[SPEAKER_10]: 3, 2, 1.
[SPEAKER_04]: I know you guys are accustomed to hearing the show open right now, but time is of the issue.
[SPEAKER_04]: We've got a tremendous exclusive, and Josh, do you have that alternate line ready for the following?
[SPEAKER_16]: Let's connect it right now.
[SPEAKER_04]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_04]: We're going live to the White House in Washington, DC, beautiful day in the district.
[SPEAKER_04]: And we are talking to what I understand is the foreman of the ballroom construction in the east wing of the White House.
[SPEAKER_04]: Do I have the foreman on the line?
[SPEAKER_04]: Hi, my name is Rob Spuack, I'm with the Michael Marisho.
[SPEAKER_02]: Rob, yeah.
[SPEAKER_02]: It's Charlie.
[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, yes, Rob, yes, Rob, I got a great job.
[SPEAKER_02]: I'm the foreman for the construction at the White House Rob.
[SPEAKER_04]: So what are you building there?
[SPEAKER_02]: Um, don't know.
[SPEAKER_02]: Okay, it's just tearing things apart right now.
[SPEAKER_02]: Um, I got no idea.
[SPEAKER_02]: We just tearing things down.
[SPEAKER_02]: That's my part.
[SPEAKER_02]: They said remove this.
[SPEAKER_02]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_02]: So I decided to get the, get the, get the crew in.
[SPEAKER_02]: Hold on a second.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_02]: Use a hammer that.
[SPEAKER_02]: Use a hammer that for quite say.
[SPEAKER_04]: So you're more of a destruction guy than a building guy.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_02]: Jim.
[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, lit.
[SPEAKER_02]: What the hell is that?
[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, hammer.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
[SPEAKER_02]: Yep, we're all gonna hit tickin' around just as good here man Do a moment we need to do No, we need to do I need to ask a couple of questions I've never worked construction before How do you tell at the White House?
[SPEAKER_04]: How do you tell the East Wing from the West Wing?
[SPEAKER_02]: Hmm Don't know
[SPEAKER_02]: Then you say tear it out, and I tear it out, but that size is standing gonna be good, they're the big, you're not so rude, hold on a second, you're not a good guy, you're not a good guy, you're not a good guy, you're not a good guy, you're not a good guy, you're not a good guy, you're not a good guy, you're not a good guy, you're not a good guy, you're not a good guy, you're not a good guy, you're not a good guy, you're not a good guy, you're not a good guy, you're not a good guy, you're not a good guy, you're not a good guy, you're not a good guy, you're not a good guy, you're not a good guy, you're not a good guy, you're not a good guy, you're not a good guy, you're not a good guy, you're not a good guy, you're not a good guy, you're not
[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, never mind.
[SPEAKER_04]: I'm just curious.
[SPEAKER_04]: It's a ballroom.
[SPEAKER_04]: Have you ever been to a ball, Charlie?
[SPEAKER_02]: You said ball.
[SPEAKER_04]: I know.
[SPEAKER_02]: No, I haven't.
[SPEAKER_02]: I happen to have been to a ballroom.
[SPEAKER_04]: It's fantastic.
[SPEAKER_02]: It's a room full of balls.
[SPEAKER_04]: Well, you mean like a truckie cheese?
[SPEAKER_04]: Uh-huh.
[SPEAKER_04]: No, it's not like that at all.
[SPEAKER_02]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_02]: What is it called?
[SPEAKER_04]: It's like somebody in that room.
[SPEAKER_04]: It's like a party room.
[SPEAKER_02]: It's like a big piece of equipment.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_02]: That's the one with the big bucket.
[SPEAKER_04]: Oh!
[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
[SPEAKER_02]: You fake, you got to take care of my morning business.
[SPEAKER_04]: I understand it's very early, so when do you foresee?
[SPEAKER_04]: I know you're just in the demolition, but when do you foresee the ballroom being done?
[SPEAKER_04]: Come on Charlie you got to have at least again.
[SPEAKER_02]: I got no idea.
[SPEAKER_02]: They just said remove this and they'll put something up Oh So you employ women as well?
[SPEAKER_04]: But she still love you, Charlie.
[SPEAKER_02]: She does.
[SPEAKER_04]: Be elicit.
[SPEAKER_05]: She's not me, lady.
[SPEAKER_05]: What?
[SPEAKER_05]: Do you want to go out honey?
[SPEAKER_05]: Touch the new money.
[SPEAKER_05]: Come here, Cudy.
[SPEAKER_05]: Hey, pick up some prostitutes.
[SPEAKER_05]: You can't let that.
[SPEAKER_05]: I think it's a prostitute.
[SPEAKER_02]: You can't have prostitutes at the White House.
[SPEAKER_02]: What's the prostitute doing today?
[SPEAKER_02]: 20 in the morning.
[SPEAKER_02]: Get out of here, I'm working.
[SPEAKER_15]: Yeah, I know, Charlie.
[SPEAKER_15]: I don't know.
[SPEAKER_02]: All the girls live in Charlie.
[SPEAKER_02]: I'm just wondering.
[SPEAKER_02]: You got down a witch?
[SPEAKER_02]: You got that Halloween sound effect.
[SPEAKER_02]: It didn't kill.
[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, wait.
[SPEAKER_02]: Oh.
[SPEAKER_02]: Nothing's starting.
[SPEAKER_02]: So what a way.
[SPEAKER_02]: This is Eve Lincoln.
[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, man.
[SPEAKER_02]: No, no, no.
[SPEAKER_15]: No, no, no.
[SPEAKER_15]: Yeah, no, no, no.
[SPEAKER_15]: Jackson, Jackson, Jackson, Jackson.
[SPEAKER_15]: Jackson, Jackson, Jackson.
[SPEAKER_15]: Jackson, Jackson.
[SPEAKER_04]: I have one question, a lot of people are concerned about me.
[SPEAKER_02]: Oh look, he's back.
[SPEAKER_02]: Hello.
[SPEAKER_02]: Hi honey.
[SPEAKER_05]: I'm not interested baby.
[SPEAKER_05]: I'm not interested.
[SPEAKER_05]: Did you know what I said?
[SPEAKER_05]: I said good.
[SPEAKER_07]: I'm trying to see his face.
[SPEAKER_15]: I'm trying to see his face.
[SPEAKER_15]: It's one of the screaming!
[SPEAKER_04]: Okay, I got a question.
[SPEAKER_04]: A lot of the news that they're talking about Charlie.
[SPEAKER_04]: They're talking about how hard it is to get the people that are working on the wife and...
[SPEAKER_02]: I can't believe it.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, it drops in and out, doesn't it?
[SPEAKER_02]: Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah
[SPEAKER_04]: All right, everyone is talking about how hard it is to get vetted to work at the White House.
[SPEAKER_04]: What was your vetting process like?
[SPEAKER_02]: I'm a very busy man, I've done things I've got to do and I really I miss you.
[SPEAKER_02]: I miss you.
[SPEAKER_04]: I'm sorry.
[SPEAKER_02]: I love you Hey, can I just say something?
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, what we're doing here?
[SPEAKER_02]: Shady episode smash that like button and go to Michael marriage show.com All right
[SPEAKER_04]: Have you ever done that Charlie?
[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, he's gone.
[SPEAKER_04]: I guess he's gone.
[SPEAKER_04]: Well, that's sad.
[SPEAKER_04]: Well, that was very interesting to hear about all this stuff going on.
[SPEAKER_04]: They're at the White House.
[SPEAKER_04]: I'm so always out of the way.
[SPEAKER_02]: I'm still here.
[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, Charlie, you're still there?
[SPEAKER_02]: I'm still on the telephone.
[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, that's good, though.
[SPEAKER_04]: It's nice to have lines.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
[SPEAKER_02]: Splue one was this a what is a gas line doing here That's my gore now a radio entertainment
[SPEAKER_12]: You can listen to the Michael Marasho at Michaelmarasho.com Wow, what a happy year!
[SPEAKER_08]: It's a podcast!
[SPEAKER_08]: Fine!
[SPEAKER_08]: I want to excitement!
[SPEAKER_08]: We have today!
[SPEAKER_12]: It's the Michael Marasho!
[SPEAKER_12]: With Michael Maras!
[SPEAKER_12]: And Rob Spiewack!
[SPEAKER_12]: Now here's Mike!
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[SPEAKER_03]: Yes, uh, everything going well up in Georgia, uh, Josh Soroka and all right all good shoot that process to the way We're good.
[SPEAKER_03]: I was so excited about that.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, I've heard the process is you did With the
[SPEAKER_02]: Hey, baby.
[SPEAKER_03]: Welcome to the Michael Mara Show.
[SPEAKER_03]: It is a Wednesday.
[SPEAKER_03]: We are delighted to have you here.
[SPEAKER_03]: The dumbest show in America.
[SPEAKER_03]: This is the dumbest show in the world.
[SPEAKER_05]: Oh, God.
[SPEAKER_04]: The same thing all the time that prostitutes.
[SPEAKER_03]: Listen, continuing, I don't share comedy with people that comes from other sources all the time, but sometimes I like to steal from others, and I'm not sure we're gonna get flagged.
[SPEAKER_03]: Joshua let me know if we are, but I thought that I would, you know how much I love me, John Stewart, I did a bit, we've come a million years to go with Larry King.
[SPEAKER_03]: John Stewart did a bit that I think would, maybe I will only know after he sees it, but it might sway,
[SPEAKER_03]: our own Josh Soroka.
[SPEAKER_03]: Really?
[SPEAKER_16]: Oh, I'm sure it will.
[SPEAKER_03]: Let's roll the John Stewart bit for a second here, if you don't mind.
[SPEAKER_11]: And you try to figure out if it was said by Donald J. Trump or Jesus H. Christ.
[SPEAKER_11]: I love your enemies and pray for those who persecute you.
[SPEAKER_11]: I'm starting off with the tough one purposefully.
[SPEAKER_11]: Give everybody a second to lock in their answers.
[SPEAKER_11]: Jesus Christ, that's you.
[SPEAKER_11]: I did try and **** her.
[SPEAKER_11]: Please wait till after I finish the quote before you laugh in there, please.
[SPEAKER_11]: I did try and f**k her.
[SPEAKER_11]: She was married.
[SPEAKER_11]: And I moved on her very heavily.
[SPEAKER_11]: In fact, I took her out furniture shopping.
[SPEAKER_11]: She wanted to get some furniture.
[SPEAKER_11]: I said, I'll show you where they have some nice furniture.
[SPEAKER_11]: Damn.
[SPEAKER_11]: These respect the other contestants.
[SPEAKER_11]: I moved on her like a bitch, but I couldn't, don't boo, it could be Jesus.
[SPEAKER_11]: But I couldn't get there and she was married.
[SPEAKER_11]: Then all of a sudden I see her.
[SPEAKER_11]: She's now got the big phony-t***s and everything.
[SPEAKER_15]: Totally changed her look.
[SPEAKER_15]: And pork.
