| Team Name | Round | Pick | Overall | Player Name | Position | NFL Team |
| cee bee 8/16 | 1 | 1 | 1 | Christian McCaffrey | RB | CAR |
| Finkle is Einhorn! BB | 1 | 2 | 2 | Jonathan Taylor | RB | IND |
| Buckeyes | 1 | 3 | 3 | Cooper Kupp | WR | LAR |
| Slappin Banjos | 1 | 4 | 4 | Justin Jefferson | WR | MIN |
| Big Pol Pot | 1 | 5 | 5 | Ja'Marr Chase | WR | CIN |
| Lil Kim Jong | 1 | 6 | 6 | Austin Ekeler | RB | LAC |
| a huge mistake | 1 | 7 | 7 | Travis Kelce | TE | KC |
| Democrats are evil | 1 | 8 | 8 | Najee Harris | RB | PIT |
| Newts 35 - 110 | 1 | 9 | 9 | Mark Andrews | TE | BAL |
| A Team Has No Name | 1 | 10 | 10 | Dalvin Cook | RB | MIN |
| Believe | 1 | 11 | 11 | Stefon Diggs | WR | BUF |
| BBSLAug16/2hrSlow | 1 | 12 | 12 | Derrick Henry | RB | TEN |
| BBSLAug16/2hrSlow | 2 | 1 | 13 | CeeDee Lamb | WR | DAL |
| Believe | 2 | 2 | 14 | D'Andre Swift | RB | DET |
| A Team Has No Name | 2 | 3 | 15 | Joe Mixon | RB | CIN |
| Newts 35 - 110 | 2 | 4 | 16 | Kyle Pitts | TE | ATL |
| Democrats are evil | 2 | 5 | 17 | Davante Adams | WR | LV |
| a huge mistake | 2 | 6 | 18 | Alvin Kamara | RB | NO |
| Lil Kim Jong | 2 | 7 | 19 | Aaron Jones | RB | GB |
| Big Pol Pot | 2 | 8 | 20 | Saquon Barkley | RB | NYG |
| Slappin Banjos | 2 | 9 | 21 | Javonte Williams | RB | DEN |
| Buckeyes | 2 | 10 | 22 | Leonard Fournette | RB | TB |
| Finkle is Einhorn! BB | 2 | 11 | 23 | Deebo Samuel | WR | SF |
| cee bee 8/16 | 2 | 12 | 24 | Mike Evans | WR | TB |
| cee bee 8/16 | 3 | 1 | 25 | Tyreek Hill | WR | MIA |
| Finkle is Einhorn! BB | 3 | 2 | 26 | Darren Waller | TE | LV |
| Buckeyes | 3 | 3 | 27 | Nick Chubb | RB | CLE |
| Slappin Banjos | 3 | 4 | 28 | A.J. Brown | WR | PHI |
| Big Pol Pot | 3 | 5 | 29 | Travis Etienne | RB | JAC |
| Lil Kim Jong | 3 | 6 | 30 | Michael Pittman | WR | IND |
| a huge mistake | 3 | 7 | 31 | Tee Higgins | WR | CIN |
| Democrats are evil | 3 | 8 | 32 | James Conner | RB | ARI |
| Newts 35 - 110 | 3 | 9 | 33 | Keenan Allen | WR | LAC |
| A Team Has No Name | 3 | 10 | 34 | DJ Moore | WR | CAR |
| Believe | 3 | 11 | 35 | Josh Allen | QB | BUF |
| BBSLAug16/2hrSlow | 3 | 12 | 36 | Justin Herbert | QB | LAC |
| BBSLAug16/2hrSlow | 4 | 1 | 37 | Mike Williams | WR | LAC |
| Believe | 4 | 2 | 38 | George Kittle | TE | SF |
| A Team Has No Name | 4 | 3 | 39 | Jaylen Waddle | WR | MIA |
| Newts 35 - 110 | 4 | 4 | 40 | Courtland Sutton | WR | DEN |
