where that happens. 28:58.959 --> 29:02.764 [SPEAKER_00]: But it's all really, it's just crazy how desensitized we are to what's going on. 29:02.864 --> 29:08.092 [SPEAKER_00]: It's all really incredibly insidious and gross and creepy and disgusting. 29:08.292 --> 29:12.077 [SPEAKER_00]: And it's hard to make it to make jokes about it, to make light of it. 29:12.117 --> 29:13.920 [SPEAKER_00]: But that is kind of where we're at. 29:15.571 --> 29:16.973 [SPEAKER_00]: Shout out to Megan R. Kelly. 29:17.313 --> 29:21.379 [SPEAKER_00]: I hope your daughter emancipates herself from you and and goes no contact. 29:21.459 --> 29:22.100 [SPEAKER_00]: I really do. 29:22.480 --> 29:24.303 [SPEAKER_00]: Let's let me let me fact check that. 29:24.803 --> 29:25.624 [SPEAKER_00]: I want to make sure she. 29:26.165 --> 29:28.228 [SPEAKER_00]: I don't want to be talking out of bullshit. 29:28.849 --> 29:29.630 [SPEAKER_00]: Does she have a daughter. 29:30.931 --> 29:31.812 [SPEAKER_00]: This is so gross. 29:31.933 --> 29:32.954 [SPEAKER_00]: She has three children. 29:35.698 --> 29:37.340 [SPEAKER_00]: I'm trying to see. 29:37.360 --> 29:38.862 [SPEAKER_00]: She's a 13 year old dude. 29:38.902 --> 29:44.329 [SPEAKER_00]: She's a 13 year old daughter. 29:47.127 --> 29:57.579 [SPEAKER_00]: It's just she has a 13 or 14-year-old daughter the exact age as she was commenting on almost exact She's 15 so she's eight that's your fucking daughter dude. 29:57.599 --> 29:58.540 [SPEAKER_00]: You had you know your daughter. 29:58.580 --> 30:13.658 [SPEAKER_00]: You know your daughter's friends Kelly is a lifelong Roman Catholic that fucking checks out holy shit Jesus Christ dude if that was my mom I would be so like Hmm, I would just be wearing a zoron 30:15.022 --> 30:16.585 [SPEAKER_00]: just a zauron shirt every day. 30:17.207 --> 30:36.186 [SPEAKER_00]: Who's that one girl that like with post a bunch about her mom God damn I forget she was online a lot and she would post about her blonde conservative mom daughter of blonde politician and damn I tell you in Conway maybe 30:37.381 --> 30:38.502 [SPEAKER_00]: Let's see. 30:38.522 --> 30:40.064 [SPEAKER_00]: Is it Kellyanne Conway's? 30:40.405 --> 30:42.347 [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, I think it was Kellyanne Conway's daughter. 30:42.767 --> 30:43.829 [SPEAKER_00]: Claudia, yes! 30:44.109 --> 30:46.372 [SPEAKER_00]: Claudia Conway, she was a real one. 30:46.392 --> 30:51.338 [SPEAKER_00]: I don't know where she stands now, but she used to come out and be like, fuck my mom, she fucking sucks. 30:52.519 --> 30:55.623 [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, Claudia Conway, interesting. 30:55.883 --> 30:57.205 [SPEAKER_00]: I just forgot about Kellyanne Conway. 30:57.225 --> 30:59.307 [SPEAKER_00]: I don't know what she's doing. 30:59.327 --> 31:02.150 [SPEAKER_00]: I think she's a political consultant now, whatever the fuck that means. 31:02.451 --> 31:05.194 [SPEAKER_00]: OK. Well, wicked too. 31:06.912 --> 31:35.586 [SPEAKER_00]: uh... the press tour seems to be ramping up for wicked to featuring Ariana Grande and sent their revo i saw wicked the one wicked one i had a lot of thoughts i made a video about it uh... i'm gonna see wicked to just because i got a find out if jeff glow gold bloom is the dad i had i had i'm trying not to spoil myself i i was like is what was sent to a revo's character's name elphaba i had a feeling that jeff gold bloom's character's name i don't know what it is the wizard 31:36.106 --> 31:42.127 [SPEAKER_00]: Girl, I am so a passive viewer of the wicked, I call it the wicked, that's how passive of a viewer I am. 31:42.147 --> 31:46.302 [SPEAKER_00]: I'm not into this, I never got into the wicked. 31:47.581 --> 31:49.124 [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, I left. 31:49.144 --> 31:51.890 [SPEAKER_00]: I had a lot of thoughts on the the wicked one. 31:51.910 --> 31:55.738 [SPEAKER_00]: I left the theater thinking Jeff Goldblum. 