| Team Name | Round | Pick | Overall | Player Name | Position | NFL Team |
| Terror’s Tribe 77-3 | 1 | 1 | 1 | Breece Hall | RB | NYJ |
| Playing for 2023 | 1 | 2 | 2 | Kenneth Walker | RB | SEA |
| Rosterbation Desecration | 1 | 3 | 3 | Drake London | WR | ATL |
| Playing for 2023 | 1 | 4 | 4 | Treylon Burks | WR | TEN |
| My Ball Zach Ertz | 1 | 5 | 5 | Isaiah Spiller | RB | LAC |
| 77BigBubbas D#322 | 1 | 6 | 6 | Skyy Moore | WR | KC |
| Blackbird | 1 | 7 | 7 | James Cook | RB | BUF |
| Rosterbation Desecration | 1 | 8 | 8 | Jameson Williams | WR | DET |
| Dead Parrots 322 | 1 | 9 | 9 | Chris Olave | WR | NO |
| My Ball Zach Ertz | 1 | 10 | 10 | Rashod Bateman | WR | BAL |
| 77BigBubbas D#322 | 1 | 11 | 11 | Garrett Wilson | WR | NYJ |
| 77BigBubbas D#322 | 1 | 12 | 12 | Christian Watson | WR | GB |
| Hell's Grannies | 2 | 1 | 13 | George Pickens | WR | PIT |
| Dead Parrots 322 | 2 | 2 | 14 | Dameon Pierce | RB | HOU |
| Italian Stallions | 2 | 3 | 15 | Rachaad White | RB | TB |
| James | 2 | 4 | 16 | Jahan Dotson | WR | WAS |
| Hell's Grannies | 2 | 5 | 17 | John Metchie | WR | HOU |
| 77BigBubbas D#322 | 2 | 6 | 18 | Mecole Hardman | WR | KC |
| Blackbird | 2 | 7 | 19 | Kenneth Gainwell | RB | PHI |
| Rosterbation Desecration | 2 | 8 | 20 | Darrell Henderson | RB | LAR |
| Rosterbation Desecration | 2 | 9 | 21 | Zamir White | RB | LV |
| Dead Parrots 322 | 2 | 10 | 22 | Trey McBride | TE | ARI |
| Dead Parrots 322 | 2 | 11 | 23 | Brian Robinson | RB | WAS |
| dysfunctional management | 2 | 12 | 24 | Robert Tonyan | TE | GB |
| Terror’s Tribe 77-3 | 3 | 1 | 25 | David Bell | WR | CLE |
| Terror’s Tribe 77-3 | 3 | 2 | 26 | Alec Pierce | WR | IND |
| Rosterbation Desecration | 3 | 3 | 27 | Tyler Allgeier | RB | ATL |
| James | 3 | 4 | 28 | Albert Okwuegbunam | TE | DEN |
| My Ball Zach Ertz | 3 | 5 | 29 | Kyren Williams | RB | LAR |
| 77BigBubbas D#322 | 3 | 6 | 30 | Tyrion Davis-Price | RB | SF |
| Blackbird | 3 | 7 | 31 | Jerome Ford | RB | CLE |
| Rosterbation Desecration | 3 | 8 | 32 | Wan'Dale Robinson | WR | NYG |
| Hell's Grannies | 3 | 9 | 33 | Pierre Strong | RB | NE |
| dysfunctional management | 3 | 10 | 34 | David Njoku | TE | CLE |
| 77BigBubbas D#322 | 3 | 11 | 35 | Keaontay Ingram | RB | ARI |
| dysfunctional management | 3 | 12 | 36 | Kenny Pickett | QB | PIT |
| Terror’s Tribe 77-3 | 4 | 1 | 37 | Greg Dulcich | TE | DEN |
| Hell's Grannies | 4 | 2 | 38 | Romeo Doubs | WR | GB |
| Italian Stallions | 4 | 3 | 39 | Brevin Jordan | TE | HOU |
| James | 4 | 4 | 40 | Kevin Harris | RB | NE |
| My Ball Zach Ertz | 4 | 5 | 41 | Jameis Winston | QB | NO |
| 77BigBubbas D#322 | 4 | 6 | 42 | Marquez Valdes-Scantling | WR | KC |
