[SPEAKER_02]: You can listen to the Michael Marasho at michomerasho.com.
[SPEAKER_02]: Wow, what a happy year.
[SPEAKER_00]: It's a podcast.
[SPEAKER_00]: I want excitement.
[SPEAKER_00]: We have today.
[SPEAKER_02]: It's the Michael Marasho with Michael Maras.
[SPEAKER_02]: And Rob Spuac.
[SPEAKER_02]: Now here's my...
[SPEAKER_02]: I'm sure.
[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, yeah, we're good.
[SPEAKER_03]: You know... Hi.
[SPEAKER_03]: the computer has a habit of as soon as I hit start show it said you have no internet and kicked me out.
[SPEAKER_04]: But we're with that all that matters is that we're here Rob is not here.
[SPEAKER_04]: He's got some family stuff that he's dealing with with his dad so he is down in Florida but he's not going to be with this hopefully tomorrow Rob will be back on the show with us but we're giving him all the time that he needs.
[SPEAKER_04]: to be hanging out with his dad and we wish Bob Spiewak his daddy all the best as he is recovering from some very serious medical issues in the hospital and we hope he has a good solid recovery with that.
[SPEAKER_03]: I am a level in Facebook that way it will cheer him up whenever he can get on there.
[SPEAKER_04]: Absolutely, he would love to hear from you, and I have to tell you that immediately, immediately prior to the show, I talked about the fact that when we had the adult-winged coctacular the other night, and I wore the witchy poo costume, and I put the face nose on, and then I broke out.
[SPEAKER_04]: And it was almost like I was taking too many showers, because I don't know what happened,
[SPEAKER_04]: I was so proud of myself that when I had this breakout area on my nose that I went in and I performed my own esthetician work on it and then I went in and exfoliated and when I got out of the shower I looked and I said I really think that I have done it and then it wasn't until
[SPEAKER_04]: late probably late morning yesterday after the show or as the day went on and by the time night time hit that if you could see me closer you'd say I still have it all just heartened over and my nose looks like somebody put a bullet hole in it and that's that's where I am right now and it's a little disconcerting I'm a little self-conscious about it
[SPEAKER_03]: on it yesterday was read today it's lighter with the concealer.
[SPEAKER_03]: I think you could have gotten away with it today if you didn't tell anyone.
[SPEAKER_03]: I know.
[SPEAKER_03]: I can't do that.
[SPEAKER_03]: I can't.
[SPEAKER_03]: I know you can't.
[SPEAKER_03]: How did it do when the golf course?
[SPEAKER_04]: The golf course I don't care.
[SPEAKER_04]: In fact, nobody said anything and then I've got this other part right here, right here.
[SPEAKER_04]: right here as that like a sunglasses mark.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yes, that that that's we I'm so I'm I don't know it's time to go see my dermatologist I suppose and you know you should do that when you're out in the sun all the time anyway Josh Soroka you should make sure that you go to your dermatologist regularly and I know you're out in the sun all the time No matter how long you are get it checked out absolutely.
[SPEAKER_03]: Jim Hoffman says it's echoing
[SPEAKER_03]: I don't know what that means.
[SPEAKER_04]: That means there is an echo.
[SPEAKER_03]: That would mean they're here in an echo.
[SPEAKER_04]: I don't hear an echo on my end at all.
[SPEAKER_04]: So now this is one guy.
[SPEAKER_04]: This is one guy.
[SPEAKER_04]: Exactly.
[SPEAKER_04]: So if other people are here in the echo, let us know.
[SPEAKER_04]: Please let us know if there's an echo on the road about your nose when you're on the golf course because everyone on the golf course has had like sun spots removed so they always have always advantages and there's always some codger that's out there that said stuff hacked off chopped off burned off frozen off his body and it happens all the time.
[SPEAKER_04]: That's it.
[SPEAKER_04]: It's a regular thing.
[SPEAKER_04]: All right.
[SPEAKER_04]: This guy says no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
[SPEAKER_04]: It's you.
[SPEAKER_04]: All right, Jim, just because you hear an echo doesn't mean there's an echo on the show.
[SPEAKER_04]: All right.
[SPEAKER_04]: So be aware of that and let and we're a small outfit, Jim, that's why you are able to say that.
[SPEAKER_04]: And we immediately go into complete fear mode about the podcast.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, there's a if there's a real issue, we want to know about it.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, make sure first.
[SPEAKER_04]: And a joke will not cover it, Jim.
[SPEAKER_04]: You side tracked us.
[SPEAKER_04]: I am not happy.
[SPEAKER_04]: about that.
[SPEAKER_03]: So getting back to the original time to come around to say that your nose is echoing.
[SPEAKER_04]: No, it's not.
[SPEAKER_04]: It's not.
[SPEAKER_04]: My nose is not echoing.
[SPEAKER_04]: I load up with, you know, I am the husband of an esthetician.
[SPEAKER_04]: So I got all the products and I load up with the sunscreen and I put that and I think I do okay by and large.
[SPEAKER_04]: But I do think that everybody, when you're out
[SPEAKER_04]: because I am a lovely fair skinned girl.
[SPEAKER_04]: The doctor had me put this stuff on that essentially reddens your whole face and then attacks the areas that are pre-cancerous.
[SPEAKER_04]: And so you look like Freddie Kruger for the better part of a week.
[SPEAKER_04]: and I hated it.
[SPEAKER_04]: I hated it so much.
[SPEAKER_04]: I would have rather had the band aids and the localized stuff.
[SPEAKER_04]: But that's the, you know what it is?
[SPEAKER_04]: I think it's a cop out for the dermatologist to say here.
[SPEAKER_04]: Cover your face with this and it'll automatically seek out and burn off the gym off and with the 10 dollars.
[SPEAKER_04]: I don't have the sound effects, but that's awesome.
[SPEAKER_04]: I'll give me a sound effect.
[SPEAKER_04]: Here we go.
[SPEAKER_04]: This one goes out to Jim Hoffman.
[SPEAKER_04]: This one's for you, buddy.
[SPEAKER_04]: Here you go.
[SPEAKER_04]: Wait a minute.
[SPEAKER_04]: It's beaver.
[SPEAKER_03]: There.
[SPEAKER_03]: Let's say no.
[SPEAKER_03]: Thank you.
[SPEAKER_04]: We'll have that one in a while.
[SPEAKER_04]: I appreciate that.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: I think the whole point of those bandages is bandaged up your face and leave.
[SPEAKER_03]: So then you're at home when you discover how much of a mess we made to be a half of your face.
[SPEAKER_04]: that there are two ways of doing there are all sorts of tricks that these guys I like when they go in and they just sort of freeze an area and they deal with it that way but some guys get really carved up I saw a listener on Facebook that said he had a small area and it looked like they went deep you know sometimes the the melanoma stuff is dangerous they have to go and go and go in there and grab it all that with a melon baller
[SPEAKER_04]: Thank God for YouTube video highlights.
[SPEAKER_04]: I did not even linger past one inning last night.
[SPEAKER_04]: The Omera family was tired after taking my son down to best soon practice and going to iguana mia north.
[SPEAKER_04]: where Carla and I both enjoyed, well, she had one, I had two, and then it was off to bassoon practice, and then over what an incredibly exciting life I lead, over to bassoon proct practice followed by a trip to Marshall's to buy bath towels, isn't that exciting?
[SPEAKER_04]: That's my life, and I'm sticking to it.
[SPEAKER_03]: Marshall seems to be a weekly visit for me as well.
[SPEAKER_03]: It is, I don't get it.
[SPEAKER_03]: It's what we do.
[SPEAKER_03]: But it's, you go along for the ride.
[SPEAKER_04]: You do, and they love it.
[SPEAKER_04]: And she wanted to get us some little home thing next door.
[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, I made it to the car after that.
[SPEAKER_04]: I didn't want to deal with that.
[SPEAKER_04]: But I was a home sense.
[SPEAKER_03]: Is that a place that's door?
[SPEAKER_03]: Home goods, homes, I skipped out on.
[SPEAKER_03]: I tripped a home sense.
[SPEAKER_04]: Home abuse, home, I don't know.
[SPEAKER_03]: But we did get some baseball last night.
[SPEAKER_04]: It really, I wanted to ask you this, being the biggest baseball fan I've ever had as a friend, I've never had a passionate baseball fan like you, you root for another team, not the RedSix, my family.
[SPEAKER_04]: that cared about the Red Sox has drifted away.
[SPEAKER_04]: They're not all in like they used to be.
[SPEAKER_04]: I rekindled my relationship with baseball because my son got into it.
[SPEAKER_04]: And now, I think we're dealing with because of the team involved, the Dodgers and show Hayo Tani.
[SPEAKER_04]: We're dealing with a pretty compelling world series simply because of the talent involved and the fact that
[SPEAKER_04]: You know, they're not lying down and dying in Toronto, they're not giving up, you know, they're not quitting is what I'm saying.
[SPEAKER_03]: I don't want to watch this world series because I hate the Dodgers and all the money they spent and I hate the blue jays because of them being in division.
[SPEAKER_03]: So I have decided to not watch the world series.
[SPEAKER_03]: Now the problem is there's a couple of compelling storylines that keep pulling me back in.
[SPEAKER_03]: The first is the blue jays rookie pitcher something to savage who pitched his first major
[SPEAKER_03]: he's gone from tripway to the playoffs to pitching game one of the world series and he's out standing.
[SPEAKER_03]: It's great and then there's no wheel tony.
[SPEAKER_03]: Well who is the next level?
[SPEAKER_04]: The thing about baseball and I wanted to ask you about this because I forgot what the total hours were.
[SPEAKER_04]: Last night ladies and gentlemen.
[SPEAKER_04]: Six and a half hours if you did not, if you had your head in the sand and you're not paying attention.
[SPEAKER_04]: By the way, I know I don't need the people to say it's baseball
[SPEAKER_04]: I really do.
[SPEAKER_04]: I get so tired.
[SPEAKER_04]: If they look if it's not your sport anymore, that's fine.
[SPEAKER_04]: If you got pissed off with strikes, that's fine.
[SPEAKER_04]: I get it.
[SPEAKER_04]: But this was an 18 inning game and my question to you.
[SPEAKER_04]: I am a baseball purist.
[SPEAKER_04]: You are a baseball purist to me.
[SPEAKER_04]: That 18 innings.
[SPEAKER_04]: is what makes baseball great.
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm sorry.
[SPEAKER_04]: That's the way I look at it.
[SPEAKER_03]: It is.
[SPEAKER_03]: And what's great about playoff baseball is they don't do the ghost runner on second.
[SPEAKER_03]: Right.
[SPEAKER_03]: So you get real baseball.
[SPEAKER_04]: You get real baseball where they're not trying to accelerate the game because we collectively as a people have lost our ability to wait for anything in a marriage.
[SPEAKER_03]: No.
