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[SPEAKER_12]: Michael Merra, radio entertainment.
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[SPEAKER_12]: Wow, what a happy year.
[SPEAKER_16]: It's a podcast.
[SPEAKER_16]: Fine.
[SPEAKER_16]: I want to excitement.
[SPEAKER_16]: We have today.
[SPEAKER_12]: It's the Michael Merra Show with Michael Merra.
[SPEAKER_12]: And Rob Spiewack.
[SPEAKER_12]: Now here's my...
[SPEAKER_06]: What a difference a day man.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yes, sir.
[SPEAKER_06]: It's only a couple of hours.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, guys cover for me yesterday, and I'm gone for from this space, this delightful space.
[SPEAKER_04]: Would you call it your hat?
[SPEAKER_04]: Jackie, I live in your happy place that studio.
[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, you know what, F-no.
[SPEAKER_06]: Oh, I wouldn't call my H-I-I-I will say this.
[SPEAKER_06]: I will say this, that I was discussing at the bus stop with my son this morning.
[SPEAKER_06]: The fact that the thing that brings me the most joy in my work is essentially looking at a blank page.
[SPEAKER_06]: And coming up with four, five, six things that I think will generate a content that will be hopefully stimulating in some way, whether it be amusing, whether it be thought provoking, that's what I do, and that to me,
[SPEAKER_06]: uh... sometimes early early early in the morning say five a.m.
[SPEAKER_06]: five thirty i'm looking at the page and i'm really starting from complete scratch having given it a tremendous amount of thought and then slowly but surely uh... through reading news and thinking about uh... the days that have gone by uh... things start to fall into place and then you know at the end when i realized that's enough
[SPEAKER_06]: That's the, that to me is my real contribution to what we do here more than anything else in my humble opinion and I really don't give a tremendous amount of thought to the technical end of things and that was rather soundly demonstrated.
[SPEAKER_06]: by immediately coming into the studio.
[SPEAKER_06]: And I have a very large 65-inch monitor in here, which I used to look at my pals, one from St.
[SPEAKER_06]: Augustine, and one from Leesburg.
[SPEAKER_06]: And when I came in today, the screen was on, and sometimes it is, and it was up and running in the windows that I have there, we're still there.
[SPEAKER_06]: I was gonna have to put different stuff in there.
[SPEAKER_06]: I have a teleprompter.
[SPEAKER_06]: I have lots of different stuff that I use.
[SPEAKER_06]: And then, by the time I came in and I sat down, it turned into a full-fledged estorn, and because, well, Rob will have a story about the human mind, probably the reason because of that.
[SPEAKER_06]: I suddenly was clueless as to how everything works, and all I knew is that I was unable to access everything I need to access to, you know, to throw this little thing on and talk to you guys and share our fine sponsors with you guys and, um,
[SPEAKER_04]: It was a big, you know, for us all of the fine sponsors, we have a starting time.
[SPEAKER_06]: I usually connect with the guys of 8 a.m.
[SPEAKER_06]: 8.05 and it was 8.05 and then 8.10 and then 8.15.
[SPEAKER_06]: Then a little about about 8.13, 8.14, the message goes out and let's see what I wrote because it was very, very, very, very, I was very cryptic.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yes, I was.
[SPEAKER_06]: I know I was.
[SPEAKER_06]: It's here somewhere.
[SPEAKER_06]: Come on.
[SPEAKER_06]: camera.
[SPEAKER_06]: No, you said camera is.
[SPEAKER_06]: I say.
[SPEAKER_06]: Sorry.
[SPEAKER_06]: Video is down.
[SPEAKER_06]: Now that to me that word that's used and when you say that.
[SPEAKER_06]: But down.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, it to me, it's.
[SPEAKER_06]: abdicating the responsibility that you have video's not down.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_06]: I can't get the video up or get the video.
[SPEAKER_06]: It's not down.
[SPEAKER_07]: Well, you're not a young man anymore.
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_07]: It was explained like the internet's out.
[SPEAKER_07]: Like I can't control this video.
[SPEAKER_06]: There's no provider who's buying me today.
[SPEAKER_06]: There's no lightning.
[SPEAKER_06]: There's no anything.
[SPEAKER_06]: They're they're they're not calling misutility because they've they've cut a
[SPEAKER_06]: That was just my dumb ass.
[SPEAKER_04]: Well, and let me ask a question about the process.
[SPEAKER_04]: When you send us the video is down, obviously there's a problem.
[SPEAKER_06]: What percentage of you want it to be like an issue that is internet wide is opposed to something that you think that you think I'm aware that it isn't I would know all of the you know that Oh, automatically I would never connectivity to the internet all right of any kind and I know I have that so that that's out of what I'm doing is I'm trying to do it on my own and then at a certain point I
[SPEAKER_06]: contact Josh, who prior to doing what he does now, he was a smart home operator where he would install everything that you would have in a smart home, everything technical and you know.
[SPEAKER_06]: I'm not dumb or phone calls.
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, like let's thank you Josh I don't know now from you.
[SPEAKER_07]: I'm saying I have multiple times been paid hundreds of dollars to go to someone's house to plug something in To be like oh your TV is not plugged in Yeah, that's right.
[SPEAKER_07]: I unplugged it to use the vacuum
[SPEAKER_07]: somehow.
[SPEAKER_04]: It's not working.
[SPEAKER_06]: And Rob's clicking again.
[SPEAKER_06]: Rob.
[SPEAKER_06]: That's that.
[SPEAKER_06]: And there was a was a click there.
[SPEAKER_04]: You could.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, you could look out and come back.
[SPEAKER_06]: It could be you.
[SPEAKER_06]: Or do we want me to goodbye to Rob briefly or what?
[SPEAKER_07]: Well, that's what I'm going to be adding.
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_07]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_07]: Whatever.
[SPEAKER_07]: Because I have bad internet now.
[SPEAKER_06]: Oh, you do.
[SPEAKER_06]: And you're now, you're, you're, you're video.
[SPEAKER_06]: It's made is is way behind the synchronization.
[SPEAKER_06]: So I think maybe you're going to have to, and then I think you're clicking too.
[SPEAKER_06]: As a matter of fact, both of you duck out and come back in.
[SPEAKER_06]: All right, and I'll take it from here.
[SPEAKER_06]: All right, because I think I wouldn't mind having that opportunity to do that.
[SPEAKER_06]: So we'll see in a bit, hi everybody, it's me.
[SPEAKER_06]: Hi, I believe we're still recording.
[SPEAKER_06]: Oh, this is the way I always wanted to be.
[SPEAKER_06]: Just you, just me looking into this camera.
[SPEAKER_06]: I'm kidding, of course.
[SPEAKER_06]: So I contact our man, Josh Sroke, because at a certain point, I realize that, I might want to, that was too quick.
[SPEAKER_06]: I really liked my intimate moment.
[SPEAKER_06]: We really did.
[SPEAKER_04]: I can go.
[SPEAKER_04]: I mean, you want me to like give you to like the top of the hour?
[SPEAKER_07]: Well, you haven't left yet.
[SPEAKER_07]: I thought it was a rape.
[SPEAKER_07]: No, he left it.
[SPEAKER_07]: I thought it was came back like ridiculously quickly.
[SPEAKER_07]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_07]: See, I thought it was a race to see who could get back faster.
[SPEAKER_04]: I'm not your brother.
[SPEAKER_04]: We don't need to compare it with that competition.
[SPEAKER_06]: I know, I know.
[SPEAKER_06]: So as I was saying, at a certain point, when I'm convinced of the fact that I am unable to fix this problem, I call the person with engineering experience and Josh has a lot of,
[SPEAKER_06]: experience with hooking PCs and Macs and TVs and everything you would need.
[SPEAKER_06]: So as we go through a very relevant identification of cable, seemingly was lost on me.
[SPEAKER_06]: And I know this cable.
[SPEAKER_06]: I know this cable.
[SPEAKER_06]: I've run this cable a thousand times.
[SPEAKER_06]: I know, but for some reason, I was talking about what he was talking about.
[SPEAKER_07]: There was a moment where I wondered if I was going to have to send you a picture of the proper cable.
[SPEAKER_06]: That cable, as we went back and forth and back and forth, we went into the computer.
[SPEAKER_06]: We said, and the computers give me these different screens about connecting and things.
[SPEAKER_06]: I've never seen this before, never seen this before.
[SPEAKER_06]: I've never clicked on that, but I know I can't put that up because that source has never been used before.
[SPEAKER_06]: I don't, that, that, that goes on and on and on.
[SPEAKER_06]: Be a bit of a job, a bit of a bit of a, and
[SPEAKER_06]: Uh, I said, uh, well, there are two HDMI inputs.
[SPEAKER_06]: I don't know which one I've been using.
[SPEAKER_06]: He said, and then at this point is we're winding down identifying the program, uh, the problem.
[SPEAKER_06]: Josh said, well, there shouldn't be two.
[SPEAKER_06]: There should just be one and I said, uh, no, well, and I looked down on the floor.
[SPEAKER_06]: And on the floor, in red, yes, it's a red cable.
[SPEAKER_06]: It's got a red end to it.
[SPEAKER_06]: It's very, very easy to see.
[SPEAKER_06]: There is an HDMI cable.
[SPEAKER_06]: on the floor in my hastily sloppily thrown together studio, and I said, and this is what the idiot says to Josh, I said, I thought that was just disconnected, well, I thought that didn't need to be connected.
[SPEAKER_06]: I wouldn't realize at some point when I was stumbling, hobbling, barely amulatory.
[SPEAKER_06]: getting into the studio, and I'm wearing uphos today, those soft sandal things that are called uphos, and I drag my feet with them a little bit, and I think I caught the cable and dislodged it from the computer.
[SPEAKER_07]: What's great with troubleshooting Mike is when I'm explaining that he's moving USB cables around not HDMI He doesn't say oh, that's it and figure it out.
[SPEAKER_07]: He just switches to I think I know the problem He doesn't say what he did the mess up.
[SPEAKER_07]: He doesn't say that he was wrong.
[SPEAKER_07]: It's just all right.
[SPEAKER_06]: I solved it Yeah, yeah, and I didn't but but I did I mean you did let's be honest.
[SPEAKER_06]: I mean ultimately
[SPEAKER_06]: if I was completely without clue this way, you know, nothing would happen.
[SPEAKER_06]: It would be panic city and you would have to send pictures and stuff like that.
[SPEAKER_06]: Right.
[SPEAKER_06]: But I mean, I still feel like a complete blithering idiot because if you saw, you know what, I'll take a picture and I'll send it to Josh right now.
[SPEAKER_06]: Let me do this.
[SPEAKER_04]: all right, but you know I will I'll you know what I agree with you might when something goes wrong invariably it's something simpler than you thought thought or hoped it would be and when it's discovered you can't help but feel foolish because you didn't noodle it through I mean we always start with like and it invariably pisses me off when someone says
[SPEAKER_04]: Is it on?
[SPEAKER_04]: Did you turn it off and turn it on?
[SPEAKER_04]: And, you know, even at our level, we know to do that.
[SPEAKER_04]: But sometimes that's what fixes it.
[SPEAKER_04]: And it's just the simple stuff.
[SPEAKER_06]: But I know that I have to tidy up in here.
[SPEAKER_06]: And I think that when you're talking about, if you were to roll into CNN,
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, or you were to roll into even Channel 4 in Washington DC or any of your local stations your TV stations.
[SPEAKER_06]: There are cameras, there are, you know, there's an open space where cables have to be on the open, but everything's becoming wireless.
[SPEAKER_06]: And, you know, this studio, it would not, you know, I know that there are other studios not a much tidier.
[SPEAKER_04]: You were wireless this morning.
[SPEAKER_04]: It's just, the wire was unplugged.
[SPEAKER_04]: That's the only problem.
[SPEAKER_04]: And it's embarrassing.
[SPEAKER_04]: That is, yeah.
[SPEAKER_06]: But that's really, it's really, now like I can imagine.
[SPEAKER_06]: What?
[SPEAKER_06]: Why I would dislodge a wire when they are so neatly uh, cinched.
[SPEAKER_07]: And let me, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why
[SPEAKER_06]: Michael, let me do all for this one compliment, that's up to us, I hate so I undid them it's what I did I hate.
