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This was, uh, it's going to be, it's going to be a heavy, um, there's not much like, like, pop culture. 02:31.636 --> 02:33.098 [SPEAKER_00]: This one's going to be more of this episode. 02:33.118 --> 02:44.616 [SPEAKER_00]: It's going to be more about things that are happening in the news and, you know, the administration, as a comedian, my favorite administration, as a lesbian, my least, my least, babe. 02:44.596 --> 02:50.024 [SPEAKER_00]: Um, but the government has shut down, we're on almost almost a month of the shutdown. 02:50.705 --> 02:52.548 [SPEAKER_00]: We're going strong on the shutdown. 02:52.668 --> 02:55.392 [SPEAKER_00]: I don't know why people are showing up to work if they're not getting paid. 02:56.494 --> 02:59.098 [SPEAKER_00]: As someone who flies a lot, thank you TSA. 02:59.158 --> 03:01.041 [SPEAKER_00]: Thank you, air traffic control. 03:01.101 --> 03:02.543 [SPEAKER_00]: Holy shit. 03:02.563 --> 03:05.888 [SPEAKER_00]: You guys are essential workers and you're showing up every day. 03:05.928 --> 03:11.076 [SPEAKER_00]: And then proceeding to get a paycheck that reads one big fat zero. 03:11.056 --> 03:13.059 [SPEAKER_00]: and not guaranteed back pay. 03:13.580 --> 03:15.903 [SPEAKER_00]: You're better than me, you're stronger than me, bitch. 03:16.004 --> 03:17.285 [SPEAKER_00]: I would have quit on this spot. 03:18.267 --> 03:22.073 [SPEAKER_00]: I would have said, only fans here I come. 03:22.674 --> 03:24.937 [SPEAKER_00]: How many TSA only fan accounts are there? 03:25.859 --> 03:28.122 [SPEAKER_00]: Show me the badge and show me the badge. 03:28.262 --> 03:29.644 [SPEAKER_00]: That's what my bio would read. 03:29.784 --> 03:30.806 [SPEAKER_00]: I'll show you the badge. 03:30.826 --> 03:34.752 [SPEAKER_00]: I'll show you the 03:35.879 --> 03:39.665 [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, I wouldn't be, I really wouldn't be doing that job and shot out to them. 03:39.765 --> 03:42.310 [SPEAKER_00]: I don't know why they all just don't refuse to work. 03:43.191 --> 03:46.757 [SPEAKER_00]: That would be the simplest solution for getting this government back in order. 03:48.039 --> 03:56.453 [SPEAKER_00]: The minute mass amounts of workers and employees don't show up to work and flights can't happen without air traffic control. 03:56.433 --> 03:58.976 [SPEAKER_00]: Without TSA, flights cannot happen. 03:59.176 --> 04:00.437 [SPEAKER_00]: You can't get through security. 04:00.677 --> 04:02.199 [SPEAKER_00]: You can't fly safely in the air. 04:03.520 --> 04:06.764 [SPEAKER_00]: Unfortunately, I don't know. 04:06.784 --> 04:09.146 [SPEAKER_00]: We as a collective don't think that way. 04:09.166 --> 04:13.250 [SPEAKER_00]: I understand, you want jobs to security, even if you're not getting paid. 04:14.472 --> 04:17.034 [SPEAKER_00]: You know, you're hoping you get back pay. 04:17.054 --> 04:18.156 [SPEAKER_00]: I doubt you will. 04:18.636 --> 04:22.900 [SPEAKER_00]: This administration has come out and said, no, we're not gonna pay you for the work you've done. 04:22.921 --> 04:23.421 [SPEAKER_00]: That's crazy. 04:23.902 --> 04:25.343 [SPEAKER_00]: This is modern day slavery. 04:26.487 --> 04:34.521 [SPEAKER_00]: They should have kept that one to themselves, by the way, they should not have said that there's no back pay, that's an insane thing to say during the government shutdown. 04:35.022 --> 04:42.275 [SPEAKER_00]: We're getting paid to not work, but for all you people that are working to keep this economy alive, you're not going to be getting paid. 04:42.716 --> 04:45.441 [SPEAKER_00]: Why wouldn't you just keep that one close to your chest? 04:45.505 --> 04:46.647 [SPEAKER_00]: It's a weird move. 04:47.269 --> 04:48.491 [SPEAKER_00]: You lie about everything else. 04:48.571 --> 04:49.273 [SPEAKER_00]: Lie about this. 04:49.353 --> 04:51.237 [SPEAKER_00]: Say, yeah, you're going to get paid and then don't pay him. 04:51.798 --> 04:54.403 [SPEAKER_00]: I'm not advocating for not paying the workers. 04:54.443 --> 04:56.768 [SPEAKER_00]: I'm just saying why the fuck would you tell him you're not paying. 04:57.209 --> 05:01.297 [SPEAKER_00]: I'm surprised that these employees are still showing up to work. 05:01.457 --> 05:02.299 [SPEAKER_00]: I don't get it. 05:03.562 --> 05:11.370 [SPEAKER_00]: I don't think they wouldn't lose their job in the long run because they're going to need TSA and air traffic controllers. 05:12.031 --> 05:16.215 [SPEAKER_00]: And if everybody just stops working, they'll get re-hired. 05:16.475 --> 05:19.318 [SPEAKER_00]: They need the people, especially air traffic controller. 05:19.338 --> 05:20.059 [SPEAKER_00]: Nobody can do that. 05:20.079 --> 05:24.663 [SPEAKER_00]: I mean, listen, I love TSA, they're usually very nice to me, but you know, it's a walk on job. 05:24.683 --> 05:25.985 [SPEAKER_00]: It's an entry level job. 05:26.825 --> 05:29.468 [SPEAKER_00]: It's a step up for mall cop. 05:29.448 --> 05:47.389 [SPEAKER_00]: you know I think the outfits they wear look like something you'd buy at a spirit Halloween store like I'm a cop you know TSA outfits are very fun you know they're not doing much they confiscate things like one time at TSA agent confiscated 05:47.369 --> 05:53.756 [SPEAKER_00]: Can't dog food I had for ED on the trip And he and I said oh you have to take that. 05:53.776 --> 05:54.537 [SPEAKER_00]: It's unopened. 05:54.678 --> 06:08.854 [SPEAKER_00]: It was sealed And it wasn't purely liquid liquid, but it was canned dog food and he said yeah We don't know this could be a safety issue and then he proceeded to just throw it into a bin right next to us and I was like what if that had been a bomb? 06:09.290 --> 06:19.240 [SPEAKER_00]: How much of a safety procedure is it to discard, quote unquote, maybe potentially dangerous items into a bin right next to you? 06:20.421 --> 06:23.003 [SPEAKER_00]: I have a feeling TSA, and they should be doing it now. 06:23.584 --> 06:29.510 [SPEAKER_00]: They should be rummaging through the confiscated items bin at the end of every shift and just taking what they want. 06:29.590 --> 06:31.231 [SPEAKER_00]: I guarantee you they do that. 06:32.052 --> 06:32.473 [SPEAKER_00]: I would. 06:33.414 --> 06:34.014 [SPEAKER_00]: Candle. 06:34.074 --> 06:35.396 [SPEAKER_00]: This is good Candle food. 06:35.416 --> 06:36.917 [SPEAKER_00]: I'm taking this home. 06:37.403 --> 06:41.668 [SPEAKER_00]: But it is funny when they're like, yeah, it's for safety, and then it's like, well, if that was a bomb, you just were done. 06:42.048 --> 06:42.789 [SPEAKER_00]: If that goes off. 06:45.131 --> 06:47.474 [SPEAKER_00]: But we need TSA for the illusion of safety. 06:47.554 --> 06:49.756 [SPEAKER_00]: And then so far, I'm very safe on flights. 06:50.117 --> 06:53.220 [SPEAKER_00]: I have not felt any disruptions flying yet. 06:53.841 --> 06:55.723 [SPEAKER_00]: We are only about a month into this thing. 06:56.263 --> 07:00.728 [SPEAKER_00]: And I've only flown early on into the shutdown at the last time I flew was last week. 07:00.708 --> 07:03.655 [SPEAKER_00]: but so far, TSA has been great, very efficient. 07:04.738 --> 07:06.262 [SPEAKER_00]: Plains have not really been delayed. 07:06.282 --> 07:12.377 [SPEAKER_00]: There was one delay we had, but I was flying United, like it's kind of a requirement to be sitting on the tarmac for an hour. 07:12.417 --> 07:15.224 [SPEAKER_00]: If you're on a United flight on, you know, hair. 07:15.284 --> 07:17.991 [SPEAKER_00]: That's to be expected. 07:19.338 --> 07:22.668 [SPEAKER_00]: But yeah, I don't know, USA today reached out. 07:22.688 --> 07:27.442 [SPEAKER_00]: They want me to give a funny story or two about flying. 07:28.325 --> 07:30.190 [SPEAKER_00]: And first of all, who's reading USA today? 07:30.972 --> 07:32.537 [SPEAKER_00]: My grandparents, they're dead. 07:33.732 --> 07:56.010 [SPEAKER_00]: I kind of don't want to do it because it's like I don't really have any I feel for as much as I fly I do not have any funny stories Nothing fun happens on you know why because I'm I put my AirPods in and I start watching real housewives of Atlanta and I don't know to shit Somebody could hijack our plane and I'd be like hold on hold on Kenya and Matt They're getting into something Matt's about to fuck up Kenya's house 07:55.990 --> 07:59.574 [SPEAKER_00]: Like, I don't, I just don't pay attention to my surroundings. 