[SPEAKER_03]: And with baseball, it's what makes baseball special is there's no running up the clock.
[SPEAKER_03]: Right.
[SPEAKER_03]: You can score at any point.
[SPEAKER_03]: You can score as much as you want, take the lead at any time.
[SPEAKER_03]: It's what makes it great.
[SPEAKER_03]: Right.
[SPEAKER_03]: Um, Otani got on base nine times yesterday.
[SPEAKER_03]: It was, uh, yeah, doubles, you homeruns and they walked them five times.
[SPEAKER_04]: Amazing.
[SPEAKER_04]: And really, the only mistake they made is they should have walked him earlier because that's how great he was.
[SPEAKER_04]: He hit everything that was thrown to him.
[SPEAKER_04]: And this game,
[SPEAKER_04]: I just, I don't know what I did about sports before I had the YouTube highlights.
[SPEAKER_04]: I give it the most credit in the world that I can watch the highlights of the entire game before my son goes to school in the morning and then send him off and then Freddy Freeman and his teeth.
[SPEAKER_04]: uh... with another walk off home run for the Dodgers here's why we differ when it comes to the Toronto blue jays i being a hockey fan as well believed that the blue jay fans have suffered they've suffered with that hockey team up in Toronto where they live and die hockey hockey hockey once again this past and the cup season they were disappointed with their team again
[SPEAKER_04]: I feel they are good sports fans and they are long suffering sports fans.
[SPEAKER_04]: So to me, it would be very cool to see David beat Goliath and you know, with all that money that goes into the Los Angeles Dodgers and all the celebrities that are sitting there watching the Dodgers play, but you got to give it to the Dodgers last night.
[SPEAKER_04]: 18 innings, that has got to be a knife in the heart of the team that loses when you've put all that time in it.
[SPEAKER_04]: And, you know, they just weren't getting hits, especially later, they threw every pitcher, they could throw at the guys and they couldn't hit them and it was a stunning victory and 18 innings is pretty cool.
[SPEAKER_04]: do you believe like I believe I don't think enough people were talking about it.
[SPEAKER_04]: I mean, I didn't hear it.
[SPEAKER_04]: I didn't hear people, you know, I don't hang out by water coolers.
[SPEAKER_04]: I hang around golfers, but you didn't hear a lot of the buzz like you would with even a high-level college football game.
[SPEAKER_03]: Now, did you see the news about Brad Paisley?
[SPEAKER_03]: who sung the National Anthem.
[SPEAKER_03]: Did you know what was it bad?
[SPEAKER_03]: Well, no, it was fine, it was good.
[SPEAKER_03]: But here's what Brad Paceley has done.
[SPEAKER_03]: He sang the National Anthem last night, the game went 18 innings.
[SPEAKER_06]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_03]: Last year, he sung game one, it went 10 innings.
[SPEAKER_03]: 2018, he sung game three, it went 18 innings.
[SPEAKER_03]: 2017, he sung game two, it went 11 innings.
[SPEAKER_03]: Every game, he sings the National Anthem that goes to extra innings in the world series.
[SPEAKER_04]: And is it usually the Dodgers that he sings for?
[SPEAKER_04]: Is that who he usually is?
[SPEAKER_03]: I mean, it would have been this year in last year, but I don't know previous before that.
[SPEAKER_04]: Gee, it just seems to me that when you're combining country music and baseball, you might want to bring you know, a little more popular artist into the fray, you know, and it's just the national anthem.
[SPEAKER_03]: And we don't want a, you know, we don't want the halftime show type things.
[SPEAKER_04]: I watch today.
[SPEAKER_04]: I watched a, not a mashup, but a montage of different horrible national anthems going all the way back to I think it was was it Carl Lewis that mangled it you had Rosanne do a horrible job you had that girl that was on like some kind of medication I forgot the artist that wasn't able to do it right that was recent yes.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, so it was, you know, now it's got, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's
[SPEAKER_03]: How long?
[SPEAKER_03]: They did it in one year.
[SPEAKER_03]: Last year, record break in ticket sales.
[SPEAKER_03]: License in Japan, they made up $700 million increase in their profit margin.
[SPEAKER_04]: Do you think they'll be a real run?
[SPEAKER_04]: I know the Red Sox have a few Japanese players.
[SPEAKER_04]: Do you think they're because now the Dodgers don't only have showhail, Tony, but now they've got a legitimate great picture with the other guy.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, well, I think it's boring to rest in that if the Dodgers already made all that money back They can spend money again I said I just tilted on me.
[SPEAKER_04]: I made up a joke when they were talking about seven hundred million dollars on I said hey, that's a lot of zeros as a matter of fact That's what my father said when he was talking about the Japanese in World War
[SPEAKER_04]: That's a Japanese fighter jet.
[SPEAKER_04]: That's a Japanese fighter jet joke that I gave in there.
[SPEAKER_04]: So does he get the, he gets $700 million.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_04]: And how long is the contract for it?
[SPEAKER_04]: I believe it's either eight or 10 years.
[SPEAKER_04]: Good Lord.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, well, I mean, he's worth it, but he does what he does.
[SPEAKER_03]: And he made it all up in one year.
[SPEAKER_03]: He's, he showed on the field that he's worth it.
[SPEAKER_03]: And he's still with license and he's worth it.
[SPEAKER_04]: now with my team and you are in a different world with your team.
[SPEAKER_04]: When I look at the Dodgers, I say to myself, you know, with a few pieces of the puzzle, you know, rumor has it that the red socks were getting ready to do a blockbuster deal for who's that pitcher's schoolable?
[SPEAKER_04]: You know that guy?
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, right?
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, the, from the pirates?
[SPEAKER_03]: I've also seen articles about the
[SPEAKER_04]: All right, so that's my question to you.
[SPEAKER_04]: Do you feel when you watch a juggerna, like the Los Angeles Dodgers, that you and that poor suffering Baltimore market have a team that can be competitive, that can actually spend the money to get the players, to be on the same level, you know?
[SPEAKER_04]: I don't worry about it with the racetracks, do you worry about it with the Orioles?
[SPEAKER_03]: No, because I don't think the blue jays are a juggernaut as far as spending money and we've beaten the blue jays It's it's all about being healthy throughout the year getting there, and then anyone can win Jacob s it's great joke.
[SPEAKER_04]: I thought it was it didn't even go over with the old man That's a lot of zeros and that's what my dad said when he was in Japan
[SPEAKER_04]: World War II, a lot of zeros.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yes, sir.
[SPEAKER_04]: I should have perhaps made it Pearl Harbor, but the too soon too soon for that one I'm not sure I want to do that Moving right along yesterday.
[SPEAKER_04]: I brought this to the show where I get a lot of stuff online that
[SPEAKER_04]: You know, like so many of us now, you can't discern whether it's AI in beautiful video today.
[SPEAKER_04]: I think the very first or very second or third thing that I play on beautiful video will be, is it real?
[SPEAKER_04]: Is it not real?
[SPEAKER_04]: Anything I see now, I question the sincerity.
[SPEAKER_04]: So, I talk about...
[SPEAKER_04]: There's marketing.
[SPEAKER_03]: What's a, especially if there's marketing and someone selling something right.
[SPEAKER_03]: I just stare at it to be like is this real.
[SPEAKER_04]: All right, so let me set it up for you.
[SPEAKER_04]: What this is is I somehow talk about in our house my
[SPEAKER_04]: wife has a thing about the laundry.
[SPEAKER_04]: She doesn't love doing it, but she wants to do it because she doesn't want anybody else messing around with it.
[SPEAKER_04]: The only thing she requires of me, and I'm talking about, she does the whole shoot match and folds this giant pile
[SPEAKER_04]: And if I want to hang up my golf shirts like this, pretty when I'm wearing here, I hang it up.
[SPEAKER_04]: And that's my responsibility.
[SPEAKER_04]: But she does all the folding.
[SPEAKER_04]: And I know that she kind of doesn't mind.
[SPEAKER_04]: She wants her laundry done just so.
[SPEAKER_04]: Does my kids laundry, does the family towels, everything, and...
[SPEAKER_04]: She does my laundry as well, but the folding process, I know we've had multiple discussions about it in the house, and I think that's why whatever, Eve's dropping Effing Algorithm was listening to my conversation, got me for laundry folding, that subject.
[SPEAKER_04]: Now,
[SPEAKER_04]: I got the, I found a video of the super modern looking machine that apparently folds laundry, but every time I've done a real Google search, there's no way.
[SPEAKER_03]: I know I don't know this video yet.
[SPEAKER_04]: All right, well, I want to cooperate with it.
[SPEAKER_04]: Okay, but I'm just going to tell you this that you'll see this video.
[SPEAKER_04]: And then we'll I'll invite anybody that might have seen it or used it or it or it's total BS and it's AI because there are I believe legitimate
[SPEAKER_04]: Laundry folding machines that resemble something from the 1960s.
[SPEAKER_04]: They're clunky, they're big, and they don't look like this.
[SPEAKER_04]: And there's something like that.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, and there's like the manual wood things where they fold, like for in the stores where you see them fold.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, we just put like a board and just steam and all that.
[SPEAKER_04]: All right, so this is what this is similar to what I saw on my feet.
[SPEAKER_04]: And I went, oh my god, it's a Laundry folded machine.
[SPEAKER_04]: I have no idea that I leave it for.
[SPEAKER_00]: Thank you for your mind, Render.
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, it's already safe.
[SPEAKER_00]: Things both in the top, blows the lid and let it do the rest.
[SPEAKER_00]: A few minutes later, it starts stacking.
[SPEAKER_00]: Perfectly pulled a piece is right in the back.
[SPEAKER_03]: No.
[SPEAKER_03]: You know how you know it's fake?
[SPEAKER_03]: How?
[SPEAKER_03]: It looks like a printer.
[SPEAKER_03]: Think about, if you throw all your clothes in there, look at how she just dumps the clothes in there.
[SPEAKER_04]: Hey, Quinn, hey, Quinn, the whole house in Tena was over 20 years ago, Quinn, got you been with me a long time.
[SPEAKER_04]: That's a whole, I didn't go out and buy.
[SPEAKER_04]: First of all, there is no link to like buy it, which is not real.
[SPEAKER_04]: Look at somebody's taking it some time.
[SPEAKER_04]: Somebody's taking the time to create this
[SPEAKER_03]: Let's talk about our clothes, so she just drops a handful of clothes in there.
[SPEAKER_03]: So the machine has to have enough room in there to sort out to know which piece of fabric goes with each clothing.
[SPEAKER_03]: There's not enough room in there.
[SPEAKER_03]: Right.
[SPEAKER_03]: Then if you go later in the video at this little slot, my clothes cannot fit through that slot.
[SPEAKER_03]: I've never seen anything folded that small.
[SPEAKER_04]: Look at that, look at that beautifully folded.