| Democrats are evil | 4 | 5 | 41 | Cam Akers | RB | LAR |
| a huge mistake | 4 | 6 | 42 | Ezekiel Elliott | RB | DAL |
| Lil Kim Jong | 4 | 7 | 43 | Diontae Johnson | WR | PIT |
| Big Pol Pot | 4 | 8 | 44 | Dalton Schultz | TE | DAL |
| Slappin Banjos | 4 | 9 | 45 | Terry McLaurin | WR | WAS |
| Buckeyes | 4 | 10 | 46 | Brandin Cooks | WR | HOU |
| Finkle is Einhorn! BB | 4 | 11 | 47 | Patrick Mahomes | QB | KC |
| cee bee 8/16 | 4 | 12 | 48 | Allen Robinson | WR | LAR |
| cee bee 8/16 | 5 | 1 | 49 | Marquise Brown | WR | ARI |
| Finkle is Einhorn! BB | 5 | 2 | 50 | JuJu Smith-Schuster | WR | KC |
| Buckeyes | 5 | 3 | 51 | J.K. Dobbins | RB | BAL |
| Slappin Banjos | 5 | 4 | 52 | Breece Hall | RB | NYJ |
| Big Pol Pot | 5 | 5 | 53 | T.J. Hockenson | TE | DET |
| Lil Kim Jong | 5 | 6 | 54 | Lamar Jackson | QB | BAL |
| a huge mistake | 5 | 7 | 55 | David Montgomery | RB | CHI |
| Democrats are evil | 5 | 8 | 56 | Chris Godwin | WR | TB |
| Newts 35 - 110 | 5 | 9 | 57 | Michael Thomas | WR | NO |
| A Team Has No Name | 5 | 10 | 58 | Jerry Jeudy | WR | DEN |
| Believe | 5 | 11 | 59 | Gabe Davis | WR | BUF |
| BBSLAug16/2hrSlow | 5 | 12 | 60 | Zach Ertz | TE | ARI |
| BBSLAug16/2hrSlow | 6 | 1 | 61 | Josh Jacobs | RB | LV |
| Believe | 6 | 2 | 62 | Amon-Ra St. Brown | WR | DET |
| A Team Has No Name | 6 | 3 | 63 | Darnell Mooney | WR | CHI |
| Newts 35 - 110 | 6 | 4 | 64 | AJ Dillon | RB | GB |
| Democrats are evil | 6 | 5 | 65 | Rashod Bateman | WR | BAL |
| a huge mistake | 6 | 6 | 66 | DK Metcalf | WR | SEA |
| Lil Kim Jong | 6 | 7 | 67 | Antonio Gibson | RB | WAS |
| Big Pol Pot | 6 | 8 | 68 | Dallas Goedert | TE | PHI |
| Slappin Banjos | 6 | 9 | 69 | Jalen Hurts | QB | PHI |
| Buckeyes | 6 | 10 | 70 | Kyler Murray | QB | ARI |
| Finkle is Einhorn! BB | 6 | 11 | 71 | Tony Pollard | RB | DAL |
| cee bee 8/16 | 6 | 12 | 72 | Elijah Moore | WR | NYJ |
| cee bee 8/16 | 7 | 1 | 73 | Dawson Knox | TE | BUF |
| Finkle is Einhorn! BB | 7 | 2 | 74 | Adam Thielen | WR | MIN |
| Buckeyes | 7 | 3 | 75 | Elijah Mitchell | RB | SF |
| Slappin Banjos | 7 | 4 | 76 | Allen Lazard | WR | GB |
| Big Pol Pot | 7 | 5 | 77 | Joe Burrow | QB | CIN |
| Lil Kim Jong | 7 | 6 | 78 | Amari Cooper | WR | CLE |
| a huge mistake | 7 | 7 | 79 | Clyde Edwards-Helaire | RB | KC |
| Democrats are evil | 7 | 8 | 80 | Drake London | WR | ATL |
| Newts 35 - 110 | 7 | 9 | 81 | Trey Lance | QB | SF |