[SPEAKER_04]: We have the photo back, Josh, Josh, that rug really does make the room work.
[SPEAKER_04]: You mean the throw rug the throw rug that I threw over the cable it's still as creases where you unfolded it It has even settled down.
[SPEAKER_04]: It's just like don't look under here.
[SPEAKER_04]: Josh Josh.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, no, you're traveling with your family.
[SPEAKER_06]: That can I just thinking maybe like when we were when we're doing the crews And you're coming down to this part of the well, but no, that's a pain
[SPEAKER_07]: No, it's going to have to be another trip, but I will have to come down and you're going to work on that.
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, and I get your dislike as zip ties, but they're there for your own protection.
[SPEAKER_07]: They are.
[SPEAKER_06]: I'm going to work on it, and I'm going to send pictures tomorrow because I will show you what happens.
[SPEAKER_06]: And what I'm capable of, I will do that, and I can do that.
[SPEAKER_06]: Can you drill a little hole into the existing carpet and kind of run on that way?
[SPEAKER_06]: Can't you do that?
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, we could run it under the carpet.
[SPEAKER_08]: Mm-hmm.
[SPEAKER_06]: There we go.
[SPEAKER_06]: I might be doing weed.
[SPEAKER_06]: You don't need to say weed.
[SPEAKER_06]: I can do it myself.
[SPEAKER_06]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_06]: I can do it.
[SPEAKER_07]: Don't use a drill to put that hole in the carpet.
[SPEAKER_07]: Just use a little razor blade.
[SPEAKER_06]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_07]: I will.
[SPEAKER_04]: I make sure you press on the right side of the razor.
[SPEAKER_06]: So it's not to open up a vein.
[SPEAKER_04]: That's what I did on Monday.
[SPEAKER_07]: Yes, we talked about it yesterday.
[SPEAKER_07]: Rob used this razor blade upside down, and when it wasn't cut and he pushed harder.
[SPEAKER_06]: On the blade.
[SPEAKER_07]: So he pushed his thumb directly into the blade.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, he used it like I am.
[SPEAKER_06]: We're both technologically inept.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, it's true.
[SPEAKER_06]: You better than me, Rob, I think.
[SPEAKER_06]: And from an organizational standpoint, I would imagine your wiring situation up there.
[SPEAKER_04]: It's tidy now.
[SPEAKER_04]: I actually went through it this weekend and went under and I was able to pull out a power strip and two extension cords that I didn't need.
[SPEAKER_04]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_04]: It's looking a little tired.
[SPEAKER_04]: There it is.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_04]: I'm not happy with that.
[SPEAKER_04]: You shouldn't have a power strip plugged into a power strip that only fuels one thing.
[SPEAKER_06]: You know those plastic buckets that people use for storage.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yes, I'm looking right now to my right.
[SPEAKER_06]: as at one of those plastic buckets.
[SPEAKER_04]: Did you want to send a picture of it?
[SPEAKER_06]: It's got.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, sure.
[SPEAKER_04]: I'd like to see it.
[SPEAKER_04]: I'm guessing it's a black and yellow one that they have at Costco.
[SPEAKER_04]: And just did you see Costco now has smaller black and yellow bins for sure.
[SPEAKER_04]: I have some of the smaller ones as well as the large ones well ahead of it you are well ahead of the game now all you need to know is going to get some of that Shirley Temple Yeah, it's what I'm staring at it's right right in front of my set up here.
[SPEAKER_06]: I'm now.
[SPEAKER_04]: Do you find it discouraging to see the Walmart style.
[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, okay
[SPEAKER_04]: But when you see the bin and you see the wires look like that, is it discouraging to you?
[SPEAKER_06]: This studio right now, because I have a room in my home that is dedicated 100% to this.
[SPEAKER_06]: And that's my wife.
[SPEAKER_06]: Nothing in that thing.
[SPEAKER_06]: No, it was taken from another part of the house and this was used to storage.
[SPEAKER_05]: But what I can't look, I get it.
[SPEAKER_05]: It doesn't matter.
[SPEAKER_05]: It's the illusion.
[SPEAKER_05]: Fit 3000 that.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_06]: It was used to store.
[SPEAKER_06]: It was used just to throw in transport and dump in my lab.
[SPEAKER_06]: You know.
[SPEAKER_06]: Don't you have a garage for that?
[SPEAKER_05]: It's grashes, doesn't it?
[SPEAKER_05]: The whole house, I live in a, here it is.
[SPEAKER_05]: I live in a symbol.
[SPEAKER_04]: I live in a sardine can.
[SPEAKER_04]: I live in that beautiful above storage in your garage.
[SPEAKER_04]: And you could put the pillows there.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, I probably could, well, or she could.
[SPEAKER_04]: Listen, this is not about my house now.
[SPEAKER_06]: I have two bicycles that were out on the patio that have been in Florida weather for the better part of a year that we have a choice to make their nice bicycles and they either have to be restored to a degree or discarded and I'm I'm leaning towards Restore because you never know do you want me to call Matt Bloom
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, call him, get him back on the job, and uh, I think that, uh, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do,
[SPEAKER_06]: Have either one of you ever restored about or taken a bicycle to get it like the a new chain and looped up and uh, and tweak a little bit.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_06]: That's what you're turning up.
[SPEAKER_06]: And what?
[SPEAKER_06]: What's that normally?
[SPEAKER_06]: I think it's a rugby box.
[SPEAKER_06]: Oh.
[SPEAKER_06]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_06]: That's worth it.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_06]: Bikes are expensive.
[SPEAKER_06]: They're tri bikes.
[SPEAKER_06]: They're great bikes.
[SPEAKER_06]: They're, I remember we bought Carlis was like a million dollars and you'll have for probably getting out.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_04]: That's another 30.
[SPEAKER_06]: No.
[SPEAKER_06]: I'm not going to get it painted.
[SPEAKER_06]: No.
[SPEAKER_06]: It's not that bad that I have to.
[SPEAKER_06]: Get something comfortable.
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, well, whatever you do for her.
[SPEAKER_07]: Don't go into the bike shop and say this is a this is an expensive bike I'd like to get a fix now I call you house choices.
[SPEAKER_06]: I got the trek place.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yes, which is their super nice and really nice And then I got the new like independent bike shop, which is closer to the house Would that call?
[SPEAKER_04]: I should try hot smoke or bikes.
[SPEAKER_04]: I have no idea.
[SPEAKER_04]: I would go idea.
[SPEAKER_07]: I would go with the independent shop
[SPEAKER_04]: I would go with the independent child.
[SPEAKER_04]: I would see if they can make a house call.
[SPEAKER_07]: Really?
[SPEAKER_04]: Sure.
[SPEAKER_07]: I took, it Kelly has an old bike and I took it to get this whole tune up and re-done because she says she's had it forever and it's really expensive and I took it in there and they said it's not worth putting a penny into it.
[SPEAKER_07]: We'd have this big swing for the cost of the bike.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_06]: I'm not going to do that.
[SPEAKER_04]: Was it a swing?
[SPEAKER_04]: It was a trek.
[SPEAKER_06]: It was a trek.
[SPEAKER_06]: Excuse me.
[SPEAKER_04]: Sorry about that.
[SPEAKER_06]: God bless you.
[SPEAKER_04]: Uh, I wanted to talk about, um, do you think, uh, do you think Carla could use those throw pillows to make a seat?
[SPEAKER_06]: Funny when I say I wanted to talk about, but he still has to cram in the joke about the throw pillows.
[SPEAKER_04]: You see, you're yourself.
[SPEAKER_06]: It was fun.
[SPEAKER_06]: Here, come around here.
[SPEAKER_06]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_06]: All right.
[SPEAKER_06]: We'll grab a microphone, then.
[SPEAKER_06]: Go ahead.
[SPEAKER_06]: Or a throw pillow.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_06]: Go ahead.
[SPEAKER_04]: Sit down like, uh, you know, what was the movie's off the room?
[SPEAKER_04]: No, the love guru with, can we hear you?
[SPEAKER_04]: Mike Myers, are you kidding?
[SPEAKER_04]: Hey, Rob.
[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, hi, sweetheart.
[SPEAKER_04]: How are you?
[SPEAKER_04]: Freedah?
[SPEAKER_04]: Really?
[SPEAKER_04]: Wow.
[SPEAKER_04]: It was a little, did they have a couple of morning?
[SPEAKER_04]: Wow.
[SPEAKER_06]: My God.
[SPEAKER_04]: My apologies.
[SPEAKER_04]: Wow.
[SPEAKER_04]: My apologies.
[SPEAKER_06]: My God.
[SPEAKER_06]: I did not mean that.
[SPEAKER_06]: Oh, my, yes, you did.
[SPEAKER_06]: If you did, what do you mean?
[SPEAKER_06]: What is the situation differently?
[SPEAKER_06]: No, it's not at home.
[SPEAKER_06]: I know.
[SPEAKER_06]: I'm kidding.
[SPEAKER_06]: I agree Rob.
[SPEAKER_06]: Thank you, whatever.
[SPEAKER_11]: Okay, so I'm going to go pick Michael up from school.
[SPEAKER_02]: Why?
[SPEAKER_11]: He's gagging over the trash can.
[SPEAKER_11]: In the clinic.
[SPEAKER_11]: What did you?
[SPEAKER_11]: Famous Daves?
[SPEAKER_06]: Thanks for just exposing the lead.
[SPEAKER_11]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_05]: Well, I'm trying to do, I'm trying to do a, I'm trying to do a full of real, I'm going to miss goal because of famous Dave's.
[SPEAKER_06]: Please.
[SPEAKER_06]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_06]: There it is.
[SPEAKER_06]: We got a jump ahead.
[SPEAKER_06]: One of my, it was going to be, all right, we'll jump ahead to that.
[SPEAKER_06]: We won't talk to it.
[SPEAKER_06]: All right.
[SPEAKER_06]: So really.
[SPEAKER_11]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_06]: That means Mike that means you're next.
[SPEAKER_06]: He was fine when I dropped him off.
[SPEAKER_11]: Well, he wasn't fine this morning.
[SPEAKER_11]: He said he was sick.
[SPEAKER_06]: He was sick.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_06]: Why did he say was oh, he's a trooper.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_06]: All right.
[SPEAKER_06]: Go get him.
[SPEAKER_06]: Thank you.
[SPEAKER_07]: Bye.
[SPEAKER_07]: And we ever got to knock this show out as your clocks.
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_11]: Bye, Don.
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_11]: Bye, Don.
[SPEAKER_04]: Hey, now that's not even funny.
[SPEAKER_04]: One missed syllable.
[SPEAKER_04]: Bye.
[SPEAKER_06]: Put it into the.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, there you go.
[SPEAKER_06]: Good job.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, okay, same to you.
[SPEAKER_06]: You might want to tell O for the car ride home.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, do you want to take a pillow for the car ride home?
[SPEAKER_06]: Now I am feeling it immediate because I react that way.
[SPEAKER_05]: That's what I mean.
[SPEAKER_06]: What I do also, yes.
[SPEAKER_06]: No, but I would have gotten it this time.
[SPEAKER_06]: No.
[SPEAKER_04]: uh... no did he have a lot of that slot that was little suspecter well how do you know how did you know that i'm trying to think what would be a barbecue place that would be such right so here it is uh... where did i put it i want to see where okay that's all right so the number three on the hit parade i'm about to have a i'm obsessed and composed of the number one
[SPEAKER_06]: So, there is a chain restaurant famous Dave's that I used to frequent with Porno Dan back in a very, very dark time.
[SPEAKER_04]: Can you give us one extended sentence about who Porno Dan was?
[SPEAKER_04]: Because there are people that are joining us.
[SPEAKER_04]: But I'm glad you asked.
[SPEAKER_04]: Thanks Rob.
[SPEAKER_04]: People don't know.
[SPEAKER_06]: He was like a half bait guy that did.
[SPEAKER_04]: You know what he was like?
[SPEAKER_04]: He was a content provider.
[SPEAKER_06]: And he came on the show a lot.
[SPEAKER_06]: And he was funny and crazy and goofy and handsome.
