| Team Name | Round | Pick | Overall | Player Name | Position | NFL Team |
| Dick Butkus | 1 | 1 | 1 | Breece Hall | RB | NYJ |
| Conceptual Model | 1 | 2 | 2 | Kenneth Walker | RB | SEA |
| The Ertz Locker | 1 | 3 | 3 | Drake London | WR | ATL |
| Dick Butkus | 1 | 4 | 4 | Treylon Burks | WR | TEN |
| Deshauns Legal Team | 1 | 5 | 5 | Garrett Wilson | WR | NYJ |
| Deshauns Legal Team | 1 | 6 | 6 | Kenny Pickett | QB | PIT |
| Ronkowski | 1 | 7 | 7 | Jameson Williams | WR | DET |
| The Ertz Locker | 1 | 8 | 8 | Chris Olave | WR | NO |
| Vipers | 1 | 9 | 9 | Skyy Moore | WR | KC |
| CAPEX REDUCTION | 1 | 10 | 10 | George Pickens | WR | PIT |
| Owls | 1 | 11 | 11 | Christian Watson | WR | GB |
| The Ertz Locker | 1 | 12 | 12 | James Cook | RB | BUF |
| Senor Coyote | 2 | 1 | 13 | Jahan Dotson | WR | WAS |
| Conceptual Model | 2 | 2 | 14 | Rachaad White | RB | TB |
| Dick Butkus | 2 | 3 | 15 | Malik Willis | QB | TEN |
| The Ertz Locker | 2 | 4 | 16 | Isaiah Spiller | RB | LAC |
| Steamin' Willie Beamen | 2 | 5 | 17 | Dameon Pierce | RB | HOU |
| Conceptual Model | 2 | 6 | 18 | Zamir White | RB | LV |
| Steamin' Willie Beamen | 2 | 7 | 19 | David Bell | WR | CLE |
| Senor Coyote | 2 | 8 | 20 | Trey McBride | TE | ARI |
| Vipers | 2 | 9 | 21 | David Njoku | TE | CLE |
| CAPEX REDUCTION | 2 | 10 | 22 | Matt Corral | QB | CAR |
| CAPEX REDUCTION | 2 | 11 | 23 | John Metchie | WR | HOU |
| The Ertz Locker | 2 | 12 | 24 | Brian Robinson | RB | WAS |
| Turbo #207 | 3 | 1 | 25 | Tyler Allgeier | RB | ATL |
| Conceptual Model | 3 | 2 | 26 | Alec Pierce | WR | IND |
| Conceptual Model | 3 | 3 | 27 | Desmond Ridder | QB | ATL |
| CAPEX REDUCTION | 3 | 4 | 28 | Justyn Ross | WR | KC |
| Steamin' Willie Beamen | 3 | 5 | 29 | Tyrion Davis-Price | RB | SF |
| Turbo #207 | 3 | 6 | 30 | Robert Woods | WR | TEN |
| Steamin' Willie Beamen | 3 | 7 | 31 | Jalen Tolbert | WR | DAL |
| Senor Coyote | 3 | 8 | 32 | Wan'Dale Robinson | WR | NYG |
| Needs More Cowbell | 3 | 9 | 33 | Mitchell Trubisky | QB | PIT |
| Needs More Cowbell | 3 | 10 | 34 | Robert Tonyan | TE | GB |
| Needs More Cowbell | 3 | 11 | 35 | Drew Lock | QB | SEA |
| CAPEX REDUCTION | 3 | 12 | 36 | Allen Lazard | WR | GB |
| Turbo #207 | 4 | 1 | 37 | Marlon Mack | RB | HOU |
| Conceptual Model | 4 | 2 | 38 | Kenny Golladay | WR | NYG |
| Needs More Cowbell | 4 | 3 | 39 | Russell Gage | WR | TB |
| Turbo #207 | 4 | 4 | 40 | Sam Howell | QB | WAS |
| Ronkowski | 4 | 5 | 41 | Kyren Williams | RB | LAR |
| Senor Coyote | 4 | 6 | 42 | Logan Thomas | TE | WAS |