31:55.838 --> 31:58.023 [SPEAKER_00]: The wizard was Elphabas dad. 31:58.363 --> 31:59.947 [SPEAKER_00]: I think that's really what's going on. 31:59.967 --> 32:05.358 [SPEAKER_00]: I mean, he was banging her mom right in the beginning of the movie. 32:05.438 --> 32:05.799 [SPEAKER_00]: I don't know. 32:05.839 --> 32:06.140 [SPEAKER_00]: Whatever. 32:06.180 --> 32:07.783 [SPEAKER_00]: We'll see what wicked two brings. 32:08.793 --> 32:13.799 [SPEAKER_00]: The wicked too, I can't say that I'm very already, I'm already over it. 32:14.000 --> 32:14.781 [SPEAKER_00]: I'm over the press. 32:15.041 --> 32:15.842 [SPEAKER_00]: I'm over the press story. 32:15.922 --> 32:18.906 [SPEAKER_00]: It was a really grueling press tour for the wicked one. 32:18.946 --> 32:22.771 [SPEAKER_00]: I don't think I'm mentally prepared for the wicked too, press tour. 32:22.791 --> 32:35.627 [SPEAKER_00]: I don't think there is enough patience in me to sit through Cynthia Arrivo and Ariana Grande looking deeply into each other's eyes with their long fingernails while crying. 32:35.607 --> 32:37.229 [SPEAKER_00]: Every interview they're crying. 32:37.269 --> 32:39.212 [SPEAKER_00]: Do you know why they're crying because they're fucking hungry? 32:39.953 --> 32:40.894 [SPEAKER_00]: That's why they're crying. 32:41.455 --> 32:48.404 [SPEAKER_00]: These women their body frame is it's it's insane I'm not trying to bought. 32:48.424 --> 32:50.828 [SPEAKER_00]: I'm not we have to live in reality. 32:51.509 --> 32:52.590 [SPEAKER_00]: I'm not body-shaming. 32:52.690 --> 32:53.612 [SPEAKER_00]: I just have two eyes. 32:53.772 --> 32:57.357 [SPEAKER_00]: They don't look well I'll tell you how they look. 32:57.617 --> 32:58.759 [SPEAKER_00]: Not well bitch. 32:59.279 --> 33:00.922 [SPEAKER_00]: They don't shout out to Derinda Medley. 33:01.362 --> 33:02.283 [SPEAKER_00]: They don't look well. 33:02.624 --> 33:03.505 [SPEAKER_00]: Okay 33:04.379 --> 33:10.549 [SPEAKER_00]: They look malnourished, incredibly skinny, gaunt, you know. 33:10.890 --> 33:14.055 [SPEAKER_00]: And I can't, I don't even wanna make a video of this online. 33:14.135 --> 33:19.644 [SPEAKER_00]: Anytime I make a video about a woman, there's always a woman's celebrity or a woman in the public eye. 33:19.785 --> 33:22.469 [SPEAKER_00]: I mean, I made one about Nancy Pelosi retiring. 33:22.790 --> 33:23.811 [SPEAKER_00]: That fucking dinosaur. 33:24.232 --> 33:30.302 [SPEAKER_00]: There's always someone that jumps in my comments and goes, wow, real nice to see women supporting women, 33:32.054 --> 33:38.669 [SPEAKER_00]: as if to say like you can't comment on anything a woman does because you're a woman and you shouldn't be tearing them down the way men do. 33:39.010 --> 33:43.379 [SPEAKER_00]: Hey, if that's a case, be right back going to defend Casey Anthony. 33:43.680 --> 33:45.204 [SPEAKER_00]: What the fuck are you talking about? 33:45.945 --> 33:48.070 [SPEAKER_00]: I believe in equality, okay? 33:48.491 --> 33:51.177 [SPEAKER_00]: That means I can talk about whoever the fuck I want. 33:51.157 --> 33:57.587 [SPEAKER_00]: women, men, gay, straight, black, Asian, rebel Wilson, whatever she is. 33:58.508 --> 33:59.951 [SPEAKER_00]: She's an Australian lesbian. 34:00.692 --> 34:01.012 [SPEAKER_00]: Okay. 34:02.575 --> 34:04.798 [SPEAKER_00]: You know, I can talk about whoever I believe in quality. 34:04.818 --> 34:07.983 [SPEAKER_00]: I'm not going to be like, oh, I can't talk about this because they also have a vagina. 34:08.744 --> 34:11.609 [SPEAKER_00]: I shouldn't ever talk bad about somebody with another clip. 34:11.969 --> 34:12.791 [SPEAKER_00]: Like, that's crazy. 34:13.311 --> 34:14.413 [SPEAKER_00]: That's insane. 