[SPEAKER_04]: Can you run it from the top again so we can really get a look at it?
[SPEAKER_04]: And what a lovely lady with her.
[SPEAKER_00]: This kind of thing.
[SPEAKER_00]: All I have to do is load the clean loads into the top, load the lid, and let it do the rest.
[SPEAKER_00]: A few minutes later, it starts stacking.
[SPEAKER_00]: Perfectly folded pieces right into the bottom.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, I see your point.
[SPEAKER_04]: The towel would have came out of that spot.
[SPEAKER_03]: That's such a moron.
[SPEAKER_03]: I really put there on.
[SPEAKER_03]: There are real things as folder machines.
[SPEAKER_03]: I think they're for like dry cleaners.
[SPEAKER_04]: Wouldn't that be great though if there was technology and it was that stream line?
[SPEAKER_03]: Have you seen the Ikea steamer?
[SPEAKER_04]: No.
[SPEAKER_04]: The Ikea steamer, that was an act that some of the Freppoys did at American University.
[SPEAKER_04]: The Ikea steamer, that was a naughty thing that we did.
[SPEAKER_03]: So it's a close steamer geared towards like college kids.
[SPEAKER_03]: But it looks like one of those guys, one of those things you put outside of the gas station with the man that blows with the arms that move around, but you put your shirt on it and inflate from the house inside.
[SPEAKER_03]: I see that.
[SPEAKER_03]: And that's real.
[SPEAKER_03]: That's real, right?
[SPEAKER_04]: Can you find that?
[SPEAKER_04]: Can you find that one, the clothes steamer, because that's the one where it does look like you put the shirt on like a mannequin top and then it blows steam
[SPEAKER_04]: And that doesn't fold it, that presses it.
[SPEAKER_03]: That gives you a perfectly pressed shirt.
[SPEAKER_03]: Right.
[SPEAKER_03]: And that's one that I looked at, and I thought it was fake as well.
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, you thought that one was fake.
[SPEAKER_04]: You know, you know, you know what I talked about?
[SPEAKER_04]: You're going to talk about the fat people that are on doing gymnastics and breaking the equipment.
[SPEAKER_04]: That's using the internet for good.
[SPEAKER_04]: When you're doing all this work, just to create something that looks fake.
[SPEAKER_04]: All right, it's haunted.
[SPEAKER_04]: 250 Amazon items available now that will blow your mind.
[SPEAKER_04]: What is that?
[SPEAKER_04]: That's not telling me anything.
[SPEAKER_04]: Give me a link.
[SPEAKER_04]: Give me a link, tell me what it is, you know?
[SPEAKER_04]: That's what I want.
[SPEAKER_04]: I want technology that's going to make my life.
[SPEAKER_04]: I think there is the possibility.
[SPEAKER_04]: With sensors, you have cars that park themselves now.
[SPEAKER_04]: You have cars that drive for you.
[SPEAKER_04]: You can have a big streamlined size of about, probably the size of about a small dryer that would probably do a folding thing with cameras.
[SPEAKER_03]: I don't think there's room to fold.
[SPEAKER_03]: Really?
[SPEAKER_03]: I think the sword in this the problem.
[SPEAKER_04]: All right.
[SPEAKER_03]: I tried.
[SPEAKER_03]: You know, here's the steamer I thought was fake,
[SPEAKER_04]: And that's because it, oh, so that, that doing that is steaming from the inside outside, and it really, and then you put it on a hanger.
[SPEAKER_04]: That would be great for me.
[SPEAKER_04]: Like can I see it again from the beginning?
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_04]: I'd like to see what this is because that's something.
[SPEAKER_03]: They did something on the, on the pants to get your attention.
[SPEAKER_03]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_04]: You know what, but here's the problem, and that's why I think it might be fake.
[SPEAKER_03]: It's not real.
[SPEAKER_04]: It's real.
[SPEAKER_04]: You can actually buy it.
[SPEAKER_04]: But why do they have to go so fast?
[SPEAKER_04]: Because that would take, if you were steaming something, even when you inflated it, you would have to wait for the wrinkles to come out of it, I believe.
[SPEAKER_04]: That's the way that would go.
[SPEAKER_04]: I think that would be almost as good as a folder, because I put my stuff up on hangers.
[SPEAKER_03]: Do you put your your myriad of t-shirts all t-shirts all shirts go and hangers and then have a drawer for shorts and a drawer for like you know socks and underwear.
[SPEAKER_04]: All right, I get it.
[SPEAKER_04]: That's wonderful.
[SPEAKER_04]: So yeah, I guess it is clickbait but I get disappointed when I have that that happened.
[SPEAKER_04]: I really wish we had products like this and I will inquire although we don't have an IKEA in my part of the world.
[SPEAKER_04]: So I would have to drive across alligator alley by alligator avocados to go over and see my clothing steamer that would be it.
[SPEAKER_04]: And listen, I've talked about my nose.
[SPEAKER_04]: I've talked about baseball, but I have not gotten a chance to a...
[SPEAKER_03]: I found a closer, a folder for you, please.
[SPEAKER_03]: It's about the size of an old copy machine.
[SPEAKER_03]: Okay, let's take a look.
[SPEAKER_03]: Let me pour it up.
[SPEAKER_03]: Is it fake or real?
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, see, that's for a professional laundry, right?
[SPEAKER_03]: I think, or, yeah, laundry or retail place, but you can see it uses those same boards like a manual person would do.
[SPEAKER_04]: So there has to be some sort of manual, some aspect of that at a time, yeah.
[SPEAKER_04]: All right.
[SPEAKER_04]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_04]: I see that to me, if it's going to load, then what's the good of having a machine?
[SPEAKER_04]: I want to take something that looks like it's been up somebody's ass, but it's clean and just throw it in, all wrinkled and then it comes out perfectly folded and pressed.
[SPEAKER_04]: And I don't think that we are, you know, in a society with the incredibly talented people that create machines, that we shouldn't have something like that.
[SPEAKER_04]: As a matter of fact, when you think about technology, Josh,
[SPEAKER_04]: many, many, many more technological advances than we have by now when you think about it.
[SPEAKER_03]: It's a phone.
[SPEAKER_03]: We were teased with the jetzons.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: The jetzons had everything covered for them, and we just have the phone.
[SPEAKER_03]: We just have a computer that's smaller.
[SPEAKER_03]: Let's do that.
[SPEAKER_03]: The jetpack.
[SPEAKER_04]: Hey, every now and then you'll see a video with a jetpack.
[SPEAKER_04]: What are people doing?
[SPEAKER_04]: They're still killing themselves by jumping off of cliffs with a wing that's made out of nylon and smashing into the cliffs below.
[SPEAKER_04]: Come on.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, the only jetpack I see are the ones that go on like water that has the hose down right so they can only float above the water.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yes, you know often they can send a man to the moon, but we still have to fold towels.
[SPEAKER_04]: By the way, we got a nice deal on some very, very nice quick-drying towels at Marshall's last night.
[SPEAKER_04]: Although I really made a case for the Chinese towels, Carla said she wanted to feel the towels before she bought them, so we weren't able to do it that way, but I am telling you they would be cost effective, because the towels worked out to be about 9.99.
[SPEAKER_04]: about $9.50 for a towel at Marshalls, and I'm thinking, you know, you could have probably gotten four towels from our Chinese friends for about 14 bucks.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yes, my problem though is I never know what size it actually is.
[SPEAKER_04]: Remember, Lance says that Gary has an automatic closed folder.
[SPEAKER_04]: It's Rob.
[SPEAKER_04]: Don't pick on Rob when he's not here.
[SPEAKER_04]: You're not allowed to do that.
[SPEAKER_04]: I'd like to see it, I really would.
[SPEAKER_04]: All right, last thing before we move on here because I've got a fat news program.
[SPEAKER_04]: I've got a beautiful video for you today as well.
[SPEAKER_04]: And Josh wants to discuss Halloween shopping etiquette, but I wanted to talk about this particular thing.
[SPEAKER_04]: I don't think I'm alone in my market of Fort Myers, Florida because I think this exists everywhere.
[SPEAKER_04]: And this is what I'm gonna throw out.
[SPEAKER_04]: I am not, I am not,
[SPEAKER_04]: attempting to offend anyone.
[SPEAKER_04]: I am just telling you, uh, and I'll compare it to, uh, saying Augustine where you live, as well.
[SPEAKER_04]: But I wrote this down.
[SPEAKER_04]: Why are pickups?
[SPEAKER_04]: the most dangerous drivers.
[SPEAKER_04]: Why is it the pickup trucks when I'm out in rush hour traffic either coming or going that feel like they can come up on your bumper that feel like they can make every lane change that that where the speed limit is complete.
[SPEAKER_04]: completely and totally irrelevant.
[SPEAKER_04]: Now look, there are a whole drivers in every category from 18 wheel trucks to dump trucks, to mini vans, to crotch rockets, to Toyota Corolas, to Lexus SUVs, it doesn't matter, but I am telling you.
[SPEAKER_04]: When I am on the road down here, where there are a lot of work people that are in pickup trucks, the pickup truck drivers, I think, lap the field when it comes to being a holes out there, and I was wondering if you could commissarate with that.
[SPEAKER_03]: Now, I own a pickup, but it's a smaller pickup.
[SPEAKER_03]: But they are because you have two different types of people that have these big pickups.
[SPEAKER_03]: It's either the workers, which means they don't live in the area so they don't care.
[SPEAKER_03]: They just try to get from job to job and they're driving recklessly because of that.
[SPEAKER_04]: I wrote this down.
[SPEAKER_04]: Do you think it's because they hate their life?
[SPEAKER_03]: I don't think they hate their life.
[SPEAKER_03]: I think they hate you.
[SPEAKER_04]: Why would they hate me?
[SPEAKER_04]: I don't do anything to them because I have a because I've had a bad John my car that was made in a foreign line that what it is.
[SPEAKER_03]: No, no, it's the fact that they're just there to work And they're gonna get from point A to point B the second people that own the pickup trucks Do not need to pick up trucks or just your Florida Red Nax
[SPEAKER_04]: And they want to drive the big wide wheel.
[SPEAKER_03]: They want the big wide wheels.
[SPEAKER_03]: They want the back lowered and the front up.
[SPEAKER_03]: So they can look at the sky while driving.
[SPEAKER_03]: They want the big car.
[SPEAKER_03]: And it's almost like they buy that car so that if there's traffic, they can just ride through the median, drive over the curb and get around.
[SPEAKER_04]: I saw one time a jacked up pickup.
[SPEAKER_04]: It was not a, you know, something you would see in an arena big wheel or anything like that.
[SPEAKER_04]: It wasn't a monster truck, but it had large enough tires where it cut somebody off, and it did not see that directly in front of him was a core vet.
[SPEAKER_04]: I talked about this on the show.
[SPEAKER_03]: Go up on it.