| A Team Has No Name | 7 | 10 | 82 | Miles Sanders | RB | PHI |
| Believe | 7 | 11 | 83 | Christian Kirk | WR | JAC |
| BBSLAug16/2hrSlow | 7 | 12 | 84 | Rhamondre Stevenson | RB | NE |
| BBSLAug16/2hrSlow | 8 | 1 | 85 | DeAndre Hopkins | WR | ARI |
| Believe | 8 | 2 | 86 | Chase Edmonds | RB | MIA |
| A Team Has No Name | 8 | 3 | 87 | Tom Brady | QB | TB |
| Newts 35 - 110 | 8 | 4 | 88 | Russell Wilson | QB | DEN |
| Democrats are evil | 8 | 5 | 89 | Dak Prescott | QB | DAL |
| a huge mistake | 8 | 6 | 90 | Hunter Renfrow | WR | LV |
| Lil Kim Jong | 8 | 7 | 91 | Aaron Rodgers | QB | GB |
| Big Pol Pot | 8 | 8 | 92 | DeVonta Smith | WR | PHI |
| Slappin Banjos | 8 | 9 | 93 | Kareem Hunt | RB | CLE |
| Buckeyes | 8 | 10 | 94 | Brandon Aiyuk | WR | SF |
| Finkle is Einhorn! BB | 8 | 11 | 95 | Cordarrelle Patterson | RB | ATL |
| cee bee 8/16 | 8 | 12 | 96 | Kadarius Toney | WR | NYG |
| cee bee 8/16 | 9 | 1 | 97 | Nyheim Hines | RB | IND |
| Finkle is Einhorn! BB | 9 | 2 | 98 | Pat Freiermuth | TE | PIT |
| Buckeyes | 9 | 3 | 99 | Cole Kmet | TE | CHI |
| Slappin Banjos | 9 | 4 | 100 | James Cook | RB | BUF |
| Big Pol Pot | 9 | 5 | 101 | Matthew Stafford | QB | LAR |
| Lil Kim Jong | 9 | 6 | 102 | Devin Singletary | RB | BUF |
| a huge mistake | 9 | 7 | 103 | Rashaad Penny | RB | SEA |
| Democrats are evil | 9 | 8 | 104 | Dameon Pierce | RB | HOU |
| Newts 35 - 110 | 9 | 9 | 105 | Melvin Gordon | RB | DEN |
| A Team Has No Name | 9 | 10 | 106 | Tyler Lockett | WR | SEA |
| Believe | 9 | 11 | 107 | Chris Olave | WR | NO |
| BBSLAug16/2hrSlow | 9 | 12 | 108 | Derek Carr | QB | LV |
| BBSLAug16/2hrSlow | 10 | 1 | 109 | Kenneth Gainwell | RB | PHI |
| Believe | 10 | 2 | 110 | Albert Okwuegbunam | TE | DEN |
| A Team Has No Name | 10 | 3 | 111 | Mike Gesicki | TE | MIA |
| Newts 35 - 110 | 10 | 4 | 112 | Damien Harris | RB | NE |
| Democrats are evil | 10 | 5 | 113 | Skyy Moore | WR | KC |
| a huge mistake | 10 | 6 | 114 | Kenneth Walker | RB | SEA |
| Lil Kim Jong | 10 | 7 | 115 | Irv Smith | TE | MIN |
| Big Pol Pot | 10 | 8 | 116 | Robert Woods | WR | TEN |
| Slappin Banjos | 10 | 9 | 117 | Hunter Henry | TE | NE |
| Buckeyes | 10 | 10 | 118 | Kirk Cousins | QB | MIN |
| Finkle is Einhorn! BB | 10 | 11 | 119 | Justin Fields | QB | CHI |
| cee bee 8/16 | 10 | 12 | 120 | Darrell Henderson | RB | LAR |
| cee bee 8/16 | 11 | 1 | 121 | Gerald Everett | TE | LAC |
| Finkle is Einhorn! BB | 11 | 2 | 122 | George Pickens | WR | PIT |