[SPEAKER_06]: When I was a single, I would go out with him and his minions to Tuesday nights at famous days because they had some sort of special, and we would go into the famous Dave's barbecue restaurant stop, the famous Dave's barbecue restaurant in Fairfax, Virginia, and we would eat like Vikings.
[SPEAKER_06]: I flash forward to a decade, minimum over and over a decade later.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, 20 years perhaps later.
[SPEAKER_06]: I Carl and I started, which I talked about on the show, a bowling thing where we bowl and we bowl in the rough part of town, not the rough part of town, but a not a, you know, state of the yard flashing lights bowling alley in old school, right down bowling out.
[SPEAKER_04]: In Old Town, Estero, beautiful picture S Old Town.
[SPEAKER_06]: No, no, no, much further down in the city of Fort Mines.
[SPEAKER_04]: Little, literally on the other side of the tracks.
[SPEAKER_06]: Not necessarily, but it was a bowling alley that was a little thread bear.
[SPEAKER_06]: Some of the machines didn't work all the time.
[SPEAKER_06]: Was that kind of place, but we had a great time.
[SPEAKER_04]: Best kind of bowling alley to go to.
[SPEAKER_06]: And it was solved of the earth.
[SPEAKER_06]: And every time we went in there, you take a left off the main drag, the Tam Miami Trail.
[SPEAKER_04]: And when you would take that half to do with the fact it connects Tampa and Miami.
[SPEAKER_06]: And after we would take that left-hand turn, uh, we would see right on the right would be famous staves.
[SPEAKER_06]: And I would say, oh, we got a chicken.
[SPEAKER_06]: She's never.
[SPEAKER_06]: I will never set foot in there.
[SPEAKER_06]: I will never.
[SPEAKER_06]: And it was the thing.
[SPEAKER_06]: And I, like over the years, every time we go by for whatever reason, whether we're going to the bowling alley or not, and say, there's famous states, we get it there.
[SPEAKER_06]: No.
[SPEAKER_06]: Absolutely.
[SPEAKER_04]: No.
[SPEAKER_06]: Is it because of your past associations with it, or did she come to the factory?
[SPEAKER_06]: Might be a fact.
[SPEAKER_06]: I have no idea.
[SPEAKER_06]: I have no idea, but she's not a fan of that.
[SPEAKER_04]: I have no idea, but she's not a fan of that.
[SPEAKER_06]: I have no idea, but she's not a fan of that.
[SPEAKER_06]: But I remember liking kind of the barbecue chicken.
[SPEAKER_06]: In fact, chicken is my best memory.
[SPEAKER_06]: I loved the chicken.
[SPEAKER_06]: The chicken was good.
[SPEAKER_06]: And so your best memory of like all time or just the famous days?
[SPEAKER_06]: Yes, Rob.
[SPEAKER_06]: But it's not my best memory of all time.
[SPEAKER_06]: I go yesterday, there are multiple things going on.
[SPEAKER_06]: I have my annual, I love the way they say a physical is a wellness check.
[SPEAKER_06]: Sure.
[SPEAKER_06]: And then I am making my way down at, I think it was 3, but 345 on due to arrive at the golf tournament that my son is playing a match, the golf match.
[SPEAKER_06]: and down here the skies began to bubble and things bubble up and when I arrived the van that has his golf team in it was filled with crumb crunchers and the coach behind the wheel and all these kids everywhere hanging out and I know immediately we have some sort of lightning delay and that then they all venture out the kids from the other school and my kids school and they start
[SPEAKER_06]: blackness, uh, right left east west north south just everywhere.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_04]: I know that, uh, you know, baseball can get a rangelay football.
[SPEAKER_04]: They play in the weather unless there's lightning.
[SPEAKER_04]: What is the protocol for golf?
[SPEAKER_04]: Do they play in the rain?
[SPEAKER_07]: If there's no, like, well, it's it's, um, that's why, why do you think they would not want to play golf in a in a thunderstorm?
[SPEAKER_04]: I just said, Josh, if there was no lightning, would they play in the rain?
[SPEAKER_06]: If it was a lightning ring, if it was a lightning ring, yes, they would play.
[SPEAKER_04]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_06]: But the lightning alerts are what keep them going.
[SPEAKER_06]: And then the coach, the coach for the other team, I heard him talking.
[SPEAKER_06]: He was a bit of, I want to say this is, is nicely as part of his, he's a big goofy.
[SPEAKER_06]: And then when somebody's just kind of goofy, doesn't move, move, move, move, move, move, move, move, move, move, move, move, move, move, move, move, move, move, move, move, move, move, move, move, move, move, move, move, move, move, move, move, move, move, move, move, move, move, move, move, move, move, move, move, move, move, move, move, move, move, move, move, move, move, move, move, move, move, move, move, move, move, move, move, move, move, move, move, move, move, move, move, move, move, move, move, move, move, move, move, move, move, move, move, move, move, move, move, move, move, move, move, move, move, move, move, move, move, move, move, move, move, move, move, move, move
[SPEAKER_06]: You look around and you see is there a hole where it might be breaking up and there's no hole to be found.
[SPEAKER_06]: And within probably at this point another lightning alert pops.
[SPEAKER_06]: The coach like the Frankenstein movie right on the golf course.
[SPEAKER_06]: My son's coach, who is not goofy, says, parents, if you're here, please take your kids in your car and let's wait to see what we decide to do.
[SPEAKER_06]: And so he hops in and then he brings two of his buddies in with him.
[SPEAKER_06]: This kid.
[SPEAKER_04]: Are you in the car with three wet 11 year olds?
[SPEAKER_06]: I mean, I'm in the car with three wet 11 year olds.
[SPEAKER_06]: And the 12 year olds, 12 year olds.
[SPEAKER_06]: Oh, forgive me, and they are
[SPEAKER_06]: You know what, I'm one of the reasons I've been put on this Earth is to do what I'm doing right now because I am so amused.
[SPEAKER_06]: I am, I'm exasperated like every parent, but I am yet so amused at kids.
[SPEAKER_06]: They're just,
[SPEAKER_06]: You know, and we've gone through when they were tiny little bitties in their joyous little babies and now they're 12 and they can be a pain in the ass But they can also bring me like great joy and you get these three crumb crunchers and then and they're all talking and they're buff up But and they're just such 12 year olds and they're I'm amused by them and somehow.
[SPEAKER_06]: Oh, so I say to the 12 year olds.
[SPEAKER_06]: I say I'm not optimistic and one of them says optimistic and
[SPEAKER_06]: optimistic you know optimistic this is optimistic and then the other one goes you know what optimistic me you know that is above good and then so optimism is I said guys a simple optimism means positivity you're your optimistic and when I say I'm not optimistic I mean I'm not optimistic the weather's going to break for us to be able to play that game and so a couple of
[SPEAKER_06]: I go those seconds go by and it's still dark and it's raining and it's lightning and I said you know what boys I think we should all just go get ice cream and from the back one of the kids goes I'm optimistic about that
[SPEAKER_06]: If you don't think that's pure, unadulterated joy of my day right there from the, I wish I remember the kid's name, he's a little guy and you know, I found the in sports Josh and that on these little league teams that the little ones are usually the firecrackers, the ones that are the funniest, they have to be right that they do.
[SPEAKER_06]: Oh my God, it's great.
[SPEAKER_04]: Robert had a couple of friends that were they were brothers and they were of horrifyingly small and they just scared me I don't think they were firecrackers, so they weren't they were just little I mean like thin and I need nothing wrong with them and talk corners and wait for you.
[SPEAKER_07]: Come back
[SPEAKER_04]: It was every time I saw them, it was a daddy like what's being the boy or witch price.
[SPEAKER_06]: So we get done and they pull it, uh, CJ comes by and says, that's it.
[SPEAKER_06]: No more, that can't do it again.
[SPEAKER_06]: But time to go home, uh, they, I dump the other two out of the car and Michael and I go off and I realize Carl has got, uh, a, uh, a lady that she's meeting with for Dindon.
[SPEAKER_06]: So, uh, Michael and I are on her own and the closest place.
[SPEAKER_06]: as the crow flies as the drive takes you right and I'm I am set I start thinking about this amazing we're gonna go to famous Dave see I like to think that you have a lift on your phone or in the car of places to go to dinner when carless not around
[SPEAKER_06]: Um, you know, I mean, there's certainly in my mind that it's not a formal list, but I definitely have places that I would go, uh, didn't get a chance when I was up there for the weekend with him, uh, to go to where we were going to go because I was thinking if we were close by, we would do a trip to, uh, what the hell was that place, uh, with the ladies, with the shorts, they kill.
[SPEAKER_06]: not to kill not to kill not to kill to kill not to kill to kill to kill to kill to kill to kill to kill to kill to kill to kill to kill to kill to kill to kill to kill to kill to kill to kill to kill to kill to kill to kill to kill to kill to kill to kill to kill to kill to kill to kill to kill to kill to kill to kill to kill to kill to kill to kill to kill to kill to kill to kill to kill to kill to kill to kill to kill to kill to kill to kill to kill to kill to kill to kill to kill to kill to kill to kill to kill to kill to kill to kill to kill to kill to kill to kill to kill to kill to kill to kill to kill to kill to kill to kill to kill to kill to kill to kill to kill to kill to kill to kill to kill to kill to kill to kill to kill to kill to kill to kill to kill to kill to kill to kill to kill to kill to kill to kill to kill to kill to kill to kill to kill to kill to kill to
[SPEAKER_06]: And we walked through the door, and I suddenly remember the trough that this place is, you know, the, and it's, it's four, it's like four, 30.
[SPEAKER_06]: So there's nobody in there, except to people at the bar.
[SPEAKER_06]: There's a good bar scene, you know.
[SPEAKER_06]: If you're single and you're looking, hey, there's some catches in there.
[SPEAKER_06]: I really believe that.
[SPEAKER_04]: You mean there's no hotel bar they could go to?
[SPEAKER_06]: We are.
[SPEAKER_06]: We walk in and I immediately do not feel the same level of joy that I used to feel.
[SPEAKER_06]: I think it is a restaurant that lends itself to being shoulder shoulder balls to the wall because the people cover up the dingingess of it, right?
[SPEAKER_06]: The sticky tables of it.
[SPEAKER_06]: That's right.
[SPEAKER_04]: I hate a sticky.
[SPEAKER_04]: You know, it's worse than that.
[SPEAKER_04]: A sticky menu.
[SPEAKER_04]: Anything that's sticky.
[SPEAKER_04]: That's a no good.
[SPEAKER_06]: So it comes out, the food comes out, and Michael comes to the conclusion that he doesn't like it either, and he gets the ribs, and I get to chicken, and the only thing I will tell you, and this is from my inner fat guy, the entire meal.
[SPEAKER_06]: There was one particular thing that I really, really enjoy.
[SPEAKER_06]: May I guess?
[SPEAKER_06]: Yes, you may.
[SPEAKER_06]: Cornbread.
[SPEAKER_06]: How do you know this?
[SPEAKER_04]: I just know you're a fact guy.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, and you know what you like.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah famous Dave's I always felt their meat tasted off because they don't use Real wood when they smoke it they use they use pro liquid smoke and liquid smoke and I think it's off It always has tasted off and I look I was fine with the chicken
[SPEAKER_06]: little dry.
[SPEAKER_06]: I took a bite of one of Michael's ribs.
[SPEAKER_06]: That liquid smoke thing is all over.
[SPEAKER_06]: But the corn muffins, I will tell you one of the best I've ever eaten.
[SPEAKER_04]: Absolutely.
[SPEAKER_04]: What other sides were enjoyed by the two of you?
[SPEAKER_06]: It's just weird when you mentioned the
[SPEAKER_06]: I don't want to throw, I think it was perfectly edible.
[SPEAKER_06]: That's high praise!
[SPEAKER_06]: But not my cup of tea.
[SPEAKER_04]: Was it a sweet-slaw?
[SPEAKER_04]: Was it a tangy-slaw?
[SPEAKER_06]: I probably didn't have enough to really be able to give you a legitimate answer on that.
[SPEAKER_06]: And I'm not going to go so far as to say nasty.
[SPEAKER_06]: Oh, yes, I am.
[SPEAKER_06]: It was nasty.
[SPEAKER_06]: I did it.
[SPEAKER_04]: Did it feel old?