| Steamin' Willie Beamen | 4 | 7 | 43 | Keaontay Ingram | RB | ARI |
| Senor Coyote | 4 | 8 | 44 | IND Team Defense | DF | IND |
| Vipers | 4 | 9 | 45 | Calvin Austin | WR | PIT |
| Needs More Cowbell | 4 | 10 | 46 | Damien Williams | RB | ATL |
| Owls | 4 | 11 | 47 | Gerald Everett | TE | LAC |
| Senor Coyote | 4 | 12 | 48 | Evan Engram | TE | JAC |
| Steamin' Willie Beamen | 5 | 1 | 49 | Khalil Shakir | WR | BUF |
| Conceptual Model | 5 | 2 | 50 | Greg Dulcich | TE | DEN |
| The Ertz Locker | 5 | 3 | 51 | Marquez Valdes-Scantling | WR | KC |
| Turbo #207 | 5 | 4 | 52 | K.J. Osborn | WR | MIN |
| Ronkowski | 5 | 5 | 53 | Jelani Woods | TE | IND |
| Deshauns Legal Team | 5 | 6 | 54 | Adam Trautman | TE | NO |
| Steamin' Willie Beamen | 5 | 7 | 55 | Hassan Haskins | RB | TEN |
| Senor Coyote | 5 | 8 | 56 | Isaih Pacheco | RB | KC |
| Vipers | 5 | 9 | 57 | Sammy Watkins | WR | GB |
| The Ertz Locker | 5 | 10 | 58 | Odell Beckham | WR | FA |
| Owls | 5 | 11 | 59 | Donovan Peoples-Jones | WR | CLE |
| Owls | 5 | 12 | 60 | Joshua Palmer | WR | LAC |
| Dick Butkus | 6 | 1 | 61 | Pierre Strong | RB | NE |
| Conceptual Model | 6 | 2 | 62 | J.D. McKissic | RB | WAS |
| The Ertz Locker | 6 | 3 | 63 | Trey Sermon | RB | SF |
| Turbo #207 | 6 | 4 | 64 | Romeo Doubs | WR | GB |
| Ronkowski | 6 | 5 | 65 | Tyquan Thornton | WR | NE |
| Deshauns Legal Team | 6 | 6 | 66 | LAC Team Defense | DF | LAC |
| Steamin' Willie Beamen | 6 | 7 | 67 | Danny Gray | WR | SF |
| Senor Coyote | 6 | 8 | 68 | William Fuller | WR | FA |
| Vipers | 6 | 9 | 69 | Evan McPherson | PK | CIN |
| Owls | 6 | 10 | 70 | Hayden Hurst | TE | CIN |
| Needs More Cowbell | 6 | 11 | 71 | Tim Patrick | WR | DEN |
| CAPEX REDUCTION | 6 | 12 | 72 | Jerome Ford | RB | CLE |
| Dick Butkus | 7 | 1 | 73 | Tyler Badie | RB | BAL |
| Conceptual Model | 7 | 2 | 74 | Eno Benjamin | RB | ARI |
| Owls | 7 | 3 | 75 | Velus Jones | WR | CHI |
| Turbo #207 | 7 | 4 | 76 | Jamaal Williams | RB | DET |
| Ronkowski | 7 | 5 | 77 | Carson Strong | QB | PHI |
| Deshauns Legal Team | 7 | 6 | 78 | Mark Ingram | RB | NO |
| Steamin' Willie Beamen | 7 | 7 | 79 | Amari Rodgers | WR | GB |
| Senor Coyote | 7 | 8 | 80 | Curtis Samuel | WR | WAS |
| Vipers | 7 | 9 | 81 | Jacoby Brissett | QB | CLE |
| Owls | 7 | 10 | 82 | Ty Chandler | RB | MIN |
| Needs More Cowbell | 7 | 11 | 83 | Jamison Crowder | WR | BUF |
| CAPEX REDUCTION | 7 | 12 | 84 | Charlie Kolar | TE | BAL |
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