| Blackbird | 4 | 7 | 43 | Joshua Palmer | WR | LAC |
| Italian Stallions | 4 | 8 | 44 | Donovan Peoples-Jones | WR | CLE |
| Hell's Grannies | 4 | 9 | 45 | Justyn Ross | WR | KC |
| Dead Parrots 322 | 4 | 10 | 46 | Matt Corral | QB | CAR |
| The Old Guys | 4 | 11 | 47 | Malik Willis | QB | TEN |
| dysfunctional management | 4 | 12 | 48 | Khalil Shakir | WR | BUF |
| Terror’s Tribe 77-3 | 5 | 1 | 49 | Hayden Hurst | TE | CIN |
| Playing for 2023 | 5 | 2 | 50 | Jalen Tolbert | WR | DAL |
| Italian Stallions | 5 | 3 | 51 | Tim Patrick | WR | DEN |
| James | 5 | 4 | 52 | Hassan Haskins | RB | TEN |
| My Ball Zach Ertz | 5 | 5 | 53 | Desmond Ridder | QB | ATL |
| 77BigBubbas D#322 | 5 | 6 | 54 | Mo Alie-Cox | TE | IND |
| Blackbird | 5 | 7 | 55 | Jelani Woods | TE | IND |
| Italian Stallions | 5 | 8 | 56 | Kendrick Bourne | WR | NE |
| dysfunctional management | 5 | 9 | 57 | Jamaal Williams | RB | DET |
| Dead Parrots 322 | 5 | 10 | 58 | Adam Trautman | TE | NO |
| The Old Guys | 5 | 11 | 59 | Corey Davis | WR | NYJ |
| dysfunctional management | 5 | 12 | 60 | Myles Gaskin | RB | MIA |
| Terror’s Tribe 77-3 | 6 | 1 | 61 | Sammy Watkins | WR | GB |
| Playing for 2023 | 6 | 2 | 62 | Isaih Pacheco | RB | KC |
| Italian Stallions | 6 | 3 | 63 | Taysom Hill | TE | NO |
| James | 6 | 4 | 64 | Tyquan Thornton | WR | NE |
| The Old Guys | 6 | 5 | 65 | Jamison Crowder | WR | BUF |
| 77BigBubbas D#322 | 6 | 6 | 66 | Damien Williams | RB | ATL |
| Blackbird | 6 | 7 | 67 | Tyler Badie | RB | BAL |
| Rosterbation Desecration | 6 | 8 | 68 | Harrison Butker | PK | KC |
| Hell's Grannies | 6 | 9 | 69 | Cole Turner | TE | WAS |
| Dead Parrots 322 | 6 | 10 | 70 | James Washington | WR | DAL |
| The Old Guys | 6 | 11 | 71 | Matt Ryan | QB | IND |
| dysfunctional management | 6 | 12 | 72 | Amari Rodgers | WR | GB |
| Terror’s Tribe 77-3 | 7 | 1 | 73 | Calvin Austin | WR | PIT |
| The Old Guys | 7 | 2 | 74 | KJ Hamler | WR | DEN |
| Italian Stallions | 7 | 3 | 75 | BAL Team Defense | DF | BAL |
| James | 7 | 4 | 76 | Tylan Wallace | WR | BAL |
| My Ball Zach Ertz | 7 | 5 | 77 | PHI Team Defense | DF | PHI |
| 77BigBubbas D#322 | 7 | 6 | 78 | William Fuller | WR | FA |
| Blackbird | 7 | 7 | 79 | PIT Team Defense | DF | PIT |
| Rosterbation Desecration | 7 | 8 | 80 | Charlie Kolar | TE | BAL |
| Hell's Grannies | 7 | 9 | 81 | Snoop Conner | RB | JAC |
| Dead Parrots 322 | 7 | 10 | 82 | NO Team Defense | DF | NO |
| The Old Guys | 7 | 11 | 83 | D'Ernest Johnson | RB | CLE |
| dysfunctional management | 7 | 12 | 84 | IND Team Defense | DF | IND |
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