[SPEAKER_04]: Like did the cabbage feel wilted?
[SPEAKER_06]: No, it felt like it had an industrial component to it.
[SPEAKER_04]: You see that's the same thing again.
[SPEAKER_04]: It's efficiency.
[SPEAKER_06]: Like it was, you know, like they got it out of a five-pound bucket.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, like it was frozen and shipped over and now they're.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_06]: Like what?
[SPEAKER_06]: Those are like your picture.
[SPEAKER_06]: What was that?
[SPEAKER_06]: That's what I'm going to say about it.
[SPEAKER_06]: It's Mike.
[SPEAKER_06]: When are you coming back from the outer banks?
[SPEAKER_06]: That's weak.
[SPEAKER_04]: Okay, Mike was Dave there, though.
[SPEAKER_06]: No, not this time.
[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, I love famous things.
[SPEAKER_06]: It didn't help that it appeared that a manager and maybe a manager's manager was walking around with a server and they were pointing out the booths and having some sort of cleaning discussion.
[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, like perhaps they hadn't been tended to.
[SPEAKER_06]: Now I can't stop thinking about my kid.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, I can't I don't think he got sick because of the food.
[SPEAKER_04]: Did he have the same sides?
[SPEAKER_06]: Uh, yeah, we kind of split.
[SPEAKER_06]: He had a little half rib and I had a little half a little quarter chicken.
[SPEAKER_06]: Okay, and then we had the sides and we had the front.
[SPEAKER_04]: I think you're okay because it's not like chicken is ever so spade.
[SPEAKER_07]: And maybe it's being out in the rain.
[SPEAKER_07]: Maybe it's got nothing to do with the food.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, it could be a cold.
[SPEAKER_06]: Well, you know, you're around crime crunchers in a van.
[SPEAKER_06]: What could possibly go wrong?
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_06]: I mean, that's that's what it was.
[SPEAKER_06]: But it was, you didn't lick the table, right?
[SPEAKER_06]: No, he smelled the table though.
[SPEAKER_06]: And he smelled the table.
[SPEAKER_06]: It's funny you say, Anne, would you like to know what he said?
[SPEAKER_04]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_06]: He doesn't smoke.
[SPEAKER_06]: He's in debt.
[SPEAKER_06]: It smells like cigarettes.
[SPEAKER_06]: Wow.
[SPEAKER_06]: They don't even smoke in restaurants.
[SPEAKER_07]: They've been 20 years.
[SPEAKER_06]: That's probably off the hands of the people that we're sitting there and he goes, you.
[SPEAKER_04]: You're stupid.
[SPEAKER_06]: You really want to run into that joint now.
[SPEAKER_06]: They sue me now.
[SPEAKER_04]: The server loves Salem cigarettes.
[SPEAKER_04]: That's why the magic is there.
[SPEAKER_06]: There it is.
[SPEAKER_04]: Mike, I'm sorry, famous Dave's did not live up to your memory.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, you should be joy.
[SPEAKER_06]: It was it was always packed on Tuesday nights to a lot of guys in there a lot of guys like eating chicken like you know Henry the eighth.
[SPEAKER_06]: I was going to sorry.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, yeah Yeah, and then it would be back to dance for the evening entertainment.
[SPEAKER_06]: Oh no, it wouldn't be No, he just was providing Mike he's a he's just a man same as you or I he was a early early version of a content creator
[SPEAKER_04]: Exactly.
[SPEAKER_06]: We have to take a break, but we're not taking a break.
[SPEAKER_06]: We're staying with you.
[SPEAKER_04]: We're going to stay here and then provide more content.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, put the specs on the one people to understand that because of Carla's entrance earlier, the restaurant review will not be featured in today's news.
[SPEAKER_04]: Sorry about that.
[SPEAKER_04]: That's all right.
[SPEAKER_04]: That's how we're using it as its own sake.
[SPEAKER_04]: Kind of jump to shark on.
[SPEAKER_06]: Michael Maris eating out in the neighborhood.
[SPEAKER_06]: Right.
[SPEAKER_06]: Very good.
[SPEAKER_06]: Let me just set this thing up in the
[SPEAKER_06]: I was a little late to the party today, my sincere apology.
[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, you had other things to deal with.
[SPEAKER_06]: That's a busy guy, Rob.
[SPEAKER_06]: There are a lot of things going on.
[SPEAKER_06]: I can't even talk about it.
[SPEAKER_06]: You know, all right, now let me try it again.
[SPEAKER_06]: Hold on, let me just do this.
[SPEAKER_06]: Here we go.
[SPEAKER_06]: That doesn't sound very loud.
[SPEAKER_04]: We could also go to Josh's new segment if you want Mike, which we don't have yet to dance here.
[SPEAKER_04]: Speak in of sports.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_06]: Oh, speaking of sports with Josh Schroes.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, well, we had people love that every show starts with sports talk.
[SPEAKER_04]: They do absolutely do because sports is what America are they bitching about it.
[SPEAKER_06]: I don't know I thumb up Joyous look at how joyous Helen is up in the upper right-hand corner of course there a bit of course They're bitching about it.
[SPEAKER_04]: Well, there's one.
[SPEAKER_04]: I got one email from a guy who was he saw a one of your pals no no I know You Send it to us.
[SPEAKER_06]: He sent it to you.
[SPEAKER_06]: What did what did Nancy boy want?
[SPEAKER_04]: What did he want that doesn't like sports he just said he was disappointed
[SPEAKER_06]: really.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, because too much sports talk.
[SPEAKER_06]: We've got news for you.
[SPEAKER_06]: They're the baseball playoffs right now.
[SPEAKER_06]: And the, you know, and the NFL's in full swing.
[SPEAKER_06]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_06]: And I'm having a bad year.
[SPEAKER_06]: So, uh, lick it.
[SPEAKER_06]: There you go.
[SPEAKER_04]: I didn't honor him with a reply, but I, I would have said the same thing is that we talk with people are talking about it.
[SPEAKER_04]: People are talking about sports right now.
[SPEAKER_04]: So take that and your disappointment.
[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, they're gonna lose it.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, how are they gonna lose a judge people get really upset about stuff Mike you seem to be off Mike Fidelity does he sound weird do you Josh the fidelity seems all right?
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, yeah, that Mike's supposed to hit your mouth not just leave me alone
[SPEAKER_04]: But in the good news, Josh, you have repopulated and your video is synced.
[SPEAKER_04]: Good, good.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_06]: Dolly Parton's sister, Frida has fans on edge, boys.
[SPEAKER_06]: Oh, no.
[SPEAKER_06]: After revealing that she was, quote, up all night praying for my sister, Dolly.
[SPEAKER_06]: Oh, she said, free to go and on to say, many of you know she hasn't been feeling or best lately.
[SPEAKER_06]: I truly believe in the power of prayer and I have been led to ask all the world that loves her to be prayer warriors and pray with me.
[SPEAKER_06]: She's strong, she's loved, and with all the prayers being lifted for her, I know in my heart she's going to be just fine.
[SPEAKER_06]: God speed my Sissy Dolly, we all love you.
[SPEAKER_06]: Well, no details about what it is.
[SPEAKER_06]: Of course, no details.
[SPEAKER_06]: Why let details get in the way of a good dose of fear mongering, because details would make it about thawly.
[SPEAKER_07]: And this is about our sister.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, absolutely.
[SPEAKER_04]: I think it's probably a dental emergency.
[SPEAKER_04]: That's my guess.
[SPEAKER_06]: I don't know, because there are no details.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, well, Mike, we should all be prayer warriors.
[SPEAKER_04]: All right.
[SPEAKER_07]: I have an update.
[SPEAKER_07]: OK, give us a good jump.
[SPEAKER_07]: That's a good jump.
[SPEAKER_07]: the icon is recovering from kidney stones.
[SPEAKER_06]: No, but she pronounced the G. She said recovering.
[SPEAKER_05]: Maybe kidney stones.
[SPEAKER_06]: It's kidney stones.
[SPEAKER_05]: It's all about kidney stones.
[SPEAKER_05]: Really?
[SPEAKER_05]: That's what you are.
[SPEAKER_05]: You know what?
[SPEAKER_05]: Ask.
[SPEAKER_04]: They should write this into the new Broadway show they're doing about Dolly and they should have a scene where she pees through a sieve.
[SPEAKER_04]: That's just absolutely unacceptable.
[SPEAKER_06]: Dolly Parton is an icon.
[SPEAKER_06]: You're right.
[SPEAKER_06]: That is complete irresponsibility by her sister who I don't know.
[SPEAKER_06]: And I think that is just way out of line.
[SPEAKER_04]: I think they did a cookbook together.
[SPEAKER_04]: So the sister's been sort of, you know, glomping on for a while.
[SPEAKER_06]: Well, I don't think that's acceptable.
[SPEAKER_06]: Kidney stones, I've had that in the way.
[SPEAKER_06]: They're painful.
[SPEAKER_06]: I had them.
[SPEAKER_06]: I know what it's like.
[SPEAKER_06]: In fact, they have all my trips.
[SPEAKER_06]: And I've had multiples over the years to the physician at the place called ER Central.
[SPEAKER_06]: Uh, that may have been there was never an occasion where I wasn't able to at least walk to the front glass and sign myself in that was an occasion where I just went into a chair sat curled up in a ball while my wife checked me and that's that's what I remember.
[SPEAKER_04]: Well, I wish the best to dolly and that it's a speedy healing process and she doesn't end up with a coat of many colors.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yes, Code of Manicallies.
[SPEAKER_06]: Dallas Cowboys owner Jerry Jones, he was fined $250,000 for giving New York Jets fans the finger at MetLife on Sunday.
[SPEAKER_06]: Hey, they're your sports.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yes, speaking of sports.
[SPEAKER_06]: Jerry, well, let's show the video.
[SPEAKER_06]: Let's see what it looks like, okay?
[SPEAKER_04]: My personal friend really cares.
[SPEAKER_06]: He did it in the Jerry Jones way, well they pay, there you go, yeah, there you go, and that's where the fans want from him Yeah, the fans speaking in fans.
[SPEAKER_06]: So what did that guy say about the sports?
[SPEAKER_04]: He said I'll bring him in a similar video No, he did not send a video that looked like that.
[SPEAKER_06]: Okay, come up on the show Josh
[SPEAKER_06]: You'll tell me the truth.
[SPEAKER_07]: No, I just saw some people say, oh, it's sports again.
[SPEAKER_07]: I skip whenever they talk sports.
[SPEAKER_07]: Okay, that's what I saw.
[SPEAKER_07]: Nothing.
[SPEAKER_07]: And I don't care.
[SPEAKER_07]: If you don't like sports, skip it.
[SPEAKER_07]: I do.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_06]: You know how petty I am.
[SPEAKER_06]: I care about everything.
[SPEAKER_06]: And if it's negative, I like to latch onto it and shake it around in a figure eight pattern, like a golden retriever.
[SPEAKER_04]: I love it when I do it.
[SPEAKER_04]: You never let go.
[SPEAKER_04]: So you brought it out.
[SPEAKER_04]: You brought it out.
[SPEAKER_04]: His name is Dennis.
[SPEAKER_04]: Uh, and he's hello.
[SPEAKER_04]: Dennis and the subject line disappointed.
[SPEAKER_04]: Hi, Rob Dennis here.
[SPEAKER_04]: I just wanted to give you some feedback about the show.
[SPEAKER_04]: Let me say first by stating that I'm sorry.
[SPEAKER_04]: Let me first say by stating that I love you guys.
[SPEAKER_04]: It's been hard to get to know Josh, but realistically you guys are turning into a sports channel, which is exactly what Mike never wanted it to be.
[SPEAKER_04]: We're listening to the Orioles and the Red Sox and the Giants and Miami and all those football teams and baseball teams, and I even love Little Michael and that he's playing baseball, but you've gotten away from what made you guys great.
[SPEAKER_04]: And that's being funny.
[SPEAKER_04]: You're not funny anymore.
[SPEAKER_04]: It's turning into a sports channel and it's just not funny anymore.
[SPEAKER_07]: When I listen to you read this on the yesterday show, no, I've never heard this and he the guy is fake Dennis is figured it out.
[SPEAKER_07]: We are going sports and politics.