[SPEAKER_16]: Lock it, lock it, lock it, lock it, lock it, lock it, lock it, lock it, lock it, lock it, lock it, lock it, lock it, lock it, lock it, lock it, lock it, lock it, lock it, lock it, lock it, lock it, lock it, lock it, lock it, lock it, lock it, lock it, lock it, lock it, lock it, lock it, lock it, lock it, lock it, lock it, lock it, lock it, lock it, lock it, lock it, lock it, lock it, lock it, lock it, lock it, lock it, lock it, lock it, lock it, lock it, lock it, lock it, lock it, lock it, lock it, lock it, lock it, lock it, lock it, lock it, lock it, lock it, lock it, lock it, lock it, lock it, lock it, lock it, lock it, lock it, lock it, lock it, lock it, lock
[SPEAKER_03]: Now, that is fascinating because I know you probably really do that.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: And is it difficult for you as an adult?
[SPEAKER_03]: Or is it difficult for the kids when you do that?
[SPEAKER_03]: Or is that fascinating?
[SPEAKER_16]: That's fascinating.
[SPEAKER_16]: There's a few where you can mix up some adults.
[SPEAKER_16]: Like if I saw this in the bonus show, you got to get them wrong.
[SPEAKER_16]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_16]: That's awesome.
[SPEAKER_04]: I was a...
[SPEAKER_04]: I happened on YouTube.
[SPEAKER_04]: I've been spending some time at Letterman's channel.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, he's got everything up there.
[SPEAKER_03]: And now, you know, it's weird that you have because the Letterman channel defaults to my Sammy song TV.
[SPEAKER_03]: Does it really?
[SPEAKER_03]: When I get the homepage, that's what I have on the home.
[SPEAKER_04]: Maybe because you've watched it a lot in the past.
[SPEAKER_03]: Don't try to get me to explain how my television works or what I see when I, when I, they sent a million pixels into the air, Mike.
[SPEAKER_04]: And then it comes down.
[SPEAKER_03]: Jesus Christ, it is so hard to figure out, but at least it's not the like antique's roadshow from there a thousand times before.
[SPEAKER_04]: But this was Letterman, I mean, he's been off the air forever and this was not at the very end and he was playing a game in Rupert's Delay and it was a trump or monkey.
[SPEAKER_04]: And they had six pictures that just showed the very top of the creature's hair.
[SPEAKER_04]: And you had to guess which was which.
[SPEAKER_04]: And it was fantastic.
[SPEAKER_03]: I think everybody can agree in comedy circles.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: You know, the yes is our things divisive.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yes, our things a little goofy.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yes, our things, you know, crazy for people that are politically minded like me.
[SPEAKER_03]: And are we pissed?
[SPEAKER_03]: Yes, but at the same time, you know, I dabble in comedy occasionally.
[SPEAKER_03]: It's been that world, you know, in that world, how can you, look at that bit.
[SPEAKER_03]: I mean, how could you not do that, that bit is sterling.
[SPEAKER_03]: It really is John Stewart.
[SPEAKER_03]: It is absolutely top of his goal.
[SPEAKER_04]: Although I do wish we could go back to making fun of like President George W. Bush, when it was just an occasional misspeak and we didn't fear for the future of the world.
[SPEAKER_04]: We had wars then.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: Well, and then there was Bill Clinton to give some equal time here for the sexual proclivities and also look, you've got three guys in Clinton Bush and Trump that are beautiful impressions.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: Right.
[SPEAKER_03]: Barack Obama.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_03]: Where did I do the impression?
[SPEAKER_03]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_03]: Did I have a tremendous amount of material?
[SPEAKER_03]: Not really.
[SPEAKER_04]: I found out something interesting about Obama and I don't know if it's true or not, but it does sound right.
[SPEAKER_04]: Is that in an effort not to use the word up when he spoke, he substitutes and, and the more I watch him, it is.
[SPEAKER_04]: It's like, you know, I would say like, uh, maybe 230, but he goes, and we went and it was 230.
[SPEAKER_03]: Wow.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: I believe that I'd like to go back and look at some of that.
[SPEAKER_04]: I watched a couple clips that it does seem to hold water.
[SPEAKER_04]: I've got to be annoying though once you know that once it does, it does stick out like a phone.
[SPEAKER_03]: You know, I'm here to make an announcement that this year, I am going to do something that I rarely do.
[SPEAKER_03]: I've always been somebody who when it comes to Christmas shopping, I save it all.
[SPEAKER_04]: I save it all up for, you know, right by Christmas, when I was young, formally after Christmas Eve dinner, he starts making out his list.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yes, you're popping.
[SPEAKER_03]: You got to duck out because you're cracking and popping.
[SPEAKER_03]: So on kids, I'll be back soon and God bless you all.
[SPEAKER_16]: Well, and thanks to Amazon, it makes that wait until the last minute easier than ever, because you can have them all picked out on the 23rd and delivered on the 24th.
[SPEAKER_03]: Well, I'm here to tell you that this is the year that I will be in earnest.
[SPEAKER_03]: And I am not making this up for comedy purposes.
[SPEAKER_03]: I am telling you, I will begin my Chinese Christmas shopping.
[SPEAKER_03]: early this year and there's one main reason for it and well he's not at the house.
[SPEAKER_03]: I look over here like he's still here Yeah, he's not still here.
[SPEAKER_03]: I still left.
[SPEAKER_03]: We're not still here.
[SPEAKER_03]: Delivery time.
[SPEAKER_03]: Absolutely.
[SPEAKER_03]: And You know recently as I mentioned on the show that I was excited about they tapped him to be the jazz man base player for his middle school and
[SPEAKER_03]: What did I do?
[SPEAKER_04]: Did you mention that?
[SPEAKER_04]: I don't remember.
[SPEAKER_03]: Did I mention it?
[SPEAKER_03]: Or did I just say it on the pre show to you guys?
[SPEAKER_03]: I don't know if that's the first time here I don't think you've mentioned it all.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, see there you go.
[SPEAKER_03]: Okay, so these are moments right now Where the old me would be totally versed in what I had said on the show
[SPEAKER_03]: the uh, he plays the best soon.
[SPEAKER_03]: You know that, right?
[SPEAKER_03]: And during the band practice, uh, the, the way I think I've got this right, the Spanish teacher is also a musician and he assists with the band specifically the jazz band.
[SPEAKER_04]: There's play one of those really big Los Lobos guitars.
[SPEAKER_03]: you know, it's not just because I say it's a Spanish teacher does not mean that it's open season on your racial slur.
[SPEAKER_04]: No, I'm just thinking of Mariachi music, which is some of the best music.
[SPEAKER_03]: Listen to me.
[SPEAKER_03]: The guy is a talented musician in his own right.
[SPEAKER_03]: He helps out the way I understand this from my son.
[SPEAKER_03]: He helps out the the band director with the jazz band.
[SPEAKER_03]: And apparently they had a need for a base player in the jazz band, and they tapped my son to a train because Bassoon is comfortable, I mean, is complicated, and he's good at it, and because he's good at that, and he's got the smarts for that, they thought he would be somebody who would take to the base and also be a quick study on the base.
[SPEAKER_03]: Lessons and I went when he told me this last week when he hopped in the car I went out of my mind because No, that's part of that term section.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, that's way better for the family band than a bassoon 100% better than and also jazz is my favorite form of music I adore jazz I've been trying to find this particular drummer who's online He's a guy with a big long beard and he's super deluxe fast
[SPEAKER_03]: And he recently, he puts so much online content out.
[SPEAKER_03]: I can't tell you when it came down the pike, but he was doing a super deluxe tribute to Buddy Rich, which this guy, that's you all over, right?
[SPEAKER_03]: This guy is a virtuoso, so my son got tapped on the shoulder and said, would you be interested in being in the rhythm section of the Jazz Band?
[SPEAKER_03]: I went out of my mind.
[SPEAKER_03]: He did not expect that reaction from me.
[SPEAKER_03]: I went crazy.
[SPEAKER_03]: I said, you continue to bring me joy based on this.
[SPEAKER_03]: I didn't, you know, I didn't say go play buddy rich and drums in the jazz band.
[SPEAKER_03]: But the fact that he is part of the rhythm section with the hook, by the way, if you want to know what the rhythm section is in a band, you don't know that.
[SPEAKER_03]: It's piano based in drums.
[SPEAKER_03]: That's the rhythm section.
[SPEAKER_03]: And I'm just so excited that he's doing I actually have
[SPEAKER_04]: tape from a ring camera of your son practicing.
[SPEAKER_04]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_04]: And I think you might enjoy this.
[SPEAKER_04]: He's actually gotten pretty good.
[SPEAKER_03]: Let's take a look right here.
[SPEAKER_03]: No pictures with this.
[SPEAKER_04]: No, it's just the face.
[SPEAKER_03]: Now you know I don't remember the TV show.
[SPEAKER_03]: You're kidding!
[SPEAKER_03]: How landed in the sun?
[SPEAKER_04]: No, how landed in the sun?
[SPEAKER_04]: Don't start on the legitimate stage.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: Barney Miller, but he doesn't play the bass on this.
[SPEAKER_04]: No, no, no, he doesn't.
[SPEAKER_03]: I was like, that is a great bass riff though.
[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, it's really great.
[SPEAKER_04]: Better song than a show.
[SPEAKER_04]: I think.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, yeah.
[SPEAKER_04]: Do you know that Paul McCartney was quite the bass player?
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, left-handed base plate exactly.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: So what about a little tiny base thing?
[SPEAKER_03]: The hopper.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, it was a violin style base.
[SPEAKER_04]: He bought because it looked the same upside down.
[SPEAKER_04]: So when he's strong it backwards, he wouldn't look as he says, Daphne.
[SPEAKER_04]: But what kind of base is your son playing?
[SPEAKER_03]: Well, he's an electric base.
[SPEAKER_03]: The way I understand it, not acoustic base, but that's where the Chinese Christmas shopping comes in.
[SPEAKER_03]: He's, of course, what's the first thing?
[SPEAKER_03]: Dad, Dad, can I get a base?
[SPEAKER_03]: And, and so what did I do?
[SPEAKER_03]: Well, when I got home, I think maybe when I was in the parking lot waiting to pick him up in school this last week I, you know, I hopped on to one of those Website.
[SPEAKER_03]: That's my favorite site and low and behold, there it was for $61
[SPEAKER_03]: Well, I'm sorry.
[SPEAKER_03]: I mean, I know it's going to work.
[SPEAKER_03]: I know it's going to be fine.
[SPEAKER_04]: It's a very famous Mike.
[SPEAKER_04]: It's the Rick and Locker.
[SPEAKER_03]: It's a great place.
[SPEAKER_03]: Well, as I said to people, I said, I'm not buying them a fender.
[SPEAKER_03]: That's true.
[SPEAKER_03]: You know, I'm not going to dive in with that.
[SPEAKER_03]: What about AMP?
[SPEAKER_03]: Are you getting him an AMP?
[SPEAKER_03]: Well, I have an amp.
[SPEAKER_03]: I have a little drum amp that I can use.
[SPEAKER_03]: I think Josh, did you ever find that drummer with the long beard?
[SPEAKER_03]: He's a young guy.
[SPEAKER_16]: I think I did.
[SPEAKER_16]: I'm okay video to convert.
[SPEAKER_03]: So I think it's interesting.
[SPEAKER_03]: This guy is a
[SPEAKER_03]: Fascinating speed drummer on YouTube and he's a lot of these guys played attracts and they're just And you know, it's a very it's a cottage industry online right now where people send up those videos, but getting back to my son I said because of what Josh identified the delivery factor that is really really To I have the right plug.