34:14.950 --> 34:16.212 [SPEAKER_00]: everyone is fair game. 34:17.153 --> 34:20.518 [SPEAKER_00]: I think it's a really lazy argument because there are really bad women out there. 34:21.279 --> 34:22.201 [SPEAKER_00]: There's Casey Anthony. 34:22.221 --> 34:23.302 [SPEAKER_00]: There's Megan Arkelly. 34:23.402 --> 34:24.684 [SPEAKER_00]: What are you fucking talking about? 34:25.465 --> 34:26.207 [SPEAKER_00]: It's interesting. 34:26.247 --> 34:32.336 [SPEAKER_00]: And then when I talk about women that everyone is an ingredients as kind of evil, like Marjorie Taylor Greene, you don't hear those comments. 34:32.416 --> 34:37.363 [SPEAKER_00]: It's only when I'm talking about, I don't know, you know, Nancy Pelosi for God's sake. 34:38.187 --> 34:44.077 [SPEAKER_00]: It's liberal, it's mostly liberal women, I think, that are like, wow, women supporting women real nice. 34:44.177 --> 34:47.943 [SPEAKER_00]: But if I talk about someone they hate, then they're fucking mouth is shut, and they're enjoying the video. 34:47.963 --> 34:49.065 [SPEAKER_00]: I hate that hypocrisy. 34:50.608 --> 34:53.132 [SPEAKER_00]: You know, this is what equality is about. 34:53.212 --> 34:55.656 [SPEAKER_00]: Let me talk about everybody because we're all human beings. 34:56.918 --> 34:58.119 [SPEAKER_00]: Oh, I hate that argument. 34:58.279 --> 35:00.121 [SPEAKER_00]: Anyways, I'm just not looking forward to it. 35:00.142 --> 35:03.545 [SPEAKER_00]: I'm not going to make a video about this because, you know, I don't want to get attacked. 35:03.565 --> 35:08.210 [SPEAKER_00]: Do you know how many people are like complicit in this like they're totally healthy. 35:08.230 --> 35:09.091 [SPEAKER_00]: They're not healthy. 35:09.131 --> 35:10.333 [SPEAKER_00]: They're starving. 35:11.033 --> 35:11.774 [SPEAKER_00]: They're hungry. 35:11.794 --> 35:14.437 [SPEAKER_00]: They're crying because their hormones are so unbalanced. 35:14.457 --> 35:18.461 [SPEAKER_00]: They're incredibly talented music and singers and actors. 35:18.782 --> 35:21.745 [SPEAKER_00]: I, you know, there's no shade to them and they're talent and 35:21.725 --> 35:24.491 [SPEAKER_00]: I really enjoyed wicked for not knowing anything about the wicked. 35:24.952 --> 35:26.475 [SPEAKER_00]: I'm going to enjoy the wicked too. 35:26.615 --> 35:28.139 [SPEAKER_00]: I really like Ariana's music. 35:28.519 --> 35:30.704 [SPEAKER_00]: Cynthia Rivo, I love the shape of her head. 35:30.724 --> 35:32.508 [SPEAKER_00]: I don't really know anything about her music. 35:32.909 --> 35:36.797 [SPEAKER_00]: I'm just saying, outside of all that, they don't look well. 35:36.777 --> 35:38.499 [SPEAKER_00]: They look very unhealthy. 35:38.939 --> 35:44.925 [SPEAKER_00]: It does not look good if if there are young girls out there Which would be 15 16 those are girls. 35:45.266 --> 35:55.396 [SPEAKER_00]: They're a young women out there 19 2021 that maybe have issues with disorder Eating and they see Ariana Grande that fucking five foot one skeleton body. 35:55.416 --> 36:00.141 [SPEAKER_00]: I don't think they're gonna think like oh I should I should eat healthy. 36:01.122 --> 36:05.687 [SPEAKER_00]: I think this promotes really bad Body image issues 36:06.798 --> 36:11.205 [SPEAKER_00]: But I don't know, I'm also shocked because I don't know where they get the energy. 36:11.506 --> 36:16.995 [SPEAKER_00]: Like they are doing press junkets, they are doing interview after interview after interview, they're being very present. 36:17.556 --> 36:33.362 [SPEAKER_00]: They're very, I'll get, their interviews are very present, they're very emotional, you know, it's two theater kids with disordered eating, just almost about the faint talking about this movie and they have to talk about a nonstop and it just feels like 36:33.342 --> 36:35.985 [SPEAKER_00]: You know, and I've heard of my whole life as a skinny person. 