| Team Name | Round | Pick | Overall | Player Name | Position | NFL Team |
| Captain Nemo | 1 | 1 | 1 | Christian McCaffrey | RB | CAR |
| The Nihilists | 1 | 2 | 2 | Jonathan Taylor | RB | IND |
| Ol' Murphy Bastard 2 | 1 | 3 | 3 | Justin Jefferson | WR | MIN |
| Hamont | 1 | 4 | 4 | Austin Ekeler | RB | LAC |
| Honey Badgers 10 | 1 | 5 | 5 | Aaron Jones | RB | GB |
| CarrChaseJavonte | 1 | 6 | 6 | Ja'Marr Chase | WR | CIN |
| BHB | 1 | 7 | 7 | Cooper Kupp | WR | LAR |
| Sweetness | 1 | 8 | 8 | Derrick Henry | RB | TEN |
| Fart Knockers | 1 | 9 | 9 | Travis Kelce | TE | KC |
| Ravens 150 | 1 | 10 | 10 | Dalvin Cook | RB | MIN |
| Pride and Joy of Illinois | 1 | 11 | 11 | Najee Harris | RB | PIT |
| Vandelay Industries | 1 | 12 | 12 | Davante Adams | WR | LV |
| Vandelay Industries | 2 | 1 | 13 | D'Andre Swift | RB | DET |
| Pride and Joy of Illinois | 2 | 2 | 14 | Joe Mixon | RB | CIN |
| Ravens 150 | 2 | 3 | 15 | Stefon Diggs | WR | BUF |
| Fart Knockers | 2 | 4 | 16 | Alvin Kamara | RB | NO |
| Sweetness | 2 | 5 | 17 | Leonard Fournette | RB | TB |
| BHB | 2 | 6 | 18 | Saquon Barkley | RB | NYG |
| CarrChaseJavonte | 2 | 7 | 19 | Javonte Williams | RB | DEN |
| Honey Badgers 10 | 2 | 8 | 20 | Nick Chubb | RB | CLE |
| Hamont | 2 | 9 | 21 | CeeDee Lamb | WR | DAL |
| Ol' Murphy Bastard 2 | 2 | 10 | 22 | Mark Andrews | TE | BAL |
| The Nihilists | 2 | 11 | 23 | Tyreek Hill | WR | MIA |
| Captain Nemo | 2 | 12 | 24 | Michael Pittman | WR | IND |
| Captain Nemo | 3 | 1 | 25 | Keenan Allen | WR | LAC |
| The Nihilists | 3 | 2 | 26 | Mike Evans | WR | TB |
| Ol' Murphy Bastard 2 | 3 | 3 | 27 | Kyle Pitts | TE | ATL |
| Hamont | 3 | 4 | 28 | Deebo Samuel | WR | SF |
| Honey Badgers 10 | 3 | 5 | 29 | David Montgomery | RB | CHI |
| CarrChaseJavonte | 3 | 6 | 30 | A.J. Brown | WR | PHI |
| BHB | 3 | 7 | 31 | DJ Moore | WR | CAR |
| Sweetness | 3 | 8 | 32 | James Conner | RB | ARI |
| Fart Knockers | 3 | 9 | 33 | Tee Higgins | WR | CIN |
| Ravens 150 | 3 | 10 | 34 | Josh Allen | QB | BUF |
| Pride and Joy of Illinois | 3 | 11 | 35 | Mike Williams | WR | LAC |
| Vandelay Industries | 3 | 12 | 36 | Courtland Sutton | WR | DEN |
| Vandelay Industries | 4 | 1 | 37 | Terry McLaurin | WR | WAS |
| Pride and Joy of Illinois | 4 | 2 | 38 | Diontae Johnson | WR | PIT |
| Ravens 150 | 4 | 3 | 39 | Ezekiel Elliott | RB | DAL |
| Fart Knockers | 4 | 4 | 40 | Breece Hall | RB | NYJ |
| Sweetness | 4 | 5 | 41 | Amon-Ra St. Brown | WR | DET |
| BHB | 4 | 6 | 42 | Travis Etienne | RB | JAC |
| CarrChaseJavonte | 4 | 7 | 43 | Darren Waller | TE | LV |
| Honey Badgers 10 | 4 | 8 | 44 | Justin Herbert | QB | LAC |
| Hamont | 4 | 9 | 45 | George Kittle | TE | SF |
| Ol' Murphy Bastard 2 | 4 | 10 | 46 | Dameon Pierce | RB | HOU |
| The Nihilists | 4 | 11 | 47 | Marquise Brown | WR | ARI |
| Captain Nemo | 4 | 12 | 48 | Brandin Cooks | WR | HOU |