[SPEAKER_03]: Thank you my client.
[SPEAKER_03]: You know when hurt you to send a super chat along with that dig
[SPEAKER_04]: That's a pretty well crafted joke though.
[SPEAKER_03]: It is, I have the right plug.
[SPEAKER_03]: Mike Mike.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yes, Josh, you were going to say something.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_16]: No, I was going to take.
[SPEAKER_16]: Go ahead and send that super chat.
[SPEAKER_16]: Those quarter inch cables are around 24.
[SPEAKER_16]: 99.
[SPEAKER_03]: There it is.
[SPEAKER_03]: That would be perfect.
[SPEAKER_03]: Thank you appreciate that in advance, Mike.
[SPEAKER_03]: You get right on that.
[SPEAKER_03]: So, yeah, I'm wondering, I have been, I would say, out of three things I order from the Tumu.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: One of them is something that usually ends up in the trash.
[SPEAKER_03]: Another thing might be something that doesn't necessarily last, and then the third one is usually a winner, winner, chicken dinner.
[SPEAKER_03]: And I think that's a pretty good ratio for the, you know, and we've all purchased stuff, right?
[SPEAKER_03]: For the team.
[SPEAKER_04]: It's like making a $10 bet in a casino.
[SPEAKER_04]: Sometimes it pays off, sometimes you're out 10 bucks.
[SPEAKER_03]: So do you have, and I know we talk about this a lot, but we talk about this a lot because we're all destitute.
[SPEAKER_03]: And that's why we're doing, Rob, do you have a particular item where you said, this is the first real winner that I got from China that really works for me, something that you bought that you said, it's just as good.
[SPEAKER_04]: it tastes just as original one will sound stupid to people but it meant a lot to me were wind screens for microphones like this particular wind screen that is sort of you know designed it might seem like nothing but accounts but I mean if you're paying two bucks instead of 15 bucks that's great headphone ear pads are they give them away
[SPEAKER_03]: Now, uh, one of the, and I'm not going to quote the service, but Josh hit me to another one.
[SPEAKER_03]: Same country that sends a lot of country based fall jerseys.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_04]: I thought that was a company not just a was that just a company not based in a country or what is it they're dealing with?
[SPEAKER_03]: Well, I'm pretty sure we can all agree where they're making the fact sure.
[SPEAKER_03]: All right.
[SPEAKER_03]: Josh.
[SPEAKER_03]: Remember, I got one.
[SPEAKER_16]: My home microphone, and I'm not traveling, is also a T-moo product, and you 100% sound exactly like the real one.
[SPEAKER_03]: And you would pay for the real one, what would you pay?
[SPEAKER_16]: $350.
[SPEAKER_03]: And what did you pay for your microphone?
[SPEAKER_03]: 40, 40 bucks.
[SPEAKER_04]: You know, the microphones have been great.
[SPEAKER_04]: I bought a few, some for shows, some for using the game show mic that I bought for the cruise was like $9.
[SPEAKER_04]: And it sounds amazing.
[SPEAKER_03]: She's just okay, Kathy.
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm really glad there was a month on the patio this morning.
[SPEAKER_03]: God, almighty, leave me alone.
[SPEAKER_03]: I don't care.
[SPEAKER_04]: So she's back home to Boston.
[SPEAKER_03]: No, she's on, she's an Africa.
[SPEAKER_03]: That was a show.
[SPEAKER_03]: She's a joke.
[SPEAKER_03]: Okay, I get it.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: Monkey picture of a monkey.
[SPEAKER_16]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_16]: Kathy others.
[SPEAKER_16]: It's it.
[SPEAKER_16]: Don't you don't worry.
[SPEAKER_16]: It's under a picture of your porch.
[SPEAKER_03]: My porch.
[SPEAKER_03]: My porch really nothing going on.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: And you know what?
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm going to take the segue.
[SPEAKER_03]: And I'm going to run with it.
[SPEAKER_03]: Go baby.
[SPEAKER_03]: Go.
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm going to do this right now since my patio now.
[SPEAKER_03]: I did one thing back when I was really just relying on the money that I borrowed to buy the house.
[SPEAKER_03]: And what I did was I improved the backyard.
[SPEAKER_03]: I improved it with a big line eye and a pool.
[SPEAKER_03]: And this is before I don't know the years.
[SPEAKER_03]: So don't give me the years exactly when everything exploded.
[SPEAKER_03]: It was right around COVID, right?
[SPEAKER_04]: The novel coronavirus 19 was a big, uh, it's set, it's set the standard.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: I had completed my construction and I had been moved into this house for a good long while when suddenly all over the country, uh, and I'm not an economist.
[SPEAKER_03]: So please, I'm going to be the best I can.
[SPEAKER_03]: when housing prices exploded.
[SPEAKER_03]: Do you remember when that happened when they all went up up up.
[SPEAKER_03]: Well, what happened at the same time was building an outdoor area like a pool and patio, uh, that doubled as well.
[SPEAKER_03]: And I was told this because I wasn't inquiring to do it myself.
[SPEAKER_03]: I'd already done it.
[SPEAKER_03]: So, uh, I wrote this down 30 in my town.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: Fort Myers, Florida.
[SPEAKER_03]: of homeowners have pools in my hometown more than a third well more than a third well well over a third and probably in Josh's town to florida towns i mean you just it's what you have down here a lot of people have pools but i'm here to say and i wrote this down yeah
[SPEAKER_03]: it is not acceptable when you have two lights in a pool that are never turned on to have one of them go on the fritz really i think the shelf life and the the lifetime for a light inside under the underwater water underwater pool in the pool and the cool thing is when they built the pool they said we've got these uh these lights that are called i think i remember the
[SPEAKER_03]: color logic.
[SPEAKER_03]: All right.
[SPEAKER_03]: That's it.
[SPEAKER_03]: Their fancy.
[SPEAKER_16]: She can change the color.
[SPEAKER_03]: gets a little remote, you can change the color, and I have an app for it, and about, well over a year ago.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, I turn the lights on.
[SPEAKER_03]: And we just don't go out there as much as we should, and when we're out there, it's during the daytime.
[SPEAKER_03]: And so, you don't like the pool during the day?
[SPEAKER_04]: I love the pool during the day, that's when we're out?
[SPEAKER_04]: No, I said, do you like the pool during the day?
[SPEAKER_03]: I like the pool during the day, and when it's hot, it's great to take a plunge and my kids.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, but the light is off in the light is off and they're using it and then the only time I'm going to use it when it's when company comes over, which is very rare and then you might pop on the pool lights and it's kind of a look at the pool All right, so but everybody's got pool lights and that's what you put in a pool and I and I said do you want the color yeah go ahead
[SPEAKER_03]: go ahead.
[SPEAKER_03]: I mean, and then, uh, about over a year ago, I flip on the, uh, the pool lights because I think we had some people here and, uh, hold on.
[SPEAKER_03]: I'll use for purposes of explanation.
[SPEAKER_03]: Right.
[SPEAKER_03]: I will use the, uh, iPhone light that I have here.
[SPEAKER_03]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_03]: Go.
[SPEAKER_03]: I'll just try to describe my flight on the phone is such a great thing.
[SPEAKER_03]: Let me see.
[SPEAKER_03]: I'll use my liquid IV energy packet to come and straight.
[SPEAKER_03]: I turn on the pool light and there's one in the regular pool and then there's one on the other side in the deep end of the pool.
[SPEAKER_03]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_03]: And the one in the deep end of the pool go like this.
[SPEAKER_03]: Just flickering, it's going, it's going, Batch.
[SPEAKER_03]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_03]: Absolutely going nuts.
[SPEAKER_03]: Let's watch the language.
[SPEAKER_03]: All the colors.
[SPEAKER_03]: Sorry.
[SPEAKER_03]: It's not like I'm talking.
[SPEAKER_03]: You sound like me when I talk to my kid.
[SPEAKER_03]: They are going absolutely nuts.
[SPEAKER_03]: And I simply turned it off.
[SPEAKER_03]: And really didn't give it much thought.
[SPEAKER_03]: Then I read this.
[SPEAKER_04]: Can I read this?
[SPEAKER_04]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_04]: Go right in there.
[SPEAKER_04]: Immediately when you see that, you're probably thinking, I've got to replace that light.
[SPEAKER_04]: That something has to be done.
[SPEAKER_03]: So yeah, I know I looked at it and said, let me turn it on, turn it off.
[SPEAKER_04]: You'll be that a couple of times in any say, hmm, the replacement you have to go underwater to do it.
[SPEAKER_03]: Do you think you're reading ahead?
[SPEAKER_03]: Okay, get to this.
[SPEAKER_03]: I just curious about that.
[SPEAKER_03]: I think that I did say I've got to take care of that.
[SPEAKER_03]: Uh-huh.
[SPEAKER_03]: And there may have been a little concern early on, but a lot of time has passed.
[SPEAKER_03]: where I just didn't want to deal.
[SPEAKER_04]: And I said in the back of your mind, did you think it might fix itself?
[SPEAKER_04]: Uh, maybe maybe that was my methodology.
[SPEAKER_03]: I also, you know, I never really thought about it because we don't use it a lot.
[SPEAKER_03]: But then, don't swim at night.
[SPEAKER_03]: Easy, easy, easy.
[SPEAKER_03]: Or be easier, fix, don't have friends.
[SPEAKER_03]: You could, the thing is, if it was just out,
[SPEAKER_03]: it would be great.
[SPEAKER_03]: If it was just out, I wouldn't replace it.
[SPEAKER_03]: I wouldn't care.
[SPEAKER_03]: It flows.
[SPEAKER_03]: But it just goes, Brad.
[SPEAKER_03]: Hey, Brad, hey, Brad, and it's like, it doesn't allow you.
[SPEAKER_03]: It's almost like they design it to do that.
[SPEAKER_03]: But we'll get to that in a second here.
[SPEAKER_03]: Okay, so I'm talking months and months and months and months and every now and then I will pursue it and then I got to the point where I called the company and the company I said I have a crazy life Yeah, Craig really No, it's like it's like the the the monopoly that controls the pool light of course.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, big.
[SPEAKER_03]: I comp pool
[SPEAKER_03]: I don't know, it's a goddamn light.
[SPEAKER_03]: It needs a bulb or something like that, right?
[SPEAKER_03]: That's what I thought.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, so the pool, pool like guys say, yeah, we'll come out and we'll do an analysis like that.
[SPEAKER_03]: Great, and they come back, and they say, well, we have to, we'll change the pool, but you have to change your remote.
[SPEAKER_03]: I said I've got my remote connected to my pool mechanics.
[SPEAKER_03]: It's all one.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: Well, we don't use that company.
[SPEAKER_03]: Am I?
[SPEAKER_03]: Well, goodbye.
[SPEAKER_03]: Thank you.
[SPEAKER_03]: And besides it was ridiculously expensive.
[SPEAKER_04]: Then they waited no time to upsell you, huh?
[SPEAKER_04]: They didn't even come out to the house.
[SPEAKER_03]: But they don't even sell the stuff.
[SPEAKER_03]: They just sell their own proprietary stuff.
[SPEAKER_03]: So they they were coming.
[SPEAKER_03]: They were called me to come out and do a total reinstall.
[SPEAKER_03]: And I'm like, you know, pound sand and lick my bag.
[SPEAKER_04]: Good bye.