36:36.005 --> 36:36.945 [SPEAKER_00]: You need to eat a sandwich. 36:37.206 --> 36:37.686 [SPEAKER_00]: That's fine. 36:37.786 --> 36:38.407 [SPEAKER_00]: I'll deal with it. 36:38.427 --> 36:38.787 [SPEAKER_00]: Whatever. 36:38.967 --> 36:44.253 [SPEAKER_00]: I'm sure I don't look super healthy to some people, but they are so tiny, bro. 36:44.633 --> 36:44.973 [SPEAKER_00]: I don't. 36:44.993 --> 36:54.142 [SPEAKER_00]: I just can't deal with the crying and the, it's like if you just had some nutrients in your body, I bet you wouldn't be as emotional, emotional about a musical. 36:55.083 --> 36:57.706 [SPEAKER_00]: Okay, you're not doing fucking Shawshank. 36:57.726 --> 37:02.370 [SPEAKER_00]: I mean, you're not doing like 37:03.515 --> 37:07.763 [SPEAKER_00]: I mean, I know it's, I'm sure theater kids out there like how dare you you dump bitch. 37:07.783 --> 37:08.764 [SPEAKER_00]: This is a moving film. 37:09.265 --> 37:09.566 [SPEAKER_00]: Sure. 37:10.427 --> 37:13.393 [SPEAKER_00]: We're talking about a movie where one of the professors is a goat. 37:15.657 --> 37:17.660 [SPEAKER_00]: Can we live, I mean, is it that serious? 37:18.762 --> 37:19.724 [SPEAKER_00]: It's just kind of funny. 37:20.545 --> 37:25.073 [SPEAKER_00]: It's just kind of funny that they are crying about a movie that features a CGI goat. 37:25.334 --> 37:25.995 [SPEAKER_00]: Okay. 37:26.920 --> 37:27.941 [SPEAKER_00]: It's a great film. 37:28.021 --> 37:33.668 [SPEAKER_00]: They're very talented, but I'm just not mentally prepared for the memes that are coming going to come out from this one. 37:33.808 --> 37:36.992 [SPEAKER_00]: They're just, they're, they're theater kids who need to eat a little. 37:37.172 --> 37:38.894 [SPEAKER_00]: They just, just some smoothies, even. 37:39.015 --> 37:39.775 [SPEAKER_00]: Get a smoothie. 37:40.596 --> 37:41.798 [SPEAKER_00]: I know chewing is achy. 37:41.918 --> 37:42.639 [SPEAKER_00]: Get a smoothie. 37:44.621 --> 37:48.346 [SPEAKER_00]: Ready to, I just feel like if they're putting something in their mouth and chewing it, they're, they're doing the Bethany Franklin. 37:48.366 --> 37:49.367 [SPEAKER_00]: They're spitting it in the cup. 37:50.478 --> 37:52.641 [SPEAKER_00]: I don't think Bethany Frinkle's taking in anything either. 37:52.681 --> 37:53.883 [SPEAKER_00]: She's got the sharp face. 37:53.903 --> 37:55.765 [SPEAKER_00]: You know who's really a victim of the sharp face? 37:55.886 --> 37:57.828 [SPEAKER_00]: It's Kelly Rippa and Mark and Swailus. 37:58.069 --> 37:58.569 [SPEAKER_00]: Is that his name? 37:58.770 --> 37:59.511 [SPEAKER_00]: Her husband, Mark. 37:59.771 --> 38:02.174 [SPEAKER_00]: God, I hope I'm not racist for just guessing and swit. 38:02.234 --> 38:02.855 [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah. 38:03.376 --> 38:03.917 [SPEAKER_00]: Mark and Swailus. 38:04.257 --> 38:06.000 [SPEAKER_00]: Those are some sharp mother fuckers. 38:06.060 --> 38:12.809 [SPEAKER_00]: Every time I see a clip from their show that I can't believe is still on the air, live with Kelly and Mark or whatever the fuck it's called. 38:12.849 --> 38:13.791 [SPEAKER_00]: It used to be with Regis. 38:13.891 --> 38:14.892 [SPEAKER_00]: It should have died with Regis. 38:17.316 --> 38:19.118 [SPEAKER_00]: They're so sharp. 38:19.722 --> 38:26.095 [SPEAKER_00]: and it's because they're malnourished, they're not eating, they're over exercising, they're not eating. 38:26.495 --> 38:32.888 [SPEAKER_00]: I think Kelly Rippo once, Kelly Rippo, what I eat in a day, let's look it out up. 38:34.032 --> 38:39.943 [SPEAKER_00]: Because Kelly Ripa had a batship banana, what I eat in a day, and we have to read it. 38:40.504 --> 38:44.852 [SPEAKER_00]: Of course, her nutritionist says, it's not about deprivation, it's about moderation. 38:45.213 --> 38:46.575 [SPEAKER_00]: So that's a really fun thing. 