| Captain Nemo | 5 | 1 | 49 | AJ Dillon | RB | GB |
| The Nihilists | 5 | 2 | 50 | Patrick Mahomes | QB | KC |
| Ol' Murphy Bastard 2 | 5 | 3 | 51 | Chris Godwin | WR | TB |
| Hamont | 5 | 4 | 52 | JuJu Smith-Schuster | WR | KC |
| Honey Badgers 10 | 5 | 5 | 53 | Allen Lazard | WR | GB |
| CarrChaseJavonte | 5 | 6 | 54 | Allen Robinson | WR | LAR |
| BHB | 5 | 7 | 55 | Lamar Jackson | QB | BAL |
| Sweetness | 5 | 8 | 56 | Jaylen Waddle | WR | MIA |
| Fart Knockers | 5 | 9 | 57 | Michael Thomas | WR | NO |
| Ravens 150 | 5 | 10 | 58 | Jerry Jeudy | WR | DEN |
| Pride and Joy of Illinois | 5 | 11 | 59 | Adam Thielen | WR | MIN |
| Vandelay Industries | 5 | 12 | 60 | Cam Akers | RB | LAR |
| Vandelay Industries | 6 | 1 | 61 | Chase Edmonds | RB | MIA |
| Pride and Joy of Illinois | 6 | 2 | 62 | Dalton Schultz | TE | DAL |
| Ravens 150 | 6 | 3 | 63 | DK Metcalf | WR | SEA |
| Fart Knockers | 6 | 4 | 64 | Kyler Murray | QB | ARI |
| Sweetness | 6 | 5 | 65 | J.K. Dobbins | RB | BAL |
| BHB | 6 | 6 | 66 | Elijah Mitchell | RB | SF |
| CarrChaseJavonte | 6 | 7 | 67 | Gabe Davis | WR | BUF |
| Honey Badgers 10 | 6 | 8 | 68 | Dawson Knox | TE | BUF |
| Hamont | 6 | 9 | 69 | Josh Jacobs | RB | LV |
| Ol' Murphy Bastard 2 | 6 | 10 | 70 | Tony Pollard | RB | DAL |
| The Nihilists | 6 | 11 | 71 | Zach Ertz | TE | ARI |
| Captain Nemo | 6 | 12 | 72 | Rashod Bateman | WR | BAL |
| Captain Nemo | 7 | 1 | 73 | T.J. Hockenson | TE | DET |
| The Nihilists | 7 | 2 | 74 | Darnell Mooney | WR | CHI |
| Ol' Murphy Bastard 2 | 7 | 3 | 75 | Christian Kirk | WR | JAC |
| Hamont | 7 | 4 | 76 | Jalen Hurts | QB | PHI |
| Honey Badgers 10 | 7 | 5 | 77 | Rhamondre Stevenson | RB | NE |
| CarrChaseJavonte | 7 | 6 | 78 | Dallas Goedert | TE | PHI |
| BHB | 7 | 7 | 79 | DeAndre Hopkins | WR | ARI |
| Sweetness | 7 | 8 | 80 | Hunter Renfrow | WR | LV |
| Fart Knockers | 7 | 9 | 81 | Clyde Edwards-Helaire | RB | KC |
| Ravens 150 | 7 | 10 | 82 | Amari Cooper | WR | CLE |
| Pride and Joy of Illinois | 7 | 11 | 83 | Rashaad Penny | RB | SEA |
| Vandelay Industries | 7 | 12 | 84 | Kadarius Toney | WR | NYG |
| Vandelay Industries | 8 | 1 | 85 | Cole Kmet | TE | CHI |
| Pride and Joy of Illinois | 8 | 2 | 86 | Miles Sanders | RB | PHI |
| Ravens 150 | 8 | 3 | 87 | Antonio Gibson | RB | WAS |
| Fart Knockers | 8 | 4 | 88 | Kareem Hunt | RB | CLE |
| Sweetness | 8 | 5 | 89 | Cordarrelle Patterson | RB | ATL |
| BHB | 8 | 6 | 90 | Damien Harris | RB | NE |
| CarrChaseJavonte | 8 | 7 | 91 | Elijah Moore | WR | NYJ |
| Honey Badgers 10 | 8 | 8 | 92 | Brandon Aiyuk | WR | SF |
| Hamont | 8 | 9 | 93 | Devin Singletary | RB | BUF |
| Ol' Murphy Bastard 2 | 8 | 10 | 94 | Darrell Henderson | RB | LAR |
| The Nihilists | 8 | 11 | 95 | Melvin Gordon | RB | DEN |
| Captain Nemo | 8 | 12 | 96 | Tyler Lockett | WR | SEA |
| Captain Nemo | 9 | 1 | 97 | Russell Wilson | QB | DEN |