[SPEAKER_04]: Have a great day.
[SPEAKER_16]: time I wonder how many people like older Floridians and I don't call you an older Floridian Oh but I am but I mean like on the other side of say 75 how many of them just say okay come on out and change it all no well that's the problem Rob there's three brands for these pull controllers yeah because I have to integrate them into like people's touchgreens and everything for their outcomes okay and they don't work well at all together so yeah let me see
[SPEAKER_16]: But what did you say, Josh?
[SPEAKER_16]: You have either, Pentea, Jandy, or Hayward.
[SPEAKER_16]: It would be fine.
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, you set off the alarm.
[SPEAKER_03]: Did you say Hayward?
[SPEAKER_03]: You have Hayward.
[SPEAKER_03]: All right.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: Also known as Omigotia.
[SPEAKER_03]: So...
[SPEAKER_03]: I go after this tobacco, I dive in and I enter DIY lane, which is do it yourself as when you are your wit's end and you're like, I can't afford to do that.
[SPEAKER_03]: And I go on.
[SPEAKER_04]: Are you still dragging your feet because do you know it's going to be a hassle or is you're going in at least with some enthusiasm?
[SPEAKER_03]: I am not going in with any enthusiasm.
[SPEAKER_03]: I am going with natural curiosity.
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm just sorry for that if I can get managed to get the power turned off, sure, that there is a method of unscrewing this light.
[SPEAKER_03]: And I said to myself, well, that's cool.
[SPEAKER_03]: If I'm able to unscrew the light, then I probably just have to replace the bulb.
[SPEAKER_03]: So I call the company, what was that?
[SPEAKER_03]: Hey, word.
[SPEAKER_03]: And this is what they say.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: We don't replace bulbs.
[SPEAKER_03]: You have to replace the entire unit.
[SPEAKER_03]: The fixture.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, it's a light fixture.
[SPEAKER_16]: Now that's because of waterproof.
[SPEAKER_03]: That's why they do it.
[SPEAKER_03]: That's why.
[SPEAKER_16]: Because of waterproof.
[SPEAKER_03]: Because of waterproof.
[SPEAKER_16]: If you just replace the bulb, water would get in there.
[SPEAKER_03]: But, you know, we've all seen light fixtures at Home Depot and stuff like that.
[SPEAKER_03]: Rob, speedwack.
[SPEAKER_03]: Would you like to hazard, I guess, to the Hayward Pool light?
[SPEAKER_03]: How much cost?
[SPEAKER_04]: I have bought, you know,
[SPEAKER_04]: uh... lighting fixtures for my home i've installed them in my home and they're usually not that expensive but if it's you're saying costly i would say that the fixture would cost a hundred and fifty dollars okay any like a regular light fixture would be like eight nine nineteen bucks is that what i mean i've got a real nice one you get it you gotta remember he's got the color logic i've got the one where he can press you would like to raise that a little bit
[SPEAKER_16]: Yeah, let's go to 68.
[SPEAKER_16]: Okay, but but it does more than two colors.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yes, it does.
[SPEAKER_16]: Josh, I'm not playing this game very well, but I'm trying to help you out.
[SPEAKER_16]: Okay, what just say a million dollars.
[SPEAKER_16]: Let's say that's 12 colors.
[SPEAKER_03]: Okay, all right, then I'll say it doesn't come anywhere near that the people at a word.
[SPEAKER_03]: the total cost, and I can't replace the bulb, I can replace the entire unit, if I'm able to, I can possibly do this on my own, $571 and 21 cents.
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, that's a pretty good price.
[SPEAKER_03]: Last I saw that that's what he wants to hear.
[SPEAKER_16]: That's what he wants to hear.
[SPEAKER_16]: No, no, really, they were around 1200.
[SPEAKER_16]: No, I thought I saw it, but that might have been an install.
[SPEAKER_03]: Josh, have you done that?
[SPEAKER_03]: Have you ever put a light, have you ever replaced the light?
[SPEAKER_03]: Wow, it was on the water.
[SPEAKER_16]: Be careful, Josh, you'll be heading to a sterile.
[SPEAKER_16]: I have that put remember.
[SPEAKER_16]: You're not replacing the light.
[SPEAKER_16]: The way it works is you undo the screws.
[SPEAKER_16]: The whole fixture pulls out right of the pool with a big long cord.
[SPEAKER_16]: Right out of the water, you connect that cord.
[SPEAKER_16]: Yes, I did all back when you took the light out of the whole thing.
[SPEAKER_03]: So it's pretty easy actually, isn't it?
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, when you take the fixture out of the hole, I'm not going to do it.
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm not going to do it for like 10 years until I sell the house.
[SPEAKER_04]: Doesn't that, but doesn't that leave a hole where the light was and doesn't all the water, like rush into your neighbors now?
[SPEAKER_16]: It's not in the background, Paul.
[SPEAKER_03]: Right.
[SPEAKER_04]: Well, I know, but I mean, I bet I didn't have to say it's a seal.
[SPEAKER_03]: And then it kind of has a like you have intercourse with the thing and you shove it in and then it seals again, right?
[SPEAKER_03]: I don't know.
[SPEAKER_16]: Yeah, it's like we're clicking electrical out with that.
[SPEAKER_16]: There's a back there.
[SPEAKER_03]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_03]: And if I'm able to figure out how to kill the power, which is easy to the pool area.
[SPEAKER_04]: Well, I can do it in both lights are on the same circuit because that would be the best way to determine whether or not the powers out.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, well, I'm going to do it.
[SPEAKER_03]: You don't have to believe that.
[SPEAKER_03]: But I'm going to use my finger and stick it in the alley.
[SPEAKER_03]: No, still got power.
[SPEAKER_04]: What I'm saying with the broken right, Charlie.
[SPEAKER_04]: With a broken light, you wouldn't be able to tell if the power was off to that light.
[SPEAKER_03]: I don't have a, I remember what the light's doing.
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, remember?
[SPEAKER_03]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_03]: It's not out.
[SPEAKER_03]: And by the way, the other one's connected to it, so that goes run at the same time.
[SPEAKER_03]: So I can tell that way.
[SPEAKER_03]: My question is, have you checked your favorite site?
[SPEAKER_03]: Would they have them?
[SPEAKER_03]: I say I'm not sure, but I don't, if they work, I mean, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know how to trust it, but they might have, see, that's where they get you.
[SPEAKER_03]: That's where they get you.
[SPEAKER_03]: Let me ask Josh Shoroka, in your chain of suppliers, you got anybody that, I don't.
[SPEAKER_16]: You don't have, I mean, I've got a guy that'll do it, but not a guy that'll get a deal on the equipment.
[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, drag.
[SPEAKER_04]: Who do you know in the pool industry, Mike, that we can call upon?
[SPEAKER_03]: They all suck.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: They do.
[SPEAKER_03]: Especially the big company Hayward.
[SPEAKER_16]: And in part of the pull guys are really just guys that do not like their jobs, so they quit and started cleaning pools.
[SPEAKER_03]: That's it.
[SPEAKER_03]: It's exactly what it is, you know.
[SPEAKER_03]: In fact, there was a guy, oh, by the way, and the pull guys that clean the pools, that's another thing that Floridians get baked for.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: The out there, and I'm like, do you know anybody that changes pool lights that I could use out there?
[SPEAKER_03]: And, you know, they're about as helpful as, you know, looking a rock, as far as I'm concerned.
[SPEAKER_03]: It's frustrating that it's funny, but it changes a pool light.
[SPEAKER_15]: Then, Bob, I'll see you!
[SPEAKER_15]: Thank you!
[SPEAKER_16]: Appreciate it!
[SPEAKER_16]: Well, you might be able to do.
[SPEAKER_16]: Is there a place it with just a white light instead of the color logic?
[SPEAKER_16]: This is true.
[SPEAKER_16]: We're just light on light off.
[SPEAKER_16]: That might be a little cheaper.
[SPEAKER_16]: I think that and that I would.
[SPEAKER_04]: Does it take a standard bulb in there?
[SPEAKER_04]: Like a screw bulb if you've got to know.
[SPEAKER_16]: Well, you've got to pull the entire fixture.
[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, okay.
[SPEAKER_16]: I'm just two wires and it's just then on off.
[SPEAKER_03]: So the moral of this story is bend over, grease it up.
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[SPEAKER_03]: I just had to share.
[SPEAKER_03]: No, I just had to share my rip-offs.
[SPEAKER_04]: I feel you.
[SPEAKER_03]: I do.
[SPEAKER_04]: I think that's horrendous.
[SPEAKER_03]: It's very, no bulbs, just the whole unit.
[SPEAKER_03]: Thanks for your help.
[SPEAKER_03]: Did you cut the warranty?
[SPEAKER_03]: Well, yeah, I'm out of it.
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm out of the warranty.
[SPEAKER_03]: As you know, a big internet outage caused a bunch of cloud-based apps to crash the other day.
[SPEAKER_03]: That effect you at all, Josh.
[SPEAKER_03]: Did you have any dealings with that at all?
[SPEAKER_16]: I did.
[SPEAKER_16]: I'm trying to remember where.
[SPEAKER_04]: I know I live right near that and Bang Brothers was done all day.
[SPEAKER_03]: Well, in Josh's previous incarnation as a smart home guru, it turns out a lot of smart homes immediately became dumb.
[SPEAKER_03]: Here's the funniest example.
[SPEAKER_03]: A bunch of people smart beds, you know they had those, got really stupid.
[SPEAKER_03]: A company called eight sleep.
[SPEAKER_03]: Do you know that?
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, they're coming.
[SPEAKER_16]: They're calling.
[SPEAKER_16]: They cool.
[SPEAKER_03]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_03]: Cool.
[SPEAKER_03]: Control.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, cool and cool.
[SPEAKER_03]: Cool and bad.
[SPEAKER_03]: It makes betrimes the tilt and $2,000 mattress covers to let you dial in the temperature of your bed.
[SPEAKER_03]: But it all runs on the cloud and it's hosted by Amazon Web Services, AWS handles 30% of all cloud computing worldwide.
[SPEAKER_03]: It ended up being a big issue for eight sleep customers on Monday because once AWS went down, it bricked their whole smart mattress system.
[SPEAKER_03]: If your bed was in a seated position, you couldn't make it life flat.
[SPEAKER_03]: You just had to sleep like that or a hospital.
[SPEAKER_03]: Or moved to the couch.
[SPEAKER_03]: The outage happened around 3 a.m. eastern time.
[SPEAKER_04]: Had your bed for bed.
[SPEAKER_04]: Drumble.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, but if you're beds in the upwards position, what are you doing at 3 a.m.
[SPEAKER_03]: Okay?
[SPEAKER_03]: I think I know.
[SPEAKER_03]: come on now.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, come on.
[SPEAKER_16]: Just move in the middle of the night at three a.m. Just change.
[SPEAKER_03]: That would be worse.
[SPEAKER_03]: One guy tweeted at the CEO and said, uh, it would be great if my bed wasn't stuck in an inclined position.
[SPEAKER_03]: Someone in the comments added, it's all fun and games until a hacker folds you into it.
[SPEAKER_04]: I like the guy that's acting like the boss in office space.
[SPEAKER_03]: It would be great if you could do this.
[SPEAKER_03]: Other customers describe issues with their mattress over heating.