| Buckeyes | 11 | 3 | 123 | Noah Fant | TE | SEA |
| Slappin Banjos | 11 | 4 | 124 | Marquez Valdes-Scantling | WR | KC |
| Big Pol Pot | 11 | 5 | 125 | Chase Claypool | WR | PIT |
| Lil Kim Jong | 11 | 6 | 126 | Isaiah Spiller | RB | LAC |
| a huge mistake | 11 | 7 | 127 | Tua Tagovailoa | QB | MIA |
| Democrats are evil | 11 | 8 | 128 | Evan Engram | TE | JAC |
| Newts 35 - 110 | 11 | 9 | 129 | Treylon Burks | WR | TEN |
| A Team Has No Name | 11 | 10 | 130 | James Robinson | RB | JAC |
| Believe | 11 | 11 | 131 | Rachaad White | RB | TB |
| BBSLAug16/2hrSlow | 11 | 12 | 132 | Tyler Higbee | TE | LAR |
| BBSLAug16/2hrSlow | 12 | 1 | 133 | Isiah Pacheco | RB | KC |
| Believe | 12 | 2 | 134 | Trevor Lawrence | QB | JAC |
| A Team Has No Name | 12 | 3 | 135 | Jalen Tolbert | WR | DAL |
| Newts 35 - 110 | 12 | 4 | 136 | Brian Robinson | RB | WAS |
| Democrats are evil | 12 | 5 | 137 | Matt Ryan | QB | IND |
| a huge mistake | 12 | 6 | 138 | Jameis Winston | QB | NO |
| Lil Kim Jong | 12 | 7 | 139 | Alexander Mattison | RB | MIN |
| Big Pol Pot | 12 | 8 | 140 | Khalil Herbert | RB | CHI |
| Slappin Banjos | 12 | 9 | 141 | Hayden Hurst | TE | CIN |
| Buckeyes | 12 | 10 | 142 | Rondale Moore | WR | ARI |
| Finkle is Einhorn! BB | 12 | 11 | 143 | Nico Collins | WR | HOU |
| cee bee 8/16 | 12 | 12 | 144 | Daniel Jones | QB | NYG |
| cee bee 8/16 | 13 | 1 | 145 | Tyler Boyd | WR | CIN |
| Finkle is Einhorn! BB | 13 | 2 | 146 | Russell Gage | WR | TB |
| Buckeyes | 13 | 3 | 147 | David Njoku | TE | CLE |
| Slappin Banjos | 13 | 4 | 148 | Jared Goff | QB | DET |
| Big Pol Pot | 13 | 5 | 149 | Tyler Allgeier | RB | ATL |
| Lil Kim Jong | 13 | 6 | 150 | Robert Tonyan | TE | GB |
| a huge mistake | 13 | 7 | 151 | Garrett Wilson | WR | NYJ |
| Democrats are evil | 13 | 8 | 152 | Michael Carter | RB | NYJ |
| Newts 35 - 110 | 13 | 9 | 153 | Julio Jones | WR | TB |
| A Team Has No Name | 13 | 10 | 154 | Austin Hooper | TE | TEN |
| Believe | 13 | 11 | 155 | Jahan Dotson | WR | WAS |
| BBSLAug16/2hrSlow | 13 | 12 | 156 | Romeo Doubs | WR | GB |
| BBSLAug16/2hrSlow | 14 | 1 | 157 | DJ Chark | WR | DET |
| Believe | 14 | 2 | 158 | Mecole Hardman | WR | KC |
| A Team Has No Name | 14 | 3 | 159 | Mac Jones | QB | NE |
| Newts 35 - 110 | 14 | 4 | 160 | Isaiah McKenzie | WR | BUF |
| Democrats are evil | 14 | 5 | 161 | K.J. Osborn | WR | MIN |
