Albie and Chris talk about the Joe Giudice situation, they share some production secrets (like when are confessionals filmed), they answer a mailbag question about their Millionaire Matchmaker experience, and another about Albie's shirtless photos and abs.

Plus, have they been asked to come back? Would Chris trade anything for his experience on the show? And more!

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Plus:

-Does Albie hate blondes?

-Chris inadvertently invents political debates

-We answer a Dear Abby question about concert ticket etiquette

-And we tease a Housewives episode coming up!

In this episode:

-We do the "email and subscribe" plug with much more fervor and passion thanks to some coaching from mom.

-Caroline stops the show to point out how comfortable she is on Chris' couch.

-Chris, Albie, and Caroline talk about growing up with learning disabilities. 

-We answer a listener email about disinviting family to a wedding.

-Albie reveals just how small he wants his wedding to be.

-We try to help "Meghan" figure out what to do about a torrid affair between married people and how to move on from it.

-Can you use "carrot" creatively in a review?

...and more!

-Does Albie believe in aliens?

-What color is lemon line Gatorade?

-WHo shaves where and what?

-Did Albie and Chris ever eat off someone else's half-finished plate at the Brownstone?

-Albie claims a robin is his favorite bird and Chris doesn't believe he's ever seen one

-Alex has a peacock obsession...but why?

-A bunch of Housewives questions

-The time Albie and Chris were attacked by monkeys at Six Flags

-What are the best movies to have sex to?

Albie and Chris are re-joined by Alex Lafata (@alex.lafata) and former New York Giant Markus Kuhn. In this episode:

-How much sex is too much?

-Should a husband set a minimum of lovemaking sessions each year?

-"Poke and a snore"

-Husbands blocking all the hot water when showering together

-Albie doesn't know what "Falcon Crest" is

-Couples baths vs. couples showers

-Do women pee on public toilet seats?

-Being duped into thinking a formal high society affair is a costume party

-Albie addresses getting thrown out of law school while on TV

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-Moms who don't want their teenage sons dating loose women

-The birds and the bees – and seeing penises in showers

-What does Albie think of dating apps? And why didn't he use one when he was on TV?

-A throwback question involving modems, computer bulletin boards, and a cheating wife

-Shaving armpit and leg hair

-Why is there resistance to women going topless?

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-Albie and Chris uncomfortably talk about birth control with mom in the room

-Albie and Chris uncomfortably talk about sleeping in the nude with mom in the room

-Albie and Chris REALLY uncomfortably talk about preparing breakfast in the nude with mom in the room

-"Naked breakfast is not what makes marriages last"

-Albie and Chris hear some unsettling details about their father

-How much should you fart in front of your significant other?

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-Should your neighbors say something if your spouse is cheating on you?

-If you're 30, is dating an 18-year-old too young?

-Lillian shares a crazy story about her high school boyfriend dumping her for his 32-year-old grocery store boss

-You're tired from working all day -- are you a jerk if you don't want to make sweet love?

-The origins of oral sex

-Albie and Chis are asked to rank the top three hottest current Real Housewives

-How fake is reality TV?

-Did Albie and Chris like their Housewives experience?

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-Walter Cronkite's trolls

-Striking department store customers with corsets

-How does Alex deal with creepy bar patrons?

-Who should the guys cosplay as?

-Which way should toilet paper hang – over or under?  

-The weird thing The Real Housewives producers use condoms for

-Do real men sleep on the bed side closer to the door?

-Is biting during sex weird?

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