[SPEAKER_04]: he went right up he rolled right up over the back of the Corvette and then the Corvette didn't even stop and when I got up to my eggs at the Corvette had taken the same eggs that I did and I looked over and the Corvette was filled with a couple of hinky people and I think they didn't pull over because they didn't want to deal with John Law but they did not want to deal with the state troopers and that's why they didn't pull over because they were literally were dent marks where this monster semi monster truck had rolled up the back I think
[SPEAKER_04]: It's just because they are pissed off at the world, and maybe you're right, the redneck factor that don't need them, it's the red, we have way too many rednecks in Florida.
[SPEAKER_04]: And I agree with the bit about going job to job, but it to me, if you were to break out percentages on it, you would have a significant percentage more pickups that violate laws out on the roads.
[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, man, that anywhere else.
[SPEAKER_04]: And I'm not, well, just curious whether it's every city and no, and I'm not a kind of like that.
[SPEAKER_03]: And a lot of times they are modified that they're breaking the law even before they start driving just the way they're designed.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, I think so.
[SPEAKER_04]: By the way, you have a little one.
[SPEAKER_04]: Do you, uh, do you ever, when you first bought your pickup truck?
[SPEAKER_04]: Is this the first one you've had or have you had multiple?
[SPEAKER_03]: No, I've had multiple.
[SPEAKER_04]: Do you ever have a big one?
[SPEAKER_04]: Do you ever really have a meme bad ass crash when you were younger?
[SPEAKER_03]: My first car was a pretty big, uh, big, uh, GMCC era.
[SPEAKER_04]: And did you have a, when you got into that, when you felt the power of getting up into that cab?
[SPEAKER_04]: No, it was a take up truck.
[SPEAKER_04]: Did you, did you feel suddenly a massive desire to break every major traffic law that's out there?
[SPEAKER_04]: Did you feel that?
[SPEAKER_03]: No, I don't think I fall into that.
[SPEAKER_03]: That's why I'm looking more towards the redneck side of all right, all right.
[SPEAKER_04]: I had one, I think everybody should look.
[SPEAKER_04]: I think it's as American as Apple Pie to all in a pickup truck at some point in your life.
[SPEAKER_04]: I had one way back in the day.
[SPEAKER_04]: I had a pickup truck.
[SPEAKER_04]: They're fun to drive, all right.
[SPEAKER_04]: Some places that, you know, everybody has them.
[SPEAKER_04]: I know places where people spend more on their trucks than they do on where they live.
[SPEAKER_04]: And that is the God's honest truth.
[SPEAKER_04]: And I get it.
[SPEAKER_04]: Get it.
[SPEAKER_04]: But man.
[SPEAKER_04]: Glenn Burney, Maryland, a fine one of the places right between a Napolis and Baltimore, Maryland, ladies and gentlemen, it would be absolutely wonderful.
[SPEAKER_04]: But really, for, you know, I'm not trying to insult all pickup truck drivers.
[SPEAKER_04]: I'm just saying that the relay holes that are out there usually are driving a pickup truck.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, it's the point out.
[SPEAKER_03]: So they can look down at the liberals.
[SPEAKER_04]: Do you think they're all driven by Trumpers?
[SPEAKER_04]: Is that what it is?
[SPEAKER_03]: 100%.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: All right.
[SPEAKER_03]: That's right.
[SPEAKER_04]: Because they have to get right to the job site.
[SPEAKER_04]: And clean up all the rubble from the east wing of the White House when they're taking it out to the dump site.
[SPEAKER_04]: All right.
[SPEAKER_04]: We've got to move on, ladies and gentlemen.
[SPEAKER_04]: We've got a big show for you today, and we want to thank you for joining us.
[SPEAKER_04]: And once again, a special shout out to our buddy Rob, who should be joining us on the show tomorrow?
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[SPEAKER_04]: There it is!
[SPEAKER_04]: Is that the open of the new one?
[SPEAKER_04]: We found that out yesterday.
[SPEAKER_04]: Ah, that is the new one.
[SPEAKER_04]: What frustrates me, ladies and gentlemen, when we get to a massive hurricane, is I'm always amazed at how much video we get that doesn't show hurricane force wins.
[SPEAKER_04]: It's usually days after the fact that we get that video coming in, but we haven't even seen anything that I found compelling.
[SPEAKER_04]: Have you seen anything out there yet?
[SPEAKER_03]: Because in order to get live, like tearing something up, you have to have the cameras in the right spot.
[SPEAKER_03]: It's impossible to get a crew member there.
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm pressing.
[SPEAKER_04]: I'm going to take a while.
[SPEAKER_04]: Experts say Hurricane Melissa's 185 mile an hour wins.
[SPEAKER_04]: All I know from being down here in Florida, and you know it too, when they talk about over 150 miles an hour, you're talking catastrophic wind damage, not just storm surge, wind damage, and this is in Jamaica, right?
[SPEAKER_04]: Correct.
[SPEAKER_04]: uh... let me see one hundred a handful today one hundred eighty five it's already made landfall in Jamaica uh... eight hundred ninety two millibars of central pressure now once again because i'm not sure i saw what i believed was a hurricane hind hunter showing the eye of uh... the storm it was phenomenal to look at there was a video of a military uh... plane that flew through the eye the other day
[SPEAKER_04]: And now they are not going into the center because it's too dangerous because it's too powerful.
[SPEAKER_04]: Let's see, it tied two different records for the strongest Atlantic storm upon hitting land.
[SPEAKER_04]: The pressure measurement, the key one meteorologist use ties with 1935's Labor Day Hurricane in Florida and the wind speed ties with that of the 1935 Hurricane and
[SPEAKER_04]: 2019's Hurricane Dorian.
[SPEAKER_04]: That's according to Hurricane Scientist Philip Klotzbach of Colorado State and Brian McNulty of the University of Miami.
[SPEAKER_04]: Klotzbach says, quote, it's been a remarkable storm just a beast of a storm and for that tiny island of Jamaica, we wish them the absolute best with this because it really is terrifying.
[SPEAKER_03]: And sorry for every woman named Melissa.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, because they'll be settled with that for a long time, but not as bad as if it was the continental United States.
[SPEAKER_04]: Then it becomes a more population centers.
[SPEAKER_04]: According to a new report, the average American spends nearly 48% of their paycheck within the first 48 hours, and 35% of the paycheck is gone within the first 12 hours.
[SPEAKER_04]: That's paycheck to paycheck America we're talking about.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, you pay your bills.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yep.
[SPEAKER_03]: That's most of it.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_04]: It's especially true among millennials who spend money faster than any other generation.
[SPEAKER_04]: I think of a guy I worked with years ago, Josh.
[SPEAKER_04]: She was a production director at WAVA.
[SPEAKER_04]: And his name was Rusty Ford, and there was a song at the time called Just Got Pay Friday Night, and Rusty would go down to the local banking comeback with the cash in his head, and boy, the partying would start then.
[SPEAKER_04]: No, they're not running out to buy a new TV or a laboubu or whatever.
[SPEAKER_04]: Most of that spending goes towards essentials, 52% of people.
[SPEAKER_04]: say they cover groceries or necessities as soon as they receive their paycheck others pay bills that are due within the week or they take care of major obligations like rent or credit cards 32% also knock out smaller bills such as utilities or subscriptions.
[SPEAKER_03]: I don't think this is any sort of really average everyone box does this this way.
[SPEAKER_04]: A lot of pinch comes from a bi-weekly pay schedule while bills come continuously throughout any given month, 62% of people say being paid daily or as they work would improve their financial wellness and decrease stress.
[SPEAKER_03]: How about a monthly pay schedule?
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, a monthly pay.
[SPEAKER_04]: So that's fine.
[SPEAKER_04]: Why don't we do it that way?
[SPEAKER_03]: That's what we do.
[SPEAKER_04]: That's what we do here.
[SPEAKER_04]: Tiny little monthly payment.
[SPEAKER_03]: Daily would be very complicated.
[SPEAKER_04]: Daily would be.
[SPEAKER_05]: I was so boo-yassir
[SPEAKER_04]: Yes, if you'd like to send a super chat for the daily pay that we get on this show, that'd be wonderful.
[SPEAKER_04]: Hey John, we'll see the money in three months.
[SPEAKER_04]: I'm excited, happy National Chocolate Day.
[SPEAKER_04]: It's chocolate.
[SPEAKER_04]: That's today.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yes, it is.
[SPEAKER_04]: Happy National Chocolate Day.
[SPEAKER_04]: Are you going to grab a candy bar?
[SPEAKER_04]: I got something at Marshall's last night and my weight was up today.
[SPEAKER_04]: It's in.
[SPEAKER_04]: I might go on and get it.
[SPEAKER_04]: I've got mine right here.
[SPEAKER_04]: I got something, you know, were we talking about Dubai chocolate on the show?
[SPEAKER_03]: Well, the $24 little squares.
[SPEAKER_04]: This was not $24, but I got, I got me a milk chocolate Dubai.
[SPEAKER_04]: I'll tell you about it in a second.
[SPEAKER_04]: The fact that it's three days before Halloween, National Chocolate Day seems kind of evil.
[SPEAKER_04]: Do we really mean another excuse?
[SPEAKER_04]: A poll of 1,000 Americans found 79% of us eat chocolate at least once a week in general.
[SPEAKER_04]: Now does it count with my chocolate brownie protein bars that I eat?
[SPEAKER_04]: Does that count as chocolate in the name?
[SPEAKER_04]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_04]: All right.
[SPEAKER_04]: On Halloween week, it's a lot more than that 59% say milk chocolate is their favorite type.
[SPEAKER_04]: Who would disagree with that?
[SPEAKER_04]: Dark chocolate is next and white chocolate is a distant third.
[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, white chocolate is my favorite.
[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, it's good stuff.
[SPEAKER_04]: I enjoyed it too.
[SPEAKER_04]: If there's any doubt that Halloween runs on chocolate, a recent poll by Ranker.com, one of my favorite websites, that looked at 10 Halloween candies that we opened first.
[SPEAKER_04]: I gave you the top five because it was boring.
[SPEAKER_04]: Number five is Snickers.
[SPEAKER_04]: Number four, M&M's.
[SPEAKER_04]: You have Reese's Pieces.
[SPEAKER_04]: I don't know.
[SPEAKER_04]: Number three, Twix.
[SPEAKER_04]: Never been a fan.
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh my god, I love the phrase.
[SPEAKER_03]: It's her favorite.
[SPEAKER_04]: I like number two, Kit Kat.
[SPEAKER_04]: That's mine and of course, you know what's number one.
[SPEAKER_04]: I'm sure you know what's number one, right?
[SPEAKER_04]: Do I know, like, I've just a Hershey bar?
[SPEAKER_04]: Number one.
[SPEAKER_04]: No, no, more popular than a Hershey bar.
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, I don't know.
[SPEAKER_03]: My favorites are three Musketeer.