07:59.594 --> 08:00.395 [SPEAKER_00]: I got my AirPods in. 08:00.455 --> 08:02.297 [SPEAKER_00]: If there's a screaming baby, I can't hear it. 08:02.377 --> 08:06.181 [SPEAKER_00]: I have, I specifically bought the AirPods that cancel out screaming babies. 08:06.241 --> 08:09.004 [SPEAKER_00]: That's how useful that is, that noise cancelling. 08:09.104 --> 08:10.606 [SPEAKER_00]: I don't, there's no funny stories. 08:10.726 --> 08:14.550 [SPEAKER_00]: I literally, I fly all of the time I'm flying this weekend in New York City. 08:15.051 --> 08:17.934 [SPEAKER_00]: I fly all the fucking time, nothing crazy happens. 08:18.174 --> 08:21.878 [SPEAKER_00]: Knock on wood, knock on fuck, I don't want anything crazy to happen. 08:21.978 --> 08:23.500 [SPEAKER_00]: One time, I think a guy. 08:23.480 --> 08:35.802 [SPEAKER_00]: Had a panic attack on a flight because he probably took too many gummies and they were like, is there a nurse on the flight and a lady was like, um, I knew a nurse, my neighbor is a nurse and they were like, please help us. 08:36.625 --> 08:40.912 [SPEAKER_00]: and the lady whose neighbor is a nurse she wouldn't help them and she didn't really do much. 08:40.932 --> 08:43.075 [SPEAKER_00]: She just said, like, weed has never killed anybody. 08:43.195 --> 08:44.136 [SPEAKER_00]: You're going to be fine. 08:45.138 --> 08:46.640 [SPEAKER_00]: That was like the craziest thing that happened. 08:46.800 --> 08:51.808 [SPEAKER_00]: But like, for as often as I find knock on wood, please not another 9-11. 08:52.068 --> 08:52.489 [SPEAKER_00]: I don't know. 08:52.509 --> 08:54.432 [SPEAKER_00]: I don't need to be on the next 9-11 flight. 08:54.412 --> 08:58.957 [SPEAKER_00]: Jesus Christ, but yeah, as much as I fly it, it doesn't really happen. 08:58.997 --> 09:23.322 [SPEAKER_00]: I haven't really noticed anything from the government shutdown so far, but I would totally understand if all those employees and workers stopped going to work, who the fuck works for zero pay in this fucking economy and any fucking economy get the fuck out of here. 09:23.825 --> 09:26.608 [SPEAKER_00]: They just get administrative leave, fuck out of here. 09:26.628 --> 09:35.757 [SPEAKER_00]: 35 days was the longest record, 35 days was the record for the longest shutdown. 09:35.797 --> 09:37.959 [SPEAKER_00]: And that was during Trump's first administration. 09:37.979 --> 09:40.442 [SPEAKER_00]: So I think he's going for a record breaker here, baby. 09:40.882 --> 09:45.807 [SPEAKER_00]: I could see this thing going on two months, 60 days at least, right through Thanksgiving. 09:46.268 --> 09:53.595 [SPEAKER_00]: The one thing I'm most concerned about, it's not so much flying, it would suck if flying was, 09:53.795 --> 10:00.744 [SPEAKER_00]: made impossible but it would be understandable because I'm on the side of people who work and and I don't agree that people should work without pay. 10:00.904 --> 10:12.399 [SPEAKER_00]: But the one side I'm really worried about is cutting off access to snap benefits, cutting off money, not sending any money to snap, so nobody can receive any snap benefits. 10:12.639 --> 10:14.001 [SPEAKER_00]: That's a real dark one for me. 10:14.021 --> 10:19.127 [SPEAKER_00]: I strongly urge you 10:19.107 --> 10:21.130 [SPEAKER_00]: Um, I know that food is expensive. 10:21.210 --> 10:22.572 [SPEAKER_00]: I know that we are all struggling. 10:22.612 --> 10:33.149 [SPEAKER_00]: If you're not struggling as much, if you're a single person and you've got some extra cash, hell, if you're just a rich person, if you're a, what do they call those a drink double income no kid. 10:33.249 --> 10:37.014 [SPEAKER_00]: Hey, go pick up some canned foods rice. 10:37.034 --> 10:40.660 [SPEAKER_00]: I don't know what else they need. 10:40.640 --> 10:50.470 [SPEAKER_00]: Drop them off of your local food bank because if they cut off the snap benefits you will have people Kids especially think of the kids that are starving hungry. 10:50.731 --> 10:51.772 [SPEAKER_00]: They're already hungry kids. 10:52.232 --> 10:57.758 [SPEAKER_00]: There's going to be more I think it's something like I don't know 20 million people on snap. 10:57.778 --> 11:02.143 [SPEAKER_00]: I you know, I don't want to say that that's Bible I don't know if that's real Bibles fiction anyways. 11:02.323 --> 11:06.107 [SPEAKER_00]: I don't want to say that that's God, what is real science 11:06.087 --> 11:11.118 [SPEAKER_00]: I don't want to say that science, but yeah, I would strongly urge it. 11:11.138 --> 11:11.739 [SPEAKER_00]: I'm going to do it. 11:11.759 --> 11:13.563 [SPEAKER_00]: I'm going to go to the grocery store today. 11:13.583 --> 11:15.808 [SPEAKER_00]: I'm going to pick up some items. 11:15.848 --> 11:18.634 [SPEAKER_00]: I'm going to I'm actually going to Google what because I really don't know. 11:18.654 --> 11:21.801 [SPEAKER_00]: I don't think I've donated to a food bank in a very long time to be honest. 11:21.861 --> 11:23.725 [SPEAKER_00]: I'm a horrible person I know. 11:23.705 --> 11:27.951 [SPEAKER_00]: But I would assume canned items, rice, beans, would be great. 11:28.071 --> 11:29.754 [SPEAKER_00]: That's also a kind of a canned item. 11:30.415 --> 11:32.978 [SPEAKER_00]: Dipers, if you can swing it, those are very expensive. 11:33.078 --> 11:35.141 [SPEAKER_00]: I just kind of want to donate a bunch of cloth diapers. 11:35.261 --> 11:35.702 [SPEAKER_00]: I don't know. 11:36.183 --> 11:39.207 [SPEAKER_00]: Dipers are like $30 for a pack of 10. 11:39.367 --> 11:40.268 [SPEAKER_00]: That's fucking nuts. 11:40.349 --> 11:44.194 [SPEAKER_00]: Newborns go through like 15 a day. 11:44.174 --> 11:45.015 [SPEAKER_00]: That's crazy. 11:45.877 --> 11:47.300 [SPEAKER_00]: Newborns, they got to stop pooping. 11:47.540 --> 11:49.564 [SPEAKER_00]: In this economy, you've got to stop pooping. 11:49.864 --> 11:50.245 [SPEAKER_00]: Please. 11:51.727 --> 11:55.013 [SPEAKER_00]: I guess without this food, they will stop pooping, huh? 11:55.033 --> 11:55.975 [SPEAKER_00]: It's very bleak out there. 11:56.015 --> 11:59.361 [SPEAKER_00]: If you can, I would strongly urge you to help and do what you can. 12:00.603 --> 12:02.687 [SPEAKER_00]: Can't food is not that expensive. 12:02.847 --> 12:04.911 [SPEAKER_00]: You can go to Walmart, Aldi. 12:05.352 --> 12:06.854 [SPEAKER_00]: Really anywhere, it should be pretty cheap. 12:06.874 --> 12:08.477 [SPEAKER_00]: Get the great value stuff. 12:08.457 --> 12:12.746 [SPEAKER_00]: And it's something that you can do that's very minimal effort on your part. 12:13.608 --> 12:20.042 [SPEAKER_00]: I understand if you're struggling yourself, you can't, but if you're in a position where you can help, you better fucking help, okay? 12:20.544 --> 12:27.158 [SPEAKER_00]: Think of children starving, and if that doesn't move you to want to help, hey, you might be a bad person. 12:27.138 --> 12:37.661 [SPEAKER_00]: I understand not not empathizing with adults because adults are messy and problematic and we've kind of, you know, we have our trauma, but at the end of the day our life is our life, but children are helpless. 12:37.821 --> 12:38.643 [SPEAKER_00]: They're truly helpless. 12:39.245 --> 12:42.632 [SPEAKER_00]: That's why I like children and animals, you know what I mean? 12:43.878 --> 12:45.121 [SPEAKER_00]: But I would urge you to go out. 12:45.422 --> 12:46.425 [SPEAKER_00]: This is in very fun. 12:46.465 --> 12:48.550 [SPEAKER_00]: This is just something I'd have to get off my chest. 12:48.670 --> 12:50.114 [SPEAKER_00]: My very flat chest. 12:50.375 --> 12:51.538 [SPEAKER_00]: Okay, it was weighing heavy. 12:51.598 --> 12:53.041 [SPEAKER_00]: I felt like I had boobs for a second. 12:53.864 --> 12:55.869 [SPEAKER_00]: All right, we're back with the jokes. 12:55.889 --> 12:56.390 [SPEAKER_00]: Two nips. 12:57.353 --> 12:58.255 [SPEAKER_00]: That'd be my rap name. 12:58.275 --> 12:58.696 [SPEAKER_00]: Two nips. 12:58.917 --> 13:00.300 [SPEAKER_00]: That's all I got up there. 13:00.280 --> 13:04.245 [SPEAKER_00]: Um, yeah, the shutdown could be going over two months. 13:04.646 --> 13:09.613 [SPEAKER_00]: I see a lot of people online with 14 brain cells that keep blaming Democrats. 13:09.753 --> 13:11.355 [SPEAKER_00]: I don't think Democrats are perfect, ever. 13:11.716 --> 13:13.979 [SPEAKER_00]: They're kind of spineless, weak people. 13:14.940 --> 13:26.035 [SPEAKER_00]: Um, but, you know, it's can't be the Democrats fault when Republicans control all of the government, every breach of government, the Republicans control and you have the fucking White House. 