| Team Name | Round | Pick | Overall | Player Name | Position | NFL Team |
| bottomlesspitts | 1 | 1 | 1 | Breece Hall | RB | NYJ |
| Ray Finkle™ | 1 | 2 | 2 | Garrett Wilson | WR | NYJ |
| May 5, 2022 | 1 | 3 | 3 | Kenneth Walker | RB | SEA |
| Trial by Calm Bath | 1 | 4 | 4 | Drake London | WR | ATL |
| Fairways & Greens 250 * | 1 | 5 | 5 | Treylon Burks | WR | TEN |
| Benjamin Franklin | 1 | 6 | 6 | Skyy Moore | WR | KC |
| Fantasy Factory | 1 | 7 | 7 | Jameson Williams | WR | DET |
| Royal Hounds | 1 | 8 | 8 | Chris Olave | WR | NO |
| Maude's Vaginal Art | 1 | 9 | 9 | James Cook | RB | BUF |
| TheProphet | 1 | 10 | 10 | Christian Watson | WR | GB |
| Benjamin Franklin | 1 | 11 | 11 | George Pickens | WR | PIT |
| Ray Finkle™ | 1 | 12 | 12 | Rachaad White | RB | TB |
| May 5, 2022 | 2 | 1 | 13 | Alec Pierce | WR | IND |
| Royal Hounds | 2 | 2 | 14 | Albert Okwuegbunam | TE | DEN |
| May 5, 2022 | 2 | 3 | 15 | Trey McBride | TE | ARI |
| Royal Hounds | 2 | 4 | 16 | Jahan Dotson | WR | WAS |
| Fairways & Greens 250 * | 2 | 5 | 17 | Dameon Pierce | RB | HOU |
| Maude's Vaginal Art | 2 | 6 | 18 | Zamir White | RB | LV |
| Royal Hounds | 2 | 7 | 19 | Isaiah Spiller | RB | LAC |
| Night Owls F11 | 2 | 8 | 20 | Brian Robinson | RB | WAS |
| Royal Hounds | 2 | 9 | 21 | David Bell | WR | CLE |
| Fairways & Greens 250 * | 2 | 10 | 22 | Tyler Allgeier | RB | ATL |
| Royal Hounds | 2 | 11 | 23 | Khalil Herbert | RB | CHI |
| Fairways & Greens 250 * | 2 | 12 | 24 | Wan'Dale Robinson | WR | NYG |
| Maude's Vaginal Art | 3 | 1 | 25 | John Metchie | WR | HOU |
| Fantasy Factory | 3 | 2 | 26 | Allen Lazard | WR | GB |
| Benjamin Franklin | 3 | 3 | 27 | Russell Gage | WR | TB |
| Maude's Vaginal Art | 3 | 4 | 28 | Tyquan Thornton | WR | NE |
| Fairways & Greens 250 * | 3 | 5 | 29 | Jalen Tolbert | WR | DAL |
| Maude's Vaginal Art | 3 | 6 | 30 | Austin Hooper | TE | TEN |
| Maude's Vaginal Art | 3 | 7 | 31 | Robert Tonyan | TE | GB |
| Night Owls F11 | 3 | 8 | 32 | Tom Brady | QB | TB |
| Maude's Vaginal Art | 3 | 9 | 33 | Mac Jones | QB | NE |
| Fairways & Greens 250 * | 3 | 10 | 34 | Eno Benjamin | RB | ARI |
| Royal Hounds | 3 | 11 | 35 | Tyrion Davis-Price | RB | SF |
| Fantasy Factory | 3 | 12 | 36 | Marlon Mack | RB | HOU |
| May 5, 2022 | 4 | 1 | 37 | Nyheim Hines | RB | IND |
| Fairways & Greens 250 * | 4 | 2 | 38 | Hassan Haskins | RB | TEN |
| bottomlesspitts | 4 | 3 | 39 | Keaontay Ingram | RB | ARI |
| Benjamin Franklin | 4 | 4 | 40 | Justyn Ross | WR | KC |
| bottomlesspitts | 4 | 5 | 41 | Kyren Williams | RB | LAR |
| Royal Hounds | 4 | 6 | 42 | Jerome Ford | RB | CLE |