[SPEAKER_04]: But I know this is it.
[SPEAKER_04]: This is the most popular candy bar in America, right?
[SPEAKER_03]: Really?
[SPEAKER_04]: Everybody loves them.
[SPEAKER_03]: You see, it always sets knickers.
[SPEAKER_04]: Let me give you a hint.
[SPEAKER_04]: You have a variation of it on your desk.
[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, they've peanut butter cups.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yes, Reese's peanut butter cups coming in at number one happy Halloween in advance everybody.
[SPEAKER_04]: I have out in the freezer.
[SPEAKER_04]: Let me see if Carl is here.
[SPEAKER_04]: Carl, are you still home?
[SPEAKER_04]: Can you go in the freezer in the garage and get my Dubai chocolate?
[SPEAKER_04]: Thank you, sweetheart.
[SPEAKER_04]: Now I put it in the freezer.
[SPEAKER_04]: I don't know how it's going to translate, but I'll show you what I got at the market.
[SPEAKER_03]: You try it.
[SPEAKER_04]: I was at the Marshalls.
[SPEAKER_04]: Carl and I destroyed lots of it last night.
[SPEAKER_03]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_04]: That's how good it is.
[SPEAKER_04]: Now they have very different incarnations of it.
[SPEAKER_04]: Some of it used dark chocolate.
[SPEAKER_04]: Some of them used as milk chocolate.
[SPEAKER_04]: And now I'm very excited.
[SPEAKER_04]: I've been seeing them at Marshalls.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, they're all over Monday.
[SPEAKER_03]: They've tapped into the Dubai chocolate.
[SPEAKER_03]: We tried the Dubai chocolate when we were we were in London or Paris one of those because it was normal prices.
[SPEAKER_03]: It wasn't Paris.
[SPEAKER_03]: You don't want to go with our Nick.
[SPEAKER_03]: Hello, what are you doing?
[SPEAKER_03]: Eat in some.
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, do you get our own on the way?
[SPEAKER_04]: Open your mouth.
[SPEAKER_04]: Did you eat it?
[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, you're allergic, sorry.
[SPEAKER_04]: See you.
[SPEAKER_04]: Okay, see you later.
[SPEAKER_04]: There he is.
[SPEAKER_04]: That's not Carla.
[SPEAKER_04]: Go into baseball, bro.
[SPEAKER_04]: All right, this is from, uh, I don't know.
[SPEAKER_04]: Get out of here.
[SPEAKER_04]: Get out of here, I'm doing it.
[SPEAKER_04]: But those are the length ones.
[SPEAKER_04]: This is bend.
[SPEAKER_03]: Bend it chocolate.
[SPEAKER_04]: Stapples is a nice container.
[SPEAKER_04]: All right, let me see this.
[SPEAKER_04]: It says Dubai chocolate milk chocolate with pistachio and Cada-yif filling.
[SPEAKER_04]: That's that's like the cream of wheat for something like that Right, all right here.
[SPEAKER_04]: So you recommend you said these are very good It is simple like a like a peanut butter cup.
[SPEAKER_04]: Now these are frozen.
[SPEAKER_04]: I don't know how they're gonna taste frozen, but I just put them in the freezer
[SPEAKER_04]: What does it matter?
[SPEAKER_04]: I got a hole in my nose a broken tooth wouldn't be much worse than that Opening this up here.
[SPEAKER_03]: Here we go nice wrapping right with that bag had to be that was cheaper than twenty four dollars a bar Right price on it.
[SPEAKER_03]: That's a Marshall thing.
[SPEAKER_03]: That's $12.99 12.99.
[SPEAKER_03]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_03]: Holy That's expensive.
[SPEAKER_03]: That is expensive I think the normal marshals check out like caramels and stuff is around six seven bucks All right.
[SPEAKER_03]: It looks like a Hershey nugget
[SPEAKER_03]: Good snap from it being frozen.
[SPEAKER_04]: Not as good frozen as it was when it was in its original state.
[SPEAKER_04]: But that's actually no doubt.
[SPEAKER_04]: It'll be great at the end of the show.
[SPEAKER_04]: Pistachio is, uh,
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, it's softened even in that moment that it's been out incredible.
[SPEAKER_03]: If you haven't tried it, I don't like the pistachio.
[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, it doesn't matter.
[SPEAKER_04]: It's not overwhelming.
[SPEAKER_04]: It's just got a balance.
[SPEAKER_04]: It has that peanut butter cup consistency that is really, really good.
[SPEAKER_04]: I know there's sounds like that.
[SPEAKER_04]: I always feel like Richard Attenborough.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, he can't.
[SPEAKER_04]: Just how long I go.
[SPEAKER_04]: That's okay.
[SPEAKER_04]: Hold up.
[SPEAKER_04]: It's really my microphone down.
[SPEAKER_04]: I have to tell you that is absolutely addictive, and the ingredients are milk chocolate, pistachio, cadi-filling, and let me say so, vanilla, natural, nothing else.
[SPEAKER_04]: I don't know what the cadi-f is.
[SPEAKER_04]: I think it's like a, uh, some sort of, uh, almond sesame, it's got nuts.
[SPEAKER_04]: But it's good.
[SPEAKER_04]: It's yummy.
[SPEAKER_04]: So pick some up.
[SPEAKER_04]: It is.
[SPEAKER_04]: We kind of get a chance.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: It's made with phyllo dough.
[SPEAKER_03]: And phyllo dough either.
[SPEAKER_04]: It's a cream that can do that.
[SPEAKER_04]: They put like in Mediterranean pastries.
[SPEAKER_03]: Now heavy cream cornstarch, sugar and flavor.
[SPEAKER_03]: It's so good folks.
[SPEAKER_04]: I let's get a sponsor.
[SPEAKER_04]: That's how good it is.
[SPEAKER_04]: I absolutely agree.
[SPEAKER_04]: Celebrities don't normally announce when they've had a boob job.
[SPEAKER_04]: They just do it quietly and hope nobody notices.
[SPEAKER_04]: Jennifer Lawrence is in a typical celebrity.
[SPEAKER_04]: And a new interview with the New Yorker, Jennifer admitted straight up that she's getting chestal work done to reverse the demise.
[SPEAKER_04]: Two pregnancies did to that region of her body.
[SPEAKER_04]: Here's the quote.
[SPEAKER_04]: Sorry.
[SPEAKER_04]: Still enjoying the chocolate.
[SPEAKER_04]: Everything bounced back pretty much after the first one, the second one, nothing bounced back.
[SPEAKER_04]: She also admitted that she gets Botox, but she has to be careful because she needs her forehead to act.
[SPEAKER_04]: I like Jennifer Lawrence.
[SPEAKER_04]: I know some people get annoyed, but I like her.
[SPEAKER_04]: I really do.
[SPEAKER_04]: It's also a good time to remind people Rob should be back tomorrow.
[SPEAKER_04]: he has he'll be back ladies in gentlemen he's getting a boot job that's really the uh that's the truth even the forehead alone in the same interview Jennifer said she understands why people have gotten annoyed by her hyper overly candid personality during interviews quote well it is or it was
[SPEAKER_04]: my genuine personality, but it was also a defense mechanism.
[SPEAKER_04]: And you know, I think people should shut the F up.
[SPEAKER_04]: I really let her be her.
[SPEAKER_04]: That's fine.
[SPEAKER_04]: Well, there's a scene where she's, she's at the Oscars and Jack Nicholson comes up in back of her and she's really excited and it's just funny.
[SPEAKER_04]: And if it's a defense mechanism, I'm fine with that.
[SPEAKER_04]: I think it's good.
[SPEAKER_04]: I like Jennifer Lawrence.
[SPEAKER_04]: So stop picking on her and I look forward to seeing the purgini ones.
[SPEAKER_04]: Congratulations.
[SPEAKER_04]: Now, to another part of the body, we're going to go from north
[SPEAKER_04]: to South.
[SPEAKER_04]: I rarely put the Kardashians in my newscast because if I chose to, I could do it every day because they have a publicist machine at the Kardashian rest.
[SPEAKER_04]: And the new season of the show just started.
[SPEAKER_04]: Of course.
[SPEAKER_04]: So that's why they're in the news.
[SPEAKER_04]: Courtney Kardashian is now selling lollipops.
[SPEAKER_04]: for your vagina, not yours, Josh.
[SPEAKER_04]: But yeah, LaLipops for the vagina, I know where that is.
[SPEAKER_03]: Just a competition between the two on who can come out with the weirdest product for down there.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, I believe they're sister last week with the thongs.
[SPEAKER_04]: She says your mind went there too, but no, you ingest.
[SPEAKER_04]: these lollipops, just like you would any other.
[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, orally.
[SPEAKER_04]: So you don't put the lollipops down there.
[SPEAKER_03]: It's supposed to just be like the natural, like how they'll tell the gummies where you eat these things and everything's
[SPEAKER_04]: You got it.
[SPEAKER_04]: The lollipops which also come in a gummy form contain a probiotic.
[SPEAKER_04]: And I would say listen, anything the Kardashians can do to, you know, straighten things out down there.
[SPEAKER_04]: I would imagine that's a lot of bad road down there.
[SPEAKER_04]: Just by the way, I think some surgeries.
[SPEAKER_04]: That's the lollipops which come in gummy form combat things like bacterial vaginosis.
[SPEAKER_04]: Now, wouldn't you think that the Kardashian family would probably have some battles with these issues
[SPEAKER_03]: Yes, and I'm sure they've used other products and now they're just stamping their name to it.
[SPEAKER_04]: Lollipops can fight yeast infections and aerobic vaginitis.
[SPEAKER_03]: I don't think they taste as good as the Dubai chocolate.
[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, not a chance.
[SPEAKER_04]: Sorry, you made me do it again.
[SPEAKER_04]: Sorry, I have no control.
[SPEAKER_04]: No, they're frozen, leave them alone.
[SPEAKER_04]: I just don't, I'm sorry.
[SPEAKER_04]: I'm sorry.
[SPEAKER_04]: I don't have a lot of self-control, Josh.
[SPEAKER_04]: I don't have a most control.
[SPEAKER_04]: That's what I'm doing.
[SPEAKER_04]: No, that one.
[SPEAKER_04]: The lollipops are called, let me purr, and Courtney says quote, I love that they turn daily self-care into something sweet and simple, which is just great if you're a Kardashian.
[SPEAKER_04]: And I would just think that they're probably more than the usual amount of yeast infection.
[SPEAKER_04]: They're experts.
[SPEAKER_04]: What you're dealing with?
[SPEAKER_04]: You're a card athlete and a family.
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm trying to drive to buy chocolate.
[SPEAKER_04]: They fell into the trash.
[SPEAKER_03]: And yeah, you can pick up the lollipops and the Dubai Chocolate at Marshals.
[SPEAKER_03]: It's $12,000.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: If they come up, don't want to ask something.