[SPEAKER_06]: Exactly.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, all sports, all politics all the time.
[SPEAKER_04]: Don't get me wrong.
[SPEAKER_06]: I'll stop with me more of it.
[SPEAKER_06]: I don't need any.
[SPEAKER_04]: All right.
[SPEAKER_04]: Well, thank you Dennis.
[SPEAKER_06]: Thank you for spending that Dennis to Rob.
[SPEAKER_06]: Well, also, I think that you get a sympathetic ear there.
[SPEAKER_06]: I bet you did.
[SPEAKER_06]: What did you write back to him?
[SPEAKER_04]: Not a word.
[SPEAKER_04]: I told you this early.
[SPEAKER_06]: Send him a message for me.
[SPEAKER_06]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_04]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_04]: What shall I say?
[SPEAKER_06]: Well, f you.
[SPEAKER_04]: I thought done.
[SPEAKER_06]: So anyway, Jerry Jones claims that it was an accident.
[SPEAKER_06]: He was celebrating touchdown.
[SPEAKER_06]: He meant to give a thumbs up.
[SPEAKER_06]: really jerry you meant to give a thumbs up to Dallas fans and then point at them but he flashed the wrong finger here's the quote like before i hit send i want you to see it okay well if you okay good here's the quote uh... it wasn't any uh... antagonistic issue or anything like that i just put up the wrong uh... show on the hand
[SPEAKER_06]: But that was inadvertently, that's what he said, they're on any antagonist to get you.
[SPEAKER_06]: We're anything like that.
[SPEAKER_06]: I just put the wrong put up the wrong show on the hand But that was inadvertently done and I'm not kidding if you want to call it accidental you can call it accidental here Well then hey, you think that $250,000 fine Do you think that was covered by his acting role on the Billy Bob Thornton show?
[SPEAKER_06]: I probably don't think so.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, yeah, I might have But I don't think whole feel it
[SPEAKER_06]: No, not at all, not Jerry Cowboys won the game 37 to 22.
[SPEAKER_06]: Why?
[SPEAKER_06]: You may ask cuz it's the Jets.
[SPEAKER_04]: I think that he probably has a guy with him and he says, how much is he going to cost me if I flip it off.
[SPEAKER_02]: He's a 200 bit of out of it.
[SPEAKER_02]: Go on and get put in a suitcase, take it over the NFL.
[SPEAKER_02]: Go on, go on, go on.
[SPEAKER_07]: What he needs to do is have that guy flip off the fans for him.
[SPEAKER_04]: Exactly.
[SPEAKER_04]: But you know, if they do that, the fans are going to be disappointed.
[SPEAKER_02]: Hey, Ronnie, run and go flip off those people.
[SPEAKER_02]: I don't like them.
[SPEAKER_02]: There you go.
[SPEAKER_06]: Thank you.
[SPEAKER_06]: Chips, chips, chips, chips, chips.
[SPEAKER_06]: Pittsburgh just put up their downtown Christmas tree.
[SPEAKER_06]: More than two months, two months before the holidays.
[SPEAKER_06]: Oh, it's that's right.
[SPEAKER_06]: That's where Jim Amado lives.
[SPEAKER_06]: I bet he has something to do with putting the tree up.
[SPEAKER_06]: I should do the whole story in Jim Amado.
[SPEAKER_06]: I wish you would.
[SPEAKER_02]: Pittsburgh has put up their downtown crispy street more than two months before the holidays That usually triggers plenty of adults who like their holidays to remain with the designated timeframes But even some kids have a beef with Pittsburgh There is local news report about the Christmas tree which
[SPEAKER_02]: which was put up in the plaza and an ice rink.
[SPEAKER_02]: Put up the plaza in the plaza and the plaza.
[SPEAKER_02]: Sure, the plaza, but the ice rink doesn't even open until November 14th.
[SPEAKER_02]: Well, they'd go swimming if they want skating now.
[SPEAKER_02]: They interviewed a young boy, they Marcus Woodruff, who said, I really excited because we're going to skate, but I gotta say they should've waited for Halloween first.
[SPEAKER_02]: Hey, Jim.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, Rob.
[SPEAKER_04]: Are you excited about the cruise?
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, I mean, I'd have an absolutely Trakin' bring in some, uh, you know I'm not gonna do that.
[SPEAKER_02]: No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
[SPEAKER_04]: Sorry, Jim, I'm not kidding you.
[SPEAKER_04]: Jim, you are love to Jim.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yes, be love it.
[SPEAKER_06]: Would be the word I would use Netflix is you're going to like this Rob.
[SPEAKER_06]: This one's for you.
[SPEAKER_06]: No, that's wrong.
[SPEAKER_06]: You're going to hate it.
[SPEAKER_06]: You're going to love it first.
[SPEAKER_06]: Then you're going to hate it.
[SPEAKER_06]: No, I'm going to hate both of them.
[SPEAKER_04]: Okay, I'll keep you updated on my feelings throughout the story.
[SPEAKER_06]: Netflix is creating a competition series based on the board game clue.
[SPEAKER_06]: You don't hate that, right?
[SPEAKER_04]: Do hate that.
[SPEAKER_04]: I don't like reality shows.
[SPEAKER_06]: Then you're going to hate it worse as it goes on.
[SPEAKER_06]: Not much else is known except players will go through physical and mental challenges to earn clues.
[SPEAKER_06]: The classic characters from the game like Colonel Mustard, Professor Plum, and Miss Scarlet will be represented, but it's not clear how there will also be red herrings to confuse players.
[SPEAKER_06]: That's stupid.
[SPEAKER_06]: Now NBC has a game show based on the popular New York Times puzzle, wordle.
[SPEAKER_06]: Uh, that's in the works, except by who it's created, who's creating it.
[SPEAKER_06]: The producer, you're mentioning the producer, you know who the producer is, Rob?
[SPEAKER_06]: Who?
[SPEAKER_06]: Jimmy Fallon.
[SPEAKER_04]: And by the way Jimmy, when you run, yeah, when you run the promo about your new show about advertising products and you start by saying I love imaging and advertising products, no one believes it, not even you, this is the worst use of NBC's electricity that you can possibly do, don't line his pockets.
[SPEAKER_06]: And watch the world show.
[SPEAKER_07]: No, I watch the Jimmy Fallon on Brandt show or something.
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, I think it is called it is it is the apprentice But with Jimmy Fallon it's bad World a word old produced by Jimmy Fallon.
[SPEAKER_06]: Guess who's gonna host rock you're gonna be even happier about this.
[SPEAKER_04]: I can only go with is it Michael straight in
[SPEAKER_06]: It is not Michael Strang he's ABC anyone.
[SPEAKER_04]: You're right.
[SPEAKER_06]: You're right then it wouldn't be for Foxy does Fox and ABC He's a whore.
[SPEAKER_06]: Why do I don't do Regis?
[SPEAKER_04]: Was it was it Ryan?
[SPEAKER_06]: He doesn't do Regis.
[SPEAKER_04]: He doesn't do the Regis.
[SPEAKER_06]: So who's hosting cars of that?
[SPEAKER_06]: Hi everybody.
[SPEAKER_06]: I'm Michael Barr.
[SPEAKER_06]: We the is this hello is this bonefish?
[SPEAKER_06]: I would like a table for two at three forty five p.m.
[SPEAKER_06]: What do you mean you're not opening three forty five?
[SPEAKER_06]: Anyway, it's set to a be hosted by Savannah.
[SPEAKER_06]: Got three.
[SPEAKER_04]: Oh my god, give me kidney stones now.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yay, Ra Ra.
[SPEAKER_06]: If you've never played war, it'll be four.
[SPEAKER_06]: You basically get six tries to guess a five letter word never tried.
[SPEAKER_04]: I can guess a five letter word about Savannah Guthrie.
[SPEAKER_06]: Not all the show though.
[SPEAKER_06]: No, for the love of God finally today a new study found political bumper stickers make you a road rage magnet doesn't surprise me.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, you're significantly more likely to be honked at if you have one 900 volunteers watch simulated driving videos that showed people cutting them off or driving like idiots and they had to rate how likely they would be to honk at them for it.
[SPEAKER_06]: This quite a scientific test.
[SPEAKER_06]: out of here.
[SPEAKER_06]: Some cars had bumper stickers supporting one party of the other, and some had no bumper stickers at all.
[SPEAKER_06]: The study found that seeing a bumper sticker you agree with has almost no effect.
[SPEAKER_06]: You're just as likely to honk or not honk, but if that moron who didn't use a blinker has views that don't align with yours, you are more likely to honk, yell, or maybe even extend a Jerry Jones to them.
[SPEAKER_16]: Is that what I'm calling it now?
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_06]: Well, and hey, wrong hand.
[SPEAKER_06]: Now, because we always like to say both sides, I thought I would come up with a number of bumper stickers to equally antagonize both sides.
[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, great.
[SPEAKER_04]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_06]: These don't make sense all the time, but I mean, you could put on on your car, and I'm sure you can put anything on a bumper sticker, right?
[SPEAKER_04]: People don't know how much you love bumper stickers, and your car is covered with them.
[SPEAKER_06]: And really, if, you know, in the best case scenario, perhaps all of these will be available at the Michael Mary Show.
[SPEAKER_06]: Docom Store.
[SPEAKER_06]: Love you.
[SPEAKER_06]: Here they are.
[SPEAKER_06]: Let's see.
[SPEAKER_06]: Number one, I sleep with my cats.
[SPEAKER_06]: That I thought would be fun.
[SPEAKER_04]: I'm off.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_06]: Here's another one I thought of.
[SPEAKER_06]: My kid smells better than yours.
[SPEAKER_04]: That's you know what that is that's very interesting on the honor roll thing, right?
[SPEAKER_06]: Okay, uh, let's see the the next one keep the retail in Christmas That I have that bumpers that might listen and then another one you know the I love New York But first it is where it's just a heart I heart China I wouldn't mind that Here's another one no lives matter
[SPEAKER_06]: Wow, that's very, that's a sweeping judgment.
[SPEAKER_06]: Well, we have so many controversies over that.
[SPEAKER_06]: You know, when people say black lives matter, then people say blue lives matter.
[SPEAKER_06]: Exactly.
[SPEAKER_06]: You know, who knows, here's another one.
[SPEAKER_06]: This one would just probably annoy a certain type of person, but I'd like to put it on my car.
[SPEAKER_06]: Smell my fingers.
[SPEAKER_04]: I like that you pluralized it.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yes, smell my fingers, all of them.
[SPEAKER_06]: All of them.
[SPEAKER_06]: And maybe the fact that I was at famous Dave's last night did that.
[SPEAKER_06]: Let's see, that would be smell the tables.
[SPEAKER_06]: Smells the tables.
[SPEAKER_06]: Here's the other one.
[SPEAKER_06]: Open borders rule.
[SPEAKER_04]: I don't under these are all, you know what?
[SPEAKER_04]: These are stickers that will unite people.
[SPEAKER_04]: Absolutely.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_06]: Here's the next one.
[SPEAKER_06]: My other car is a Tesla.
[SPEAKER_06]: You know, very controversial, literally with that.
[SPEAKER_06]: So maybe we'll leave some of these off the store.
[SPEAKER_06]: Okay, the next one, books suck.
[SPEAKER_04]: Don't we have a store on the dark web that we could sell these on Josh?
[SPEAKER_04]: Our dark web store?
[SPEAKER_06]: Yep.
[SPEAKER_06]: And then this one is a, I thought we, you know, we'd include the religious community here.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_06]: All right.
[SPEAKER_06]: And this would have to have a very, very good font.
[SPEAKER_06]: I just to get noticed.
[SPEAKER_06]: Your church smells like ass.
[SPEAKER_04]: I would like to see the font for that.
[SPEAKER_04]: The same they use as the mast head on the Washington Post.
[SPEAKER_06]: Be very excited.
[SPEAKER_04]: I love that.
[SPEAKER_06]: And our final one today, proud parent of a gun owner.
[SPEAKER_07]: There we go.
[SPEAKER_07]: That's it.
[SPEAKER_07]: Well, you don't need to.
[SPEAKER_07]: That bumper sticker.
[SPEAKER_07]: You just see the American flag on the back.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, buddy.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_04]: You did a nice sticker, Mike.