| a huge mistake | 14 | 6 | 162 | Jakobi Meyers | WR | NE |
| Lil Kim Jong | 14 | 7 | 163 | Ryan Tannehill | QB | TEN |
| Big Pol Pot | 14 | 8 | 164 | Jamaal Williams | RB | DET |
| Slappin Banjos | 14 | 9 | 165 | Raheem Mostert | RB | MIA |
| Buckeyes | 14 | 10 | 166 | Kenny Golladay | WR | NYG |
| Finkle is Einhorn! BB | 14 | 11 | 167 | Kenyan Drake | RB | LV |
| cee bee 8/16 | 14 | 12 | 168 | Eno Benjamin | RB | ARI |
| cee bee 8/16 | 15 | 1 | 169 | Wan'Dale Robinson | WR | NYG |
| Finkle is Einhorn! BB | 15 | 2 | 170 | Brevin Jordan | TE | HOU |
| Buckeyes | 15 | 3 | 171 | Ronald Jones | RB | KC |
| Slappin Banjos | 15 | 4 | 172 | Jeff Wilson | RB | SF |
| Big Pol Pot | 15 | 5 | 173 | Jarvis Landry | WR | NO |
| Lil Kim Jong | 15 | 6 | 174 | J.D. McKissic | RB | WAS |
| a huge mistake | 15 | 7 | 175 | DeVante Parker | WR | NE |
| Democrats are evil | 15 | 8 | 176 | Michael Gallup | WR | DAL |
| Newts 35 - 110 | 15 | 9 | 177 | Carson Wentz | QB | WAS |
| A Team Has No Name | 15 | 10 | 178 | Zamir White | RB | LV |
| Believe | 15 | 11 | 179 | Tyrion Davis-Price | RB | SF |
| BBSLAug16/2hrSlow | 15 | 12 | 180 | Marlon Mack | RB | HOU |
| BBSLAug16/2hrSlow | 16 | 1 | 181 | Parris Campbell | WR | IND |
| Believe | 16 | 2 | 182 | Davis Mills | QB | HOU |
| A Team Has No Name | 16 | 3 | 183 | KJ Hamler | WR | DEN |
| Newts 35 - 110 | 16 | 4 | 184 | Gus Edwards | RB | BAL |
| Democrats are evil | 16 | 5 | 185 | Mo Alie-Cox | TE | IND |
| a huge mistake | 16 | 6 | 186 | Zach Wilson | QB | NYJ |
| Lil Kim Jong | 16 | 7 | 187 | Joshua Palmer | WR | LAC |
| Big Pol Pot | 16 | 8 | 188 | Alec Pierce | WR | IND |
| Slappin Banjos | 16 | 9 | 189 | Baker Mayfield | QB | CAR |
| Buckeyes | 16 | 10 | 190 | Marcus Mariota | QB | ATL |
| Finkle is Einhorn! BB | 16 | 11 | 191 | Deshaun Watson | QB | CLE |
| cee bee 8/16 | 16 | 12 | 192 | Jerick McKinnon | RB | KC |
| cee bee 8/16 | 17 | 1 | 193 | Chris Evans | RB | CIN |
| Finkle is Einhorn! BB | 17 | 2 | 194 | D'Onta Foreman | RB | CAR |
| Buckeyes | 17 | 3 | 195 | Robbie Anderson | WR | CAR |
| Slappin Banjos | 17 | 4 | 196 | Darrel Williams | RB | ARI |
| Big Pol Pot | 17 | 5 | 197 | Jameson Williams | WR | DET |
| Lil Kim Jong | 17 | 6 | 198 | Marvin Jones | WR | JAC |
| a huge mistake | 17 | 7 | 199 | Logan Thomas | TE | WAS |
| Democrats are evil | 17 | 8 | 200 | Mitch Trubisky | QB | PIT |
| Newts 35 - 110 | 17 | 9 | 201 | Christian Watson | WR | GB |