[SPEAKER_03]: Throw one out.
[SPEAKER_04]: It's not cheap.
[SPEAKER_04]: Moving right along.
[SPEAKER_04]: I am really a positive judge.
[SPEAKER_04]: The leading means it's not good.
[SPEAKER_04]: It's not conducive to broadcasting.
[SPEAKER_04]: I'm very sorry, all right.
[SPEAKER_04]: Please forgive me.
[SPEAKER_04]: All right.
[SPEAKER_04]: I'm really, really sorry.
[SPEAKER_04]: I know I'm not going to get away with it.
[SPEAKER_07]: He can't keep getting away with it.
[SPEAKER_07]: He can't keep getting away with that.
[SPEAKER_04]: Thank you.
[SPEAKER_04]: Thank you very much.
[SPEAKER_04]: I appreciate it.
[SPEAKER_04]: Finally, today, there's a guy in New Jersey.
[SPEAKER_04]: Now he invited a woman over for a booty call.
[SPEAKER_04]: That still goes on in this day and age.
[SPEAKER_04]: But the problem is he fell asleep before she got there.
[SPEAKER_04]: So she did what normally people would do in the circumstances.
[SPEAKER_04]: She torched his house.
[SPEAKER_04]: it happened in 2019.
[SPEAKER_04]: The case dragged on and on.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, 2019.
[SPEAKER_04]: Long time ago, she was just in court last Friday, cops say that 35 year old Taisha Russell texted a guy that she's been sleeping with named Curtis Stokes who described her as his side chick.
[SPEAKER_04]: She texted, hello, and he told her to come over.
[SPEAKER_04]: His exact words were, bring your ass.
[SPEAKER_04]: It was a very late night text, and she didn't get to his place until around 4am.
[SPEAKER_04]: So he was sleeping, and he didn't answer the door.
[SPEAKER_04]: She texted him a bunch of angry stuff, including, you wasted my money to come out here, and I see you want to die.
[SPEAKER_04]: Then she went to a nearby gas station, bought lighter fluid and matches, and set his house on fire.
[SPEAKER_04]: He woke up to his place fully engulfed, and he couldn't get to the door.
[SPEAKER_04]: He had to forcefully remove an entire window frame to save himself.
[SPEAKER_04]: He ran to a nearby police station in June.
[SPEAKER_04]: just a t-shirt.
[SPEAKER_04]: No mention of pants.
[SPEAKER_04]: He had first and second degree burns.
[SPEAKER_04]: It was covered in sweat.
[SPEAKER_04]: Cops charged her with six different crimes, including attempted murder, but they agreed to drop most of these charges as part of a plea agreement.
[SPEAKER_04]: She won't be sentenced until January but pled guilty to aggravated arson.
[SPEAKER_04]: Is that the house right there?
[SPEAKER_04]: That's the house.
[SPEAKER_04]: Looks like it was pretty easy to torch with the lighter fluid.
[SPEAKER_04]: Prosecutors are asking for eight years in prison.
[SPEAKER_04]: She'll have to serve at least six and a half before she's eligible for parole.
[SPEAKER_04]: So bring your ass all the way to prison right out.
[SPEAKER_04]: Thank you.
[SPEAKER_04]: That is the news ladies and gentlemen, the show will continue now because that's the way we roll.
[SPEAKER_04]: And hey, listen, while you're listening to the show or you're viewing the show on YouTube, go ahead and grab yourself some Dubai chocolate.
[SPEAKER_04]: Even though we're not selling it on the show,
[SPEAKER_04]: but I'll tell you this.
[SPEAKER_04]: It does stay on the mouth longer than it's supposed to.
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[SPEAKER_04]: I got to, uh, it's essentially a laptop stand, and it's made entirely out of wood with a little stand that supports the backdrop for the laptop, and it's so beautifully constructed.
[SPEAKER_04]: Got a little spot for my coffee mug as well.
[SPEAKER_04]: I can do the workstation thing while I'm relaxing on my lovely fat recliner and then next to.
[SPEAKER_04]: Almost a set, although they weren't sold as a set, I have what I would call my couch catty.
[SPEAKER_04]: And my couch catty is also made out of wood and it sort of drapes over the arm, the left arm.
[SPEAKER_04]: of the sofa, and then it's got a beautiful little case where I put all of my drugs in.
[SPEAKER_04]: That's right, I have it, it's my drug case where, you know, if I want an narcotic late at night or early in the morning, I could reach right over and grab it.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Okay, thank you, you're bringing it.
[SPEAKER_04]: Michael is modeling.
[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, now it's falling apart.
[SPEAKER_04]: Hold on a second.
[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, you know what?
[SPEAKER_04]: That's the same one.
[SPEAKER_04]: I was just getting ready to pull us a picture of.
[SPEAKER_04]: All right, hold on.
[SPEAKER_04]: Here it is.
[SPEAKER_04]: There it is, right here.
[SPEAKER_04]: Look at that beautiful.
[SPEAKER_04]: That's it and see it's got a shelf on it.
[SPEAKER_04]: You put the shelf in just like this.
[SPEAKER_04]: Thank you, Michael.
[SPEAKER_04]: That was very nice.
[SPEAKER_04]: And here it is right here on your website.
[SPEAKER_04]: What's it calm?
[SPEAKER_04]: It's the cool, adjustable.
[SPEAKER_04]: It's really great, because you don't have like a computer heat blowing on your balls, which is really, you know, and it's also got a fan that's in the back, can you see the fan, see the fan, that's what it's all about.
[SPEAKER_03]: And what do you keep in the drawer?
[SPEAKER_04]: uh... there isn't a uh... the door is where the uh... stand uh... the little ledge no no you have a drawer on the right hand side uh... right here yeah right there you have a little drawer you put you have to keep some to buy chock right in there i could put that in there yeah let me show you that hold on a second me just get it up and come on i'm in a fingernails hold on a second get it
[SPEAKER_04]: Damn it, Michael.
[SPEAKER_04]: I'm so, it's not just complicated, okay?
[SPEAKER_04]: Hold on, now I've lost my copy for the, thank, I'm doing that.
[SPEAKER_03]: It's great, that's all I wanted to say.
[SPEAKER_03]: Well, there it is.
[SPEAKER_03]: There's a nice picture of it.
[SPEAKER_03]: No, I'm sad you're showing it off because it's not that we just promote this company.
[SPEAKER_03]: We like their products.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, so good.
[SPEAKER_04]: They're not like it.
[SPEAKER_04]: They're open.
[SPEAKER_04]: Right.
[SPEAKER_04]: I'm seeing them.
[SPEAKER_04]: That's the problem.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, that's the problem.
[SPEAKER_03]: It's not made to work that way.
[SPEAKER_04]: You know what, I don't use the drawer, Josh, I don't use the drawer, I don't use the drawer, I don't use the drawer, I don't use the drawer, I don't use the drawer, I don't use the drawer, I don't use the drawer, I don't use the drawer, I don't use the drawer, I don't use the drawer, I don't use the drawer, I don't use the drawer, I don't use the drawer, I don't use the drawer, I don't use the drawer, I don't use the drawer, I don't use the drawer, I don't use the drawer, I don't use the drawer, I don't use the drawer, I don't use the drawer, I don't use the drawer, I don't use the drawer, I don't use the drawer, I don't use the drawer, I don't use the drawer, I don't use the drawer, I don't use the drawer, I don't use the drawer, I don't use the drawer,
[SPEAKER_04]: And what was going to be before we do that, I do want to ask about one of the things we do.
[SPEAKER_04]: The reason we take late is because the Josh and I have our sports, we have golf for me and we have softball now, a senior softball league where Josh goes out and plays with a bunch of old farts.
[SPEAKER_04]: And they've welcomed him with open arms, which I think is fantastic.
[SPEAKER_03]: And I was told you, please show I had a little incident today, because here's what happened is I'm the young guy on the team.
[SPEAKER_03]: which means they'll call me in to run for people once in a while.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, and you're 40, 45, 45, which is the minimum age to play senior softball.
[SPEAKER_03]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_03]: So I got on base on my own.
[SPEAKER_03]: I got thrown out in a double play and I run back to the dugout and I am hungry.
[SPEAKER_03]: So I go and grab my granola bar and I take a bite out of it.
[SPEAKER_03]: And instantly they yell at me to go run for the guy at first base.
[SPEAKER_03]: So I have my mouth full of granola bar and I run out to first base.
[SPEAKER_03]: No problem.
[SPEAKER_03]: It's slow pitch soft, but I've got time to chill.
[SPEAKER_03]: I too, I swallow no problem.
[SPEAKER_03]: Guy hits the ball to the outfield.
[SPEAKER_03]: I have to now run from first base to home all the way around.
[SPEAKER_03]: I do that no problem.
[SPEAKER_03]: I get there.
[SPEAKER_03]: The guy says, great job and goes up for the high five.
[SPEAKER_03]: And I go, thank you.
[SPEAKER_03]: But I can't get, thank you out all the way because some type of granola has now stabbed me in the throat and it's choking me.
[SPEAKER_04]: to use that going to a show see when I said there was some sort of medical incident I didn't know it was going to be on the old days.
[SPEAKER_04]: I thought it'd be an old fart having a heart attack or something like that.
[SPEAKER_03]: So I start choking and I can't even talk because it's lodged in my throat.
[SPEAKER_03]: Thankfully at that point I'm back to the dugout and I just start chugging my liquid IV and I got it out.
[SPEAKER_03]: But it was a little bit of a
[SPEAKER_03]: I haven't choked on a food before.
[SPEAKER_04]: Are you a first time when you said 45 is the youngest.
[SPEAKER_04]: Do you play other teams where you run into guys that are your age?
[SPEAKER_03]: Have you seen anybody in the league that matches your age or are you the the second youngest guy in the league is 51.
[SPEAKER_04]: So you are the baby of the lead and you were telling me before the show that there are There's eight year olds that made eight year olds guys up there that are still 80 like 84 years old that go out and play softball they're hard.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, and they're good
[SPEAKER_03]: Really, yeah, they just can't run or react this fast.
[SPEAKER_03]: So I love times I'll run for them when they get once they get the first base.
[SPEAKER_03]: But yes, no problem.
[SPEAKER_04]: When I was a young, in fact, right out of high school, I played in a men's softball league.
[SPEAKER_04]: And my memory of playing in that league was that, you know, it's kind of slubby.
[SPEAKER_04]: And even if you look at professional softball teams, it's usually some guys with beer bellies that can hit it.
[SPEAKER_04]: It can really jack.
[SPEAKER_04]: What is the conditioning level?
[SPEAKER_04]: I know the older hockey players down here, fancy themselves is all like super fit guys.
[SPEAKER_04]: What is the, what is the typical senior softball player?
[SPEAKER_03]: I'd say it's a step above the golf course.