[SPEAKER_03]: One guy said, oh dear, was stuck at nine degrees warmer than the room.
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, that's a good tip of the control sleep being a son of the bed start of working again once the servers went back online CEO of eight sleep said they were working to add and outage mode this week It worked this week.
[SPEAKER_04]: They decided to do that get what's it happened right away good thing about the guy who's bed was too hot He woke up 10 pounds lighter
[SPEAKER_03]: There are, hey, they're benefits to everything as we mentioned at the front of the show construction started this week on the $250 million ballroom.
[SPEAKER_03]: The president Donald Trump is adding to the White House as construction crews began tearing down the facade of the East Wing where the new space is being built.
[SPEAKER_03]: The Republican president and top White House officials had initially said nothing would be demolished.
[SPEAKER_03]: during construction.
[SPEAKER_03]: The 90,000 square foot ballroom will dwarf the main White House itself at nearly double the size, and Trump says it will accommodate 999 people.
[SPEAKER_03]: Trump said on social media that the ballroom won't cost taxpayers a dime because it's being privately funded by many generous patriots, great American companies, and... And yours truly, yeah, I'm paying for yours.
[SPEAKER_03]: Thank you.
[SPEAKER_03]: We appreciate that.
[SPEAKER_03]: Michael Jordan made his debut as a special contributor to NBC Sports return to NBC Broadcasting on Tuesday night saying he's doing so as a way to give back to basketball Jordan speaking to NBC play by play voice and great guy Mike Toreco.
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: uh... set in the first installment of a series in the network is calling mj insights to excellence he said he makes a conscious decision to prioritize time with family over being seen more in the public basketball i you don't see mj that much out there you really don't because no one's paying him uh... and he's talking about being give back to basketball he's been paid forty million dollars yeah you really thank you so much for going back exactly for that fact
[SPEAKER_04]: And Mike, his bed is at 82 degrees.
[SPEAKER_04]: Wow, 40 mil, huh?
[SPEAKER_04]: Well, you know that's okay, because he needs it.
[SPEAKER_04]: I mean, he's not playing anymore.
[SPEAKER_03]: So he has no income.
[SPEAKER_03]: That he doesn't shop on Timo, huh?
[SPEAKER_03]: According to a new survey from Tinder,
[SPEAKER_03]: 57% of people say they haven't at least one alcoholic drink on a first date Sorry Rob neither one applies to you first date or drink The report also came up with a list of the go-true drink options for a first date and they're not taking They're not talking about sparkling water.
[SPEAKER_03]: I will go one to ten on this list because I think number ten might be the coolest is your favorite on their mic?
[SPEAKER_03]: Yes, yeah, my favorite copper my my
[SPEAKER_04]: Hi!
[SPEAKER_04]: It's our first date!
[SPEAKER_03]: And then...
[SPEAKER_03]: Hold on.
[SPEAKER_03]: And then if you're gonna use that, we're gonna give me a prop for Christ's sake.
[SPEAKER_03]: Give me a prop.
[SPEAKER_03]: Gotta go to the prop closet.
[SPEAKER_03]: I gotta get a... All right, I'll get a highlighter, all right?
[SPEAKER_03]: Gotta get a big fat straw.
[SPEAKER_03]: And when you're looking at your day, you'll look at it like this.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, I had to do the visual or it wouldn't work.
[SPEAKER_03]: Here we go.
[SPEAKER_03]: My favorite my one of my favorite beverages now is number one Margarita 31% a shot of something boring 20.
[SPEAKER_04]: That's the date is going bad.
[SPEAKER_03]: I would guess that's one prepare 24% a martini Kind of cool little James Bond glassy move classic 14% this is I'm sorry This falls into the same category even though you don't use a straw.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah
[SPEAKER_03]: Mamosa 13% don't make them so strong this time if you order that at night.
[SPEAKER_03]: You're on a date That's not good.
[SPEAKER_03]: I lose it Pina, Calada 12% no I don't know where is the survey done in your website?
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, a Dachery no, no, sorry.
[SPEAKER_03]: That doesn't work A spirit like here's a good one.
[SPEAKER_03]: All right.
[SPEAKER_03]: It's got you on the rock
[SPEAKER_03]: They're very nice 12% you kind of looked like a cool dude.
[SPEAKER_03]: That's my opinion I look out as a bar owner.
[SPEAKER_04]: I think I know what cool drinks to order are back to the dackery We're all of these done in a Tiki bar These are first dates in a Tiki bar.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, really this sounds like B Arthur's bar that we're doing right here
[SPEAKER_03]: Walter.
[SPEAKER_03]: Number nine is a whiskey sour.
[SPEAKER_03]: No.
[SPEAKER_03]: Sorry.
[SPEAKER_03]: 11%.
[SPEAKER_03]: Hold it.
[SPEAKER_04]: You know what?
[SPEAKER_04]: Is it?
[SPEAKER_04]: Could it be that the whiskey sour is what the female of the of the couple?
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: According to an issue, I mean it's a Tinder report.
[SPEAKER_03]: I'll say one.
[SPEAKER_03]: I'll go on in front of the report.
[SPEAKER_03]: Also, you know, let's go to drink out for our first day.
[SPEAKER_03]: Doesn't say men or women.
[SPEAKER_03]: Does it say age?
[SPEAKER_03]: Well, Kinder.
[SPEAKER_03]: I mean, I think you can probably figure out the age.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_04]: But before whiskey sour, you got to add 25 years to everything.
[SPEAKER_03]: here's the one I like because it's tasty okay it's cool and our boy let me tell you back in the day he could make a mean one fact nobody made him better and old fashioned oh yeah 11% 11% god it checks all the boxes as far as an alcoholic beverage
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, I think that it is, I mean, done properly and I vary from the traditional one a little bit.
[SPEAKER_04]: It gives you the the sort of class of ordering a brown liquor drink.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, looks good in a low ball.
[SPEAKER_04]: And you know what is a move that ladies like if you let them have the cherry at the bottom of your drink.
[SPEAKER_03]: Hey, ladies, they let you have your cherry, then maybe no, I'm not going to stop it.
[SPEAKER_03]: How are you?
[SPEAKER_03]: Listen, I had me a Rob was talking about the fact that do his, uh, myriad of, uh, the anti-depressancies unable to cry.
[SPEAKER_03]: I don't have the same burden.
[SPEAKER_03]: I have me a cry this morning.
[SPEAKER_03]: A illegitimate.
[SPEAKER_03]: The late great Diane Keaton made her solo debut on the Billboard chart this week.
[SPEAKER_03]: Her 2024 holiday single, first Christmas, came in at number 22 on the digital song chart.
[SPEAKER_03]: After her passing, one of the writers of the song said, quote, I'm heartbroken by Diane's passing to have been trusted to help bring her lifelong dream of recording an original song to life is something I'll carry with me forever.
[SPEAKER_04]: I can tell you a little bit of it if you like.
[SPEAKER_03]: this song.
[SPEAKER_03]: Do you have the video of it Josh by any chance if you don't rock and play the song?
[SPEAKER_03]: There's not one.
[SPEAKER_04]: There's not one.
[SPEAKER_03]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_03]: Hold on just a second.
[SPEAKER_03]: All right.
[SPEAKER_03]: If you haven't heard this song, it's pretty solemn.
[SPEAKER_03]: Diane sings about feeling alone during Christmas time since the passing of a loved one.
[SPEAKER_03]: And I am here to tell you as someone who has lost loved ones.
[SPEAKER_03]: This hit all the notes, the combination of Diane, Keaton passing away.
[SPEAKER_03]: I think it's fantastic.
[SPEAKER_03]: It was all so ready.
[SPEAKER_03]: It was all over Christmas.
[SPEAKER_04]: Carol Bear Sager, one of the greatest 20th century songwriters wrote it.
[SPEAKER_04]: And it's, to me, it's a great Christmas song because the great Christmas songs could be enjoyed outside of Christmas.
[SPEAKER_03]: She previously hit number one on the Billboard 200 chart in 1969 all the way back there.
[SPEAKER_03]: What?
[SPEAKER_03]: But as a member of the original Broadway cast of Hair, the recording of Hair.
[SPEAKER_03]: She was on there.
[SPEAKER_03]: I have no idea, that's great.
[SPEAKER_03]: Surprisingly, a Broadway cast album hasn't hit number one since then.
[SPEAKER_03]: Isn't that something to behold that really is?
[SPEAKER_04]: I can't believe that Hamilton didn't hit number one.
[SPEAKER_03]: Or the Lion King, or something like that.
[SPEAKER_03]: People are loving the music.
[SPEAKER_03]: That's great.
[SPEAKER_06]: So this one gets me and the video was beautiful too.
[SPEAKER_06]: Somehow you are so close on this silent night I couldn't feel you near My first Christmas without
[SPEAKER_03]: And it goes, I urge you, the thing that makes Diane Keaton song so tender is her inability to be a perfect singer.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, I think that's what made it.
[SPEAKER_03]: And she recorded it last year, right when she was, it dropped in line for, yeah.
[SPEAKER_04]: I mean, here is, it sounds to me a little Fleetwood Mackie.
[SPEAKER_03]: Um, it's not it's really it's um, it's just small.
[SPEAKER_03]: It's beautiful.
[SPEAKER_03]: See and I loved every minute of it.
[SPEAKER_03]: I hope they play that a lot of it at Christmas time because it's almost time Mike for them to start playing Chris.
[SPEAKER_03]: It is all Langzine was the last one I remember that got me and this one was.
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, Dan Fogelberg.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, I mean really really.
[SPEAKER_03]: I urge everybody to check it out online, uh, it's fantastic.
[SPEAKER_03]: I love it.
[SPEAKER_04]: I love it.
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[SPEAKER_15]: The man at the counter said five hundred dollars.
[SPEAKER_15]: I told him to get bad.
[SPEAKER_04]: Turned a a word.
[SPEAKER_03]: Spanish police.
[SPEAKER_03]: And by the way, this is a cheap attempt for me to simply use my Spanish dialect.
[SPEAKER_04]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_04]: I think that's fine.
[SPEAKER_03]: Spanish police have busted a criminal group dedicated to stealing your seat, literally.
[SPEAKER_03]: Hmm, Spain's national police said Wednesday that they had arrested seven people, suspected of stealing more than 1100 chairs from outdoor seating areas at restaurants and dollars.
[SPEAKER_03]: in Madrid, and another nearby municipality in just two months.
[SPEAKER_03]: The group of six men and a woman worked at night to pill for the chairs from 18 different establishments in Madrid and Talavera, Talavera, de la rena.
[SPEAKER_03]: a smaller city in southwest of the capital in August and September.
[SPEAKER_03]: They did this.
[SPEAKER_03]: The estimated impact of the stolen property was around 60,000 euros, that 69 phasing data.
[SPEAKER_03]: A lot of chairs.
[SPEAKER_03]: According to police, when asked why they did it, one of the thieves said,
[SPEAKER_03]: A very late of night, the chairs.
[SPEAKER_03]: They were all alone.
[SPEAKER_04]: They were not intended.
[SPEAKER_04]: God, I'm questioning.
[SPEAKER_03]: Did they steal any stool?
[SPEAKER_03]: The barstools inside the property will have to learn.
[SPEAKER_03]: We simply stole the chairs that were out there lying around for anybody to see.