| The Nihilists | 9 | 2 | 98 | Michael Carter | RB | NYJ |
| Ol' Murphy Bastard 2 | 9 | 3 | 99 | Tom Brady | QB | TB |
| Hamont | 9 | 4 | 100 | Drake London | WR | ATL |
| Honey Badgers 10 | 9 | 5 | 101 | Chase Claypool | WR | PIT |
| CarrChaseJavonte | 9 | 6 | 102 | James Cook | RB | BUF |
| BHB | 9 | 7 | 103 | Robert Woods | WR | TEN |
| Sweetness | 9 | 8 | 104 | Chris Olave | WR | NO |
| Fart Knockers | 9 | 9 | 105 | DeVonta Smith | WR | PHI |
| Ravens 150 | 9 | 10 | 106 | Kenneth Walker | RB | SEA |
| Pride and Joy of Illinois | 9 | 11 | 107 | Joe Burrow | QB | CIN |
| Vandelay Industries | 9 | 12 | 108 | Trey Lance | QB | SF |
| Vandelay Industries | 10 | 1 | 109 | Isiah Pacheco | RB | KC |
| Pride and Joy of Illinois | 10 | 2 | 110 | Matthew Stafford | QB | LAR |
| Ravens 150 | 10 | 3 | 111 | Alexander Mattison | RB | MIN |
| Fart Knockers | 10 | 4 | 112 | David Njoku | TE | CLE |
| Sweetness | 10 | 5 | 113 | Rondale Moore | WR | ARI |
| BHB | 10 | 6 | 114 | Pat Freiermuth | TE | PIT |
| CarrChaseJavonte | 10 | 7 | 115 | Nyheim Hines | RB | IND |
| Honey Badgers 10 | 10 | 8 | 116 | Tyler Boyd | WR | CIN |
| Hamont | 10 | 9 | 117 | James Robinson | RB | JAC |
| Ol' Murphy Bastard 2 | 10 | 10 | 118 | George Pickens | WR | PIT |
| The Nihilists | 10 | 11 | 119 | Tyler Higbee | TE | LAR |
| Captain Nemo | 10 | 12 | 120 | Kenneth Gainwell | RB | PHI |
| Captain Nemo | 11 | 1 | 121 | Michael Gallup | WR | DAL |
| The Nihilists | 11 | 2 | 122 | Jarvis Landry | WR | NO |
| Ol' Murphy Bastard 2 | 11 | 3 | 123 | Romeo Doubs | WR | GB |
| Hamont | 11 | 4 | 124 | J.D. McKissic | RB | WAS |
| Honey Badgers 10 | 11 | 5 | 125 | Kenny Pickett | QB | PIT |
| CarrChaseJavonte | 11 | 6 | 126 | Skyy Moore | WR | KC |
| BHB | 11 | 7 | 127 | Tyler Allgeier | RB | ATL |
| Sweetness | 11 | 8 | 128 | Khalil Herbert | RB | CHI |
| Fart Knockers | 11 | 9 | 129 | Treylon Burks | WR | TEN |
| Ravens 150 | 11 | 10 | 130 | Albert Okwuegbunam | TE | DEN |
| Pride and Joy of Illinois | 11 | 11 | 131 | Jamaal Williams | RB | DET |
| Vandelay Industries | 11 | 12 | 132 | Tyrion Davis-Price | RB | SF |
| Vandelay Industries | 12 | 1 | 133 | Jakobi Meyers | WR | NE |
| Pride and Joy of Illinois | 12 | 2 | 134 | Russell Gage | WR | TB |
| Ravens 150 | 12 | 3 | 135 | BUF Team Defense | DF | BUF |
| Fart Knockers | 12 | 4 | 136 | Aaron Rodgers | QB | GB |
| Sweetness | 12 | 5 | 137 | Dak Prescott | QB | DAL |
| BHB | 12 | 6 | 138 | Raheem Mostert | RB | MIA |
| CarrChaseJavonte | 12 | 7 | 139 | Derek Carr | QB | LV |
| Honey Badgers 10 | 12 | 8 | 140 | Julio Jones | WR | TB |
| Hamont | 12 | 9 | 141 | Irv Smith | TE | MIN |
| Ol' Murphy Bastard 2 | 12 | 10 | 142 | Jeff Wilson | RB | SF |
| The Nihilists | 12 | 11 | 143 | Brian Robinson | RB | WAS |
| Captain Nemo | 12 | 12 | 144 | Jahan Dotson | WR | WAS |
| Captain Nemo | 13 | 1 | 145 | Zamir White | RB | LV |