| Maude's Vaginal Art | 4 | 7 | 43 | Pierre Strong | RB | NE |
| Night Owls F11 | 4 | 8 | 44 | Tua Tagovailoa | QB | MIA |
| Fairways & Greens 250 * | 4 | 9 | 45 | Isaih Pacheco | RB | KC |
| Fairways & Greens 250 * | 4 | 10 | 46 | Brevin Jordan | TE | HOU |
| Benjamin Franklin | 4 | 11 | 47 | Snoop Conner | RB | JAC |
| May 5, 2022 | 4 | 12 | 48 | Robby Anderson | WR | CAR |
| Ray Finkle™ | 5 | 1 | 49 | Jalen Wydermyer | TE | FA |
| Maude's Vaginal Art | 5 | 2 | 50 | Kevin Harris | RB | NE |
| May 5, 2022 | 5 | 3 | 51 | Gus Edwards | RB | BAL |
| Trial by Calm Bath | 5 | 4 | 52 | Romeo Doubs | WR | GB |
| Trial by Calm Bath | 5 | 5 | 53 | Sony Michel | RB | MIA |
| Royal Hounds | 5 | 6 | 54 | Khalil Shakir | WR | BUF |
| $ TEAM $ | 5 | 7 | 55 | J.D. McKissic | RB | WAS |
| Night Owls F11 | 5 | 8 | 56 | Kenny Pickett | QB | PIT |
| bottomlesspitts | 5 | 9 | 57 | Younghoe Koo | PK | ATL |
| Benjamin Franklin | 5 | 10 | 58 | Kirk Cousins | QB | MIN |
| Fantasy Factory | 5 | 11 | 59 | Velus Jones | WR | CHI |
| Royal Hounds | 5 | 12 | 60 | BAL Team Defense | DF | BAL |
| Ray Finkle™ | 6 | 1 | 61 | Kendrick Bourne | WR | NE |
| Maude's Vaginal Art | 6 | 2 | 62 | Kennedy Brooks | RB | PHI |
| May 5, 2022 | 6 | 3 | 63 | Jonnu Smith | TE | NE |
| Trial by Calm Bath | 6 | 4 | 64 | Jelani Woods | TE | IND |
| Maude's Vaginal Art | 6 | 5 | 65 | Parris Campbell | WR | IND |
| Benjamin Franklin | 6 | 6 | 66 | Malik Willis | QB | TEN |
| $ TEAM $ | 6 | 7 | 67 | Tim Patrick | WR | DEN |
| Night Owls F11 | 6 | 8 | 68 | Greg Dulcich | TE | DEN |
| bottomlesspitts | 6 | 9 | 69 | Tyler Badie | RB | BAL |
| Trial by Calm Bath | 6 | 10 | 70 | Abram Smith | RB | NO |
| Fantasy Factory | 6 | 11 | 71 | C.J. Uzomah | TE | NYJ |
| Ray Finkle™ | 6 | 12 | 72 | Calvin Austin | WR | PIT |
| Ray Finkle™ | 7 | 1 | 73 | IND Team Defense | DF | IND |
| Maude's Vaginal Art | 7 | 2 | 74 | Jameis Winston | QB | NO |
| May 5, 2022 | 7 | 3 | 75 | Sammy Watkins | WR | GB |
| Benjamin Franklin | 7 | 4 | 76 | Mo Alie-Cox | TE | IND |
| Trial by Calm Bath | 7 | 5 | 77 | Desmond Ridder | QB | ATL |
| Royal Hounds | 7 | 6 | 78 | Donald Parham | TE | LAC |
| $ TEAM $ | 7 | 7 | 79 | Damien Williams | RB | ATL |
| Night Owls F11 | 7 | 8 | 80 | Matt Corral | QB | CAR |
| bottomlesspitts | 7 | 9 | 81 | Ty Chandler | RB | MIN |
| Fairways & Greens 250 * | 7 | 10 | 82 | KJ Hamler | WR | DEN |
| Fantasy Factory | 7 | 11 | 83 | Matt Ryan | QB | IND |
| Fairways & Greens 250 * | 7 | 12 | 84 | WAS Team Defense | DF | WAS |
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