[SPEAKER_03]: not in great shape, but they can move a little bit more.
[SPEAKER_03]: And then we've got the guys who are in like their late 50s, early 60s, that are like we get I think it's a part of thing but a lot of these retiree guys are retired military people.
[SPEAKER_03]: So it kind of did stay and I'll end pretty good shape.
[SPEAKER_04]: That's usually the guys that do it, they stay in the habit of doing that and your statistics for your senior softball.
[SPEAKER_04]: How are you?
[SPEAKER_04]: I mean, I would think being the youngest in the league, you would probably have some statistics that rival the other guys.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, I can't hit the long ball anymore, but I've adjusted my body where I hit line drives and I get on base and I play third base and do a pretty good job.
[SPEAKER_03]: So I'm perfectly fine and
[SPEAKER_04]: Are there any, uh, matronly grandma's that, uh, bring snacks when you're out there.
[SPEAKER_03]: No.
[SPEAKER_03]: Is there a mirror?
[SPEAKER_03]: Uh, no, no, there is a lot of icy hot past around the dugout.
[SPEAKER_04]: There's, but it's not, it's not like a after the game's over.
[SPEAKER_04]: What time the game's usually in mid-morning around 12, 30?
[SPEAKER_03]: 12, 30.
[SPEAKER_03]: So there is a few guys that go out to launch afterwards.
[SPEAKER_03]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_03]: There today, we play two games.
[SPEAKER_03]: And today between games, there was a guy handing out bananas.
[SPEAKER_03]: That's it.
[SPEAKER_03]: That's how we are.
[SPEAKER_03]: Never like a cooler full of beer after the game's at all?
[SPEAKER_03]: No, no.
[SPEAKER_03]: No, no, they're all going out to launch.
[SPEAKER_04]: Is there any social contact at all do you think that, you know, you'd have guys that would say, hey, Josh, come on over Saturday night.
[SPEAKER_04]: We're having some people over any of that.
[SPEAKER_03]: Not yet, really.
[SPEAKER_03]: We'll see anybody else.
[SPEAKER_03]: I show up.
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm the kid.
[SPEAKER_03]: They call me into the run for them.
[SPEAKER_03]: And that's it.
[SPEAKER_04]: Is there anybody that you have noticed any particular resentment from the young
[SPEAKER_04]: No everybody loves me.
[SPEAKER_03]: Well, I do get the other the other teams will come up and be like, how old are you?
[SPEAKER_03]: And check my age, but no everyone on my team loves me.
[SPEAKER_04]: Do they have real long pires in the league?
[SPEAKER_04]: No, we do not.
[SPEAKER_04]: You do your own.
[SPEAKER_04]: I'm hiring.
[SPEAKER_04]: We do the yeah on this league.
[SPEAKER_04]: It's your own.
[SPEAKER_04]: I'm hiring.
[SPEAKER_04]: Do you have a superstar on your team?
[SPEAKER_04]: Do you have a guy that's like the super stud?
[SPEAKER_03]: We've got a couple guys that can really crank the ball
[SPEAKER_03]: So can hit it out and then hold it out.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, yeah, they're older than me, but they've got the power and their bigger guys and they can hit it out.
[SPEAKER_03]: Now I think I also think maybe if I invest in like a senior softball bat instead of a traditional softball bat that that I would get an extra 20 feet off the ball.
[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, why don't you go ahead and treat yourself, you know?
[SPEAKER_03]: Because I only have like three weeks left in the season.
[SPEAKER_03]: So we'll see if I play again I will.
[SPEAKER_04]: You know what I've never asked you, I've discussed it on the show before and I wrote this down for the show and it kind of segues into what I wanted to talk about.
[SPEAKER_04]: If you could have one toy, if you could have one toy and your wife was an a factor and your kids weren't a factor, this was just for you and I'm talking a toy that would be something that you have it right away.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, I want one of those big camper vans.
[SPEAKER_03]: like the big van that you ride in, you drive, you set up, you can't.
[SPEAKER_03]: It's got everything in it.
[SPEAKER_03]: You can have a full podcast studio inside of it.
[SPEAKER_03]: Like the driver.
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[SPEAKER_04]: All right.
[SPEAKER_04]: Are you talking about the ones that have the kind of the GMC or their Mercedes cab front, and then they've got a little area above the cab, and then it's just a little rectangular box, because I really don't know what you're doing.
[SPEAKER_04]: No, off road.
[SPEAKER_04]: I don't know what you're talking about, but it's built in, right?
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, it's all built in.
[SPEAKER_04]: All right, he's looking for a run-in.
[SPEAKER_04]: Let me see, I'll find you a picture.
[SPEAKER_04]: I would tell you, and there are two reasons I can't have this.
[SPEAKER_04]: Number one, it's prohibitively expensive for the one I would want.
[SPEAKER_04]: At number two, I am space challenged that I would not want to have it.
[SPEAKER_04]: But my son was telling me about going to one of his buddies' houses and his father.
[SPEAKER_04]: is a medical practitioner.
[SPEAKER_04]: I think he's a doctor, but I know that he owns, and it ministers, big time medical facilities to the guy is richer than Jesus, and he says they have a separate building on their property that encloses
[SPEAKER_04]: a fully state-of-the-art golf simulator where they can walk in there and they can play all the courses around the world and they can do it's just phenomena and it's inside so when it's 99 degrees you can do it inside this would probably be $50-60,000 to pay for something like this it's exactly who has one up here who's that?
[SPEAKER_04]: Camp Smith
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, you put it in the right designed it for his house.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: How cool is it?
[SPEAKER_03]: Is it absolutely stay to the art?
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm I'm sure it is.
[SPEAKER_03]: I left before Before the final install was finished dedicated room to the whole thing.
[SPEAKER_03]: It now outdoor room shed like you're talking about it's like of the pull house and a big wing of it is for that.
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh my god
[SPEAKER_04]: Of course, when you win major golf tournaments, you get to do that, you know, it's fair.
[SPEAKER_03]: I mean, yeah, it's like having your own podcast studios part of work.
[SPEAKER_03]: So do you have this type of van I was talking about?
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, okay.
[SPEAKER_03]: Well, because the tour bus styles seem like a pain to drive.
[SPEAKER_03]: This feels like a normal car to drive, but then you've got everything inside it, so you can go anywhere.
[SPEAKER_04]: I would say that the one I'm talking about is one step up from then.
[SPEAKER_04]: It's also got the Mercedes engine, but it's got a kind of a rectangle above it, and it's not the full size, but it's also, and they classify them, like ABC, that type of thing.
[SPEAKER_04]: But it's in between that.
[SPEAKER_04]: I do not think you would be comfortable with the fam in that particular.
[SPEAKER_04]: No, no, no, this is not what the fam.
[SPEAKER_03]: This is going to go by myself.
[SPEAKER_03]: Okay, with the wife.
[SPEAKER_04]: All right.
[SPEAKER_03]: I was looking at one yesterday that had a roof thing that opened up and then it would become the entire second floor and a full outdoor balcony that was pretty cool.
[SPEAKER_04]: That's cool.
[SPEAKER_04]: All right.
[SPEAKER_04]: We got to move on and coming up, I want to appeal to our listeners for something because it's something we were talking about on the show.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Calling all listeners, this is something that a listener suggested to me a while back.
[SPEAKER_04]: But I'll show.
[SPEAKER_04]: I think that we have always been welcome to any type of guest on the show and I'm not talking about somebody that doesn't have something to really discuss, but I am talking about casting the net as widely as we possibly can for guests.
[SPEAKER_04]: If you know somebody, if you say, hey, that would be a fit or this guy has an interesting life, this guy has an interesting job.
[SPEAKER_04]: This is something that might fit the micro marriage show, calling all listeners to go to micromarishow.com.
[SPEAKER_04]: I don't know who they should talk about.
[SPEAKER_03]: How about just send me an email, Josh at micromarishow.com.
[SPEAKER_04]: Josh at micromarishow.com, if you know somebody that has an interesting gig, it doesn't have to be celebrity folks, it never does and don't send me an email saying, you should get jelly roll on the show.
[SPEAKER_04]: No, no, no, no.
[SPEAKER_03]: No, no, no.
[SPEAKER_03]: If you have a contact that you can say, hey, here talk to this guy.
[SPEAKER_03]: Let me give you an example.
[SPEAKER_03]: Let me give you an intro email.
[SPEAKER_04]: It can be a person that has an amazing story that said this is a person that survived this or, you know, show me on the doll with this.
[SPEAKER_03]: Well, yeah, I'll give you an example.
[SPEAKER_03]: We've had my brother on a few times.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yes, you have not had him covered here and tell the story about how he almost died.
[SPEAKER_04]: or it could be someone that had a fascinating run-in with somebody famous.
[SPEAKER_04]: It doesn't have to always be somebody famous or it could be a wonderful story about somebody who's out there doing good for other people.
[SPEAKER_04]: And you know, we're not one of those shows that's going to be the Oprah deal where you get a car and you get a car and you, but I would love to hear
[SPEAKER_04]: great stories about great things that people do, whether it be in a charitable sense or whether it be somebody that just does it on their own.
[SPEAKER_04]: They're special people all over the place.
[SPEAKER_04]: I remember the time that right in my backyard, we had a guy that feeds people that need to be fed with a place called FK, you're diet.
[SPEAKER_04]: And everybody says, oh, it means F, you're right.
[SPEAKER_04]: No, it was foster kids.
[SPEAKER_04]: It's set up to feed people and raise money for foster kids.
[SPEAKER_04]: Perfect.
[SPEAKER_04]: Perfect, Jim.
[SPEAKER_04]: I poop next to Robert Wagner once.
[SPEAKER_04]: That's why we would have Jim Hoffman telling that story on the show.
[SPEAKER_04]: No, it's wide open.
[SPEAKER_04]: That's what I'm saying.
[SPEAKER_04]: It's all something that we like to do to, you know, keep the things moving and keep it interesting and fresh.
[SPEAKER_04]: and do that each and every day when you talk about people that have experiences in the bathroom next to people.
[SPEAKER_04]: I remember Senator John Warner, ladies and gentlemen, where I was sitting there in a restaurant in Washington, D.C. taking a leak next to a United States Senator.
[SPEAKER_04]: And I said to him, well, as we were washing our hands, I said, well, now I can say that I did my business next to a United States Senator Senator Warner and he looked at me and said, well, you can call your
[SPEAKER_04]: I will never forget that moment it was special now with that story be the one that would be on the show new Because that's just an on and gone what I want are people that have a story Everybody has a story as a matter of fact when you're out there and you're getting annoyed at people You never know the kind of day they may be having
[SPEAKER_04]: And in this day and age, everybody has to work harder.
[SPEAKER_04]: They have to stress out more, and they have to live a tougher life.
[SPEAKER_04]: There are a lot of people that are doing that.
[SPEAKER_04]: And there are a lot of people that are doing good.