| The Nihilists | 13 | 2 | 146 | Hunter Henry | TE | NE |
| Ol' Murphy Bastard 2 | 13 | 3 | 147 | Rachaad White | RB | TB |
| Hamont | 13 | 4 | 148 | Justin Tucker | PK | BAL |
| Honey Badgers 10 | 13 | 5 | 149 | Alec Pierce | WR | IND |
| CarrChaseJavonte | 13 | 6 | 150 | Joshua Palmer | WR | LAC |
| BHB | 13 | 7 | 151 | Mike Gesicki | TE | MIA |
| Sweetness | 13 | 8 | 152 | Evan Engram | TE | JAC |
| Fart Knockers | 13 | 9 | 153 | Garrett Wilson | WR | NYJ |
| Ravens 150 | 13 | 10 | 154 | K.J. Osborn | WR | MIN |
| Pride and Joy of Illinois | 13 | 11 | 155 | Isaiah Spiller | RB | LAC |
| Vandelay Industries | 13 | 12 | 156 | Gerald Everett | TE | LAC |
| Vandelay Industries | 14 | 1 | 157 | Kirk Cousins | QB | MIN |
| Pride and Joy of Illinois | 14 | 2 | 158 | Marquez Valdes-Scantling | WR | KC |
| Ravens 150 | 14 | 3 | 159 | DJ Chark | WR | DET |
| Fart Knockers | 14 | 4 | 160 | Chris Evans | RB | CIN |
| Sweetness | 14 | 5 | 161 | Nico Collins | WR | HOU |
| BHB | 14 | 6 | 162 | Mike Davis | RB | BAL |
| CarrChaseJavonte | 14 | 7 | 163 | Eno Benjamin | RB | ARI |
| Honey Badgers 10 | 14 | 8 | 164 | Lance McCutcheon | WR | LAR |
| Hamont | 14 | 9 | 165 | DeVante Parker | WR | NE |
| Ol' Murphy Bastard 2 | 14 | 10 | 166 | Joshua Kelley | RB | LAC |
| The Nihilists | 14 | 11 | 167 | Jameis Winston | QB | NO |
| Captain Nemo | 14 | 12 | 168 | Robert Tonyan | TE | GB |
| Captain Nemo | 15 | 1 | 169 | Trevor Lawrence | QB | JAC |
| The Nihilists | 15 | 2 | 170 | Robbie Anderson | WR | CAR |
| Ol' Murphy Bastard 2 | 15 | 3 | 171 | Darrel Williams | RB | ARI |
| Hamont | 15 | 4 | 172 | Tua Tagovailoa | QB | MIA |
| Honey Badgers 10 | 15 | 5 | 173 | Matt Ryan | QB | IND |
| CarrChaseJavonte | 15 | 6 | 174 | D'Ernest Johnson | RB | CLE |
| BHB | 15 | 7 | 175 | Kenny Golladay | WR | NYG |
| Sweetness | 15 | 8 | 176 | Wan'Dale Robinson | WR | NYG |
| Fart Knockers | 15 | 9 | 177 | Evan McPherson | PK | CIN |
| Ravens 150 | 15 | 10 | 178 | Austin Hooper | TE | TEN |
| Pride and Joy of Illinois | 15 | 11 | 179 | Mark Ingram | RB | NO |
| Vandelay Industries | 15 | 12 | 180 | Parris Campbell | WR | IND |
| Vandelay Industries | 16 | 1 | 181 | Jaylen Warren | RB | PIT |
| Pride and Joy of Illinois | 16 | 2 | 182 | Jalen Tolbert | WR | DAL |
| Ravens 150 | 16 | 3 | 183 | Tyler Bass | PK | BUF |
| Fart Knockers | 16 | 4 | 184 | DAL Team Defense | DF | DAL |
| Sweetness | 16 | 5 | 185 | Isaiah McKenzie | WR | BUF |
| BHB | 16 | 6 | 186 | Mecole Hardman | WR | KC |
| CarrChaseJavonte | 16 | 7 | 187 | Jerick McKinnon | RB | KC |
| Honey Badgers 10 | 16 | 8 | 188 | Sony Michel | RB | FA |
| Hamont | 16 | 9 | 189 | TB Team Defense | DF | TB |
| Ol' Murphy Bastard 2 | 16 | 10 | 190 | Christian Watson | WR | GB |
| The Nihilists | 16 | 11 | 191 | Harrison Butker | PK | KC |
| Captain Nemo | 16 | 12 | 192 | D'Onta Foreman | RB | CAR |
| Captain Nemo | 17 | 1 | 193 | SF Team Defense | DF | SF |