13:26.403 --> 13:27.505 [SPEAKER_00]: How is this the Democrats? 13:28.487 --> 13:32.253 [SPEAKER_00]: It's very, if anybody says, oh, the Democrats, we do nothing. 13:32.273 --> 13:33.535 [SPEAKER_00]: We don't even control anything. 13:33.595 --> 13:34.997 [SPEAKER_00]: We barely have control of our lives. 13:35.398 --> 13:36.720 [SPEAKER_00]: We don't have control of our bodies. 13:36.801 --> 13:42.670 [SPEAKER_00]: If we're women, we're about to lose control of our rights to marriage, if we're gay, we don't have any control. 13:42.730 --> 13:43.652 [SPEAKER_00]: Please. 13:44.459 --> 14:03.396 [SPEAKER_00]: this is all the Republicans you know this probably if you're listening to a lesbian rant and rave you probably are aware of this but I know there's some conservative people out there that listen to me I like to think of them as the old school conservatives who still have critical thinking skills I think that they understand that this is not so much a democratic issue then it is a republican issue 14:06.515 --> 14:15.068 [SPEAKER_00]: But I am thinking of everybody that is going to be affected by this while our politicians absolutely are not affected in the least in the slightest. 14:17.291 --> 14:24.161 [SPEAKER_00]: Supreme Court is going to consider whether they are to hear the same sex marriage case on November 7th. 14:25.303 --> 14:31.392 [SPEAKER_00]: That is coming up real quick, that's I'll be in Ohio at that time, maybe not, maybe before Wayne, maybe Masland, I don't know. 14:31.878 --> 14:40.792 [SPEAKER_00]: November 7th is next Friday, Supreme Court is going to take on that case that Kim Davis submitted, that fucking mucynex germ of a bitch. 14:41.593 --> 14:43.876 [SPEAKER_00]: She looks like a walking thumb with a bad hairline. 14:45.359 --> 14:52.329 [SPEAKER_00]: Kim Davis, she's been married three times, you know, she knows that thing or two about marriage and what makes it lawful and what makes it right. 14:54.593 --> 15:00.822 [SPEAKER_00]: Kim Davis looks like an 15:00.987 --> 15:04.170 [SPEAKER_00]: the case, they're going to decide whether they hear the case. 15:04.190 --> 15:05.611 [SPEAKER_00]: It's not that they're taking on the case yet. 15:05.631 --> 15:09.614 [SPEAKER_00]: This is why it's great being engaged to a lawyer because I can get all my questions answered. 15:10.275 --> 15:11.696 [SPEAKER_00]: So Kim Davis filed this thing. 15:11.756 --> 15:12.757 [SPEAKER_00]: Oh, my God, look at the gate. 15:13.017 --> 15:14.118 [SPEAKER_00]: Look at Obergefell. 15:14.538 --> 15:16.220 [SPEAKER_00]: Look at Obergefell, the Hodges. 15:16.600 --> 15:17.581 [SPEAKER_00]: These faggots. 15:18.362 --> 15:18.682 [SPEAKER_00]: Okay. 15:19.322 --> 15:30.792 [SPEAKER_00]: So she brought Obergefell, the Hodges, the case that 15:31.750 --> 15:36.735 [SPEAKER_00]: She brought it, asked for it to be reviewed by Scotus, the Supreme Court of the United States. 15:37.136 --> 15:41.260 [SPEAKER_00]: They are now in November 7th, next Friday, deciding whether they are going to review the case. 15:41.601 --> 15:46.506 [SPEAKER_00]: If they review the case, if they take on the case, if they said yes, this is something we should review. 15:46.566 --> 15:55.716 [SPEAKER_00]: Then it's very likely, I think, that gay marriage will be overturned as a federal legal thing. 15:56.843 --> 15:58.384 [SPEAKER_00]: Listen, I'm married to a lawyer. 15:58.444 --> 15:59.545 [SPEAKER_00]: I'm almost married to a lawyer. 15:59.565 --> 16:02.648 [SPEAKER_00]: I'm not a lawyer if they review it. 16:02.748 --> 16:10.295 [SPEAKER_00]: I think that they've already kind of put set in motion that they're going to overturn it and send gay marriage back to the states the same way they did with abortion. 16:11.356 --> 16:26.850 [SPEAKER_00]: So it won't be a federal ban on it, but it will go back to the states and there will be a lot of people that suffer because they live in a red state a state that does not have their people's best interests at hearts at heart. 16:26.830 --> 16:38.205 [SPEAKER_00]: Now, if you're already married, if you're already gay married, garried, as I say, if you're already garried, and they overturn gay marriage federally, you're going to be fine. 16:38.626 --> 16:45.835 [SPEAKER_00]: They're not going to touch it because per my future wife, she says that it's just too much admin, it's too much paperwork, it could be a mess. 16:45.815 --> 16:52.923 [SPEAKER_00]: to try to go back and overturn all of these marriages that have happened in the past what 10, 15 years. 16:53.424 --> 16:56.467 [SPEAKER_00]: These gay marriages, it would be a fucking legal mess. 16:56.487 --> 16:57.368 [SPEAKER_00]: It would be too much. 16:57.448 --> 16:59.231 [SPEAKER_00]: What they can't do is just say going forward. 16:59.811 --> 17:04.637 [SPEAKER_00]: If you're in Kentucky, if you're in Oklahoma, if you're in Texas, if you're in Florida, you can't get gay married. 17:04.657 --> 17:08.661 [SPEAKER_00]: You can do it if you're Massachusetts, Delaware, New York, California, Washington. 17:09.382 --> 17:12.666 [SPEAKER_00]: It's just going to be like it is with abortion. 17:12.646 --> 17:35.093 [SPEAKER_00]: you know where you're just like where am I again do they have an abortion app yet where if you're in fucking Mississippi you can see the closest clinic out of state they they somebody better get on that fucking app you know abort uh uber abort that might be the new the new uh gig economy app uber abort uh will drive you to your appointment 17:36.794 --> 17:39.599 [SPEAKER_00]: Um, so that's where we're at. 17:39.679 --> 17:44.487 [SPEAKER_00]: It does feel like, uh, you know, I personally think they will. 17:44.567 --> 17:53.522 [SPEAKER_00]: The way this administration is rolling, it's, it's just silly and a little too optimistic to think that Supreme Court would, would go gay marriage. 17:53.622 --> 17:55.445 [SPEAKER_00]: Now, we shouldn't, we shouldn't touch that. 17:55.986 --> 17:57.769 [SPEAKER_00]: The Supreme Court is majority conservative. 17:57.829 --> 18:00.253 [SPEAKER_00]: They are most of the, 18:00.233 --> 18:03.238 [SPEAKER_00]: The conservative judges were elected by Trump. 18:03.258 --> 18:06.743 [SPEAKER_00]: A lot of judges elected by Trump are in there. 18:06.803 --> 18:08.646 [SPEAKER_00]: They're going to work on Trump's agenda. 18:09.587 --> 18:11.370 [SPEAKER_00]: We saw this happen with with abortion. 18:12.171 --> 18:15.035 [SPEAKER_00]: You know, if anybody says they wouldn't do that to gay marriage. 18:15.156 --> 18:16.437 [SPEAKER_00]: Well, let's look at abortion. 18:16.558 --> 18:19.803 [SPEAKER_00]: You know, we never thought that we lose access to abortion. 18:19.823 --> 18:20.063 [SPEAKER_00]: Sorry. 18:20.083 --> 18:22.066 [SPEAKER_00]: This isn't a very comedy podcast right now. 18:22.086 --> 18:23.067 [SPEAKER_00]: We'll get to the funniest. 18:23.909 --> 18:28.135 [SPEAKER_00]: We'll get Disney's suicide soon. 18:28.195 --> 18:29.397 [SPEAKER_00]: Don't worry. 18:29.377 --> 18:33.949 [SPEAKER_00]: This is, I think it's interesting, okay, and sometimes, I think it's an interesting to talk about. 18:35.333 --> 18:39.724 [SPEAKER_00]: I know this podcast called Heather Shaw is kidding, but this is not funny stuff here. 18:41.155 --> 18:50.868 [SPEAKER_00]: I used to have a joke before I found somebody that I loved that I liked when gay marriage was illegal because I never had to consider having the marriage talk with any of my girlfriends. 18:50.908 --> 18:53.972 [SPEAKER_00]: I could just be like, oh, I wish, but I don't want to be arrested, you know? 18:54.593 --> 19:01.122 [SPEAKER_00]: And now it's like, you know, we're getting married near Zeve, 2025, I think. 19:01.557 --> 19:08.127 [SPEAKER_00]: Just by pattern recognition with how this administration's going, I think they're going to take the case on. 19:08.228 --> 19:09.369 [SPEAKER_00]: I think they're going to overturn it. 19:09.389 --> 19:11.293 [SPEAKER_00]: They're going to send gay marriage back to the states. 19:12.394 --> 19:13.977 [SPEAKER_00]: I think this will all happen 2026. 19:14.438 --> 19:16.020 [SPEAKER_00]: It'll be turned back to the states. 19:16.861 --> 19:18.163 [SPEAKER_00]: Maybe spring, summer, 2026. 19:18.184 --> 19:20.567 [SPEAKER_00]: This is just my personal opinion. 19:20.708 --> 19:21.389 [SPEAKER_00]: I hope I'm wrong. 19:23.352 --> 19:25.435 [SPEAKER_00]: But by then, it will be, I mean, Kentucky. 19:25.455 --> 19:27.278 [SPEAKER_00]: It'll be illegal, most likely. 