[SPEAKER_04]: If you steal chairs, how can anyone sit down and have a glass of wine?
[SPEAKER_03]: I say, tough titties for that one because there's nothing at all you can do.
[SPEAKER_03]: But we got the more show, Robert.
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[SPEAKER_03]: I am.
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[SPEAKER_03]: I do, let me ask you.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Yes.
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[SPEAKER_03]: I don't think so.
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[SPEAKER_03]: You look yes,
[SPEAKER_03]: Most listeners that know that bit are going to die.
[SPEAKER_04]: That's right.
[SPEAKER_04]: That's why they buy them some wine.
[SPEAKER_03]: What the I want to ask Mr. Soroka because he's traveling again.
[SPEAKER_03]: He's in a, by the way, that's much better than yesterday's location The living room.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, that's and that looks like a mother in law's house, right?
[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, it's like it looks like a very classy motel
[SPEAKER_03]: Well, I'm sure that Josh's mother-in-law will be really, really can open it by that comment.
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, we're decor, looks like a cheap motel.
[SPEAKER_04]: No, I said a classy motel, and there it is.
[SPEAKER_04]: The all we see is a lamp and curtains.
[SPEAKER_04]: So I mean, that's suggest nice.
[SPEAKER_04]: It will be a nice countryside bed and breakfast.
[SPEAKER_03]: That's lovely.
[SPEAKER_03]: You're love of the road.
[SPEAKER_03]: Do you love to be on the road?
[SPEAKER_03]: Do you love traveling?
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm curious.
[SPEAKER_16]: Yeah, I don't mind driving.
[SPEAKER_16]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_16]: I like being.
[SPEAKER_16]: I like moving and seeing other things and everything.
[SPEAKER_03]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_03]: So you're into it because you, I mean, when we talk about your world travel and the amount of weeks that you have spent in your own domicile, you travel the world regularly.
[SPEAKER_03]: And I, my days of traveling are limited.
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm really going up for a, I'll be traveling a little bit this year and Rob's view
[SPEAKER_16]: right well it's really the the fact that you can work anywhere now that allows me and that Kelly can do that as well and the you know the 50% children go back and forth with their other parents makes it easier because we have time to travel.
[SPEAKER_04]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_04]: Now of all the places you've been and you have been on continents other than the United States you've been all over the country.
[SPEAKER_04]: What is your favorite place that you've been and your least favorite place you've been?
[SPEAKER_04]: Good question.
[SPEAKER_16]: Oh, I don't know.
[SPEAKER_16]: Um, recently section 384.
[SPEAKER_16]: Oh, it's horrible.
[SPEAKER_03]: I mean, 336.
[SPEAKER_03]: 336?
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, it's right.
[SPEAKER_03]: Exactly.
[SPEAKER_16]: Be in the coming yards.
[SPEAKER_16]: 336.
[SPEAKER_03]: I get it right.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yes, you got it right.
[SPEAKER_03]: It's not in front of me.
[SPEAKER_03]: 336.
[SPEAKER_03]: And you got it right.
[SPEAKER_16]: Your favorite place is debate.
[SPEAKER_04]: You've only known him 18 months.
[SPEAKER_16]: Yes, sorry.
[SPEAKER_16]: Sorry about that.
[SPEAKER_16]: Thinking back about places I've traveled to since being on the show, I think Toronto might have been my favorite stop.
[SPEAKER_16]: Really?
[SPEAKER_16]: I enjoyed Toronto.
[SPEAKER_03]: I did not.
[SPEAKER_03]: I thought it was too many out of those modern high-rise apartment buildings that they have all over the world.
[SPEAKER_16]: Now it might have been where I stayed.
[SPEAKER_16]: I stayed outside of Toronto.
[SPEAKER_04]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_16]: You can see now.
[SPEAKER_16]: Oh, and we can see now?
[SPEAKER_16]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_16]: Oh, that's nice.
[SPEAKER_16]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_16]: So that was part of it.
[SPEAKER_03]: And then when I go from my page to gamble,
[SPEAKER_04]: Don't do it, my, or you know, no, go ahead.
[SPEAKER_03]: You're not taking advantage of our listeners like that.
[SPEAKER_03]: Not going to do that.
[SPEAKER_04]: Some of them don't see it as taking advantage.
[SPEAKER_04]: Some of them see it as helping us.
[SPEAKER_03]: If I were to do that, I would do a community gamble, like a single pool, like a single session, and we all contribute to it at a high dollar level, and if we,
[SPEAKER_03]: What?
[SPEAKER_03]: What are you doing?
[SPEAKER_03]: He's doing he's poop pulling it.
[SPEAKER_03]: Look at him.
[SPEAKER_03]: Look, he hates it.
[SPEAKER_03]: He hates it.
[SPEAKER_03]: He hates the idea.
[SPEAKER_03]: This is back to the old original show.
[SPEAKER_03]: The golden boy crap.
[SPEAKER_03]: You ain't done.
[SPEAKER_04]: Not at all.
[SPEAKER_03]: What are you going to say?
[SPEAKER_03]: You were reaching for something.
[SPEAKER_03]: You're all going to whistle.
[SPEAKER_03]: That's going to go down.
[SPEAKER_16]: You're all going to bet together, they'll all lose together.
[SPEAKER_16]: But I do like the idea of on the boat, Mike's sitting at a slot machine and 20 people behind him to the one.
[SPEAKER_16]: That's the plan.
[SPEAKER_03]: I like that.
[SPEAKER_03]: And then if we hit big, we all split it.
[SPEAKER_03]: I think that's fair.
[SPEAKER_03]: Right.
[SPEAKER_16]: Or you hit big, you start running.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, run, run like hell.
[SPEAKER_03]: Squirking, I run on a boat without jumping over this side.
[SPEAKER_03]: Come on, you're losing your head, boys.
[SPEAKER_03]: Can't a man.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: Rob.
[SPEAKER_03]: I think it might be for, oh, three.
[SPEAKER_03]: Race.
[SPEAKER_03]: Thank you.
[SPEAKER_03]: What generosity?
[SPEAKER_03]: Everything.
[SPEAKER_03]: No, my, you know, the way.
[SPEAKER_03]: Every listener be like race, spin it.
[SPEAKER_03]: He said spin it.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_04]: The way Josh described it, the way you described it, now I'm on board.
[SPEAKER_04]: Because when Carrie and I took a cruise on our 10th anniversary, there was a lady.
[SPEAKER_04]: who had two big hits in a row on a slot machine and a couple that we had met on the boat that we were having either the word our dinner table and us we went up and we started cheering so loud for her because we were wasted and we were just this is great you're awesome all this and then the boat people came and asked us to leave her alone and then she asked us the lady who once said am I supposed to tip you
[SPEAKER_04]: Wow, we're just having a good time.
[SPEAKER_16]: A good point for time and when we do this.
[SPEAKER_03]: Okay, after the cocktail hour.
[SPEAKER_04]: A hundred percent.
[SPEAKER_03]: All right, that'll be a plan.
[SPEAKER_03]: We'll try to work that out where we do a community gamble.
[SPEAKER_03]: It doesn't, I haven't figured it out yet, whether I think it would probably,
[SPEAKER_03]: Best be a slot machine, but I think if you wanted to improve your odds, it might be not roulette, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
[SPEAKER_04]: But the big poll, the one that's like, you know, like a dollar 20.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, Rob, because that's the way they work now.
[SPEAKER_03]: You just put the pennies in the machine.
[SPEAKER_16]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_16]: Who's going to count all those pennies, Rob?
[SPEAKER_03]: I will.
[SPEAKER_03]: I love counting money.
[SPEAKER_03]: And then we can, hey, maybe the owner will come down.
[SPEAKER_03]: Maybe Bugsley Seagull will come down to say hi to us.
[SPEAKER_03]: That's a particular time.
[SPEAKER_03]: We'll have a gay old time with Bugsley Seagull.
[SPEAKER_03]: Josh, when you're driving all over the highways and highways, watch this segue, let me ask you a question.
[SPEAKER_03]: When you're doing that, do you what color is your vehicle that you travel in?
[SPEAKER_03]: When you're like stopping at road stops, stopping at parking lots, you have a yellow car?
[SPEAKER_16]: Yeah, I have a four truck that I purchased with them online with them saying it's orange and it's definitely school bus yellow.
[SPEAKER_03]: I didn't know that.
[SPEAKER_03]: Wow.
[SPEAKER_03]: Because Rob came to the show today, armed with what colors do birds like and he'll explain what the birds like them is.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, it's not, it's not to just sit there and hang out.
[SPEAKER_04]: No, Mike, it's feacy.
[SPEAKER_04]: They like to poop on they do they have cart now first of all this survey I believe it is from it's I was website.
[SPEAKER_04]: I love study finds and the car brands that get hit the most often Our Dodge Ram this is the does not color.
[SPEAKER_04]: This is the brand, but I also have color.
[SPEAKER_04]: Okay, okay All right, Dodge Ram so a truck.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, and Chevrolet
[SPEAKER_04]: So that's why if you have those, you're the birds for some reason, find them.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yes, Michael.
[SPEAKER_03]: I have a question, Ron.
[SPEAKER_03]: Please, please.
[SPEAKER_03]: Would this be due to the fact that the prolification of these cars where the Dodge Rams, the Chevrolet, if you say Chevrolet, they're just a lot of Chevy's.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, I think you're right, but also when you're looking at, you know, a ram or some of the Jeep products, you got surface area too.
[SPEAKER_16]: I'm very curious about the color maybe.
[SPEAKER_04]: What's that, I'm sorry, Josh?
[SPEAKER_03]: A little taller.
[SPEAKER_04]: May I could be, well, they get pooped on sooner because they're taller.
[SPEAKER_03]: But I'm curious about the color because I have a vehicle that is routinely defecated on by bird life.
[SPEAKER_04]: Now, they do say that they discounted people that park under trees, power lines or street lights because you're asking for it.
[SPEAKER_04]: If you do that, I used to park under a tree and that would get it.
[SPEAKER_03]: That makes it more interesting because now the birds really kind of have to go out of their way to poop on your car.
[SPEAKER_04]: Mike, I think that if you use your comedy mind and guessed what color they targeted with their feacy, you could probably get it.
[SPEAKER_04]: What color do birds poop on most?
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm trying to think you're saying there's something obvious that's out there.
[SPEAKER_04]: Well, I mean, if you think of what they're, I mean, think of not white, you know, that's a good answer because bird poop can be white.
[SPEAKER_03]: But I'm thinking more, you know, a lot of Theo Vaughn's podcast, where he says the white man is continually pooped on like, that's not what we're talking about here.
[SPEAKER_03]: That's another thing, I'm sure.
[SPEAKER_04]: Do any of us own or have you ever own a brown car?
[SPEAKER_04]: I don't think I have ever purchased a close to it, but it was not brown.
[SPEAKER_04]: My first caprice was sort of a copper color.
[SPEAKER_04]: So I don't know if that leans brown, but birds like to poop on brown cars.
[SPEAKER_04]: Really?
[SPEAKER_04]: Yes, followed by red, which I have had a red car.
[SPEAKER_03]: That makes me laugh because red people like their cars a lot.
[SPEAKER_03]: They like their cars.
[SPEAKER_16]: Yeah, there's a lot more red cars than brown cars.