[SPEAKER_04]: There are stories about kids where your kid might have done this and this and this.
[SPEAKER_04]: Or, you know, anything you think that would be compelling.
[SPEAKER_04]: for even five or ten minutes to come on this show and talk about I'm opening the doors for you because I'd love to hear it because I love hearing people's stories.
[SPEAKER_04]: I'm a storyteller.
[SPEAKER_04]: I like telling stories about my life.
[SPEAKER_04]: I think that we have storytellers in the audience that you know or people that would know storytellers in the audience and I think it would be a fascinating thing to try.
[SPEAKER_04]: on the show.
[SPEAKER_04]: So if you've got somebody that, you know, you'd like to come on with or you got somebody that you think would be compelling, reach out to Josh at michaelmarishow.com and let them know.
[SPEAKER_04]: And if we, you know, if we think it's compelling enough, when we think it would be good for the show, have them come on and we'd love to have you.
[SPEAKER_04]: That would be what we would like to do.
[SPEAKER_04]: So please do Josh at micromarishow.com, and yes, getting old sucks, Josh.
[SPEAKER_04]: Wait till you, uh, wait till you experience it a little more than I have.
[SPEAKER_03]: And what I did, you know what I have to do today.
[SPEAKER_03]: What did you do?
[SPEAKER_03]: I told you a couple weeks ago that I had to get reading glasses.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yes, yes, welcome to a 45 today.
[SPEAKER_03]: I went into my phone and changed the font setting on my phone So that all the text was bigger.
[SPEAKER_03]: I thought horrible doing it and then I and then I said You know what I can read all these without my glasses now.
[SPEAKER_04]: Let me go do it on the computer as well Do you have a low light setting on your phone to like my wife does you still has the dim light that's on now?
[SPEAKER_04]: No, I keep it bright
[SPEAKER_04]: All right, because I actually go and Carl is phone and even with reading glasses on, it's practically impossible because I got it that little dim light.
[SPEAKER_03]: Kelly does the same thing.
[SPEAKER_03]: I can't see it because she keeps it so dim where I keep mine at full brightness.
[SPEAKER_04]: I don't know what the stats are, but I wonder if women's eyesight lasts longer.
[SPEAKER_04]: I mean, they live longer, so maybe they're eyesight lasts longer too.
[SPEAKER_04]: All right, we're going to move on and we've got some heavenly heavenly video for you today ladies and gentlemen beautiful video as we like to call it that's coming up next on the micro marriage show But first I want to tell you about the bonus show.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Hey Josh, guess what happened?
[SPEAKER_04]: what happened.
[SPEAKER_04]: I just lost my screen like in totality.
[SPEAKER_04]: I can't see any more.
[SPEAKER_04]: Like I can't see you at all.
[SPEAKER_04]: I don't know that.
[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, I got it back.
[SPEAKER_04]: I got it back.
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[SPEAKER_04]: All right, my favorite part not that I like robbing gone, but when he is not here, I get to pick
[SPEAKER_04]: Now, the problem I do with this is that I know I know I know that sometimes these videos that Robselects have more dialogue so that people that are listening just to the audio can enjoy them.
[SPEAKER_04]: So, it's up to me to describe these.
[SPEAKER_04]: The first one falls under the heading of, is it real?
[SPEAKER_04]: I'm pretty sure it is this is a guy that walks into box stores or maybe just one box store presses the code on the telephone for the PA system and farts into it.
[SPEAKER_04]: Let's roll this very first video please.
[SPEAKER_04]: real no reason for that to be fake can you roll it one more time please i'd like to see it and he's just uh he's very very non-descript the way he walks up to the uh PA right by the pro
[SPEAKER_04]: And I just, I don't know, I'm a child.
[SPEAKER_04]: I have a childish sense of humor.
[SPEAKER_03]: That's a quicky with real to me.
[SPEAKER_03]: And I have no reason to not for it not to be.
[SPEAKER_04]: earlier this week on the show, Mr. Surokan, I were talking about music at the churches and I asked him if he, whether he had seen any great acts, he said they're all kind of the same stuff that you get at there and right after that, Josh was very excited to tell me that his church has a new recruitment song and I'm very excited about it and as a matter of fact, he's got me intrigued, let's roll the just
[SPEAKER_04]: You're actually a church recruitment song, right?
[SPEAKER_03]: I assume it's this one.
[SPEAKER_03]: Okay, let's go.
[SPEAKER_00]: It's called Hammer.
[SPEAKER_04]: No, no, no, wrong one.
[SPEAKER_03]: No, no, no.
[SPEAKER_04]: If it's the one that says heaven.
[SPEAKER_03]: All right, that would be this one.
[SPEAKER_03]: All right, let's go.
[SPEAKER_03]: I didn't know it was a song.
[SPEAKER_04]: Hold on.
[SPEAKER_04]: You gotta play it from the beginning, please.
[SPEAKER_04]: All right.
[SPEAKER_04]: Let's try it again.
[SPEAKER_04]: Here we go.
[SPEAKER_04]: Let's listen.
[SPEAKER_04]: I'm Josh's Church.
[SPEAKER_04]: We're going to have a good one.
[SPEAKER_03]: I've picked up by the people.
[SPEAKER_04]: Let's get me to.
[SPEAKER_03]: That's why I brought it to you.
[SPEAKER_03]: This is the song is what it is.
[SPEAKER_03]: The people in that creepy.
[SPEAKER_04]: You're a world traveler.
[SPEAKER_04]: Have you ever had any desire whatsoever to do the running of the bulls?
[SPEAKER_04]: Yes, this guy and I don't like to play things where people get badly hurt.
[SPEAKER_04]: I hope this guy recovered This is a very very mean bull.
[SPEAKER_04]: I don't know how it go.
[SPEAKER_04]: I don't see all the people with the outfits Running on this this seems to be early in the day or maybe a practice run But this is a very mean bull and I think it's real.
[SPEAKER_04]: That's what I have to preface every video I bring to you with I think it's real roll the roll the very mean
[SPEAKER_04]: There's the ball.
[SPEAKER_04]: Got something around it's neck.
[SPEAKER_04]: There's the ball.
[SPEAKER_04]: I like to guys line them up with the thumb.
[SPEAKER_04]: Very agitated.
[SPEAKER_04]: No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
[SPEAKER_04]: I don't know what that sack is attached to the ball.
[SPEAKER_04]: I think it's like a feed and sack or something before they unleashed them.
[SPEAKER_04]: Is that the official running of the balls?
[SPEAKER_04]: I'm not even sure.
[SPEAKER_04]: I don't know that works.
[SPEAKER_03]: I still want to try it.
[SPEAKER_04]: We had a great show.
[SPEAKER_04]: The adult-awink contact killer was an overwhelming success.
[SPEAKER_04]: We appreciate everybody's participation in that.
[SPEAKER_04]: I will be celebrating Halloween with my family this coming Friday, like the rest of you.
[SPEAKER_04]: This is the real Halloween.
[SPEAKER_04]: me testing out my other Halloween costume, which I think is a really nice thing.
[SPEAKER_04]: I can't help it.
[SPEAKER_03]: That's it.
[SPEAKER_03]: When you look at the inflatable costumes, those are the best ones where you have the half human hanging out.
[SPEAKER_04]: Right.
[SPEAKER_04]: Exactly.
[SPEAKER_04]: And they're fun.
[SPEAKER_04]: But I will not be dressing up for the real Halloween.
[SPEAKER_04]: My kids got a buddy coming over and they're going to go on track and treat.
[SPEAKER_04]: I need to pick out a costume for the real Halloween.
[SPEAKER_04]: Are you going to go with your kids?
[SPEAKER_04]: No.
[SPEAKER_03]: No.
[SPEAKER_03]: Remember we're doing the mother-in-law.
[SPEAKER_04]: going up to Georgia.
[SPEAKER_04]: I give you ladies and gentlemen, we gave you just a taste of it.
[SPEAKER_04]: It was not the right video at the time.
[SPEAKER_04]: This is what I simply referred to as a drunken song.
[SPEAKER_00]: Please enjoy this.
[SPEAKER_05]: This song's called Hammer.
[SPEAKER_04]: I don't know who the guy is, can't give the record.
[SPEAKER_04]: He's checking his watch.
[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, that's funny.
[SPEAKER_04]: I like that very talented gentleman right there.
[SPEAKER_04]: Wait for this.
[SPEAKER_04]: That's it.
[SPEAKER_04]: Moving right along this is just a lady who's trying to do a recipe online.
[SPEAKER_04]: One of those many videos that we all watch.
[SPEAKER_04]: And I entitled this Nutella doesn't drizzle.
[SPEAKER_04]: This is funny.
[SPEAKER_04]: Ladies and gentlemen, check it out.
[SPEAKER_08]: We're going to add three spoonfuls of Nutella.
[SPEAKER_08]: really going to want to drizzle it in there.
[SPEAKER_04]: every where Nutella does not drizzle so don't tell your viewers to look at the drizzle and let me see the last one we have here Josh maybe a little editing I'm sorry but I don't know the standup comedian but I entitled this one fun with produce check out our life.
[SPEAKER_01]: We say you had a lettuce but not a dick of cucumber.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, give me a, give me a took a cucumber that'd be great.
[SPEAKER_01]: You know what, two-f*** channel, throw those in the back too.
[SPEAKER_01]: Our Kiwis in season, they are, okay, three testicles of Kiwis.
[SPEAKER_01]: And I think we're good.
[SPEAKER_04]: Thank you.
[SPEAKER_04]: That's it.
[SPEAKER_04]: We got to get out of here, Rob, our thoughts go out to you and your dad, I hope he starts to feel better.
[SPEAKER_04]: Rob will be joining us tomorrow from Miami and we will all be based in Florida from like a little triangle around the state, which I think will be very exciting, don't you?
[SPEAKER_04]: Of course, what would that make the central place Orlando?
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_04]: Uh, who wants to go there though?
[SPEAKER_04]: No.
[SPEAKER_04]: Brandy circumstances.
[SPEAKER_04]: Nice melons.
[SPEAKER_04]: Mmm.
[SPEAKER_04]: Nice melons everybody.
[SPEAKER_02]: Nice beaver.
[SPEAKER_04]: Thank you.
[SPEAKER_04]: That's it.
[SPEAKER_04]: We got to get out of here.
[SPEAKER_04]: We'll be back with a brand new show tomorrow.
[SPEAKER_04]: For Josh Soroka and Rob Speedwack.
[SPEAKER_04]: This is Michael Marasang.
[SPEAKER_04]: So long, everybody.
[SPEAKER_02]: Michael Mellon, Radio Entertainment.
[SPEAKER_04]: Michael Mellon, Radio Entertainment.
[SPEAKER_07]: He can't keep getting away with it!
[SPEAKER_07]: Sunflower seeds!
[SPEAKER_07]: Shut up!