19:27.764 --> 19:29.427 [SPEAKER_00]: But hey, man, we're getting married. 19:29.707 --> 19:32.431 [SPEAKER_00]: I mean, we are getting married New Year's Eve, 2025. 19:32.611 --> 19:35.896 [SPEAKER_00]: I feel like I got on the last chopper out of numb. 19:36.157 --> 19:36.918 [SPEAKER_00]: Holy shit. 19:36.958 --> 19:44.389 [SPEAKER_00]: I feel like a Titanic passenger just got on the last lifeboat as it rose away from the sinking ship that is this country. 19:45.331 --> 19:55.912 [SPEAKER_00]: I mean, damn, I feel so sorry for gay people out there that just are not in a relationship that they're ready to get married or they don't have anybody that they want to marry and now they're just kind of stuck. 19:56.333 --> 20:03.087 [SPEAKER_00]: You can always, you can always go to these blue states and get married, but then when you come back in your state, it's not going to be recognized as illegal. 20:03.067 --> 20:07.272 [SPEAKER_00]: thing, but at least we'll have these blue sanctuary states. 20:07.352 --> 20:09.574 [SPEAKER_00]: Massachusetts, what a great state. 20:09.614 --> 20:14.180 [SPEAKER_00]: If it wasn't so fucking expensive, I'm sure a lot of people would move there, but you get what you pay for. 20:14.220 --> 20:15.441 [SPEAKER_00]: And that's right. 20:15.781 --> 20:17.824 [SPEAKER_00]: You know, that's why Massachusetts is expensive. 20:17.864 --> 20:19.626 [SPEAKER_00]: It's because you get your rights. 20:19.646 --> 20:20.867 [SPEAKER_00]: You get a lot of good rights. 20:21.047 --> 20:21.468 [SPEAKER_00]: All of them. 20:21.648 --> 20:24.071 [SPEAKER_00]: And you get great education in the public school system. 20:24.171 --> 20:25.092 [SPEAKER_00]: So, 20:25.527 --> 20:30.421 [SPEAKER_00]: You know, sure you can buy a house in Beloxy, Beloxy, Mississippi or whatever the fuck it's called. 20:30.461 --> 20:31.143 [SPEAKER_00]: But guess what? 20:32.327 --> 20:35.697 [SPEAKER_00]: The education is going to be shit and you're not going to have rights. 20:37.020 --> 20:37.963 [SPEAKER_00]: Human rights. 20:37.983 --> 20:40.330 [SPEAKER_00]: So it's just pick your poison at this point. 20:41.963 --> 20:43.325 [SPEAKER_00]: But shout out, we'll see. 20:43.345 --> 20:54.297 [SPEAKER_00]: I mean, my fiance does think that she's kind of thinking, like, she just doesn't see the scotist wanting to take this on, because let's be real. 20:54.878 --> 20:58.042 [SPEAKER_00]: The majority of Americans are cool with gay marriage. 20:58.062 --> 21:02.527 [SPEAKER_00]: It's now a minority thought to think, like, gaze, don't deserve to be married. 21:02.587 --> 21:03.188 [SPEAKER_00]: It really is. 21:03.689 --> 21:05.811 [SPEAKER_00]: The majority of people no matter what party, 21:05.791 --> 21:08.955 [SPEAKER_00]: usually are very cool with gay people getting married. 21:08.995 --> 21:10.256 [SPEAKER_00]: It's so beyond us now. 21:10.296 --> 21:11.938 [SPEAKER_00]: We've moved on to hating trans people. 21:12.198 --> 21:15.642 [SPEAKER_00]: And by we, I mean, not me, but, you know, conservatives. 21:18.125 --> 21:20.668 [SPEAKER_00]: But she thinks maybe it won't be because of that. 21:20.708 --> 21:23.531 [SPEAKER_00]: But, you know, abortion, I think was a majority in favor. 21:23.772 --> 21:25.233 [SPEAKER_00]: We were all in favor of abortion. 21:25.253 --> 21:35.325 [SPEAKER_00]: There were some freaks out there that thought it was, you know, murder, 21:36.740 --> 22:03.793 [SPEAKER_00]: uh... not great for gay gay rights here but you know what is great for gay rights trump is a gay right champion you know who he just he just commuted the sentence of George Santos that's how much he likes gay people he loves evil gay people he would love rupal i'm just getting rupal's probably a fine person uh... she's kind of an asshole i've heard and in in rupal fracks great shows thanks for your you're an icon rupal but you're kind of an asshole 22:05.798 --> 22:13.170 [SPEAKER_00]: George Santos, uh, his sentence was commuted, uh, I believe he was supposed to do, um, what was it seven years? 22:13.891 --> 22:14.492 [SPEAKER_00]: Was that right? 22:16.295 --> 22:18.178 [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, he had a seven-year prison term. 22:18.198 --> 22:19.560 [SPEAKER_00]: He's, he served three months. 22:19.620 --> 22:22.024 [SPEAKER_00]: You know, fucking lucky this guy is holy shit. 22:22.405 --> 22:25.670 [SPEAKER_00]: I never would have thought Trump would give a fuck about George Santos. 22:25.710 --> 22:28.735 [SPEAKER_00]: Does George Santos have blackmail on him? 22:30.250 --> 22:35.082 [SPEAKER_00]: Is it just because he's a Republican like why the fuck does Trump give a shit about George Santos? 22:35.103 --> 22:36.346 [SPEAKER_00]: Maybe he likes a good grip. 22:36.366 --> 22:36.647 [SPEAKER_00]: T.C. 22:36.667 --> 22:40.857 [SPEAKER_00]: is a griff to go say I'm a griff, or I like a griff, or maybe that's what it is. 22:41.700 --> 22:42.602 [SPEAKER_00]: Three months he did. 22:43.023 --> 22:43.524 [SPEAKER_00]: Now he's out. 22:43.544 --> 22:44.968 [SPEAKER_00]: He's supposed to do seven years. 22:45.792 --> 22:48.375 [SPEAKER_00]: George Santos is a lucky mother fucker. 22:48.716 --> 22:49.436 [SPEAKER_00]: I'll tell you that much. 22:49.477 --> 22:50.338 [SPEAKER_00]: Look, guys, so lucky. 22:50.858 --> 22:58.768 [SPEAKER_00]: His sentence, he was also ordered to pay $374,000 in restitution to those whom prosecutors characterized as his victims. 22:59.789 --> 23:05.676 [SPEAKER_00]: Again, Santos was accused of embezzling money from campaign donors, charging credit cards without authorization among other crimes. 23:05.777 --> 23:07.178 [SPEAKER_00]: He's just a, you know, he's a grifter. 23:08.260 --> 23:09.301 [SPEAKER_00]: He's a fraudulent man. 23:10.062 --> 23:11.744 [SPEAKER_00]: He's a fraudulent, faggot. 23:13.766 --> 23:14.247 [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah. 23:15.340 --> 23:17.525 [SPEAKER_00]: He may not have to pay that restitution back. 23:17.545 --> 23:25.725 [SPEAKER_00]: They asked the George Santos got out of prison and then in the next 12 hours he was already on air, on CNN and Fox News just talking. 23:25.886 --> 23:27.149 [SPEAKER_00]: I mean, what a life. 23:27.169 --> 23:28.472 [SPEAKER_00]: This guy's got a mate. 23:29.903 --> 23:58.611 [SPEAKER_00]: uh... in an interview with CNN uh... he was asked if he would pay back the approximately three hundred and seventy four thousand dollars in restitution do we really think this is a question and he needs to be answered we know he's not going to do do you think he has three hundred seventy four thousand dollars if he had that money he wouldn't be fucking dripping off credit cards he says if it's required of me by the law he said i can do my best to do whatever the law requires of me this was on CNN state of the union he was back to media 23:58.878 --> 24:05.904 [SPEAKER_00]: He got out of a prison shower he cleaned up and he came home and he put his ring light on and he started doing interviews from his living room. 24:07.226 --> 24:08.747 [SPEAKER_00]: He said, I don't know what that is. 24:08.827 --> 24:10.288 [SPEAKER_00]: I've been out of prison for two days. 24:10.529 --> 24:14.512 [SPEAKER_00]: I agreed to come here to speak with you candidly and openly and not to up the skate. 24:15.073 --> 24:21.058 [SPEAKER_00]: If it's required of me by the law, yes, if it's not the know, but I will do whatever the law requires me to do. 24:21.439 --> 24:23.881 [SPEAKER_00]: I'm making George Santos on a lot more fruity than he is. 24:24.061 --> 24:24.882 [SPEAKER_00]: He's pretty fruity. 24:25.762 --> 24:27.484 [SPEAKER_00]: But he doesn't have that like super-less. 24:27.785 --> 24:33.571 [SPEAKER_00]: But please George Santos, please, please, I need a George Santos reality show. 24:33.691 --> 24:35.232 [SPEAKER_00]: Listen, we've already lost the plot. 24:35.252 --> 24:36.233 [SPEAKER_00]: There is no justice. 24:36.273 --> 24:36.914 [SPEAKER_00]: There never was. 24:36.974 --> 24:38.275 [SPEAKER_00]: Look at Pete did eat the didler. 24:38.816 --> 24:40.337 [SPEAKER_00]: Set to be released May 20, 28. 24:40.457 --> 24:43.060 [SPEAKER_00]: Gonna be, you know he's gonna be part and bitch. 24:43.660 --> 24:45.742 [SPEAKER_00]: You know Pete did he's gonna be part and for Christmas. 24:46.363 --> 24:50.246 [SPEAKER_00]: Help me back at that fucking fuck mansion with DJ Khaled. 