[SPEAKER_16]: You would think.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, if the birds happen to have blood in their stool.
[SPEAKER_03]: You know, who knows what kind of colon situation?
[SPEAKER_03]: Do birds do birds?
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, spastic colon.
[SPEAKER_04]: It's a it's a blu jay with a spastic Kind of like a show bird colon's Bird colon Black cars also get hit.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, that doesn't surprise and sometimes if you have a black car You birds poop on it and your wife doesn't change the oil in its seizes, right?
[SPEAKER_04]: Very careful.
[SPEAKER_04]: The cars that rank the lowest for bird poop are white and silver
[SPEAKER_03]: lowest yeah and I think do you think maybe that's why so many rental cars are white because they don't want bird crap on them the could be I mean if they they look at that I mean this seems to be a relatively new story you know as far as you know maybe the white and silver cars those people take care of the cars more keep on the horse well I'm just glad my cars color is not on the list of bird pooping which is a good thing
[SPEAKER_04]: shiny cars are at risk because birds see themselves in the car, see it as a threat.
[SPEAKER_04]: I think it's another bird and they poop on it.
[SPEAKER_04]: So don't make your car too shiny.
[SPEAKER_04]: Also, they say researchers say birds detect ultraviolet light and have enhanced color vision compared to humans.
[SPEAKER_04]: So darker colors stand out more and can seem like prime targets.
[SPEAKER_03]: Maybe that's dinosaurs because they were dinosaurs.
[SPEAKER_04]: That's right.
[SPEAKER_04]: They all came from that.
[SPEAKER_04]: And Mike, I have a longer list here of the car brands that get hit.
[SPEAKER_03]: Now you don't need to do it.
[SPEAKER_03]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_04]: And I also just know the 24% of Americans spend $500 annually on car washes and repairs related to bird droppings with Tesla and BMW owners showing out the most.
[SPEAKER_03]: Wow, how about that?
[SPEAKER_04]: Have you ever gone to a car wash just because of Bird Poop?
[SPEAKER_03]: Yes, yes, definitely.
[SPEAKER_03]: And it's a very rare incident, but I do park under trees.
[SPEAKER_03]: So I was immediately eliminated from that situation, but my car color, yeah, not even on the list.
[SPEAKER_03]: And not on any really in a very obscure car color.
[SPEAKER_04]: What is your car color?
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[SPEAKER_03]: We call back to the previous segment.
[SPEAKER_03]: I have something new that I have no idea whether this would be a regular.
[SPEAKER_03]: No, this would be a regular feature if this was the Bob Steal Show from 1967.
[SPEAKER_04]: Bob Steal?
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, Bob Steal.
[SPEAKER_03]: Bob Steal with our word of the day.
[SPEAKER_04]: Is this does this come before after the oldie of the day Bob and now I'm gonna turn my microphone.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, now it's time for our oldie Let's check the time It's approximately 22.
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm sorry 24 minutes after the eyes Bob's tail program
[SPEAKER_04]: Anything he was?
[SPEAKER_04]: He still had raiding his dominance up at the very end, didn't he?
[SPEAKER_03]: I did.
[SPEAKER_03]: I had great, then my mom was always enamored with Bob Steele and said, You know, he owns his own show now.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: Bob Steele, we'll have our march coming up in just a few minutes here.
[SPEAKER_04]: Now, Steele is not your real name.
[SPEAKER_04]: How did you get the name Steele?
[SPEAKER_03]: My real name was erection.
[SPEAKER_03]: All right, moving right along.
[SPEAKER_03]: What is this bit?
[SPEAKER_03]: This is simply the word of the day I popped up on my feed and I decided that I would, since I didn't know it, I decided that I would throw it out at you.
[SPEAKER_03]: I think Josh was telling me just the other day, he loves word games, right Josh?
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh yeah, I'm very good at that.
[SPEAKER_03]: There you go.
[SPEAKER_03]: Are you ready for today's word?
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm ready.
[SPEAKER_03]: And by the way,
[SPEAKER_03]: Hey, is it unfair of me to ask the comments to keep it in their pants for a little bit?
[SPEAKER_03]: Well, turn off your comments, please.
[SPEAKER_04]: Okay, but also remember the comments are on the leg.
[SPEAKER_03]: So we won't turn it off anyway.
[SPEAKER_03]: It's a good idea.
[SPEAKER_04]: Off off off off.
[SPEAKER_03]: All right.
[SPEAKER_03]: Are you ready?
[SPEAKER_04]: Yes, I am.
[SPEAKER_03]: Hi, everyone.
[SPEAKER_03]: Bob steal hi everyone.
[SPEAKER_03]: This is Bob's steal time now.
[SPEAKER_03]: How are you now Bob?
[SPEAKER_03]: 130 good for you Give it to you now 925 a.m A.m.
[SPEAKER_03]: I have news coming up And they always had that kind of like British thing news coming up out of the are I love that he would say a.m.
[SPEAKER_04]: When it's a morning show 924 a.m. Bob steal Bob steal
[SPEAKER_03]: 21-markage here, it's a school closing, he's coming up and just the weather's field, two hours late this morning, then just 30 minutes late.
[SPEAKER_04]: Who always is your show, Bob?
[SPEAKER_03]: East Catholic, goes today.
[SPEAKER_04]: Mind your puppy, Bob.
[SPEAKER_03]: Thank you.
[SPEAKER_03]: And who is your show?
[SPEAKER_04]: Who owns your show?
[SPEAKER_03]: I own my own.
[SPEAKER_03]: Had a boy.
[SPEAKER_03]: Bob still the word of the
[SPEAKER_03]: hydromancy.
[SPEAKER_03]: The word of the day is hydromancy and I can give you a spelling if you wish.
[SPEAKER_04]: I don't need a spelling.
[SPEAKER_04]: It would have something to do.
[SPEAKER_04]: Do Josh and I play together on this?
[SPEAKER_03]: You can both play along.
[SPEAKER_03]: You can support each other or you can viciously attack one another.
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, the hydro would be water.
[SPEAKER_03]: Exactly.
[SPEAKER_03]: Very good Josh.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_04]: So I'm guessing hydromancy is a pool light.
[SPEAKER_03]: That is the I correct.
[SPEAKER_03]: I thought this is that one cost you five hundred dollars.
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, no, that's very rich 571 dollars in 21 cents to be exact.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yes, Josh.
[SPEAKER_16]: Well, this is a mic game.
[SPEAKER_16]: So I'm going with death by water.
[SPEAKER_04]: No, that's a correct Since my first one was sort of a gag I think it has to do with having relations in water
[SPEAKER_03]: that's a great guess that is a good but unfortunately you are in you are incorrect and thank you for providing the buzzer tonight pleasure Josh any any other guesses on hydromancy spelled h y d r o m a n c y uh... yeah it's how those little lizards run across water
[SPEAKER_16]: That is correct.
[SPEAKER_04]: Rob, I guess.
[SPEAKER_16]: Hydromancy.
[SPEAKER_04]: So, what you at least say is, are we on target with water?
[SPEAKER_03]: You are definitely on target with water.
[SPEAKER_04]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_04]: Hydromancy is sort of like physical therapy and water, using water for resistance.
[SPEAKER_03]: No.
[SPEAKER_03]: You are incorrect.
[SPEAKER_03]: The buzzer.
[SPEAKER_03]: Sorry.
[SPEAKER_03]: You're incorrect.
[SPEAKER_03]: Now, I will tell you that the definition I believe has is also a little difficult, but let me give it to you already for this.
[SPEAKER_03]: Of course.
[SPEAKER_03]: Hydramansy.
[SPEAKER_03]: Divination by means of signs derived from the appearance of water and its movements.
[SPEAKER_03]: So like finding water using a dividing rod.
[SPEAKER_03]: No, I like a horse coat, but staring at the waves.
[SPEAKER_03]: Very, okay, you're close.
[SPEAKER_03]: Let me give you an example of hydromancy in a sentence.
[SPEAKER_03]: She was known for her ability to predict a baby's birthday with hydromancy.
[SPEAKER_03]: The deep crystal bowl was reserved for the practice of hydromancy.
[SPEAKER_03]: Now do you know what I'm talking about?
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, using water to tell the fortune.
[SPEAKER_03]: A great example of hydromancy in a movie, and there are plenty of movies that are there, would be cold mountain, cold mountain, where Logan knew our well, and you can see the future.
[SPEAKER_03]: That was done in that particular thing.
[SPEAKER_03]: Moana.
[SPEAKER_03]: Because a lot of movies have hydromancy about it.
[SPEAKER_03]: Hydro comes from the Greek for water.
[SPEAKER_03]: And Mancy refers to divination.
[SPEAKER_03]: I think I'm pronouncing that correctly or supernatural means of seeing the future.
[SPEAKER_03]: Hydromancy uses water to practice this art.
[SPEAKER_03]: But there are other forms of Mancy.
[SPEAKER_03]: Hey, Mancy, lad.
[SPEAKER_03]: Pyromancy uses fire.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, RABDOMANCE uses what?
[SPEAKER_03]: RABDOM.
[SPEAKER_03]: R-A-A-B, N-O.
[SPEAKER_03]: N-O.
[SPEAKER_04]: N-O.
[SPEAKER_03]: N-O.
[SPEAKER_04]: N-O.
[SPEAKER_03]: N-O.
[SPEAKER_04]: N-O.
[SPEAKER_03]: N-O.
[UNKNOWN]: N-O.
[SPEAKER_03]: N-O.
[UNKNOWN]: N-O
[SPEAKER_03]: one a romancy one eye romancy.
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, that's that's easy.
[SPEAKER_03]: That's toilet splatter.
[SPEAKER_03]: No, that's your dreams.
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, that's not.
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, and the E I R O M A N C One of my one romance.
[SPEAKER_04]: I don't know what it on a romance.
[SPEAKER_03]: On a romance.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, that's probably because I see.
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, any eyes.
[SPEAKER_03]: I don't want to do it.
[SPEAKER_03]: Look at him.
[SPEAKER_16]: Okay, consonant.
[SPEAKER_16]: I say everything wrong.
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, nice.
[SPEAKER_03]: on a romantic in my piece.
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, not.
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
[SPEAKER_03]: That is the word of this.
[SPEAKER_03]: That was a good one, Bob.
[SPEAKER_03]: Thank you.
[SPEAKER_03]: Well, we'll do one maybe next year.
[SPEAKER_03]: So I hope you enjoy the new year of the future.
[SPEAKER_03]: Our new yearly feature.
[SPEAKER_03]: I hope you enjoy this.
[SPEAKER_04]: I remember every October 22nd.
[SPEAKER_04]: Hey, I'm Word of the day.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: And I predict Dirk Vastrine's going to go over the railing.
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[SPEAKER_04]: This really troubles me because I can't imagine doing it.
[SPEAKER_04]: But what was the sequel to Silence of the Lambs, where they opened up his head and said.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_04]: They sliced his brain and he was called Hannibal.
[SPEAKER_04]: He was able to talk during it, right?
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[SPEAKER_04]: There is a guy who or a gal rather, forgive me, who has a Parkinson's disease.
[SPEAKER_04]: And because of that, she couldn't play the oboe anymore.
[SPEAKER_04]: She couldn't finger the oboe keys.
[SPEAKER_03]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_03]: So they're similar to the bassoon and the oboe.