[SPEAKER_04]: Which was just Nixon's the one.
[SPEAKER_06]: Nixon, Agnew, Nixon.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Do they have soap in the bathrooms at, uh, and famous days?
[SPEAKER_04]: I didn't go in.
[SPEAKER_04]: That's good.
[SPEAKER_04]: I think that's perhaps best.
[SPEAKER_06]: It was right out of the car, scratched my ass right to the table.
[SPEAKER_04]: Smelling my fingers, and then going, then getting my chicken.
[SPEAKER_06]: Very, very exciting, very, I don't know which I want more.
[SPEAKER_06]: AI of celebrities are actors who are hated.
[SPEAKER_06]: I got to go with AI of celebrities to you.
[SPEAKER_06]: You brought this together.
[SPEAKER_06]: I was talking about this to a couple of buddies of mine, because the Elvis helping people, AI helpful, Elvis.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, I just fabulous.
[SPEAKER_06]: And I hope there are more examples of it.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yesterday we had a clip of Elvis eating chimpanzee ribs that I thought was very funny and also yesterday we had Jesus Christ playing for the Yankees and after he hit a home run he thanked himself.
[SPEAKER_04]: All right.
[SPEAKER_04]: I thought both of these were very funny.
[SPEAKER_04]: This one is hot today and I'd like to play how are these being received?
[SPEAKER_06]: Have you gotten any emails saying people don't take to show his funny anymore?
[SPEAKER_04]: No no people loved helpful Elvis people wanted the they wanted the link for helpful Elvis.
[SPEAKER_07]: But here's the only problem with the Jesus video what's it was a sport?
[SPEAKER_04]: That's true.
[SPEAKER_07]: They want to teach us like feeding people the fruit of the North.
[SPEAKER_04]: Well, that's in the book, isn't it?
[SPEAKER_04]: He feeds people.
[SPEAKER_04]: Here's one that is is hot right now.
[SPEAKER_13]: What you're looking at is the painter of positivity himself.
[SPEAKER_13]: Bob Ross and he's the Monday Night Raw.
[SPEAKER_13]: That's Anna Nicole Smith King.
[SPEAKER_13]: Rogers got real.
[SPEAKER_13]: In this place team, that's Mr. Rogers walking to the ring and he's got Marilyn Monroe on his arm.
[SPEAKER_13]: I never thought he was a Monday Night Raw.
[SPEAKER_04]: Mr. Rogers.
[SPEAKER_04]: Neighbor, talking to each other.
[SPEAKER_04]: It's a beautiful day to paint this canvas with your blood.
[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, my God.
[SPEAKER_04]: I'm so weird.
[SPEAKER_13]: If you walk in here with your happy little clouds, like the ring is some canvas for you to be.
[SPEAKER_06]: No, that's not good.
[SPEAKER_06]: Because the voice is terrible.
[SPEAKER_13]: My neighborhood and in my neighborhood, people learn respect the hard one.
[SPEAKER_13]: Ross, offering the handshake.
[UNKNOWN]: Oh, my God.
[SPEAKER_04]: So Mr. Rogers kicks Bob Ross right in the package there.
[SPEAKER_04]: I like that.
[SPEAKER_04]: I'd like the AI stuff of the celebrities.
[SPEAKER_04]: As long as you know it's AI, you know, it's fun.
[SPEAKER_04]: It's a gag, it's a trick, it's what it is.
[SPEAKER_04]: But, you know, I think we were all very saddened that it goes without saying when Robin Williams passed with his suicide, it was heart breaking and it was it sucked and it won't be one of the worst celebrity deaths I can ever remember.
[SPEAKER_06]: It was terrible.
[SPEAKER_04]: But this made me feel like this, he thinks he's worse than eating in famous days.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_04]: This made me sort of give myself a second guess.
[SPEAKER_04]: Zelda Williams, who is Robin Williams daughter, went out on a press release and said, stop sending me gross AI videos of my dad.
[SPEAKER_04]: It's not what he'd want.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Well, I think it's she thinks it's a disgusting use of the of the probably because she's not there having Robin Williams to crush.
[SPEAKER_06]: Josh, you might want to duck out and duck back in because your latency is a little rough.
[SPEAKER_04]: Zelda does elaborate Mike, she says, to watch the legacies of real people be condensed down to this vaguely looks like and sounds like them.
[SPEAKER_04]: So that's enough.
[SPEAKER_04]: Just so people can turn out terrible TikTok, slop puppeteering is maddening.
[SPEAKER_04]: And it really made me think of it from that and now I think Elvis has been dead long enough.
[SPEAKER_04]: He has been a subject of enough parody and and coverage that he sort of like like an open target.
[SPEAKER_04]: I think.
[SPEAKER_06]: But I mean, I didn't have any, uh, PBGBs whatsoever about the Elvis.
[SPEAKER_06]: I didn't have any about Anne and Nicole iconic celebrities that were in the news.
[SPEAKER_06]: And I mean, it's not like they're doing.
[SPEAKER_06]: But with sending it to some money, I mean,
[SPEAKER_06]: I look, I love the idea and I plan to do it with old photos of my mom and dad.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, I'd love to see that generated into an AI type of thing.
[SPEAKER_06]: I think it would be so much fun to see your mom and dad on Monday Night Raw.
[SPEAKER_06]: my mom being my dad in the groin.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yes, just like real life big, but you know what, with my family sense of humor, you might be pretty cool to do with me that really.
[SPEAKER_04]: But it made me second guess myself and I'm wondering where is the line for who is like, you know, who is open for for business for doing that?
[SPEAKER_04]: And I think Josh didn't nail it is you can't target these at people that knew and loved these people.
[SPEAKER_06]: That's that's dark and discussed so you guys talked about this yesterday, not how many did it go.
[SPEAKER_06]: I imagine a minute ago.
[SPEAKER_06]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_06]: Did you have any of these yesterday?
[SPEAKER_06]: I thought you said some of these yesterday.
[SPEAKER_04]: We did.
[SPEAKER_04]: We had another illness and and Jesus Christ.
[SPEAKER_04]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_04]: And I think that you know the Jesus Christ one was funny.
[SPEAKER_04]: The Elvis one was really funny and help for Elvis was very funny.
[SPEAKER_04]: But I've seen like a you know John F. Kennedy going crazy
[SPEAKER_04]: silly fact.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, I'm okay with that.
[SPEAKER_04]: And I'm okay with that, too.
[SPEAKER_04]: But it's just if they're doing it and they're profiteering for TikTok based on someone who's dead, you get down to that.
[SPEAKER_04]: That's not okay.
[SPEAKER_04]: Is it?
[SPEAKER_06]: It would the Elvis videos be profiteering?
[SPEAKER_06]: Would they be, is there a money or a element to share?
[SPEAKER_04]: Oh sure, and they were crazy, they're crazy being shared.
[SPEAKER_06]: Is there someone out there that has the technology exclusively to do these type of videos or is it available for anybody?
[SPEAKER_06]: I think anybody could do it.
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, anyone can use it.
[SPEAKER_06]: I'm not quite sure how they be able to profit that.
[SPEAKER_06]: because they're getting the good viral on TikTok you get paid for.
[SPEAKER_06]: This is true.
[SPEAKER_06]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_06]: So the views would help them.
[SPEAKER_06]: I don't know.
[SPEAKER_06]: I mean, it's new.
[SPEAKER_06]: It's fresh.
[SPEAKER_06]: It's I think that, you know, is it profiteering as much as just coming up with an innovative idea?
[SPEAKER_06]: I mean, do you know what I mean, I mean, you say draw the line, but I don't know what line you don't draw.
[SPEAKER_04]: But you could say the same thing if you could use AI to sample say a vocal of Elvis from one of his songs and put it in a new release.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, well, that's totally different and there would be.
[SPEAKER_06]: Is it though?
[SPEAKER_06]: Copyright infringement laws on it?
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, you can't.
[SPEAKER_04]: The image, the image is copyrighted.
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, it's the AI Elvis, is that an AI voice or is that an impersonator?
[SPEAKER_04]: It's an impersonator.
[SPEAKER_04]: I believe.
[SPEAKER_04]: I believe it's an impersonator because it's pretty good.
[SPEAKER_06]: I think what I worry about more than dead celebrities and profiteering is the sophistication
[SPEAKER_06]: of AI getting to such an extent where you can put out a legitimate video about somebody that's alive, saying things that could be very, very damaging, you know, of a political nature, that type of thing, you know, but I think we're also pretty savvy.
[SPEAKER_06]: So far I haven't seen many AI's that I literally can't identify.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, are you on the same boat with that?
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, for real people?
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, totally.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_06]: I think so.
[SPEAKER_06]: There's something about that, you know, that wax dummy ability that they have.
[SPEAKER_04]: And being the Elvis fan that I am into a certain extent, the Beatles too, I know what film exists, what audio exists because they've been mining it for many, many years.
[SPEAKER_04]: So when I see something that's even supposed to look genuine, I can usually spot it right away because I know the source doesn't exist.
[SPEAKER_06]: Do you have the Elvis helping the people plant flowers?
[SPEAKER_04]: I can find it, I'm sure.
[SPEAKER_06]: If you can find that quickly, are you capable do you think of finding it within a minute?
[SPEAKER_04]: I think so.
[SPEAKER_06]: Okay, so this one was the one I was explaining and I got the teeth showing with the just the concept.
[SPEAKER_06]: There's something about
[SPEAKER_06]: With all the AI that's out there, just having a celebrity walk out doesn't do it for me, but the idea of having Elvis Presley in full regalia, helping people like in their garden, there's just something humorous about that that made it work for me.
[SPEAKER_06]: You know, this is the open frontier right now.
[SPEAKER_06]: You're going to get these things all the time.
[SPEAKER_07]: You never quite know.
[SPEAKER_07]: And it works with a guy like Elvis because there's so much footage of him.
[SPEAKER_07]: So before you come out into the machine, the better it gets.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, and he's also he is so absolutely recognized what Mike for some reason.
[SPEAKER_04]: It is not coming up on TikTok.
[SPEAKER_06]: And I apologize for that, but if you get a chance, where would somebody be able to find him?
[SPEAKER_04]: I have it on my Facebook page.
[SPEAKER_06]: Okay, all right, so go to Rob's Facebook page and check it out and put that up.
[SPEAKER_06]: Can you put that up at our YouTube page, too?
[SPEAKER_04]: Maybe.
[SPEAKER_04]: And put some of those up there.
[SPEAKER_06]: Like we did that.
[SPEAKER_06]: We don't do that very often anymore, but that'll be that'll be fun to do.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, it's like all the new technologies.
[SPEAKER_06]: It goes for a while before they get their claws into it and copyright.
[SPEAKER_06]: And they water down.
[SPEAKER_04]: It's not going to be right now.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, right now it's fun, right now I say, you know, not your socks off.
[SPEAKER_06]: I do want to read the chance.
[SPEAKER_07]: Well, I'm considering, I've been considering making an AI of myself.
[SPEAKER_07]: Just for fun, just to see how accurate it can make it.
[SPEAKER_07]: Well, now you've got a load like 12 to 20 photos and then you add some video and it learns you.
[UNKNOWN]: Really?
[SPEAKER_07]: That sounds like fun.
[SPEAKER_04]: How would we know the difference?
[SPEAKER_07]: We'll find out.
[SPEAKER_07]: I'll send you a hint.
[SPEAKER_04]: I'll make a video.
[SPEAKER_07]: You discover which ones would the real me?
[SPEAKER_04]: Now the AI would that be able to respond in real time, and I hate that phrase.
[SPEAKER_04]: I'm sorry.
[SPEAKER_04]: Would that be able to respond to us?
[SPEAKER_04]: I don't talk to it.
[SPEAKER_04]: No.
[SPEAKER_04]: I don't know.
[SPEAKER_06]: We're not just playing the clip.
[SPEAKER_06]: Right.
[SPEAKER_06]: Actually.
[SPEAKER_07]: Well, that's the plan for when Mike Scott, that AI is good enough that he's just AI Mike in the corner.
[SPEAKER_04]: I want to do AI's of all three of us and launch them together and see what I'm going to make.