24:50.266 --> 24:52.248 [SPEAKER_00]: Picking up and up and coming, pop star boy. 24:52.889 --> 24:54.691 [SPEAKER_00]: DJ Khaled will be like, and another one. 24:54.891 --> 24:57.133 [SPEAKER_00]: It's just gonna be awful. 24:58.936 --> 25:05.206 [SPEAKER_00]: But if we're going to just be lawless in this country and have no justice, then I want to see good entertainment, okay? 25:05.286 --> 25:08.751 [SPEAKER_00]: This is why I support the Real Housewives so much. 25:08.851 --> 25:13.358 [SPEAKER_00]: Jen Shaw is a piece of shit human being, but she made good reality TV. 25:13.418 --> 25:15.521 [SPEAKER_00]: We understand the assignment here. 25:15.621 --> 25:18.666 [SPEAKER_00]: Put George Santos on a reality show mother fucker. 25:19.287 --> 25:24.851 [SPEAKER_00]: And if he has to be a restitution, how about all that money made from the show goes right into that restitution fund? 25:25.152 --> 25:25.835 [SPEAKER_00]: A win is a win. 25:26.840 --> 25:29.230 [SPEAKER_00]: Okay, I don't know what the show would be. 25:30.425 --> 25:34.193 [SPEAKER_00]: I have no idea, George Santos remodeling tiny homes. 25:35.235 --> 25:40.307 [SPEAKER_00]: He just takes a fucking sledgehammer to the side and demolishes the whole thing. 25:40.828 --> 25:45.518 [SPEAKER_00]: Oh, shoot, oh, shoot, that's going to cost us a dime in an arm and a leg. 25:47.943 --> 25:50.188 [SPEAKER_00]: Wife swap with George Santos. 25:51.333 --> 25:55.439 [SPEAKER_00]: It's just him and Erica Kirk making out, I don't know, these are things we could do. 25:55.479 --> 26:10.080 [SPEAKER_00]: Trump announced last Friday that he would commute Santa's sentence, stating that Santa's has been horribly mistreated, at least Santa said the courage, conviction and intelligence to always vote Republicans. 26:10.100 --> 26:14.607 [SPEAKER_00]: So I think that really is what it comes down to if you're a Republican, you're okay and Trump said. 26:14.587 --> 26:17.491 [SPEAKER_00]: Which is very dementia-ridden riddled. 26:18.092 --> 26:27.867 [SPEAKER_00]: He's got a sponge brain just dementia worms crawling in and out It's interesting all that work. 26:28.408 --> 26:39.285 [SPEAKER_00]: You you prosecute somebody if you get their evidence you you You plead the case in court and then here comes Trump You know to just be like nice good. 26:39.325 --> 26:40.847 [SPEAKER_00]: Let him out three months 26:42.278 --> 26:45.884 [SPEAKER_00]: What did the, um, who's Austin, Richard Austin? 26:46.284 --> 26:57.142 [SPEAKER_00]: Santos Communicate, Commutation also sparked the iron of Richard Austin, a Navy veteran who has a Q Santos of pocketing money from a go-fund me, raising money to get his dog lifesaving surgery. 26:57.482 --> 26:59.105 [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, this is one of the Santos grifts. 26:59.586 --> 27:04.033 [SPEAKER_00]: Maybe it could just be a show like, um, grift with George Santos. 27:04.013 --> 27:05.776 [SPEAKER_00]: And it's kind of like Rachel Reyes. 27:06.959 --> 27:09.003 [SPEAKER_00]: What was that what was that fucking $30? 27:09.383 --> 27:16.196 [SPEAKER_00]: What was that show Rachel Reihad where she would take you around 30-minute meals? 27:16.417 --> 27:16.637 [SPEAKER_00]: No. 27:17.058 --> 27:21.887 [SPEAKER_00]: It was the one where she would take you around and on a budget. 27:23.588 --> 27:28.195 [SPEAKER_00]: What was it called $40 a day? 27:28.856 --> 27:32.101 [SPEAKER_00]: Okay, Rachel Ray, it was a prose prominent show. 27:32.522 --> 27:35.687 [SPEAKER_00]: It was called $40 a day, which is so funny to think about her doing that now. 27:36.528 --> 27:41.797 [SPEAKER_00]: She would travel to a new city and she would eat all meals within a $40 budget. 27:42.237 --> 27:45.182 [SPEAKER_00]: This show came out this had to have been in 1912. 27:45.703 --> 27:47.245 [SPEAKER_00]: I don't know when she was doing this show. 27:47.846 --> 27:50.811 [SPEAKER_00]: I remember it, that had to have been 27:51.027 --> 28:00.463 [SPEAKER_00]: early 2000s hold on let me look at the Wikipedia here uh 2002 2003 okay so we're talking 20 plus years ago 28:01.709 --> 28:02.611 [SPEAKER_00]: uh, $40. 28:02.731 --> 28:07.819 [SPEAKER_00]: I would love for Rachel Ray to revive that show and she has $40 and she's able to buy us soda. 28:08.781 --> 28:11.866 [SPEAKER_00]: And then she's like, well, we're getting into Anna Rexia. 28:12.267 --> 28:13.709 [SPEAKER_00]: I mean, that would be the entire show. 28:14.491 --> 28:18.397 [SPEAKER_00]: It would just be Rachel Ray $40 today, just rummaging through the trash outside of Wendy's. 28:19.199 --> 28:20.661 [SPEAKER_00]: This was all for $0. 28:20.721 --> 28:21.783 [SPEAKER_00]: It's a baconator. 28:22.464 --> 28:24.888 [SPEAKER_00]: It has some garbage shit on it, but it'll do. 28:26.050 --> 28:27.733 [SPEAKER_00]: George Santos could do grift. 28:28.861 --> 28:30.863 [SPEAKER_00]: Right, $50 a day. 28:30.903 --> 28:34.106 [SPEAKER_00]: How do you get $50 out of somebody a day, a drift with George Santos? 28:35.388 --> 28:36.589 [SPEAKER_00]: Hey, we're spitball in here. 28:37.710 --> 28:38.731 [SPEAKER_00]: We're fucking spitball. 28:38.811 --> 28:41.334 [SPEAKER_00]: If Rachel made that show now, what would the budget be? 28:42.034 --> 28:50.483 [SPEAKER_00]: That would be like, yeah, you can go to this city and eat for only, it probably be like $150 a day, which is in a city, that's doable though. 28:50.503 --> 28:54.767 [SPEAKER_00]: Maybe it'd be like $100, do you think that would be like, 28:55.743 --> 28:58.426 [SPEAKER_00]: I don't know, Rachel Ray bring that back. 28:58.446 --> 29:01.549 [SPEAKER_00]: Stop drinking so much and come back to the to the food network, baby. 29:03.812 --> 29:05.173 [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, George Santos. 29:05.474 --> 29:06.254 [SPEAKER_00]: We'll see what he. 29:06.655 --> 29:08.237 [SPEAKER_00]: I'm sure his cameos are open. 29:08.777 --> 29:10.239 [SPEAKER_00]: You know, I don't support this guy. 29:10.359 --> 29:11.380 [SPEAKER_00]: I love a good grip. 29:11.660 --> 29:12.341 [SPEAKER_00]: You know, I do. 29:13.983 --> 29:16.225 [SPEAKER_00]: But if he's he's not going to be radio silent. 29:16.245 --> 29:18.027 [SPEAKER_00]: This guy craves attention. 29:18.488 --> 29:23.353 [SPEAKER_00]: Again, he got out of prison. 29:25.139 --> 29:48.388 [SPEAKER_00]: Now, we're talking about Ditty, you know, TMZ keeps saying that Trump is going to pardon Ditty, which is just a weird, it's weird, Ditty got convicted on prostituting, trans porting, prostitutes, little of men, so we got convicted of transporting male prostitutes. 29:48.408 --> 29:49.830 [SPEAKER_00]: I think that's all he got convicted on. 29:51.211 --> 29:54.657 [SPEAKER_00]: So it would just be interesting why he would pardon that. 29:54.737 --> 30:00.166 [SPEAKER_00]: I think it's, you know, it's another thing where it's, it's big headlines, he doesn't really look like good, good guy. 30:00.206 --> 30:03.211 [SPEAKER_00]: He doesn't need to look like the good guy because nobody wanted George Santos free. 30:03.852 --> 30:04.212 [SPEAKER_00]: Okay. 30:04.733 --> 30:06.816 [SPEAKER_00]: So, you know, it's not like justice. 30:06.917 --> 30:10.823 [SPEAKER_00]: I will say with a snap thing, I'm a part of me thinks that Trump is, 30:10.803 --> 30:16.949 [SPEAKER_00]: November 1st or whenever snap is about to run out, I think he's going to save the day to look like the hero. 30:17.270 --> 30:19.993 [SPEAKER_00]: But again, it's he's cleaning up a mess that he created. 30:20.133 --> 30:21.754 [SPEAKER_00]: So it's like how much of a hero can you be? 30:21.895 --> 30:25.819 [SPEAKER_00]: But people are dumb and they're going to be like, oh, he brought back snap and it's like he took it away. 30:26.559 --> 30:27.621 [SPEAKER_00]: So the whole tariff thing again. 30:27.641 --> 30:35.209 [SPEAKER_00]: 150% tariff on a country and then right at the last hour, he takes it away and now he looks good. 30:35.309 --> 30:36.490 [SPEAKER_00]: It's it's batship bananas. 30:36.950 --> 30:39.493 [SPEAKER_00]: But people are very dumb in this 30:41.363 --> 30:42.372 [SPEAKER_00]: But, a rumor. 30:43.644 --> 30:44.472 [SPEAKER_00]: TMZ. 30:45.380 --> 30:50.746 [SPEAKER_00]: They say that Trump is planning to commute, did he sentence? 30:51.386 --> 30:53.809 [SPEAKER_00]: They say the decision could come as soon as this week. 30:53.829 --> 30:55.911 [SPEAKER_00]: As this week, now this is TMZ. 30:55.931 --> 30:57.793 [SPEAKER_00]: They've got a lot of good intel. 30:58.694 --> 30:59.855 [SPEAKER_00]: Usually they're not wrong. 