| A Team Has No Name | 17 | 10 | 202 | Ameer Abdullah | RB | LV |
| Believe | 17 | 11 | 203 | Taysom Hill | TE | NO |
| BBSLAug16/2hrSlow | 17 | 12 | 204 | Van Jefferson | WR | LAR |
| BBSLAug16/2hrSlow | 18 | 1 | 205 | Chuba Hubbard | RB | CAR |
| Believe | 18 | 2 | 206 | D'Ernest Johnson | RB | CLE |
| A Team Has No Name | 18 | 3 | 207 | Kendrick Bourne | WR | NE |
| Newts 35 - 110 | 18 | 4 | 208 | Trey Sermon | RB | SF |
| Democrats are evil | 18 | 5 | 209 | Jonnu Smith | TE | NE |
| a huge mistake | 18 | 6 | 210 | Cameron Brate | TE | TB |
| Lil Kim Jong | 18 | 7 | 211 | Mark Ingram | RB | NO |
| Big Pol Pot | 18 | 8 | 212 | Isaiah Likely | TE | BAL |
| Slappin Banjos | 18 | 9 | 213 | Daniel Bellinger | TE | NYG |
| Buckeyes | 18 | 10 | 214 | Corey Davis | WR | NYJ |
| Finkle is Einhorn! BB | 18 | 11 | 215 | Devin Duvernay | WR | BAL |
| cee bee 8/16 | 18 | 12 | 216 | Kenny Pickett | QB | PIT |
| cee bee 8/16 | 19 | 1 | 217 | Jacoby Brissett | QB | CLE |
| Finkle is Einhorn! BB | 19 | 2 | 218 | Hassan Haskins | RB | TEN |
| Buckeyes | 19 | 3 | 219 | Sony Michel | RB | MIA |
| Slappin Banjos | 19 | 4 | 220 | Zay Jones | WR | JAC |
| Big Pol Pot | 19 | 5 | 221 | Joshua Kelley | RB | LAC |
| Lil Kim Jong | 19 | 6 | 222 | Kyle Rudolph | TE | TB |
| a huge mistake | 19 | 7 | 223 | Mike Davis | RB | BAL |
| Democrats are evil | 19 | 8 | 224 | Jaylen Warren | RB | PIT |
| Newts 35 - 110 | 19 | 9 | 225 | Tyler Conklin | TE | NYJ |
| A Team Has No Name | 19 | 10 | 226 | Greg Dulcich | TE | DEN |
| Believe | 19 | 11 | 227 | Curtis Samuel | WR | WAS |
| BBSLAug16/2hrSlow | 19 | 12 | 228 | Adam Trautman | TE | NO |
| BBSLAug16/2hrSlow | 20 | 1 | 229 | Drew Lock | QB | SEA |
| Believe | 20 | 2 | 230 | Sammy Watkins | WR | GB |
| A Team Has No Name | 20 | 3 | 231 | William Fuller | WR | FA |
| Newts 35 - 110 | 20 | 4 | 232 | Donovan Peoples-Jones | WR | CLE |
| Democrats are evil | 20 | 5 | 233 | Dontrell Hilliard | RB | TEN |
| a huge mistake | 20 | 6 | 234 | Nick Westbrook-Ikhine | WR | TEN |
| Lil Kim Jong | 20 | 7 | 235 | Matt Breida | RB | NYG |
| Big Pol Pot | 20 | 8 | 236 | Desmond Ridder | QB | ATL |
| Slappin Banjos | 20 | 9 | 237 | Zack Moss | RB | BUF |
| Buckeyes | 20 | 10 | 238 | Boston Scott | RB | PHI |
| Finkle is Einhorn! BB | 20 | 11 | 239 | Cedrick Wilson | WR | MIA |
| cee bee 8/16 | 20 | 12 | 240 | Trey McBride | TE | ARI |
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