| The Nihilists | 17 | 2 | 194 | IND Team Defense | DF | IND |
| Ol' Murphy Bastard 2 | 17 | 3 | 195 | Samaje Perine | RB | CIN |
| Hamont | 17 | 4 | 196 | KJ Hamler | WR | DEN |
| Honey Badgers 10 | 17 | 5 | 197 | Ronald Jones | RB | KC |
| CarrChaseJavonte | 17 | 6 | 198 | Kyren Williams | RB | LAR |
| BHB | 17 | 7 | 199 | DEN Team Defense | DF | DEN |
| Sweetness | 17 | 8 | 200 | Brevin Jordan | TE | HOU |
| Fart Knockers | 17 | 9 | 201 | Isaiah Likely | TE | BAL |
| Ravens 150 | 17 | 10 | 202 | Marvin Jones | WR | JAC |
| Pride and Joy of Illinois | 17 | 11 | 203 | LAR Team Defense | DF | LAR |
| Vandelay Industries | 17 | 12 | 204 | Hassan Haskins | RB | TEN |
| Vandelay Industries | 18 | 1 | 205 | Jerome Ford | RB | CLE |
| Pride and Joy of Illinois | 18 | 2 | 206 | Noah Fant | TE | SEA |
| Ravens 150 | 18 | 3 | 207 | Donovan Peoples-Jones | WR | CLE |
| Fart Knockers | 18 | 4 | 208 | Zay Jones | WR | JAC |
| Sweetness | 18 | 5 | 209 | Jared Goff | QB | DET |
| BHB | 18 | 6 | 210 | Matt Prater | PK | ARI |
| CarrChaseJavonte | 18 | 7 | 211 | Daniel Carlson | PK | LV |
| Honey Badgers 10 | 18 | 8 | 212 | Chris Boswell | PK | PIT |
| Hamont | 18 | 9 | 213 | Van Jefferson | WR | LAR |
| Ol' Murphy Bastard 2 | 18 | 10 | 214 | Taysom Hill | TE | NO |
| The Nihilists | 18 | 11 | 215 | NO Team Defense | DF | NO |
| Captain Nemo | 18 | 12 | 216 | Zack Moss | RB | BUF |
| Captain Nemo | 19 | 1 | 217 | Boston Scott | RB | PHI |
| The Nihilists | 19 | 2 | 218 | Rex Burkhead | RB | HOU |
| Ol' Murphy Bastard 2 | 19 | 3 | 219 | GB Team Defense | DF | GB |
| Hamont | 19 | 4 | 220 | Ameer Abdullah | RB | LV |
| Honey Badgers 10 | 19 | 5 | 221 | PIT Team Defense | DF | PIT |
| CarrChaseJavonte | 19 | 6 | 222 | Sammy Watkins | WR | GB |
| BHB | 19 | 7 | 223 | LAC Team Defense | DF | LAC |
| Sweetness | 19 | 8 | 224 | NE Team Defense | DF | NE |
| Fart Knockers | 19 | 9 | 225 | David Bell | WR | CLE |
| Ravens 150 | 19 | 10 | 226 | Nick Westbrook-Ikhine | WR | TEN |
| Pride and Joy of Illinois | 19 | 11 | 227 | Brandon McManus | PK | DEN |
| Vandelay Industries | 19 | 12 | 228 | BAL Team Defense | DF | BAL |
| Vandelay Industries | 20 | 1 | 229 | Dustin Hopkins | PK | LAC |
| Pride and Joy of Illinois | 20 | 2 | 230 | Jameson Williams | WR | DET |
| Ravens 150 | 20 | 3 | 231 | Deshaun Watson | QB | CLE |
| Fart Knockers | 20 | 4 | 232 | Chuba Hubbard | RB | CAR |
| Sweetness | 20 | 5 | 233 | Matt Gay | PK | LAR |
| BHB | 20 | 6 | 234 | Ryan Tannehill | QB | TEN |
| CarrChaseJavonte | 20 | 7 | 235 | CLE Team Defense | DF | CLE |
| Honey Badgers 10 | 20 | 8 | 236 | Cameron Brate | TE | TB |
| Hamont | 20 | 9 | 237 | Gus Edwards | RB | BAL |
| Ol' Murphy Bastard 2 | 20 | 10 | 238 | Ryan Succop | PK | TB |
| The Nihilists | 20 | 11 | 239 | MIA Team Defense | DF | MIA |
| Captain Nemo | 20 | 12 | 240 | Rodrigo Blankenship | PK | IND |