31:01.196 --> 31:03.479 [SPEAKER_00]: They don't post things very rarely. 31:03.499 --> 31:05.321 [SPEAKER_00]: Do they post things that are inaccurate? 31:06.081 --> 31:07.423 [SPEAKER_00]: They're not ethical people. 31:07.603 --> 31:11.026 [SPEAKER_00]: I mean, the minute Hulk Hogan died, they press publish on their obituary posts. 31:11.046 --> 31:12.568 [SPEAKER_00]: But you know, they're ready. 31:12.548 --> 31:16.772 [SPEAKER_00]: The White House has denied TMZ's story, calling the report fake news. 31:17.553 --> 31:24.540 [SPEAKER_00]: TMZ is standing firm, saying their story is accurate, and that their sources inside Trump's orbit have seen the wheels turning. 31:25.841 --> 31:32.487 [SPEAKER_00]: I would not be surprised that the in the least, if Trump partens Diddy, the didler. 31:33.028 --> 31:40.615 [SPEAKER_00]: I will be surprised if the didler is able to 31:41.152 --> 31:52.280 [SPEAKER_00]: You know, he's going to have to have white parties, but just for races, you know, he's going to have to start hosting the clan, he's going to have to go real right wing to stay in the news. 31:52.421 --> 31:56.190 [SPEAKER_00]: I don't think the entertainment business is going to bring him back. 31:56.170 --> 32:05.224 [SPEAKER_00]: I can't see him having any kind of control or power the way he did back then during his terrain of terror. 32:06.106 --> 32:22.752 [SPEAKER_00]: If anything, he'll be popular in the right wing space, he'll be doing co-headlining shows with Kid Rock, he'll be dating Rosanne Barr, you know, he'll be throwing out Tylenol in photo ops with RFK, he'll be dancing next to JD Vance. 32:22.732 --> 32:45.820 [SPEAKER_00]: uh... you know uh... i don't think the liberal media is going to obviously they're not going to bring back ditty it will be interesting you know he's supposed to get out may twenty twenty eight so we move that up a bit you know he's already basically in my mind did he is already gotten away with you know the most horrific shit he's basically a free man 32:45.800 --> 32:50.367 [SPEAKER_00]: whether he sits behind jail, behind bars until May 20, 28. 32:50.508 --> 32:54.975 [SPEAKER_00]: He's already gotten off Scott free in my mind for the horrible things he's done. 32:54.995 --> 32:59.683 [SPEAKER_00]: The way he's treated Cassie and the way he's treated young young boys. 32:59.943 --> 33:01.005 [SPEAKER_00]: Let's say shut up, babe. 33:02.067 --> 33:02.948 [SPEAKER_00]: Shout out usher. 33:02.928 --> 33:25.611 [SPEAKER_00]: uh... he's already gotten away with so much so it really to me it's like okay if he gets out early so what he's already got off you know he'll he's kind of he's he's going to be blacklisted i can't i can't imagine what celebrities are going to be wanting to be in photos with p-ditty maybe maybe you know we forget things maybe in five ten years he can come back 33:25.591 --> 33:52.898 [SPEAKER_00]: as old man did he oh like cause but he's just an old guy but right now the first five years after uh it's going to be rough but we'll see if Trump does it he has uh he has certainly pardoned so many I mean if he's going to pardon Santos why wouldn't he party the didler you know pardon sorry why wouldn't he pardon the didler and then party with the didler 33:54.211 --> 33:54.553 [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah. 33:55.015 --> 33:55.216 [SPEAKER_00]: All right. 33:55.236 --> 33:56.662 [SPEAKER_00]: Let's get into our 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Nazi officer for Halloween. 37:03.346 --> 37:06.953 [SPEAKER_00]: You know, he'd been hoping to do that for years, holy shit. 37:07.293 --> 37:16.891 [SPEAKER_00]: This is the consequence of having, sometimes people don't really see the consequence of having crazy leaders in office, but this is the consequence. 37:16.931 --> 37:18.334 [SPEAKER_00]: People feel brave. 37:18.314 --> 37:21.421 [SPEAKER_00]: You know, I'm seeing a lot more racist shit come out online. 37:21.441 --> 37:37.858 [SPEAKER_00]: I'm seeing a lot more misogynistic shit, homophobic shit, all theists shit, and then you get things like a 20 year old kid thinking, hey, in this political climate, now I can dress, I can finally dress up as a Nazi officer for Halloween. 37:39.560 --> 37:53.044 [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, Athens Georgia, I mean, this doesn't surprise me, Athens Georgia, you know, I'm sure it's an incredibly progressive place where you could absolutely get gay married and have an abortion just kidding. 37:53.685 --> 37:59.475 [SPEAKER_00]: Kenneth Lee Land Morgan, I mean, hello, Kenneth Lee Land Morgan, what a freak. 38:00.620 --> 38:02.382 [SPEAKER_00]: the man who dressed in a Nazi costume. 38:02.422 --> 38:07.149 [SPEAKER_00]: Now, this, this TMZ article says, the man who allegedly dressed in a Nazi, there's pictures. 38:07.189 --> 38:08.471 [SPEAKER_00]: He dressed in a Nazi costume. 38:08.491 --> 38:09.472 [SPEAKER_00]: We don't have to say allegedly. 38:10.093 --> 38:13.317 [SPEAKER_00]: That's a Nazi costume at Athens, Georgia. 38:13.598 --> 38:16.942 [SPEAKER_00]: You can Google it, male dressed in Nazi uniform. 38:17.003 --> 38:18.164 [SPEAKER_00]: He was walking around last night. 38:18.184 --> 38:22.831 [SPEAKER_00]: He's got the swastika patch on his arm, the band, the swastika band. 38:23.251 --> 38:26.796 [SPEAKER_00]: I mean, he's straight up wearing, you know, Nazi garb. 38:26.776 --> 38:31.381 [SPEAKER_00]: Um, lo and behold, he's a fucking asshole and uh, violent. 38:31.502 --> 38:32.403 [SPEAKER_00]: Isn't that so weird? 38:32.843 --> 38:37.529 [SPEAKER_00]: It's so weird to see a man dressed up in a Nazi costume and realize like he's not a saint. 38:38.169 --> 38:45.678 [SPEAKER_00]: It's so weird when a guy decides to be a goof to wear a Nazi costume following, and then it turns out he's violent and spits on women. 38:46.038 --> 38:48.261 [SPEAKER_00]: That's fucking what?! 38:47.640 --> 38:48.261 [SPEAKER_00]: ! 38:48.241 --> 38:53.488 [SPEAKER_00]: No, I thought not people who dressed up in Nazi costumes don't need it to their food banks. 38:54.449 --> 38:56.091 [SPEAKER_00]: Oh my god, that's crazy. 38:56.111 --> 38:58.134 [SPEAKER_00]: I know he wants women's rights. 39:00.977 --> 39:08.567 [SPEAKER_00]: He struck a University of Georgia student with a beerstein, white on white crime, and uh, he's arrested. 39:09.949 --> 39:11.430 [SPEAKER_00]: He's got a booking photo here. 39:11.551 --> 39:12.812 [SPEAKER_00]: He doesn't look too thrilled. 39:12.852 --> 39:13.613 [SPEAKER_00]: Why would he be? 39:14.574 --> 39:15.616 [SPEAKER_00]: He's jailed by the people. 39:15.696 --> 39:17.438 [SPEAKER_00]: He probably, you know. 39:17.418 --> 39:19.322 [SPEAKER_00]: loves. 39:19.903 --> 39:24.012 [SPEAKER_00]: He's been charged with felony aggravated assault misdemeanor's simple battered battery. 39:26.237 --> 39:31.729 [SPEAKER_00]: The arrest records went on to say he spit on the female student as she, so he hit this woman. 39:32.070 --> 39:36.540 [SPEAKER_00]: Again, he's hitting a woman, a female, a female student. 39:36.520 --> 39:42.449 [SPEAKER_00]: So a young woman, he's hitting him with a beer stine, and then as she's doubled over in pain, he's spitting on her. 39:42.529 --> 39:44.211 [SPEAKER_00]: Now, it's Athens, Georgia. 39:44.231 --> 39:45.674 [SPEAKER_00]: It's a University of Georgia student. 39:45.834 --> 39:47.897 [SPEAKER_00]: I can't imagine she maybe she is liberal. 39:48.157 --> 39:48.598 [SPEAKER_00]: I don't know. 39:49.059 --> 39:54.647 [SPEAKER_00]: Not that it matters, but it's just like sometimes it's like you just attack in your own people. 39:56.348 --> 40:15.032 [SPEAKER_00]: he spit on her after he hit her on the side of the face with the glass what a fucking winner dude what a fucking this is somebody's soup of future husband isn't that fun god women you gotta you gotta have some standards please please have some standards we need a female loneliness epidemic i think it's already here 40:17.695 --> 40:23.885 [SPEAKER_00]: Uh, you know, the viral video appears to show the incident, uh, you can see it. 40:24.526 --> 40:31.317 [SPEAKER_00]: He's dressed as a member of Hitler's Gestapo outside a college bar where he's met by several patrons, fuming over his costume. 40:31.337 --> 40:34.001 [SPEAKER_00]: So there are people at this bar going like, what the fuck are you doing? 