[SPEAKER_03]: So this is interesting.
[SPEAKER_04]: So they gave her a local anesthetic on her skull.
[SPEAKER_04]: went into her brain and while they operated on her, gave her the Obo.
[SPEAKER_03]: Okay, hold on a second.
[SPEAKER_03]: Let me, uh, I have a little knowledge based on my consumption of the weird things online.
[SPEAKER_03]: I have watched, and I mean this multiple brain surgeries.
[SPEAKER_03]: The reason that they do them like this is because they need to have the patient conscious to explain the functions or to do motor functions like put your fingers together while they're doing the surgery.
[SPEAKER_03]: If the person is completely knocked out, they're not able to do this with brain surgery.
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[SPEAKER_03]: absolutely fascinating and the strides they make every day with these brilliant don't take funding away from them please these brilliant brilliant physicians that do this work.
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[SPEAKER_04]: So I want you to watch this a little of this of this.
[SPEAKER_03]: You could do it.
[SPEAKER_03]: Couldn't play the the before before.
[SPEAKER_04]: It might be a clarinet or an oboe.
[SPEAKER_03]: It's a little bit more elaborate than what you would get in a regular brain surgery.
[SPEAKER_04]: When she first got the anesthetic, she couldn't do it.
[SPEAKER_04]: She couldn't move her fingers well enough to play this instrument.
[SPEAKER_04]: And she's sitting there.
[SPEAKER_04]: They're working on her.
[SPEAKER_04]: She is absolutely alert.
[SPEAKER_04]: They handed her, I guess it's in Hoba.
[SPEAKER_04]: Unreal.
[SPEAKER_04]: Watch.
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah.
[UNKNOWN]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_04]: Her head is open right now.
[SPEAKER_04]: Her brain is exposed.
[SPEAKER_03]: I mean, it's just... You know, the capacity for you in her life.
[SPEAKER_16]: What's that?
[SPEAKER_16]: She's never played before in her life.
[SPEAKER_16]: It's the first time.
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[SPEAKER_04]: because I saw I watched the video and I saw a black uh... read it instrument and i thought oboe i was wrong but i can the double would have a little stick coming out of it right no oboe is read coming out with the tube well technically the difference is an oboe is a double read it instrument
[SPEAKER_04]: And Clarenet is a single-readed instrument.
[SPEAKER_03]: So I hope that's why the Clarenet has the read in the mouthpiece, exactly, to like a saxophone.
[SPEAKER_03]: The little metal thing, thank you.
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm glad we were able to establish.
[SPEAKER_04]: Mike, do you have, you don't have a glass eye?
[SPEAKER_03]: Not that I share with our listeners you know, but you know since you brought it up.
[SPEAKER_04]: No, no, I hate when you do this Oh, my it's tough today.
[SPEAKER_03]: It's been a while.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, all right.
[SPEAKER_04]: It's dry Now did you You ever get help with that from out of these Hold on Oops
[SPEAKER_03]: Out of these, can I have a glass of water, please?
[SPEAKER_16]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_16]: As a child, I went to a summer camp and at one point they had to shut the pole down because the girl lost her glass eye.
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh my god, I would imagine it'd be pretty easy to find, right?
[SPEAKER_04]: Well, actually the eye found them.
[SPEAKER_03]: Okay, well, yeah, this is a good one today.
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, sorry.
[SPEAKER_03]: So you just have to admit it.
[SPEAKER_04]: I was really troubled by this because this guy has a glass eye and what he did is he put a $2 million diamond to full carrots in his glass eye.
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, I'm all in.
[SPEAKER_03]: All in if he got the bunch.
[SPEAKER_04]: He's got to get a cleaned.
[SPEAKER_03]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_04]: So it's a two-care dog, it's a phenomenal.
[SPEAKER_03]: So it's a phenomenal.
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[SPEAKER_03]: We're going through a company we got.
[SPEAKER_01]: John, you know, the maker of the dog.
[SPEAKER_01]: Today you're going to take it out clean as you call it shit.
[SPEAKER_01]: Put it back in, put it back in, put it back in, put it back in, put it back in, put it back in, put it back in, put it back in, put it back in, put it back in, put it back in, put it back in, put it back in, put it back in, put it back in, put it back in, put it back in, put it back in, put it back in, put it back in, put it back in, put it back in, put it back in, put it back in, put it back in, put it back in, put it back in, put it back in, put it back in, put it back in, put
[SPEAKER_04]: I don't need to see that.
[SPEAKER_03]: Is that the bad eye right there?
[SPEAKER_04]: That was the bad eye, and without the glass eye.
[SPEAKER_04]: So he's going to this guy.
[SPEAKER_03]: So is it a bad, is it a glass eye, or is it a contact of some kind?
[SPEAKER_04]: No, it's a glass eye with a dark eye.
[SPEAKER_03]: I can't do that.
[SPEAKER_04]: I just, that's wild to me.
[SPEAKER_04]: So much medical stuff to that.
[SPEAKER_04]: Wow.
[SPEAKER_04]: How much was it worth?
[SPEAKER_04]: $2 million, two full carrots.
[SPEAKER_04]: That's a big rock.
[SPEAKER_03]: So the missing eyes.
[SPEAKER_03]: You know, I mean, there are other things that are going right for the guy.
[SPEAKER_04]: I suppose I didn't read once about a guy that would get had a series of glass eyes that got redder and redder that he would put in through the night that he drank.
[SPEAKER_04]: And the last one said tilt.
[SPEAKER_03]: That's it.
[SPEAKER_03]: I like it.
[SPEAKER_03]: If you're going to have that melody, right?
[SPEAKER_03]: Or you have that problem.
[SPEAKER_03]: Let us live it up.
[SPEAKER_03]: Absolutely.
[SPEAKER_03]: I agree.
[SPEAKER_04]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_04]: So kids are weird.
[SPEAKER_04]: Kids are fascinated by different things.
[SPEAKER_04]: I remember when Robert was little.
[SPEAKER_04]: He loved the wolfman for some odd reason.
[SPEAKER_04]: Just love the wolfman.
[SPEAKER_04]: This kid loves Jimmy Carter.
[SPEAKER_04]: And he wanted to have a Jimmy Carter theme to birthday party.
[SPEAKER_04]: And his mother did that.
[SPEAKER_04]: And she wrote to the Carter library.
[SPEAKER_04]: And said we're having a Jimmy Carter birthday party, and they actually hooked this kid up.
[SPEAKER_09]: Okay, do you know who this is from?
[SPEAKER_09]: No.
[SPEAKER_09]: Jimmy Carter's niece, Mandy.
[SPEAKER_04]: Also, you got another, there is another brother off camera that's just an absolute dick.
[SPEAKER_10]: You're so high.
[SPEAKER_10]: Thank you.
[SPEAKER_10]: I hope you like it.
[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah, so you could open it.
[SPEAKER_04]: So he's opening the box.
[SPEAKER_10]: Oh, wait, I didn't see the shirt.
[SPEAKER_10]: I think it's so 100.
[SPEAKER_10]: No, it's a 39.
[SPEAKER_10]: Why do you think it's a 39?
[SPEAKER_10]: Because he's so so pretty.
[SPEAKER_10]: I just do right.
[SPEAKER_10]: It's a 39 on it.
[SPEAKER_10]: You like it?
[SPEAKER_10]: Something else.
[SPEAKER_04]: Kids are kids.
[SPEAKER_04]: Aren't they?
[SPEAKER_10]: No matter what.
[SPEAKER_10]: It's like the unicorn's water bottle.
[SPEAKER_14]: The unicorn's water bottle.
[SPEAKER_10]: And oh yeah.
[SPEAKER_10]: Look at the Jimmy Crown Water bottle.
[SPEAKER_10]: Just put out.
[SPEAKER_10]: It's always funny.
[SPEAKER_10]: It's like it's a Jimmy Carter cup.
[SPEAKER_10]: What do you say?
[SPEAKER_10]: Thank you.
[SPEAKER_03]: That's good.
[SPEAKER_03]: I love it.
[SPEAKER_03]: I love it little smart kid.
[SPEAKER_03]: That's cool.
[SPEAKER_04]: And here's to the Jimmy Carter Library for looking the kid up.
[SPEAKER_04]: That's nice.
[SPEAKER_03]: That's very, very nice.
[SPEAKER_03]: And he was nice.
[SPEAKER_03]: So that's good.
[SPEAKER_03]: I like that a lot.
[SPEAKER_04]: Let's close with this.
[SPEAKER_04]: A guy said he just found this on his phone from years ago, but he wanted to post it now.
[SPEAKER_04]: It was on social media yesterday.
[SPEAKER_04]: It's his impression of every made of honor speech at every wedding he's ever been to, okay?
[SPEAKER_03]: And this is because I have no idea.
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm so removed from it.
[SPEAKER_03]: I have no idea what it'll be.
[SPEAKER_04]: This is so dead on.
[SPEAKER_13]: If you don't know me, I'm Sarah.
[SPEAKER_13]: Caitlin BFFs since forever.
[SPEAKER_13]: Anyways, I'll try to keep this short.
[SPEAKER_13]: Webster's dictionary defines love as
[SPEAKER_13]: Oh god, I promise myself that I wouldn't cry.
[SPEAKER_13]: But Caitlyn and I have been through so much together, spending the summers playing with Barbies at my dad's beach mansion, to fighting over Dylan and Blake during middle school.
[SPEAKER_13]: We have literally been through thick and sick, happy and sad, serious and funny.
[SPEAKER_13]: I'll never forget the time of brunch, where you said you were gonna get one picture of the most of it, but you ended up getting two.
[SPEAKER_13]: Caitlyn will never forget that.
[SPEAKER_13]: Anyways, when Caitlyn first met Derek, I'm not gonna lie.
[SPEAKER_13]: I was little jealous because I didn't want him to take away my best friend But then I ended up loving you, Derek So I just want him and with a Chinese proverb that goes Leave the laugh you love.
[SPEAKER_13]: They'll never laugh the laugh you live
[SPEAKER_04]: And that's the name of that tune right there rocks down totally rocks and I have to take this moment to thank my buddy Brad for not doing a speech like that at my wedding.
[SPEAKER_03]: Absolutely.
[SPEAKER_03]: He was awesome.
[SPEAKER_03]: I still remember it.
[SPEAKER_03]: You're right.
[SPEAKER_03]: The only guy who thinks gravy is a beverage.
[SPEAKER_03]: I still love it.
[SPEAKER_03]: I love you for a billion years ago.
[SPEAKER_03]: So good.
[SPEAKER_03]: Tomorrow, a Joshua Rooker will be back in the friendly compounds of St. Augustine, Florida.
[SPEAKER_03]: Did you get everything done that you need to do?
[SPEAKER_03]: Did you get done?
[SPEAKER_16]: All right.
[SPEAKER_03]: Okay, we'll see you tomorrow for Rob's P-Wack and Josh Soroku, Mike O'Marrow saying so long, everybody.
[SPEAKER_00]: Bye folks.
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[SPEAKER_12]: Michael Mara, radio entertainment.
[SPEAKER_12]: We don't make mistakes.
[SPEAKER_12]: We have happy accidents.
[SPEAKER_08]: We've got to remember that these are just simple farmers.
[SPEAKER_08]: These are people of the land.
[UNKNOWN]: You know, more.