38:46.595 --> 38:51.144 [SPEAKER_00]: When your nutritionist is being like, it's not deprivation, she's not to private, it is. 38:51.665 --> 38:53.167 [SPEAKER_00]: Let's go to what she eats in a day. 38:54.310 --> 38:57.255 [SPEAKER_00]: I was trying to see, okay, here we go. 38:57.235 --> 39:00.899 [SPEAKER_00]: Um, she starts the morning with coffee with greens and coffee. 39:00.939 --> 39:08.448 [SPEAKER_00]: So she'll have a glass of water mixed with green powder, um, and then she'll have a coffee. 39:09.609 --> 39:09.910 [SPEAKER_00]: Okay. 39:10.070 --> 39:11.031 [SPEAKER_00]: So that's how she starts today. 39:11.091 --> 39:11.591 [SPEAKER_00]: That's fine. 39:12.372 --> 39:13.954 [SPEAKER_00]: We, you know, some people don't want to wake up and eat. 39:14.074 --> 39:14.295 [SPEAKER_00]: Okay. 39:14.315 --> 39:17.278 [SPEAKER_00]: So it's 10 a.m. She gets ready for breakfast. 39:17.298 --> 39:23.445 [SPEAKER_00]: So she'll have a green apple, a few tablespoons of almond butter and a teaspoon of cinnamon. 39:25.349 --> 39:26.270 [SPEAKER_00]: Okay, that's a breakfast. 39:26.611 --> 39:31.137 [SPEAKER_00]: An apple, some almond butter and a teaspoon of cinnamon. 39:31.597 --> 39:40.850 [SPEAKER_00]: Okay, then after her fully loaded breakfast, she goes on to have a veggie tray for snack. 39:40.970 --> 39:46.397 [SPEAKER_00]: Later on, she'll have a salad piled with microgreens, avocado sprouts and raw nuts. 39:47.439 --> 39:50.563 [SPEAKER_00]: And then she'll have that for a snack. 39:50.543 --> 40:02.022 [SPEAKER_00]: Okay, so she has had coffee water, an apple, a salad, I'm sure it's a very tiny salad, and then she'll go on to dinner and she'll have a salad. 40:03.043 --> 40:04.005 [SPEAKER_00]: This is crazy dude. 40:04.405 --> 40:05.467 [SPEAKER_00]: Now she's at two salads. 40:05.908 --> 40:14.121 [SPEAKER_00]: She'll actually mix it up, she'll have some steamed veggies in there with a protein side, like tofu, tahini, or some fish protein, very light. 40:14.101 --> 40:18.443 [SPEAKER_00]: very light meat or tofu tofu does have high protein on you ever that but this is crazy. 40:18.463 --> 40:19.086 [SPEAKER_00]: That's a lunch. 40:19.287 --> 40:19.910 [SPEAKER_00]: That's a lunch. 40:20.232 --> 40:22.845 [SPEAKER_00]: The salad she's eating for dinner that could have been a lunch. 40:23.517 --> 40:27.262 [SPEAKER_00]: And then at the end of the day, she'll get a dessert. 40:27.963 --> 40:29.585 [SPEAKER_00]: You know what she has for dessert? 40:29.605 --> 40:30.867 [SPEAKER_00]: She has some avocado. 40:32.229 --> 40:34.452 [SPEAKER_00]: She calls it avocado chocolate moose. 40:34.472 --> 40:36.214 [SPEAKER_00]: Anything to just pretend you're eating dessert. 40:36.795 --> 40:44.766 [SPEAKER_00]: It consists of avocado, pure vanilla extract, rock, cow, dates, and sea salt, or chocolate she are putting for a boost of fiber. 40:46.012 --> 40:47.998 [SPEAKER_00]: and she has that with some tea. 40:48.620 --> 40:54.358 [SPEAKER_00]: So she's having avocado mousse, which is just blended up avocado with like some flavoring insult. 40:54.979 --> 40:57.186 [SPEAKER_00]: So she's having avocado for dessert with some tea. 40:57.527 --> 40:59.413 [SPEAKER_00]: This lady is probably eating 41:00.727 --> 41:01.248 [SPEAKER_00]: God. 41:01.748 --> 41:05.012 [SPEAKER_00]: I mean, do we think even 800 calories a day? 41:05.072 --> 41:07.696 [SPEAKER_00]: Do we even think she's hitting 800 calories? 41:09.077 --> 41:14.704 [SPEAKER_00]: An apple, salads, and protein, and some avocado. 41:14.724 --> 41:17.548 [SPEAKER_00]: She might be getting up to 1,000, maybe 1,000 calories a day. 41:17.888 --> 41:22.414 [SPEAKER_00]: It's and then for her nutritionists in this article to be like, 41:22.394 --> 41:24.417 [SPEAKER_00]: Um, and this is all about moderation. 41:24.457 --> 41:27.042 [SPEAKER_00]: This is definitely not her depriving her body of any nutrient. 