40:34.562 --> 40:37.927 [SPEAKER_00]: He ends up hitting this woman after, you know, people are telling him to get the fuck out. 40:38.047 --> 40:41.453 [SPEAKER_00]: And people are telling me the bar, nobody's like, oh my god, this is totally cool. 40:41.533 --> 40:42.294 [SPEAKER_00]: Nobody's like that. 40:42.394 --> 40:43.416 [SPEAKER_00]: So that's good. 40:43.396 --> 40:50.158 [SPEAKER_00]: But the victim did suffer a black eye, broken nose, needed stitches, I would sue his fucking ass. 40:51.001 --> 40:54.874 [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, sue his ass, take his nuts to you, sue it. 40:55.006 --> 41:03.381 [SPEAKER_00]: Take all of his Nazis to Sam, the University of Georgia called the whole episode of Pauling and is assisting the alleged victim and other students. 41:03.722 --> 41:05.345 [SPEAKER_00]: Now, I don't know if this guy was a student. 41:05.425 --> 41:06.667 [SPEAKER_00]: That's the thing I'm unsure. 41:06.687 --> 41:07.528 [SPEAKER_00]: I don't think he was. 41:07.629 --> 41:08.650 [SPEAKER_00]: I don't think he's a school. 41:08.951 --> 41:16.204 [SPEAKER_00]: You know, that they school teaches you the liberal mindset. 41:17.821 --> 41:21.829 [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, I don't think he was a student. 41:21.889 --> 41:23.572 [SPEAKER_00]: I'm not 100% sure. 41:23.592 --> 41:27.339 [SPEAKER_00]: It's just, I know that he's struck a student. 41:30.686 --> 41:32.790 [SPEAKER_00]: Let's see if he's a student. 41:33.070 --> 41:34.132 [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, I don't think he's a student. 41:34.152 --> 41:39.222 [SPEAKER_00]: And the guys like that, they're not, you know, they not go into school. 41:41.176 --> 41:45.064 [SPEAKER_00]: You know, if this reminds me of that video, there was a female reporter at a sports game. 41:45.224 --> 41:48.230 [SPEAKER_00]: I don't know which one this sounds like I'm a, you know, I don't watch sport. 41:48.290 --> 41:48.871 [SPEAKER_00]: It was a sport. 41:48.911 --> 41:49.713 [SPEAKER_00]: It was a sporting event. 41:49.753 --> 41:56.586 [SPEAKER_00]: She was trying to report and there were a bunch of fucking dweebie dudes behind her just yelling over her while she was trying to report the news. 41:56.566 --> 42:00.893 [SPEAKER_00]: Now, whether this would be normal, if it was a male reporter, I personally don't think so. 42:00.933 --> 42:04.398 [SPEAKER_00]: I think they would have yelled a little and then walked away because it was a female reporter. 42:04.458 --> 42:08.805 [SPEAKER_00]: These guys were real fucking annoying, yelling six, seven in her ear over and over. 42:08.845 --> 42:11.028 [SPEAKER_00]: This guy was screaming at the top of his lungs six, seven. 42:11.469 --> 42:13.512 [SPEAKER_00]: We are officially an idiotocracy. 42:13.492 --> 42:16.778 [SPEAKER_00]: You know, I can get behind younger generation memes. 42:16.958 --> 42:19.202 [SPEAKER_00]: There are a lot of funny things that Gen Z is produced. 42:20.023 --> 42:23.088 [SPEAKER_00]: Six, seven feels like a bubbling of Gen Alpha. 42:23.529 --> 42:24.911 [SPEAKER_00]: I don't think it's Gen Z driven. 42:24.971 --> 42:31.382 [SPEAKER_00]: I think it's Gen Alpha and then losers in the Gen Z generation cling onto it because they still think they're 12. 42:31.362 --> 42:36.911 [SPEAKER_00]: Um, six, seven to me sounds like something that is originated in a middle school classroom. 42:37.592 --> 42:40.978 [SPEAKER_00]: Uh, and then if a college student is saying it just know that they're a fucking loser. 42:41.859 --> 42:47.869 [SPEAKER_00]: Um, I'd rather them be regurgitating Gen X jokes than regurgitating jokes from sixth grade. 42:48.929 --> 43:11.275 [SPEAKER_00]: but these losers are in the back yelling over her she's she's a very professional she doesn't even acknowledge them they won't stop it's like these men this guy dressing up as a Nazi these guys these boys these 20 year olds yelling in the ear of a female reporter while she's just trying to do her job six and it's time we bring back the draft 43:11.643 --> 43:12.164 [SPEAKER_00]: Okay. 43:12.644 --> 43:13.045 [SPEAKER_00]: I'm done. 43:13.065 --> 43:16.449 [SPEAKER_00]: I can we send some of these motherfuckers to war. 43:17.290 --> 43:17.711 [SPEAKER_00]: We got it. 43:17.791 --> 43:19.833 [SPEAKER_00]: We got to tie it tough and up these losers. 43:19.934 --> 43:20.194 [SPEAKER_00]: Okay. 43:20.554 --> 43:22.817 [SPEAKER_00]: These men, these younger men are getting real loseery. 43:22.837 --> 43:23.618 [SPEAKER_00]: Not all of them. 43:23.658 --> 43:24.319 [SPEAKER_00]: Not all men. 43:25.240 --> 43:29.325 [SPEAKER_00]: A lot of these men are getting dangerously close to being fucking losers. 43:29.406 --> 43:34.572 [SPEAKER_00]: And it's, you can't be, you can be a cool loser or you can be a fucking loser. 43:34.652 --> 43:36.795 [SPEAKER_00]: And these people are fucking losers. 43:37.436 --> 43:39.979 [SPEAKER_00]: Cool losers are broke. 43:39.959 --> 43:59.605 [SPEAKER_00]: artistic, they're wayward, they may not have, they have no idea what they want to do in life, they're just kind of figuring it out, they're, you're allowed to be a cool loser in your 20s, you know, you don't have any money and you don't really know what you're doing and you drop out of school, but then you think you're going back and that's fine, be a cool loser, a fucking loser. 43:59.585 --> 44:12.042 [SPEAKER_00]: Is somebody who repeats memes that are made by six graders, people who are dressing up and not to uniforms to get a rise out of people because they're parents don't pay enough attention to them. 44:12.883 --> 44:20.272 [SPEAKER_00]: People who give a shit about trans people that hate on trans people while they go home and watch trans porn and jack off and then cry into their Bible afterwards. 44:20.613 --> 44:22.135 [SPEAKER_00]: These are fucking losers. 44:22.195 --> 44:27.642 [SPEAKER_00]: You're allowed to be wayward and not know what you're doing with your life, but don't make it everybody else's fucking problem. 44:27.943 --> 44:28.984 [SPEAKER_00]: Be cool about it. 44:28.964 --> 44:40.425 [SPEAKER_00]: Get real deep into weird fucking movies, get real deep in a conspiracies, you know, it's fine, but don't bring don't harm other people, you dumb fucking loser 44:40.996 --> 44:42.497 [SPEAKER_00]: We need bring back the draft. 44:42.657 --> 44:44.259 [SPEAKER_00]: It's only answer I can have. 44:44.699 --> 44:45.900 [SPEAKER_00]: Bring back the fucking draft. 44:45.940 --> 44:47.962 [SPEAKER_00]: We gotta get some of these fucking losers sorted. 44:48.643 --> 44:50.685 [SPEAKER_00]: I mean, parents you failed these kids. 44:50.845 --> 44:52.326 [SPEAKER_00]: They're a fucking losers. 44:53.547 --> 44:56.890 [SPEAKER_00]: I'm guessing they all have moms who are like, I'm a boy mom. 44:56.950 --> 45:01.675 [SPEAKER_00]: That's how you breed fucking losers when your mom wants to bang you as a boy. 45:01.715 --> 45:03.376 [SPEAKER_00]: You're a fucking loser. 45:03.416 --> 45:04.237 [SPEAKER_00]: And it's not your fault. 45:04.257 --> 45:05.358 [SPEAKER_00]: Your mom's a fucking freak. 45:06.679 --> 45:11.003 [SPEAKER_00]: These parents have done awful jobs showing raising boys. 45:10.983 --> 45:33.261 [SPEAKER_00]: Not all of them, there are plenty of good boys out there, good men, young men that are doing the right things, but it's overwhelmingly a parent that there are a lot of fucking loser boys out there, and it's only the parents to blame. 45:33.241 --> 45:49.765 [SPEAKER_00]: I mean, you know, it's people that worship Jake Paul, it's people that, you know, think it's cool to berate women, it's things like that, think that the end word is shocking, it's not shocking, you're a fucking loser. 45:49.745 --> 45:56.798 [SPEAKER_00]: Okay, so parents please do better if you have a young boy at home right now and you're listening to this I'm talking five six seven eight. 45:56.818 --> 46:09.120 [SPEAKER_00]: It just six seven, see I'm a fucking no if you have a young boy Please work on making them understand how to be a good person. 46:09.100 --> 46:24.824 [SPEAKER_00]: Because they get away from your real quick, and then they're, you know, they're dressing up in Nazi costumes, or they're getting down, they're getting fucking red-pilled online, and they think women are just holes, and they get mad at women, because no women want to talk to them, because they're fucking losers. 46:24.924 --> 46:26.587 [SPEAKER_00]: Please work on raising your young boys. 46:26.687 --> 46:37.403 [SPEAKER_00]: If I have a young boy, my god, he's not going to be a fucking loser, and that's going to be my greatest accomplishment in life, is that I will raise a man who respects everyone. 