[SPEAKER_06]: This is not trying to make it all about me, but perhaps you could make an AI of you sharing some liberal talking points and me sharing some conservative talking points.
[SPEAKER_06]: That might be fun.
[SPEAKER_06]: Do you think it's possible?
[SPEAKER_07]: That would piss some people off, but yes.
[SPEAKER_06]: That might be possible, as long as you and I were both here live.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_06]: And, you know, I think that it would be acceptable.
[SPEAKER_06]: I get that.
[SPEAKER_06]: I'll look into that.
[SPEAKER_04]: We actually, you know, we did some stuff.
[SPEAKER_04]: Some AI audio stuff with Mike already.
[SPEAKER_04]: And I think this was, this was still pretty primitive, but I thought it was pretty good.
[SPEAKER_06]: I'm always extra careful with my electronics.
[SPEAKER_06]: That's appropriate for today when I kick the thing out there.
[SPEAKER_06]: Exactly, here we go.
[SPEAKER_06]: And just between you and me, I love your puns.
[SPEAKER_06]: Thank you.
[SPEAKER_06]: So no elders though.
[SPEAKER_06]: No elders, I'm sorry.
[SPEAKER_06]: Bomber.
[SPEAKER_06]: All right, we got to take a break.
[SPEAKER_06]: We will come back.
[SPEAKER_06]: I'll tell you about my annual checkup.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yes, that's it.
[SPEAKER_04]: Well, where I was yesterday, it's well, that's checkup to the DR.
[SPEAKER_06]: That's that's that's different.
[SPEAKER_04]: You're going to confuse everybody.
[SPEAKER_06]: I mean, no, I mean, I'm going to get Republican.
[SPEAKER_06]: Anyway, we'll come back with that.
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[SPEAKER_04]: I'm an idiot.
[SPEAKER_04]: I just said to you I have it on my Facebook page and I didn't go to my Facebook page So here is Elvis.
[SPEAKER_04]: I'm sorry.
[SPEAKER_04]: It's late.
[SPEAKER_04]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_04]: It's my own bad wiring in it's I Elvis helping gardening See this little fella here.
[SPEAKER_14]: He looks like nothing much, but inside he's got a whole bean plant waiting to meet the sun It's so tiny.
[SPEAKER_14]: That's right.
[SPEAKER_14]: We drop him in the hole nice and gentle just like that and tuck him in with soil and give it easy You know, man, I've got you
[SPEAKER_14]: No rush at all.
[SPEAKER_14]: We're on Memphis time on his slow and smooth.
[SPEAKER_06]: There it is.
[SPEAKER_06]: All right.
[SPEAKER_04]: The doubling thing about that.
[SPEAKER_04]: That jumpsuit never existed, but it's very funny that he does it.
[SPEAKER_04]: And how many people really care about that?
[SPEAKER_04]: Does one.
[SPEAKER_06]: And then the, oh no, how do you know how do you know that jumpsuit never existed?
[SPEAKER_04]: Okay, um, I sometimes spend time on Elvis jumpsuit websites and most of them have names.
[SPEAKER_06]: So, it actually hold it when you want to email Dennis a few pictures of those.
[SPEAKER_04]: Hold on, no, stop it.
[SPEAKER_04]: Hold it.
[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, I do have it.
[SPEAKER_04]: This goes back years.
[SPEAKER_04]: There are video presents now.
[SPEAKER_04]: They have an internet presence, but
[SPEAKER_04]: All of the official Elvis jumpsuits that, as matter of fact, the ones that were used in the movie that came out two years ago are from a company called B&K Enterprises, and this is how you order them.
[SPEAKER_06]: I'm like, for example, let me move on to my, uh, this is a favorite, this is the last product.
[SPEAKER_04]: Put it away.
[SPEAKER_06]: This is my segment.
[SPEAKER_06]: Thank you.
[SPEAKER_06]: Anyway, let me just say that, um, wellness check, I think is a Medicare term that they use when you, uh, get checked out.
[SPEAKER_06]: It's free.
[SPEAKER_04]: It's already.
[SPEAKER_04]: Somehow it has to be financial.
[SPEAKER_07]: I was going to say it changed the name.
[SPEAKER_07]: It just means you're not sick.
[SPEAKER_07]: I mean, go in for an appointment while you're not sick.
[SPEAKER_07]: That's okay.
[SPEAKER_06]: And I went in there and I got a bit of the the thing about my doc is that my doc, I think with the assistance of those products that I was talking about earlier, got a jump start on his weight and then he became kind of a workout guy.
[SPEAKER_06]: And he still walks into the office and I'm taken back.
[SPEAKER_06]: taking a bank because he is a transformed individual he is lost not only lost the weight but he's just transformed the way he looks that's that's the that's my doc and my doc was kind of a slubby guy for a long long time and I've had him for multiple years and he's really really a good doctor and so he kind of did the old doctor yeah he's not short he's not short and he's just fit now he's
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, he came in.
[SPEAKER_06]: We're in the game, Brazil.
[SPEAKER_06]: The green one I held.
[SPEAKER_06]: From monster, the again story.
[SPEAKER_06]: So he gives me the lecture about, you know, I said I want to take the last 20 off and I've been flat for a couple of years now.
[SPEAKER_06]: And you know, you don't have to tell me what I need to, I know kind of know what I need to do.
[SPEAKER_06]: It's a choice, really.
[SPEAKER_06]: And that's where it's been.
[SPEAKER_06]: But I get it as well.
[SPEAKER_06]: the prescription for a COVID vaccination.
[SPEAKER_06]: So, and I said, in front of him, made him laugh, I said, you know, with all this direction we're getting from Robert, and I said, F-stick.
[SPEAKER_06]: And I said the effort and he laughed.
[SPEAKER_06]: I said I really don't I guess I need a prescription.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, we don't have it in our office I think he's like telling the floor to line a little bit here, but I can write a prescription for your pharmacy So he does that and then they give me a fluid fluid shot So I got a prescription for one vaccine and I got the other vaccine.
[SPEAKER_06]: Oh, you know, there's no problem
[SPEAKER_04]: Are you allowed to have flu and COVID like close together the two vaccine?
[SPEAKER_06]: He recommended that by a week or two, I spread them out.
[SPEAKER_06]: I'm going to get the, I'm going to get the COVID in a couple of weeks.
[SPEAKER_06]: And then after that, I'm going to get the, uh, the shingles vaccine to it.
[SPEAKER_04]: It's funny, you would bring up the, uh, Kennedy that is currently in power because there are also AI videos where they take vintage film of John F. Kennedy.
[SPEAKER_04]: And he's bomboning the intelligence of his nephew.
[SPEAKER_04]: He just seems to take a little longer.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_06]: He's challenged.
[SPEAKER_06]: Contrarian.
[SPEAKER_06]: That's what he is.
[SPEAKER_06]: So I got that done.
[SPEAKER_06]: And then I talked about the fact that when I'm out in the sun, I'm out in the sun a lot.
[SPEAKER_06]: And when the dog now scratches me, you know, occasionally I'll get these bruises.
[SPEAKER_06]: And I remember that last week.
[SPEAKER_06]: I had them on my hands, don't have any on my hands.
[SPEAKER_06]: Like our president, free of a hand.
[SPEAKER_06]: But I got the line that I get more than I used to when I was a younger man.
[SPEAKER_06]: And that is there's really nothing you can do.
[SPEAKER_06]: Oh, that is really sad for all you folks out there that may someday glide.
[SPEAKER_06]: Hopefully, healthy and happy into seniorism.
[SPEAKER_06]: I will tell you that seems to be a line that is used.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, more than it isn't.
[SPEAKER_04]: And make no mistake.
[SPEAKER_04]: That's for the doctor, not for you.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, exactly.
[SPEAKER_04]: He doesn't want to fool with you.
[SPEAKER_06]: Well, I don't think there's a loss of fat that under the arms that causes the, you know, the, the, the, how should I describe it?
[SPEAKER_06]: It's like, you know, when you have a an old leather baseball glove.
[SPEAKER_00]: Sure.
[SPEAKER_06]: You haven't for years and years and years.
[SPEAKER_06]: And the, you know, the leather breaks down.
[SPEAKER_06]: after and then your leather is breaking my leather is breaking down it's like the armchair on an office stuff yeah it's they they were starting to flake yeah well breaking they were out and because I also take a therapeutic therapeutic a therapeutic aspirin every day
[SPEAKER_06]: that contributes to it.
[SPEAKER_06]: There are a few other supplements that you can take that thin, the blood that actually accelerate that.
[SPEAKER_04]: And so, is it a pill you can take to prevent onion life's bond?
[SPEAKER_06]: A product.
[SPEAKER_06]: First of all, esthetician extraordinaire, doesn't sell this.
[SPEAKER_06]: I asked her.
[SPEAKER_06]: I said, do you sell this stuff?
[SPEAKER_06]: I forgot the name of it, but I'll bring it in when it comes in.
[SPEAKER_06]: I got it online.
[SPEAKER_06]: It's a famous day on sauce.
[SPEAKER_06]: No, it's like a it's an essential oil that you put on your you're rubbing Do your arms that apparently helps that situation.
[SPEAKER_04]: I got a problem with essential oils They they're all very quick to talk about essentials.
[SPEAKER_04]: I don't have any of them and I don't think they're that essential I think maybe some people could use them, but they have some problem.
[SPEAKER_06]: The name is the problem
[SPEAKER_06]: I'm, it's a shot in the dark.
[SPEAKER_06]: It was 999.
[SPEAKER_06]: I threw, I tried.
[SPEAKER_03]: I throw it out there.
[SPEAKER_06]: Maybe not.
[SPEAKER_06]: I threw it out there and we'll see what happens.
[SPEAKER_06]: We was from a kind of thimble bottle that I have.
[SPEAKER_06]: So it is, it is where it is.
[SPEAKER_06]: Hasn't we told you to wear long sleeve?
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_06]: No, you have to stop it from spawning.
[SPEAKER_06]: But I'm thinking about that.
[SPEAKER_06]: And really the the issue I have is primarily when the dog with its little claw, you know, by the way, Carla says to me this morning, I don't know if I would get lost in Terriers again.
[SPEAKER_06]: Oh, I'm looking.
[SPEAKER_04]: Good thing to say when you've got two, two-year-old Boston Terriers.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, you can do something about that.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, pound time.
[SPEAKER_04]: Well, give them an essential oil.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, well, maybe I'll wear the sleeves to do the show.
[SPEAKER_04]: Mike, was it a whole hobo oil?
[SPEAKER_04]: Is that what you ordered?
[SPEAKER_06]: Nope.
[SPEAKER_06]: No, okay.
[SPEAKER_06]: Sorry.
[SPEAKER_06]: Oh, I don't do that type of thing.
[SPEAKER_06]: I don't, I don't arrange that kind of thing.
[SPEAKER_06]: Are you kidding me?
[SPEAKER_04]: We don't come around here.
[SPEAKER_04]: So there you go.
[SPEAKER_06]: So there you go.
[SPEAKER_06]: So she says, I'm dying out at the lake there.
[SPEAKER_06]: They said I don't arrange that kind of thing.
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[SPEAKER_06]: Like, let me listen.
[SPEAKER_07]: No.
[SPEAKER_06]: Not that.
[SPEAKER_06]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_06]: Would it be a, would it be a vast amount of labor for you to tailor these commercials to a particular musical, so like... Sometimes yes, because these are licensed cuts we have, we don't have unlimited access to all cuts to play for the full spot.
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[SPEAKER_04]: So you think maybe we could upgrade that a little bit, do you think?
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, we can, but I mean, just we have to be careful about it.
[SPEAKER_04]: We got to deal with copyright.
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, I know we deal with it, but all of our music we play, we have to deal with it.
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, but not for a sponsor ad.
[SPEAKER_07]: Sometimes we have to trim music out for YouTube and stuff.
[SPEAKER_07]: So we try not to do that during the sponsor ad.
[SPEAKER_06]: All right, okay.
[SPEAKER_06]: All right, just trying to make it a better product.
[SPEAKER_06]: That's interesting.
[SPEAKER_06]: All right, play your thing.
[SPEAKER_06]: It is Mike.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, like that, some beautiful video.
[SPEAKER_06]: Can't do anything about that.