41:27.062 --> 41:28.023 [SPEAKER_00]: I mean, it is crazy. 41:28.083 --> 41:31.649 [SPEAKER_00]: She could combine her snack and dinner and that would be lunch. 41:31.829 --> 41:32.651 [SPEAKER_00]: It's just salad. 41:34.053 --> 41:36.677 [SPEAKER_00]: Anyways, she has disorder eating allegedly. 41:36.717 --> 41:39.902 [SPEAKER_00]: What I, these are my opinions and you look at people like that. 41:40.043 --> 41:42.407 [SPEAKER_00]: And we're not, it's not being me being mean. 41:42.447 --> 41:43.789 [SPEAKER_00]: It's not me being judging. 41:43.889 --> 41:47.495 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people, huh? 45:14.113 --> 45:20.383 [SPEAKER_00]: They saw a flash in the pan trend and said, like, six months later, we should make a movie about this. 45:21.606 --> 45:26.494 [SPEAKER_00]: Maybe they can pump it out in two months if it's all AI, but what the fuck are they doing? 45:26.980 --> 45:33.207 [SPEAKER_00]: what did where they where they to to busy to make a beanie baby movie because libubus are just beanie babies for gen Z. 45:33.607 --> 45:35.089 [SPEAKER_00]: It's a flash in the pan trend. 45:35.469 --> 45:39.053 [SPEAKER_00]: I understand some people still have them in love them and that's great, but it was a trend. 45:39.113 --> 45:39.753 [SPEAKER_00]: Let's be real. 45:40.574 --> 45:42.877 [SPEAKER_00]: Nobody's rushing out and buying libubus for Christmas. 45:42.957 --> 45:46.060 [SPEAKER_00]: There may be your close autistic niece wants them and that's great. 45:46.400 --> 45:47.522 [SPEAKER_00]: It's the new Funko pop. 45:48.302 --> 45:52.667 [SPEAKER_00]: But to make a whole fucking movie revolving around this, I'd rather see a movie about Furby. 45:53.373 --> 46:05.625 [SPEAKER_00]: Dude, the only way that a movie about LeBuboos is gonna work is if it's either like super kids film that they can get like Amy Polar attached to and make it very fucking funny and very cute. 46:05.705 --> 46:16.296 [SPEAKER_00]: I mean, I know Sherry did insight out and that should be her claim to fame, but, you know, it's gotta be very, very funny and made for kids and adults like a Pixar, but it's Sony, or you have to go the horror out. 46:16.416 --> 46:19.719 [SPEAKER_00]: It's gotta be a fucking scary movie featuring LeBuboos, dude. 46:19.779 --> 46:21.861 [SPEAKER_00]: It's gotta be fucking terrifying. 46:22.060 --> 46:24.023 [SPEAKER_00]: It's got to be weapons with libubus. 46:25.124 --> 46:28.669 [SPEAKER_00]: Okay, it's got to be the shining remake featuring libubus. 46:28.709 --> 46:30.511 [SPEAKER_00]: That's what I want to see descent. 46:31.132 --> 46:32.914 [SPEAKER_00]: The descent featuring libubus. 46:33.275 --> 46:41.385 [SPEAKER_00]: It's either got to be very funny for kids in the adults, a kids movie, or it's got to be a fucking slasher horror film that I'm terrified to watch alone at night. 46:42.563 --> 46:49.393 [SPEAKER_00]: But it's just weird, so many pictures, home of Jumanji, and K-Pop demon hunters, which was a very big success. 46:50.675 --> 46:55.763 [SPEAKER_00]: I've heard and seen from statistics, like from the actual numbers. 46:55.863 --> 47:02.293 [SPEAKER_00]: But to make a labubu film, it's just, it's a little desperate. 47:03.168 --> 47:08.419 [SPEAKER_00]: I would be a sick of the Jurassic Park remakes, holy fucking Jurassic Park remakes. 47:08.839 --> 47:14.190 [SPEAKER_00]: I was watching football last night with my fiance and we saw a trailer for a new Jurassic Park film. 47:14.210 --> 47:15.052 [SPEAKER_00]: When does it end? 47:16.094 --> 47:21.385 [SPEAKER_00]: Between the Jurassic Park films and the Kevin Hart commercials, when does it fucking end? 47:21.806 --> 47:23.910 [SPEAKER_00]: We're done, we're tired. 47:24.920 --> 47:28.886 [SPEAKER_00]: It's like, you know, the Marvel movies kind of got the hint. 47:29.027 --> 47:29.868 [SPEAKER_00]: People are over them. 47:30.168 --> 47:33.734 [SPEAKER_00]: They've really, they've really scaled back with the Marvel films. 