Mark Wahlberg partners with Tech Ladies, learns to type...(sort of) “It’s great to have such a strong male figure representing femininity!” said a spokeswoman for Tech… 2 mins agoTommy Corn
Django Unchained 39 mins agoQuentin Tarantula Bars lose 20 percent of their alcohol to overpours and “free” drinks for friends. That amounts to $50 billion per year in booze that mysteriously disappears, making life tough for every...
JS gets a C++ on quiz 1 hour agoBrian Heater JavaScript took a step back today when trying to become a compiled language, and only got a C++. It had most of it’s trouble trying to efficiently access hardware…
extra-crunch-e Extra Overflow Node develops nodules, goes to a specialist 1 hour agoGreg Epstein Node.js has been avoiding it’s front-end for years, but can no longer do so. While running on V8 (juice), node has found nodules in its modules and was rushed to a specialist…
jQuery arrested for appendingChild to a body 1 hour agoGreg Kumsquick jQuery was caught in a compromising position today when caught with an underage <body>. It was in the middle of appendingChild to another parent tag…
Coding bootcamps partner with military for more authentic experience 2 hours agoColin Powell Coding bootcamp students may get more than they bargained for now that the bootcamps have joined the military. Not only will students learn their stacks, they'll get stacked over the four months...
Bill Gates Jumps Over Chair, Net Worth Increases 1.8 Billion 2 hours agoNatasha Lomas Bill Gates may be 63 years old, but he can still jump chairs just as efficiently as he did in his mid-40s, but for a lot more money. If only Microsoft kept as relevant as Bill Gates jumping over chairs...
Python bites developer 2 hours agoJake Bright This weekend, a developer was working hard to do what he does best. Win against Python. This particular battle ended in him being bitten by the Python during a valiant effort to tame the beast...
Netflix Stops Chilling, Starts Making Money 3 hours agoZack Whittaker Netflix has finally stopped binge watching it's own shows and has begun focusing on their bottom line. Unsurprisingly, they've actually made money for the first time since it's inception...
Apple Releases Same MacBook, Charges $1K More 3 hours agoSteve Jobless Apple has officially released it's new line of Macbooks, and they are exactly the same as last years. Exactly. The. Same. But as usual, the new computers are getting a price hike...
Uber Launches New Feature, "Drive Yourself Somewhere" 3 hours agoTravis Kalanick Uber decided to save money with the new “Drive Yourself” plan. No need to wait on a ride when yours is right around the corner! It doesn’t cost much more to drive for them either...
Amazon Turns Off A/C In Warehouse, Saves On Shipping Costs 3 hours agoJeff Besos With competition being tighter than ever, Amazon has been turning to some more unconventional meathods to save on shipping cost. They are turning off AC is all warehouses to save $.03 per package shipped...