[SPEAKER_06]: That's for sure.
[SPEAKER_06]: God forbid, it's like, just let out of that one.
[SPEAKER_09]: The nation's nation did 60s on safety.
[SPEAKER_06]: What about Kashi Wright for thee?
[SPEAKER_06]: Lady Joe!
[SPEAKER_09]: It's my honor.
[SPEAKER_06]: The jingles?
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, we've never been for it.
[SPEAKER_04]: We've never been for it.
[SPEAKER_07]: It's almost like we're advertising another product.
[SPEAKER_04]: But the music they really is like we're advertising another time.
[SPEAKER_06]: So the energy put into that and maybe put into a selection that would be kind of generic for the spots would be a nice little switcheroo Okay, I would deal with the music being better for to match the spots then I would be with the jingles before the Rob, you know, that's well, I'll show you how to make some AI music
[SPEAKER_04]: Okay, I'd like that.
[SPEAKER_04]: I'd like that.
[SPEAKER_04]: They can't get us for that.
[SPEAKER_07]: It's just like, I can't get us for that.
[SPEAKER_07]: No, that's exactly why I use that guy.
[SPEAKER_07]: I'm using it for bet because they really didn't know that.
[SPEAKER_07]: I didn't even know that existed.
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, because then copyright can't catch it.
[SPEAKER_07]: Look at how enthusiastic he is about it.
[SPEAKER_04]: Mm-hmm.
[SPEAKER_04]: It's going to be great.
[SPEAKER_04]: And I get, you know what?
[SPEAKER_04]: I'll learn to use that music.
[SPEAKER_04]: I'm sorry, is that the look of when you have a wire unplugged at your house?
[SPEAKER_04]: What does that mean?
[SPEAKER_06]: I don't want to do something.
[SPEAKER_07]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_07]: Rob, when you, when you take a show off occasionally, I use the background music in stream yard for our commercials.
[SPEAKER_07]: So that was just had for soul is called daydreaming.
[SPEAKER_04]: Okay, and you just pull it up.
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_07]: There's a bunch there.
[SPEAKER_07]: I've used this one beating the ducks many times.
[SPEAKER_07]: But like that, the nice, calm, really, uh, really has a nice kick to it.
[SPEAKER_04]: What depends on the sponsor, Mike, we're tailoring to the sponsor.
[SPEAKER_06]: Now are you mocking me or are you mocking me with that?
[SPEAKER_04]: I would I mock you.
[SPEAKER_04]: I mean, I don't know.
[SPEAKER_06]: You were, you mocked me about the, the, why are being kicked out.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, but you mocked me first for saying I wasn't interested in something.
[SPEAKER_04]: I mean, it was the look.
[SPEAKER_04]: It didn't, you didn't say it.
[SPEAKER_04]: And it didn't.
[SPEAKER_04]: So it looks as well as you think you can.
[SPEAKER_04]: Go ahead.
[SPEAKER_04]: It's good to be back.
[SPEAKER_03]: We need to get it back.
[SPEAKER_03]: Ladies and gentlemen, let's have a moment.
[SPEAKER_03]: What?
[SPEAKER_03]: A moment for a while.
[SPEAKER_03]: My, we're taking a moment.
[SPEAKER_03]: Reflecting.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_04]: You just can't help it.
[SPEAKER_04]: Can you?
[SPEAKER_06]: Well, I mean, I feel air.
[SPEAKER_06]: That's my job for 40 plus years.
[SPEAKER_06]: That's what I do.
[SPEAKER_04]: A speaking of air is there any worst candies in it?
[SPEAKER_06]: Is there any worse candy?
[SPEAKER_06]: I didn't know that it actually cuts out audio.
[SPEAKER_06]: Nothing.
[SPEAKER_06]: Can you go cloud audio?
[SPEAKER_07]: Go cloud, go cloud, cut a, it cut Rob out.
[SPEAKER_07]: It didn't cut him out.
[SPEAKER_07]: He shut up.
[SPEAKER_06]: Laaaaaahhh.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, it does cut him out.
[SPEAKER_06]: At least on my end, it does.
[SPEAKER_07]: Oh, oh, your ear is it does.
[SPEAKER_07]: Yes, and your ear is not doing fast.
[SPEAKER_06]: Oh, it doesn't, oh, it doesn't, it doesn't do it for the rest.
[SPEAKER_06]: Just for you.
[SPEAKER_06]: Oh, bummer.
[SPEAKER_06]: OK.
[SPEAKER_04]: All right.
[SPEAKER_04]: Is there any worse candy than airheads?
[SPEAKER_04]: What are, what are airheads?
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, they're sort of a cheap, taffy kind of thing.
[SPEAKER_04]: It's the tongue looking.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, and it's, and they always have the weird flavors.
[SPEAKER_04]: Well, they've come out with an ad campaign that looks totally jive to me.
[SPEAKER_04]: I don't think it's real, but it's an entertaining enough video to look at where they're saying that parents are getting in trouble for trick or treating without kids.
[SPEAKER_04]: Well, that's not a problem, but they give you your solution, which is a robot kid that you can take
[SPEAKER_04]: So, this is a lady with no kids.
[SPEAKER_10]: Trick or treat?
[SPEAKER_04]: Aren't you a bit old?
[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_15]: For too long, getting older has meant giving up the joy.
[SPEAKER_15]: A doctor of Phil Buckets.
[SPEAKER_15]: Luckily, Airheads has a solution.
[SPEAKER_15]: The decoy boy.
[SPEAKER_08]: Trick or treat, Airheads, please.
[SPEAKER_08]: Heeeey.
[SPEAKER_15]: I'm sorry.
[SPEAKER_15]: Is this your child?
[SPEAKER_08]: Uh...
[SPEAKER_15]: The decoy boy is a humanoid robot with innovative can-extracting technology that makes it socially acceptable for you to go trick-a-treat.
[SPEAKER_16]: Please place airheads into my human hand.
[SPEAKER_04]: So they're saying they're gonna give one away.
[SPEAKER_04]: I don't think they can give one away.
[SPEAKER_06]: Right.
[SPEAKER_04]: That is that accurate to the human sort of experience.
[SPEAKER_06]: Do you know where my brain just went?
[SPEAKER_06]: I'm sitting there like a week ago saying to Carla, I'm going off sugar for a while.
[SPEAKER_06]: And I just realized that I took October to knock off sugar in a spookie season.
[SPEAKER_04]: Spookie season is big for sugar, Mike.
[SPEAKER_07]: You know, for November, you should get off of Turkey
[SPEAKER_04]: That's exactly what you say you're off sugar.
[SPEAKER_04]: Are you going to stop drinking as well?
[SPEAKER_06]: Well based on you know recent memory no Get a Okay, you're sick Is it the famous Dave's Why you in here?
[SPEAKER_06]: We're out just doing this thing.
[SPEAKER_06]: You got a gig.
[SPEAKER_06]: I'll talk to you in a minute.
[SPEAKER_06]: All right.
[SPEAKER_06]: Well, he looks okay.
[SPEAKER_06]: He's happy You know what they think when they come home.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, how many tests are you missing today?
[SPEAKER_06]: I think he's missing one big one.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_04]: We might have already taken it.
[SPEAKER_06]: Might have already taken it.
[SPEAKER_06]: He's pretty good that way, so.
[SPEAKER_04]: All right.
[SPEAKER_04]: Josh was complaining about the changing skeletons in his neighborhood for the Halloween decorations and the neighbors he hates.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_04]: Now, Josh, I don't know if you would approve of this, but this guy in Kentucky, he's Trump.
[SPEAKER_10]: A pal County man is in jail.
[SPEAKER_10]: To police say he displayed disturbing Halloween decorations that depicted the bodies of some local officials.
[SPEAKER_00]: as L. E. X.
[SPEAKER_00]: 18's Lee Searsy found out the man has been in a longstanding feud with the city of Stanton, but authorities say this time he went too far.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_04]: This is a big story, my God, nice graphic.
[SPEAKER_09]: Even Markle is in hot water over his Halloween decorations.
[SPEAKER_09]: On Saturday, he looks like he's going to complain about the display that appeared to show fake body bags hanging in his front yard.
[SPEAKER_09]: Police say the decorations depicted the bodies of local officials.
[SPEAKER_09]: They say one fake hanging body bag was labeled district judge with a rope around the neck.
[SPEAKER_09]: C-A-N-Zone manager.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, you can't do that.
[SPEAKER_04]: Not in the judge.
[SPEAKER_07]: You could be a lot worse.
[SPEAKER_07]: Well, how do we know S-I-F isn't just his sister?
[SPEAKER_04]: Probably his.
[SPEAKER_07]: And today the skeletons are going to space.
[SPEAKER_07]: Hey there they are.
[SPEAKER_04]: I had a question about the skeletons.
[SPEAKER_04]: Do they change their outfits like overnight?
[SPEAKER_04]: So no one sees it happening.
[SPEAKER_06]: I love it.
[SPEAKER_06]: You got to get them on the show so we can interview.
[SPEAKER_06]: I'm sure.
[SPEAKER_06]: I'll be fine.
[SPEAKER_16]: Yes, we have them going into space.
[SPEAKER_16]: We have we changed their outfits.
[SPEAKER_16]: They did night.
[SPEAKER_07]: So it's a surprise when you talk to guy the other day at like six in the morning.
[SPEAKER_07]: Put them together the mystery machine.
[SPEAKER_07]: Well, his Scooby Doo set up.
[SPEAKER_07]: First time I've seen the guy outside of his house.
[SPEAKER_04]: Ask if he has any body bags.
[SPEAKER_06]: But I've never had any interaction, personally, with them.
[SPEAKER_07]: No.
[SPEAKER_07]: No, as far as I'm concerned, it's like the neighbor on the burps.
[SPEAKER_07]: We just stare.
[SPEAKER_04]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_04]: And Mike, let's close with this in China.
[SPEAKER_04]: They had a rally and they wanted to of course boost morale because you know Chinese morale should always be at an all-time I guess it should we agree on that.
[SPEAKER_04]: Well, yes, and they that would be a bumper sticker Chinese morale should always be at an all-time So they did a sort of like a firework show, but all the fireworks were being shot from drones pretty cool, right?
[SPEAKER_04]: Okay, all right.
[SPEAKER_04]: Unless you handle it wrong and all the fire just falls on the crowd watching.
[SPEAKER_04]: Oh dear
[SPEAKER_04]: Humps of fire are falling from the sky.
[SPEAKER_04]: What the fuck?
[SPEAKER_06]: Well, now there's an actual fire.
[SPEAKER_06]: Oh, no.
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_07]: You think they got the drone from Timo?
[SPEAKER_06]: Probably.
[SPEAKER_06]: How horrible.
[SPEAKER_06]: And they invented firework.
[SPEAKER_04]: I know.
[SPEAKER_04]: You see, it's kind of working there.
[SPEAKER_04]: But then there's more fire.
[SPEAKER_06]: Look at that.
[SPEAKER_06]: That is a Japanese person on fire.
[SPEAKER_04]: Exactly.
[SPEAKER_04]: Mike and the problem is it turns out they just when they were ordering they clicked extra spicy.
[SPEAKER_06]: There you go.
[SPEAKER_06]: Run!
[SPEAKER_06]: Run to your Lord!
[SPEAKER_06]: Well, my apologies for getting us started late today with kicking wires out at a very inopportune time.
[SPEAKER_06]: I'll try to do better.
[SPEAKER_06]: I really will.
[SPEAKER_06]: I promise to all of you listeners.
[SPEAKER_06]: Thank you for joining us.
[SPEAKER_06]: We'll be back with a brand new episode to tomorrow for Rob Spuac and Joshua Roca.
[SPEAKER_06]: Michael Maras saying so long, everybody.
[SPEAKER_01]: It's a long folk.
[SPEAKER_01]: Want more?
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[SPEAKER_01]: Get it at Michael Marasho.com.
[SPEAKER_12]: Michael Mara, radio entertainment.
[SPEAKER_13]: You can't keep getting away with it!
[SPEAKER_13]: He can't keep getting it away with that.
[SPEAKER_13]: And remember, we're not happy until you're not happy.
[SPEAKER_12]: Bit by bit, he began to recognize his own waste.