47:34.675 --> 47:42.087 [SPEAKER_00]: And now it's like, remakes have kind of gotten a little quiet, Jurassic Park is now the new thing that they're just pumping one out every fucking year. 47:42.207 --> 47:43.249 [SPEAKER_00]: What the fuck? 47:44.343 --> 47:52.217 [SPEAKER_00]: Jurassic Park, and maybe another one of the Jurassic Park's, the first one, and then maybe one of the sequels, and that's it, maybe the second one. 47:52.237 --> 47:57.467 [SPEAKER_00]: I don't even remember, I just know the first one, that's the Laura Durin one, the water rippling, that's all we need. 47:57.527 --> 47:58.789 [SPEAKER_00]: We only needed one bitch. 48:00.632 --> 48:07.785 [SPEAKER_00]: But it's like, dude, I know that there's original screenplays out there that are getting brushed aside for this bullshit, this labubu shit. 48:08.035 --> 48:12.259 [SPEAKER_00]: No producer or film makers attached at this stage as the deal was just signed this week. 48:12.820 --> 48:16.644 [SPEAKER_00]: It's also too early to tell whether the potential movie would be live action or animated. 48:17.064 --> 48:18.025 [SPEAKER_00]: Sony had no comment. 48:18.065 --> 48:20.508 [SPEAKER_00]: We'll see if this even comes to fruition. 48:20.548 --> 48:21.849 [SPEAKER_00]: I don't even know if they're going to make this. 48:21.910 --> 48:23.511 [SPEAKER_00]: They have to go to the kid route. 48:24.172 --> 48:35.764 [SPEAKER_00]: I would think they go animated kid route because it's quicker to make depending on the animation style and they can just get slave labor in there and just have a bunch of animators sitting a fucking dark room for three weeks and pump this out. 48:35.744 --> 48:50.284 [SPEAKER_00]: and then, you know, hire, you know, uh, I don't know, Jason Bateman and Amy Polner and Chris Pratt and Kevin Hart and, you know, Tiffany Haddish had to devise these fucking characters and, you know, uh, Zach Alphanakis maybe and, you know, then we're done. 48:50.324 --> 48:51.407 [SPEAKER_00]: There's a libu bu bu bu bu. 48:53.260 --> 49:06.426 [SPEAKER_00]: it's just getting really sick it's it's a trend it's a trend uh... we were we were millennials were cheated of the bini baby movie if this is happening then we were fucking cheated of fervy remake to electric bugoloo 49:08.144 --> 49:18.645 [SPEAKER_00]: Alright, uh, that was my rant, um, it is just funny because it's like they're just making meme movies now, we're just making movies of trends and memes because I am just waiting. 49:18.685 --> 49:29.646 [SPEAKER_00]: You know, next year you're going to be like, you're going to be in the theater and see a preview and it's going to say, coming this fall from the creators who brought you 49:30.385 --> 49:58.435 [SPEAKER_00]: it's six seven six seven it should be a horror film if they're going to make six seven make it a horror film six seven she's a killer a six seven clown just going through running through schools well that might be too close to home running through uh... i don't know anything else killing people slash movie featuring six seven six seven oh my god that's a fucking terrifying movie right there i would i just feel like we're just going to be doing mean movies from now on it's crazy 49:59.883 --> 50:05.509 [SPEAKER_00]: All right, the last thing I want to talk about, I saw I saw Bugonia and fucking you got to go see this movie. 50:05.529 --> 50:06.931 [SPEAKER_00]: It was fantastic. 50:07.011 --> 50:07.651 [SPEAKER_00]: I loved it. 50:08.793 --> 50:10.094 [SPEAKER_00]: I hope it gets picture of the year. 50:11.115 --> 50:12.457 [SPEAKER_00]: I've not seen Christi yet. 50:12.657 --> 50:13.758 [SPEAKER_00]: I know that that bombed. 