46:37.383 --> 46:44.035 [SPEAKER_00]: And also thinks that, you know, the majority of men are kind of losers, fucking losers. 46:45.854 --> 46:53.188 [SPEAKER_00]: All right, the last thing I wanted to talk about is Disney deaths, Disney Man, they just keep having people die at those parks. 46:53.569 --> 46:55.332 [SPEAKER_00]: I would die too if I had to go to Disney. 46:55.673 --> 46:58.177 [SPEAKER_00]: Disney World's latest death was ruled to suicide. 46:58.518 --> 46:59.319 [SPEAKER_00]: I get it, girl. 46:59.420 --> 47:02.846 [SPEAKER_00]: I jump off a building too if I was at Epcot for more than five fucking minutes. 47:03.808 --> 47:07.575 [SPEAKER_00]: The third death on Walt Disney's property in 10 days. 47:07.555 --> 47:09.038 [SPEAKER_00]: has been ruled as suicide. 47:09.659 --> 47:13.005 [SPEAKER_00]: Two of the people took their lives and Disney's most prominent hotel. 47:14.408 --> 47:21.120 [SPEAKER_00]: The third person was identified as a 28-year-old Matthew, Kahn, her comb, RIP, COA-Gen. 47:21.581 --> 47:28.534 [SPEAKER_00]: He died for multiple traumatic injuries after he jumped to his death from a height at a Disney contemporary resort in Florida. 47:28.514 --> 47:30.276 [SPEAKER_00]: This is what Florida will do. 47:30.736 --> 47:34.119 [SPEAKER_00]: If you stay in Florida too long, you're just going to look for the tallest ledge. 47:35.180 --> 47:43.747 [SPEAKER_00]: Especially now that they've got rid of vaccines and they're dangerously close to saying no to gay marriage and no to women's rights and no to gay rights and trans rights. 47:43.768 --> 47:47.291 [SPEAKER_00]: And it's all just boomers living down there, just white boomers that vote for Trump. 47:48.091 --> 47:53.316 [SPEAKER_00]: You're going to look for the nearest tallest ledge to catapult your body off of. 47:54.157 --> 47:57.880 [SPEAKER_00]: But while Disney World, what a dark thing. 47:58.298 --> 48:07.920 [SPEAKER_00]: To kill you I think these people love Disney so much that they're like let me go and my life at my favorite place It just happens to be that their favorite place is a theme park designed for children 48:08.542 --> 48:12.509 [SPEAKER_00]: Uh, I can't get behind killing yourself at Disney. 48:13.050 --> 48:18.961 [SPEAKER_00]: I understand it, but also like, hey, just just go do some fentanyl and chucky cheeses ball pit. 48:19.322 --> 48:20.284 [SPEAKER_00]: Leave the kids out of it. 48:20.464 --> 48:29.200 [SPEAKER_00]: Stop traumatizing people because you've struggled your whole life in some weird way with, I don't know, I get it, mental health. 48:29.180 --> 48:30.662 [SPEAKER_00]: But leave Disney World out of it. 48:30.962 --> 48:42.077 [SPEAKER_00]: It kind of is fun because Disney World is so overpriced and it's just it's just they just kill their consumers with costs That I am liking this trend of people just dying on site. 48:42.858 --> 48:47.664 [SPEAKER_00]: I think a lot more people do die on site that they don't report on But it's hard when it's a body falling off a building. 48:47.684 --> 48:51.930 [SPEAKER_00]: It's kind of hard to you can't really hide that one 48:51.910 --> 49:11.281 [SPEAKER_00]: The third death at Walt Disney World in just over a week as we reported TMZ, a 31-year-old woman died by suicide October 14th also at the contemporary, and then on October 21st, a man in his 60s died after suffering a medical episode at the Fort Wilderness Resort and Campground, that's not really Disney's fault. 49:11.301 --> 49:16.129 [SPEAKER_00]: He just, you know, a guy in the 60s didn't take care of himself and probably had heart attack. 49:16.109 --> 49:44.749 [SPEAKER_00]: two suicides though within you know what 15 days of each other that's um not even 15 days what seven days a week week one week one suicide boom another suicide a woman in demand that is uh that's here we uh i feel bad if anybody had to watch that but um i guess if you're gonna kill yourself why not do it at a child's theme park that's not weird Disney adults are a little weird sorry 49:44.729 --> 50:03.598 [SPEAKER_00]: I just I understand that you've had a weird childhood and you cling to Disney because it's like The only happiness you really remember from your childhood and like I totally get it, but like as somebody who lived in Orlando, Florida for far too long I just never understood that I never once I went once to Disney Springs and I hated it 50:03.578 --> 50:05.361 [SPEAKER_00]: I never understood the Disney appeal. 50:05.441 --> 50:06.482 [SPEAKER_00]: I'm not better than you. 50:06.643 --> 50:11.109 [SPEAKER_00]: I'm just, I think, a more rounded human being with less trauma. 50:11.430 --> 50:13.012 [SPEAKER_00]: Okay, and that does not make me better than you. 50:13.032 --> 50:18.981 [SPEAKER_00]: I just, I don't have this weird child at trauma, but I'm sure Disney adults everywhere are mourning. 50:19.842 --> 50:24.689 [SPEAKER_00]: And, you know, again, if you're going to kill yourself, just do it on the wall ride at Chucky Cheese. 50:24.729 --> 50:25.951 [SPEAKER_00]: It's now made for adults. 50:26.051 --> 50:30.818 [SPEAKER_00]: There's a adult Chucky Cheese hop on that wall ride and then shoot yourself up with fentanyl. 50:31.051 --> 50:32.714 [SPEAKER_00]: All right, that is our show, huh? 50:34.057 --> 50:37.264 [SPEAKER_00]: Was it a little dark, maybe, but so is the world, all right? 50:37.464 --> 50:38.446 [SPEAKER_00]: Oh, you know what I want to say? 50:38.487 --> 50:41.834 [SPEAKER_00]: Go listen to Lily Allen's new album, holy fucking shit. 50:41.894 --> 50:48.267 [SPEAKER_00]: Western girl is the best album of the year when it comes to pop, a move over a Taylor shit. 50:48.685 --> 50:56.621 [SPEAKER_00]: Lily Allen has made an album that is so fucking if you like tea girl, she is spilling this fucking shit all over the counter. 50:56.701 --> 50:59.247 [SPEAKER_00]: Okay, David Harber is her ex soon to be ex. 50:59.267 --> 51:01.371 [SPEAKER_00]: I'm not really sure I never really followed that couple. 51:01.411 --> 51:03.656 [SPEAKER_00]: He's he's the guy from Stranger Things. 51:04.056 --> 51:09.748 [SPEAKER_00]: Apparently he was cheating on her left and right being a real sex addict freak and she let it all out. 51:09.728 --> 51:13.641 [SPEAKER_00]: She spilled all of their tea on this album. 51:14.203 --> 51:19.261 [SPEAKER_00]: Okay, look at me clinging to memes that are from my generation and the generation before me. 51:19.321 --> 51:20.384 [SPEAKER_00]: Okay, that's how you do it. 51:20.445 --> 51:20.946 [SPEAKER_00]: Take notes. 51:20.966 --> 51:22.050 [SPEAKER_00]: We are Gen Z men. 51:23.279 --> 51:28.949 [SPEAKER_00]: You got to listen to this album, not only is it like, oh my god, scandalous, the thing she's telling us, it's really fucking good. 51:28.969 --> 51:31.534 [SPEAKER_00]: The songs are really fucking good. 51:31.554 --> 51:33.638 [SPEAKER_00]: So listen to Lily Allen's West End Girl. 51:34.259 --> 51:35.040 [SPEAKER_00]: Very good. 51:35.061 --> 51:36.363 [SPEAKER_00]: I believe that's what it's called. 51:36.403 --> 51:41.372 [SPEAKER_00]: Let me double check on that because I've only listened to it once and I didn't really even pay attention. 51:41.352 --> 51:42.435 [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, West End Girl. 51:42.755 --> 51:44.500 [SPEAKER_00]: I mean, one song is called Pussy Palace. 51:44.640 --> 51:45.743 [SPEAKER_00]: It is so fucking good. 51:47.767 --> 51:51.396 [SPEAKER_00]: Shout out to Liliana and I think she's she might be a horrible person, but I don't really care. 51:51.436 --> 51:59.175 [SPEAKER_00]: I separate art from artists and I love the music and it's one of my favorite new albums coming out and probably one of the best of the year for pop. 51:59.155 --> 52:02.441 [SPEAKER_00]: I still related to pop all right upcoming shows again next week. 52:02.501 --> 52:05.667 [SPEAKER_00]: I'm in Cleveland Columbus, Ohio, Masland, Ohio again. 52:05.707 --> 52:07.230 [SPEAKER_00]: We've added a second show in Masland. 52:07.250 --> 52:08.312 [SPEAKER_00]: The first one is sold out. 52:08.373 --> 52:09.174 [SPEAKER_00]: Thank you, Masland. 52:09.635 --> 52:11.458 [SPEAKER_00]: Fort Wind Indiana, Chicago, Illinois. 52:11.498 --> 52:20.235 [SPEAKER_00]: Dallas, Texas, St. Louis, Omaha, Richmond, Virginia, Muhammad, Illinois, Portland, Maine, Providence, Rhode Island, San 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