50:15.220 --> 50:29.215 [SPEAKER_00]: What do you mean, Sidney Sweeney's fan base made up of your creepy uncle and his friends doesn't want to see Sidney Sweeney star as a butch athlete who gets attacked by 50:29.195 --> 50:29.776 [SPEAKER_00]: What do you mean? 50:29.836 --> 50:34.764 [SPEAKER_00]: Sinni-Sweeney's fan base is just creepy men with jizz on their pants. 50:35.305 --> 50:36.427 [SPEAKER_00]: And they didn't want to see Christy? 50:37.108 --> 50:40.434 [SPEAKER_00]: I say that Sinni-Sweeney should just do an Erica Kirk biopic. 50:40.874 --> 50:42.297 [SPEAKER_00]: And that's how she'll get her fucking Oscar. 50:42.317 --> 50:43.619 [SPEAKER_00]: She'll get a Fox News Oscar. 50:43.639 --> 50:46.123 [SPEAKER_00]: They'll create their own Oscars just to give her one. 50:46.373 --> 50:47.816 [SPEAKER_00]: But go see Bagonia, dude. 50:48.257 --> 50:51.943 [SPEAKER_00]: Shive the Jesse Plyman's, I mean, that man can fucking act his face off. 50:52.905 --> 50:54.348 [SPEAKER_00]: You hear that Kim Kardashian? 50:55.270 --> 50:56.191 [SPEAKER_00]: He's still got wrinkles. 50:56.432 --> 51:02.543 [SPEAKER_00]: He's aging, he's not super old, but he is aging, and it's good to see Emma Stone, holy shit. 51:02.563 --> 51:04.828 [SPEAKER_00]: She is an amazing, I love Emma Stone. 51:05.248 --> 51:07.673 [SPEAKER_00]: Not too much on the Botox now, Miss Stone. 51:07.653 --> 51:08.574 [SPEAKER_00]: We need your face. 51:08.694 --> 51:10.076 [SPEAKER_00]: We need your talent. 51:10.096 --> 51:10.978 [SPEAKER_00]: She is incredible. 51:11.899 --> 51:15.144 [SPEAKER_00]: And yeah, I just really love the film. 51:15.464 --> 51:18.749 [SPEAKER_00]: I'm not going to give away any spoilers, but it definitely goes see it. 51:19.790 --> 51:22.334 [SPEAKER_00]: I wasn't a huge fan of poor things to be honest. 51:22.354 --> 51:23.275 [SPEAKER_00]: This is the same director. 51:24.617 --> 51:26.720 [SPEAKER_00]: You know, a poor thing for me was a bit ironic. 51:26.840 --> 51:31.747 [SPEAKER_00]: And I really didn't want to see a woman with the brain of a child getting fucked. 51:31.948 --> 51:32.308 [SPEAKER_00]: Sorry. 51:32.348 --> 51:33.590 [SPEAKER_00]: Not my kind of thing. 51:33.670 --> 51:35.112 [SPEAKER_00]: Keep that on the 51:35.092 --> 51:51.463 [SPEAKER_00]: But Bogonia, absolutely, one of my favorites of this year, go check it out if you have and I give it 10 out of 10 fantastic acting, original story line, good for the times, you know, lines up with the times we're in and you get to see Amazon sing to Chapel Rome. 51:51.443 --> 51:53.007 [SPEAKER_00]: in a car, which is very fun. 51:54.210 --> 51:59.525 [SPEAKER_00]: In Starvee, dude, shout out to Starvee, one of my favorite comics working today, and he killed it in his role as a creepy cop. 52:00.327 --> 52:02.352 [SPEAKER_00]: All right, go check out Bagoña. 52:02.372 --> 52:03.796 [SPEAKER_00]: Thanks for listening to this episode. 52:04.197 --> 52:05.200 [SPEAKER_00]: I had so much fun. 52:06.547 --> 52:11.296 [SPEAKER_00]: Um, and, uh, you know, don't follow Kelly Ripas diet, you will die. 52:11.316 --> 52:15.344 [SPEAKER_00]: Um, she's only alive because of, I don't know, child's blood. 52:15.464 --> 52:18.690 [SPEAKER_00]: I don't really know why, how she's, how, how, how does she have energy? 52:18.710 --> 52:23.499 [SPEAKER_00]: I don't know how these people have energy if, if I skip a meal, I am out for the day. 52:23.780 --> 52:25.062 [SPEAKER_00]: Okay, so... 52:25.042 --> 52:26.164 [SPEAKER_00]: Maybe it's at or all. 52:26.184 --> 52:26.965 [SPEAKER_00]: Maybe it's maybe late. 52:27.085 --> 52:27.465 [SPEAKER_00]: I don't know. 52:28.306 --> 52:29.148 [SPEAKER_00]: Reminder tonight. 52:29.168 --> 52:31.050 [SPEAKER_00]: I'm in Omaha, Nebraska tomorrow night. 52:31.110 --> 52:32.893 [SPEAKER_00]: I'm in Richmond, Virginia, Friday night. 52:32.953 --> 52:34.155 [SPEAKER_00]: I'm 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